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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (May 9, 1930)
Hheumatism? Don t warn until Jl Few OUR COMIC SECTION yoitf jastlmend Quick relief from rheumatic pains without harmt desert )roti a & Little JSiniLes l D 0 The Home Censor To relieve the wont rhmimntle ntln It very eaay mutter. Il iyrr A ) t i n will lo It every timet Il't aonirthlnff you can alwayt take. Gnuin Atirin Uihlelt art hurmlnx Look for the liaycr Cron en each tablet. t : -!'.:- -t Tree Freak I towtirit h. Cox, of Tuluco, Cullf., luii discovered a phenomenon of tin tura In u locust tree In tho Tulare city piirk. OroHlriK out of thn tree it nil ultimod tupllug. Tho about ! If.rt'iitly was started liy nn almond being limned Into tlia crotch of the tri'u uud Hid ii'i'il later taking root. Tim sapling It about tdght fi'i't above tin ground. HEALTHY COMPLEXIONS complexions come from healthy aystcms. Free the body of poisons with Fern. a. mini. Fffcrllte la smaller duacs. All druggists tell thlt tuff, scientific Untlve. lillFOfl CONSTIPATION . -1 a . n fc. '.V V u & B: I WELL OR MONEY D AC K foitrPilaaatlntnataiiarfaarafiuMUd falha ,Uni.N Hs.AM ASlK w l In fcUnlrlilcl- i;ii ilia it. v. . 1 thi ni'iMB Ih.ii tuiijkal nallioil o lfl irrnLU M-tl hr at nclulvlvl rlrnuilulil w. alio mh 0 l.in l In'. r I i.lon i Imani. ftfnJlUliAV tit HI i: llitfc pi!a ill nn J ill!l aail t.'JLM J aai art irfA . a., Jtl T-'J V ri II r I Ml It jh f rj lr" i 011. i-i fM,ti. iH'-ii-l Elactrie Shoaa A 1 1 11 1 1 k 't 1 1 11 tt alioiMimkcr hut In vi-ntt'd a "liruiiilili'" alim'. An tlftrlt' limly li rnruf iiIimI lirtwi'i-n tho Innt'r mid outi r tnli't of the nlne. Thi vivin-r iimv hfiit It by iittmhlnir a nii.iii'ctiir In 1 In- lii'cl nlth 11 wall nliiK. Tin' hi'iit IiihU 11 In 1 ut 0110 iiml a hair .iur. I'.rti guild mlvli'o ran fall flat. Mahsi Sweeter Children's stomachs anur, nod need un nntl-neld. Keep their Byt tems oweet with i'hllllpi Milk of MnitneNla I When totiRiio or breath tells of ncld rmidltlon correct It with a ftpnonful of riillllpn. Most men nnd women have been comforted by thlt tjnlvci'Nul aweetener more mothers aliould Invoke Its 11 Id for their chil dren. It li a iileiiRimt thlni; totukn, yet neutnillz"B moro ncld than tho lumjhor thlnct too often rmployod lor tho purpoHP. No household should bo without It riillllpn It the genuine, proserin- tlonnl product jihyslclnns endoraa for gonernl use; tho tmmo Is lmpor tunt, "Jlllk of MitKncHln" hut been tho TT. 8. registered tntdo mnrk of the Charles- II. I'lilllIpH (Jhrmlcnl Co. mid Its predecessor Clinrlca II, I'liUllps since 1875. PEILilPS Milk . of Magnesia QUESTION A manufacturer of motorcar ac cessories wut engaging a fuctory au perlntendciit. There's JuHt one thing more," ne mid to thi) applicant, who appeared to be emlsfaciory. "Could you run lioijHu organ In cTniiHMilon with yout other work?" "llouNtt organ?' said tho mnn, with purneij expression. niiis m need of mustc In fuctory 1" SAD THOUGHT Kile (to tmllooii) 1 uu mtjilii I tx V) uppish. Just till nk lHl W'Hd IniplM'D if in one were to stick i oln In you 1 Practical Demonstration ttarhlnrrr it ri Prl II a mil niui h uu to thaorlie In aiorlra nilalakri will lutk Uai'hlnary bat Out to Wotk. A man A rutin of pilots wit mirxttm about something or another at tin lllulit coiniiiuniliT opiirom Im'l. ami ernl tlmca tie nius;tit Hie exprea.lon "thr Innf word In alriiliiiH-t.' "Wfll, tin anld at lie rfiutiid tin group, "vtluit la Hie limt word In air (ilan.-tT" The group ehuruaed: "Jump I r. clmnne. Intarviaw Naar Prieled "po you attribute your tum-aa tt your hnrd work and di-votlon to youi ob?" imkcd the ivporu-r. ".No," ri-plli'd the gn-nt mnn; "any nody I evi-r workinl fur will ym I wut the Inzlttif and nmt nuaiinum tMMib on the pny roll, and If I hadn't been a fmil for lurk I'd n w be on th couiity." 4 tnt-tiinnTl Kmiulrcr. A Lo.t Opportunity Jlra. Si riipp-lf u wiuit to know it. I married you only f"' T"r money ller llnsbiind Why dl'ln t you tell -lie tbnl before the wddliml I'd har ntnipriimlned with ym to the exten' of all I hud. Dumb, but No Mate niliikt-Shei 11a pretty ut a pie lure. Jlnkt-Uut al.e't apolled like tomf other idi'turea by belnji a tulklo. PITCHED THEIR TENTS JftiDatf Soldier When we halted we pitched nir tents. The Idiot Vou do thai to nuika em waterproof, don't you? Eyct Evaa art tha Imlri to lha mind, Hay aagva with drlluht; Dui iruiv. I am aura I dry atr For my Rlrl'a ayra ara brlaht. Kept Tab on Har Mrs. KtiHKt; You cunt fool 1110 Know you through utid throiiKh haven I been your wife 12 yeura tot iiothlnu. Her Husband I should say you nave not. Your monthly ullowuiicv 'hecka will prove that. Har Chance -What Is this?' "A bullet and eg depot" "I may meet my fate here,' aim pered the chorus clrt. Aa Engiliib-Speakini Rooitar First Kiiullshuian (somewhere In cancel There he Eoes iikiiIii-s iMister ernwlnu. Secntid KiiKllshiiuin Thank (luwdl rtmt'a the llrst F.iikIIsI) I have heard ilnce I hiive been lu the hlooiuluy oiintry. Modern Veraion Mlow does thii siiylnjt go, 'Unit h bcKun Hmwn. "United In imirrlnne nnd divided In ,.uo, I nt'sa," butted lu Muck. m.i i i m' .hi - ripi'w FINNEY OF THE FORCE , N0SiP.IG0TM6 VB3T.TrltWr40U. N r . . . . .... V7 . ' tOAB WHO COULD VWl; YkVfc IX US M!5TC55' B0U5 S JEWELS If 11 PICI0U5 Iniil ia I iihiiiii laiaaaa aat-, 1 1 Avfti MQH5AI0HE r!C WlMTAWAYy COWE TO KfcAU nn vN 1 y..n . TA,fs e a tw hn kjuu MAM REAO'lT OKLY rAnr w ur CAtn 0T DID CUB DOG HAMS A U0M5! WJ I TOLD HIM C Waatarm Kaarapaparraloa THE FEATHERHEADS l ii l;Vr. a.ai ,vi .1 "Ir !!!! " mnic ui:ua raun I HfcAHD SOU UfcKl V iy . . . . 1 1; Mir SUED FOR WWlIf ik L0rUT IVCQ CAM5 .rnwS OF IT? ISS J U J a a 1 I BUT IT m US ULOVfcRS. . WmOA WAT 10ST TO tucm I...M30 StE-JiiST U CAM& BEFORE Tv4 COUT,-8Y CMMCt An AMBULANCE WENT BY W COUKT-H005& I C Waatira Kawapapar Oaloa ivra vi . i 37 NO 5l2. . ... - 1 - 1 IJIN W MC All PAY-WW mmrraLirr AAWWAM 5U5-, WAT WAS OMIV - 101K6 HrVJ&iAJ MTCt55 OK MY iS v M 0FC0UKEI5A1DTO IwAaflUM v 1 j I., m.-zii,ia a i 1 B'wiSOHS 1Mb tsAO u'vi tjc nu 1 ns We DAY BE ,Tl1AT' CilJT- "if A T I CT aaVV faa MV I LOOKED PICV00S ''Si K' ..... ,.mlIk( un n-- u" l!il!l!l - me fori- 1 - 151 1 CAbb ro AS WE Ct&l WE ClANbiAXr To wry ft Niiiiipiriiiiir M l ill lllllll I 1 ' no I A Mystery IM FACT. I UA5 ONLV INI! 1 TWW9.CII CVJCM -fJi A MAW ASTiM &A ANYBOY WAp fli nu j SAYS 0UVS-UJta ; UlM 1X1 MCMT ABCOr I lit I H - T ' ""- J a - Aj' IN A 5H0CT WrtUB W AVI' HE WAS - Hi m BUT IKEVEB SEE.N0 0N6 AQOUM All Jvi A Break for Felix KlfiT TrlAT I WAS AMY WAY TO BLAME, V ,1 AUD WE LAWYER AGAIXJH yifl ME WAS A PAMAob tA lAlOYIR FOE WE OWfcB HAD WSHED OOT-AOO nAT, mo COATl-WMCT.VbO KNOW! AND OF CoOCSE.WiTaoOT.CouwSEL P&ESS 50T ASKHn w,v rvw. 4 IET Sir Walter Ralcigt met low down tliat powerful pipe of youril Sir Walter m Jo It It's a particularly mild and mellow mixture of excellent tobaccos. And the totacco Is wrapped in Heavy gold foil to keep It fresH and fragrant to tna last pipeful In tne tin. TUNS IN aa "Tha Ralaigh tmt" aaarf Fndir, laaa a itm p. a. (Naw York Tana) mm im WEAf awtirata aanreck of N. B. C SirV<er Raleigh It'l ye tnd 7 V miWrr Queea Hatchery HasMes - for Poultry profits R. I. Rado, R. I.Whitat, Whita Rocka, Barred Rocks. Black Minorca, Black Gianta, Whita Laghoma all from carefully tupar riaad Socks. Alto W. L. Pallats, year ling bana and day old turkeys. Order now to inaara delivery whan wanted. Wrifa tot Spuial Dttoount. 100 live dalivary (narantaad. 20 yean' rapnutioo your eafegcard. (WtTODO) QUEEN HATCHERY 2420 IM Avenue Startle Protect Your Upholstering With SEAT COVERS Ve also manufacture Auto Tops, Cur tntni and Awnings. Write for prices. Agents Wanted. WESTERN SEAT COVER CO. 522 Alder Street, Portland, Oregon. Man Cablet Shakespeare A cablegram for William Shake speare awaits him at the office of Miss A. Justlns, the mayor of Strat-fordon-Aron, the bard's birthplace. It was sent by a Toronto, Ontario, man, and Is addressed "William Shakespeare, care of the Mayor," and states that the sender had seen the film of "The Taming of the Shrew," and that he wished to know how much money Shakespeare wants for the rights of any plays he has writ' ten or any he might be writing la future. Carry Your Medicine In Your Handbag Our Vegetable Compound is also sold in chocolate coated tab lets, just as effective as the liquid form. Endorsed by half a million women, thit medicine is particularly valuable during the three trying periods of 1H turity, maternity and middle aga . 93 out of 100 report benefit Li?(JiaE.Rnldiams Vegetable Compound W.N. U, PORTLAND, NO. 18-1930, w s2w ? turn gJNy tallaH IMS