SAYiS WILL RODGERS.; LEXIMTKWS
NEW VARIETY OF WHEAT
TO BE INTRODUCED
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ihl:iklu; a wau that can play gott and
Junt say so. Hut ns ther It ao few In
Tact it has boon discussed whether
'.hero is any at all.
Now as to "What Is Society," So
olr.y is any haml of (oiks that kinder
throw in with each other, and mess
arautul tosoather (or each olliors diss
comfort, .'.ny little or bis group o(
al!is that sorter flock toKeather are
"Society" In some (orm or other. The
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BEVERLY HILLS.-Well all 1 know
U just what littla l.re.ul in tha papera.
Somebody Just sent too a clipping I
see here and It says who has been left
off and who added to the Social Regis
ter. Now that Is a laugh alnt It? (I
would be dropped K I ever got on (cr
saying "Aint"). Of all the undemo
cratic things you caa think of Just off
hand, that Is the prize "Hooey." a book
to tell you who is a good Parlor Hound
and who Is a sort of a Mongrel around
the tea table.
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I see Just off hand here that Polly
Lauder, (a niece of Harry Lauders)
who married Gene
Tunney has been
dropped irura iu
Kegisier. it sne
had married a So-
clety Bootlegger
she would have
made the grade but
when she married
Gene, a man who
had been a pretty
fare type of Gentle
man who's only
I fault in his profes
sion was that be
shook hands with yon before knocking
you Cuckoo, why they right away said
that Polly dident grade up to par. She
had been negligent In picking a May
flower weed. Tunneys name never had
been in "Baloney sheet" But it bad to
tell In there who she bad "promised to
tore honor and ii. jak clean in the
clinches with," so In ibst way it had
to uame Gene. & In a kind of a back
alley way Ills name was in there, not
intentionally but in there. So 1 guess
that why they had to drop Pollys. They
left her in there for one year t
see If she wouldent repent and come
back to Cocktail cavalcade, but as she
dident why tbey Just got themselves a
great big eraser and ahe dropped la
Social oblivion. And I bet that Just
about broke that girls heart For here
she had spent a lifetime picking out
parents who were eligible, and now
she had gone and flopped after working
hard to make th grade, and here at
the last minute flunk. Now what can
she do, where can she go? Decent
people wont have anything to do with
her. Everybody will look at her and
xay, "WhyUhats Fo"y Lauder. She
u-?d to be somebody and was Sne and
social, but they dropped her right off
Book and here sue Is practically
Destitute of all the other members of
the great Fraternity of those who are
somebody by grace of proper proposi
tion, (and ordering enough books).
AU of which tela cs back to "What is
Society and what is a Gentleman?"
Well of course its easy to define a Gen
t'.e:nan. c .eiulciran Is to my way of
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LOCAL HALL TOSSEKS CO
DOWN TO DEFEAT
whenJqCarmlfhaUuccumMl Hark & I inn &
iiowevu i Wd aow to uk pan 'Carpenter Work, Painting, Pa
... ouuuuy uau ,mc iii.u a pcr Hanging aiu Central Re-
aoic to niaivw a Home iuo. j
wis. Uki WatU lias rutmuu, Pa'r Work
aim awVfUl Hitka luntss, du
jwaawaau tor at i n home ul lui
Mr. and Mrs. Otto Rhule are!ttiU 1,u' tvj
lone, Oregon.
OdJ Forms pf BUJUg
"Mi lling Jy cwmllu" upil by
aro nld rimtoiim still oliwrvtil In puiW
of KiigliiiiJ. In the former limUm
IiUIm me nmilti while t one Inch vuii
illo Is liuniitiK down, the winning hid
Mug that uliule at li tfwi.llw tmnn
nut. In the rum of tl' wiilih, hUn
ii i u nircptfd during Hire uiliiuiri.
the proud parents of a boy bom.
August 6th at the lleppn-r hos
ones with the more mouey have more pital. They named the young man
to eat and drink at their attalrs. and Norman Henry
their clothes cost more, and so thats ... . i,.' ,, , . .
called "High Society." Now the mora.s ,MS,S ,,,uk,e taU&ht
or personal behavior of its Members SCIlOOl above Heppner the past
have nothing to do witu it The often-1 winter 1$ a guest in theR. H. Lane
r they crash the front page the sollder 1 kmm, . V1, ,
they are in their (raterulty. And Its ;lu)mt ln,! w-iK-
sorter heridltary. No matter who you Hcmaid Cox and family from
raise up in your family Zoo why they ! ,. Vt.m(chH irp vkiHntt Mr
naturally Inherit your space In the "So- l"Lar, WtnatCHee are Visltinil Mr.
cial Register." Your personal accoin-i -0X S parents, Mr. aUd Mrs. O
pllshments have nothing to do with it. J. Cox.
So for downright amusement in read- j The Independent WsrdlOUS
lng matter that Register will compete , ,. . . ,
with the Congressional Register and jmttegJ ne f itS bcst workers
College Humor.
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Kinder thov ot Mr. Coolit'Te would
have to get rt .-.-id to c:!tlcl.
It's fine to i'.'.st Ltcp saying every
thing is great, !v.: abort tha only v ay
'.o prove it to pv-
pie Is for things to
be great
Even our old fam
ily doc: or can't fool
us. We fate the o;:e
thr.t's got the stem
ich and we know
vhether It's hurting
ir not.
So Calvin hopped
,n t!ie Farm Board
in his "Sermon
,tte." The poor
farmer can't get a
reak. Just when It looked like he
-vouid be able to sell his land for real
;olf courses somebody invent goif
hat yon can play in the kitchen sink.
Oklahoma and Texas have an orig
.aal primary system.
They have so many seeking office
that the first primary is only to find
out how many are desirous of living off i r
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!t PROFESSION AL-i
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t CARDS
i DR. J. L CALLAWAY I
Osteopathic Physician
Gi'rtian HiiiMing
I'hont U3 Ht'bpMr, Ortgoa
JACK FERRIS
: Oermatician :
It pays to look well.
"Specialist in Bobs"
the State.
The second primary Is to eliminate
CO per cent of these.
The third is to get rid of half of whri
is left.
The fourth is to eliminate any good
man that might have crept in by mis
take. Now. yon have Just poilMt-htis, o
the fifth one is to have in the two worst
;ncs. aud they run it off.
(9 I9J0. M NufM Sjidui't. Ik.)
C. L SWEEK
ATTORNEY AT J
LAW.
4 hirst National liank UUsl
HeDDner Orejion
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ujsaei l'ia ot lleppnr Mild
Ail. Ullautiilii Ot At'ili'iuou vstie
I, U&aCtllig UUHl.it be Mi Itio Lexu.fc
iiivj ie itfpivtfiiliiiiVc ut iii
One. Uii Cu.
AlUi m tew Umv vitili vvuii U. o
ttwuitf 10. us, Jcit locuti) Waj uk
cu DuCh lo ihe C Jl.VM.Cl ttlll tiOtllO
iUld. 0M1MU WtUltt MUM II) lut.V
on (ililny to uiocuss Hie mailt k
itC wi net' wheat with Mr. J.
iMhStll,l0CMiCj0lJeiMUVe Aglit.
irt.altr Want) ol lu i" mi inn 's
Wumouhc U'ich Id layinx ul Una
week, tie is bulletin, lruiu m
enrbuncie on tun neck.
Ihe buiiOny tmll Km on Hi
Lexington fifiu went to ilepputr
witti the BMme ttcore ( 15 to 0 )
thMt LvxiiiKtvti hhd matte Hit
previous week. Oar boj were
oft pigy in the fint two inninyv.
Ward's pttchintr was jjood but lie
lost on team support. Towgra the
tart the toys picked up ind play
ed fairly kooj bail. Ward maoe
neveral y;ood hite and CarmichMl
miiie a home run. They promise
aomethinir bftter ntxt Snnrtnv ut
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Hiss Mary b!ocum, a rJJO ra J
uateofL II. S. plansi to enter J
upon a courH of husptial trs.n
in if. She will leave (or Los Anttr
ies auo'ii ms imsi oi Aunnst. j a
Miss Ota Anderson, former J
LeXKicton Btudent who now re
tides in i'oitland has been visit
ing her former schoolmates here 4
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STRAUSS & CO. :"'
Grain Dealers, of Portland, Oregon
Will Be Represented this Season by
W. M. Eubanks
It will pay you to see him before ouj
:: sell your wheat.
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Before contracting or
selling your wheat it Will
pay you to see L Balsiger
representing B. G. and Co.
lone, Oregon
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IONECASH MARKET
When You rt5it Hrrpncr
Eat At The
"Elkhorn Restaurant"
GoodMeals BestofScrikv
Lunch Counter
Dealers In
for the uast week i i resii anu cureu bleats, uuttcr ana cgus.
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llrtM' Pai:kerand h"Bi-: We Buy Cream for Swift & . Company. I
Real Estate
Insurance I
f ka f 1 lUd Hirtu lia anit t m rt n 1 1 1 . X
' w,da svum 'niKfci, ivvvuiya T . r.ti t . l. ...11
t niPd isv Mr-, v. MrM,i,n .h i.v'X hoi awl our im in Tour nome i twn:
J'.Mrs. Arthur Hunt, vistied the!
Lexington sick at th? Heppner!
Hospital on Sundy. I hey report !f Pofoi-cnn RrflifC
'Mr. FredKuna to h alowlvim VllOVIl LFIUIUUO
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LOW FARES
AST
baby to be doirtr lice and Mr.
Khule to be holding hisownauai nst
t I fbayto be douijr line and Rlr.j
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XX u"v l'u- :: taken violently ait. on Saturday, III
2 j Physician And Surgeon. ;;l while at his ranch home near J
X t rw: t-if :.n..:. j: " Lexington. W
i u,...na5u,..iuu..u.1iK. j, MissJeieMcCabe enteitained '
xtit nr apicmith CHnu'j
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EFFECTIVE MAT XX TO SZPT.
KZTUKN UMIT OCT. 31, I?3
R educed fril part of eait; liberal atop
overt. Fine train; modern equipment;
splendid terrier, acenie route. Short tide
trip enable yon to visit
ZION NATIONAL FAS It
COAND CANTON NATIONAL PA&K
BHTCC CANTON NATIONAL PARK
TELL0WST0NE NATIONAL PARX
CRAND TETON NATIONAL PARK
R0CKT MOUNTAIN NAT'L PA1K.
InfaraatlMi and BoelUtti on request
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ROUND TRIP TO
DENVER ...7.M
OMAHA 74.1
KANSAS CITV..., 7I.M
ST. LOUIS M.M
CHltAOO..
DETROIT 10.M
CINCINNATI IOt.71
NCW ORI FANS. 111.
CLEVELAND 111.17
TORONTO lia.il
ATLANTA 1W.M
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W ASHINGTON ...Hi. 17
PHIIAOI.LPHIA Hi U
NEW VORK..1I.OI
BOSTON ..l7.e7
J. V. Mown
Agent,
lone, Oregon.
Trained Nurse
1 1 Heppner,
ibiiuini
Oregom
A.B.GRAYM.D.
Physician & Surgeon
Heppner - Ou&
Glasses Fitted
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A iiuuiuci vi tier iiiciiiibj ainti
home in Lexington on Sunday
evening.
Mrs. Lottie Buddin and chil
dren left for their home in Med
ford on Monday morning. They
have been spending about two
We are prepared to take care of your
shafting requirements by the installation of an
electric key way machine and a stock of shafting
JJ In a wide range of sizes. We also have a list of
rf second hand combines for sale. Agency for the
J. P. O Meara, Proprietor j&Ju
2 months with Mrs. Buddin s pari
f ents, Mr. and Mrs. Natt Shaw, .jr'm&mttftt'tfmn
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GOODYEAR TIRES
h ivc all the good qnalittirs,
Materials,
Workmanship,
And Right Price.
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or Automobile Service &
Accessories go to
INDEPENDENl GARAGE
lone Ore.
F. H. ROBINSON
Attorney & Counselor
A't'Law
Will Practice In Ml The Courlw
IONE OREGON
recovering
'flu'. .
lrom an attack
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Mr. and Mrs George Allynhaye ?,?
had a their gue;s Mrs. Veita
Alams ana two sons from Fort
I Angeles. Washington.
4 VVilma l.pnrh. upprimnaniri liv
Mrs. Ted McMillan and daughter
De!pha. were Ueppner visiters
on Saturday afternoon.
Dr.J.H.McCrady
Dentist
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X-Ray DIAGNOSIS
Office; Odd Fellows BId'g..
Heppner Oregon
J. 0. PETERSON-
EXPEIJT
WATCHMAKER
AND
JEWELRY REPAIRER
Heppner, Oregon.
Dr. C. W. Barr
DENTIST
Phone M 1012 Cilman UUg..
Heppner, Ore.
Evenings and Sunuvby appointment..
lone Independent
JOB PRINT
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John and Gun McMillan, on f
Friday, went to Pendleton whereiet
& ! IIICJ UUIiBIIU DllJ(ICO VI m new
variety of wheat. This wheat
O'iffinated in Moscow, Idaho anu
t;w4 iivfn th riMrriA if MriHcirlfl. !v
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It in new in Morrow County. John
and Gun expect to obtain a truck
lot 1 of this wheat to use in fall
see Jin),
Mr. and Mrs, George TucKer
stopped in Lexington for a short
time on Monday, Mr, Tucker was
principal of the Lexington public
schools last year. They are mak
ing plans to take up residence at
lone, where Mr. Tucker hns been
engaged as principal of schools
for the coming year.
A number of Lexington wheat
ranchers and others interested in
the wheat game went over to
Penbleton on Saturday to hear
Secretary Hyde and Chairman
Legg of the Farm Board. Amcng
them were George White, Mrs.
Sarah White, George All vn, Earl
Warner, Mr. bnd Mrs. H. H. Uice1!
Karl Beach, (Jus EcMillan and
Mr; and Mrs. Frank gating.
cater to the patronage of those who 2
wish first class accommodations.
Cole Smith, Manager.
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Farm Implements
VULCAN and OLIVER PLOWS, SUPERIOR
DRILLS, FAJRBAN1 S M03SE ENGINES,
MYERS PUMPS, b'TAR and AERMOTOR
WIND MILLS. WINONA WAGONS.
Bates Steel Mule Tractor
AULal?ALSIGER
lone, Oregon
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