Hheumatism?
Don t warn until
Jl Few
OUR COMIC SECTION
yoitf jastlmend
Quick relief from rheumatic
pains without harmt
desert )roti
a
& Little
JSiniLes l
D
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The Home Censor
To relieve the wont rhmimntle ntln It
very eaay mutter. Il iyrr A ) t i n will
lo It every timet Il't aonirthlnff you
can alwayt take. Gnuin Atirin Uihlelt
art hurmlnx Look for the liaycr Cron
en each tablet.
t : -!'.:- -t
Tree Freak
I towtirit h. Cox, of Tuluco, Cullf.,
luii discovered a phenomenon of tin
tura In u locust tree In tho Tulare
city piirk. OroHlriK out of thn tree it
nil ultimod tupllug. Tho about !
If.rt'iitly was started liy nn almond
being limned Into tlia crotch of the
tri'u uud Hid ii'i'il later taking root.
Tim sapling It about tdght fi'i't above
tin ground.
HEALTHY
COMPLEXIONS
complexions
come from healthy aystcms.
Free the body of poisons with
Fern. a. mini. Fffcrllte la
smaller duacs. All druggists tell
thlt tuff, scientific Untlve.
lillFOfl CONSTIPATION
. -1 a . n fc.
'.V V u & B: I
WELL OR MONEY D AC K
foitrPilaaatlntnataiiarfaarafiuMUd falha
,Uni.N Hs.AM ASlK w l In fcUnlrlilcl-
i;ii ilia it. v. . 1 thi ni'iMB
Ih.ii tuiijkal nallioil o lfl
irrnLU M-tl hr at nclulvlvl
rlrnuilulil w. alio mh
0 l.in l In'. r I i.lon i Imani.
ftfnJlUliAV tit HI i: llitfc
pi!a ill nn J ill!l aail
t.'JLM J aai art irfA . a., Jtl T-'J V
ri II r I Ml It jh f rj
lr" i 011. i-i fM,ti. iH'-ii-l
Elactrie Shoaa
A 1 1 11 1 1 k 't 1 1 11 tt alioiMimkcr hut In
vi-ntt'd a "liruiiilili'" alim'. An tlftrlt'
limly li rnruf iiIimI lirtwi'i-n tho Innt'r
mid outi r tnli't of the nlne. Thi
vivin-r iimv hfiit It by iittmhlnir a
nii.iii'ctiir In 1 In- lii'cl nlth 11 wall nliiK.
Tin' hi'iit IiihU 11 In 1 ut 0110 iiml a hair
.iur.
I'.rti guild mlvli'o ran fall flat.
Mahsi
Sweeter
Children's stomachs anur, nod
need un nntl-neld. Keep their Byt
tems oweet with i'hllllpi Milk of
MnitneNla I
When totiRiio or breath tells of
ncld rmidltlon correct It with a
ftpnonful of riillllpn. Most men nnd
women have been comforted by thlt
tjnlvci'Nul aweetener more mothers
aliould Invoke Its 11 Id for their chil
dren. It li a iileiiRimt thlni; totukn,
yet neutnillz"B moro ncld than tho
lumjhor thlnct too often rmployod
lor tho purpoHP. No household
should bo without It
riillllpn It the genuine, proserin-
tlonnl product jihyslclnns endoraa
for gonernl use; tho tmmo Is lmpor
tunt, "Jlllk of MitKncHln" hut been
tho TT. 8. registered tntdo mnrk of
the Charles- II. I'lilllIpH (Jhrmlcnl
Co. mid Its predecessor Clinrlca II,
I'liUllps since 1875.
PEILilPS
Milk .
of Magnesia
QUESTION
A manufacturer of motorcar ac
cessories wut engaging a fuctory au
perlntendciit.
There's JuHt one thing more," ne
mid to thi) applicant, who appeared
to be emlsfaciory. "Could you run
lioijHu organ In cTniiHMilon with yout
other work?"
"llouNtt organ?' said tho mnn, with
purneij expression. niiis m
need of mustc In fuctory 1"
SAD THOUGHT
Kile (to tmllooii) 1 uu mtjilii I tx
V) uppish. Just till nk lHl W'Hd
IniplM'D if in one were to stick i
oln In you 1
Practical Demonstration
ttarhlnrrr it ri Prl
II a mil niui h uu to thaorlie
In aiorlra nilalakri will lutk
Uai'hlnary bat Out to Wotk.
A man
A rutin of pilots wit mirxttm
about something or another at tin
lllulit coiniiiuniliT opiirom Im'l. ami
ernl tlmca tie nius;tit Hie exprea.lon
"thr Innf word In alriiliiiH-t.'
"Wfll, tin anld at lie rfiutiid tin
group, "vtluit la Hie limt word In air
(ilan.-tT"
The group ehuruaed: "Jump I r.
clmnne.
Intarviaw Naar Prieled
"po you attribute your tum-aa tt
your hnrd work and di-votlon to youi
ob?" imkcd the ivporu-r.
".No," ri-plli'd the gn-nt mnn; "any
nody I evi-r workinl fur will ym
I wut the Inzlttif and nmt nuaiinum
tMMib on the pny roll, and If I hadn't
been a fmil for lurk I'd n w be on th
couiity." 4 tnt-tiinnTl Kmiulrcr.
A Lo.t Opportunity
Jlra. Si riipp-lf u wiuit to know
it. I married you only f"' T"r money
ller llnsbiind Why dl'ln t you tell
-lie tbnl before the wddliml I'd har
ntnipriimlned with ym to the exten'
of all I hud.
Dumb, but No Mate
niliikt-Shei 11a pretty ut a pie
lure.
Jlnkt-Uut al.e't apolled like tomf
other idi'turea by belnji a tulklo.
PITCHED THEIR TENTS
JftiDatf
Soldier When we halted we pitched
nir tents.
The Idiot Vou do thai to nuika em
waterproof, don't you?
Eyct
Evaa art tha Imlri to lha mind,
Hay aagva with drlluht;
Dui iruiv. I am aura I dry atr
For my Rlrl'a ayra ara brlaht.
Kept Tab on Har
Mrs. KtiHKt; You cunt fool 1110
Know you through utid throiiKh
haven I been your wife 12 yeura tot
iiothlnu.
Her Husband I should say you
nave not. Your monthly ullowuiicv
'hecka will prove that.
Har Chance
-What Is this?'
"A bullet and eg depot"
"I may meet my fate here,' aim
pered the chorus clrt.
Aa Engiliib-Speakini Rooitar
First Kiiullshuian (somewhere In
cancel There he Eoes iikiiIii-s
iMister ernwlnu.
Secntid KiiKllshiiuin Thank (luwdl
rtmt'a the llrst F.iikIIsI) I have heard
ilnce I hiive been lu the hlooiuluy
oiintry.
Modern Veraion
Mlow does thii siiylnjt go, 'Unit
h bcKun Hmwn.
"United In imirrlnne nnd divided In
,.uo, I nt'sa," butted lu Muck.
m.i i i m' .hi - ripi'w
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
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If
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MAM REAO'lT OKLY
rAnr w ur CAtn
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WJ I TOLD HIM
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THE FEATHERHEADS
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OF IT? ISS
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WmOA WAT 10ST TO
tucm I...M30 StE-JiiST
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An AMBULANCE WENT
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IM FACT. I UA5 ONLV
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A MAW ASTiM &A
ANYBOY WAp fli nu j
SAYS 0UVS-UJta ;
UlM 1X1 MCMT ABCOr
I lit I H - T ' ""- J a -
Aj' IN A 5H0CT WrtUB
W AVI' HE WAS -
Hi
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BUT IKEVEB SEE.N0 0N6
AQOUM All Jvi
A Break for Felix
KlfiT TrlAT I WAS
AMY WAY TO BLAME, V ,1
AUD WE LAWYER AGAIXJH yifl
ME WAS A PAMAob tA
lAlOYIR FOE WE OWfcB
HAD WSHED OOT-AOO nAT, mo
COATl-WMCT.VbO KNOW!
AND OF CoOCSE.WiTaoOT.CouwSEL
P&ESS 50T ASKHn w,v rvw.
4
IET Sir Walter Ralcigt met
low down tliat powerful
pipe of youril Sir Walter m
Jo It It's a particularly mild and
mellow mixture of excellent
tobaccos. And the totacco Is
wrapped in Heavy gold foil to
keep It fresH and fragrant to tna
last pipeful In tne tin.
TUNS IN aa "Tha Ralaigh tmt" aaarf
Fndir, laaa a itm p. a. (Naw York Tana)
mm im WEAf awtirata aanreck of N. B. C
SirV<er
Raleigh
It'l ye tnd
7 V miWrr
Queea Hatchery HasMes
- for Poultry profits
R. I. Rado, R. I.Whitat,
Whita Rocka, Barred Rocks.
Black Minorca, Black Gianta, Whita
Laghoma all from carefully tupar
riaad Socks. Alto W. L. Pallats, year
ling bana and day old turkeys. Order
now to inaara delivery whan wanted.
Wrifa tot Spuial Dttoount.
100 live dalivary (narantaad. 20
yean' rapnutioo your eafegcard.
(WtTODO) QUEEN HATCHERY
2420 IM Avenue Startle
Protect Your Upholstering With
SEAT COVERS
Ve also manufacture Auto Tops, Cur
tntni and Awnings. Write for prices.
Agents Wanted.
WESTERN SEAT COVER CO.
522 Alder Street, Portland, Oregon.
Man Cablet Shakespeare
A cablegram for William Shake
speare awaits him at the office of
Miss A. Justlns, the mayor of Strat-fordon-Aron,
the bard's birthplace.
It was sent by a Toronto, Ontario,
man, and Is addressed "William
Shakespeare, care of the Mayor," and
states that the sender had seen the
film of "The Taming of the Shrew,"
and that he wished to know how
much money Shakespeare wants for
the rights of any plays he has writ'
ten or any he might be writing la
future.
Carry Your Medicine
In Your Handbag
Our Vegetable Compound is
also sold in chocolate coated tab
lets, just as effective as the liquid
form.
Endorsed by half a million women,
thit medicine is particularly valuable
during the three trying periods of 1H
turity, maternity and middle aga
. 93 out of 100 report benefit
Li?(JiaE.Rnldiams
Vegetable Compound
W.N. U, PORTLAND, NO. 18-1930,
w s2w ?
turn gJNy tallaH
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