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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Jan. 3, 1930)
237039 ' -VI B OUR COMIC SECTION Events in the Lives of Little Men TTn &r AS OLD AS I AM.lBEN Wa M ! ' APPRECIATE WHAT A SWELL r , r Wln'f TIME yU HAD WHEN iOU 2 Vt , ;s is: iiri, n Waft. U TOT THE FEATHERHEADS Felix Shoots the Most Valuable Bird fco nw1 -a. hWt ,8 vM- Avfaw lu0 M f iXV iM u ABeoT 6oT 'rou- A MEADOW WfcUl 'J Htf JOS! GOT rtS mt J I I GOT OXJ& fj A25.! nJ 7 FINNEY OF THE FORCE Page Fanny Brice . I AlUflO.H fT feJ v- Wl W f htcmi mat mKBAUO fY ' :V VouSah moiiM mom K V-ArNr 1 I WAT WAlKtDOOT 0WW .1 1 IV OU) - llST AUOWiQ CAS . Vf CO . t v" Tfl tc to Hosafcfc sotrtftwjy mtttQ ) ' , w Cj v-" , V'iAtsew urns 1 Ami's mv S JauV BRIGHT SALESMAN 1 am to advertisement canraiMer. llav jruu any tiuull want I cao ad- rertlaeT "Certainly not. 41 r nervant tboald not linn ailmllted you. I tiaM told him reiiealedly (but 1 do not tea can-ramwra." "Then dlamlM hlra and advertlaa In our paper (or better ona." Faun, Vienna. Odd Harveat Fcatival Held in London Church Ont of the most cnrlona harvest (ea- dvala In existence la that held every year In the old city church of Bt. Dun atan In the East, near BIshojisKate. London, Knxlnnd. At tills thanksiflv ln service 80 kinds of fish, equal to the Dumber of the 80 articles of the Church of England, are displayed. A brotherhood of fish, extending from the lordly salmon to the hum ble periwinkle, and Including sole, eel, habiliut, herring, cod, lobster, crab and oyster, are used to decorate the church, and fruits, tea, coffee, cocoa and wine also have an honored place. This year a gigantic whenten loaf more than four feet high, and a great emdeo goose were also of the com pany. All these are offering from city merchant, and when the service 1 over they are sent to Guv's hospital, according to ancient custom. Detroit New. Garfield Tea Wat Your Grandmother's Remedy For every stomacB and Intestinal 111. This good old-fasfc. loned berb bom remedy for consti pation, stomach 111 and other derange ments of the sys tem so prevalent these day la In even greater favor a family medicine Uiaa in your grandmother' day. Underworld Battle "1 shall call the police I" exclaimed the burglar. "That what I meant u do," aald the woman whose Jewels were In Jeop- irdy. "What bop Lave yon. If the I police arrive?" "I shall accuse you of attacking m and trying to take possession of my hard-won loot from previous Job of tb evening. NOT THE DISPLAY EH "The men must notice ihe displays veiy poor aenae In tb way an tresses." -Hut It Isn't her display of poor sens the men notice, my dear." No Reciprocity i trltJ lo Isuib at trouble. But mt tb urn el rumor. That 014 Use Troublt evr as, Th slib'at urn of humor. Fair Eaoafb All Roead "Wlm l did yuu promise th dele k'nte that Just railed on your "Everything they asked." answered Seautor Sorghum. "And when vote were mentioned, they promised every thing I asked. Then we all retired to think It over, leaving everything looking Ilk stand off." Washing on Star. Se'f -Preservation Mr. Meeker had crawled under the lied when he heard the burglar, tie held hla breath and waited. Then, after a long pause, b felt some on trying to crawl In beside him. '1 thnt you. Henrietta, dearr he hl"red. "No," wa the answering whisper. "I've Just had a look at ber. I'm the burglar. Move up !" Youngster Retort Not Grammatical, but Neat Th hortage of fruit picker In Or- anee county recalla the tory they tell of a Banta Ana man witn a amau grov who wa too parslmonloue to hlra exnert help and tried to oo tne work himself with tb aid of hi (mail son. It wa during mldseason Irrigation that the old man noticed hla eon idling In the shade and called out at hlra: "Say I When do yon expect to flo enough work aronnd her to mane these orange grow r To wnicn me tired lad replied: "As soon aa you give m enougn to at to grow big enough to do enough work around these orange to make am grow." Lo Angeles Times. Moose Had Bt of It Th tal of two hunter who went after duck only to v their car nnrif wrecked by big moo wa told at Bice Lake. Wl.. recently. The hunter were Dr. A. 8. White ana nay Fitch, who displayed their damaged automobile a proof of their tory, The men were driving long an on traveled hlrhwa. they aald. when a giant moos Jumped from the aide of the road and ran beaa on inio ineir car. The windshield of the car was broken, one headlight was torn otr, a hole waa gouged 'nto tne top ana the radiator wa punctured In the pe culiar accident The moose ronea from the bood of the car and disap peared In roadside undergrowth ap parently not aeriousiy nun. uiuuui- poll News. Ho Was latorostod A reoorter and photographer went to a Pittsburgh automobile agency to get a atory and picture. While they were there a man rusnea in using for a fire extinguisher, aylng that mr ontulrie was on fir. "Cmon." said th reoorter to bis carer man. "May be If worth a picture." They went outside, where the whole landscape waa lighted up by flame rapidly con suming a car. In true news bound style the photographer began to ao Ms stuf. He suddenly turned psl. Hey wait a minute!" he yelled, dancing toward the burning chariot "That' my car." And o It wa. To Cool a Burn Um HANFORD'S Balsam of Myrrh rtw. been Who'll B N.st "Phyllis told m she'd only kissed twice." "Quit true) one by th army and one by th navy." London Opinion, Tb Realisation "Did yon realize anything from your Investment In those gold mines r "Tep, I realized that my wife waa right" Ottawa Evening Gazette, Coast to Coast good Grocers tell and recommend Bum Ball Blue. Bettet value than any other. Adv. Up aad U ( "I their house up-to-date?" "Oh, ye, and op for uctlon."- Philadelphia Evening Bulletin, Actios Reveal Thsagbts I hare always thought th action of men th beat Interpreter of their- thought. Exchange Good Judgment I an excellent thing to use, but how do yon know wbea yon have itr The man who Itches for thing may get It by lively scratching. illniMDircrt f W at M'Mm mmmt 9 Jf tmm mm M mvlmi I J g yr pmt. ml nmtt. lrmT f m af mMbI mbiu fdfew iknrt ,l.,..l,f. TU.au- k mm. f lurves'S aiotov-toNraM f J arM1lManr'MUM IM WUS tb, I Twm mm ' ' -' ml m nut. uxm a MtiuoM. taib ARGUMENTS OF FORCE Virtu to Vic Jullu RosenwKld. th millionaire philanthropist. In an address In Chi cago advocated hort hour ana long vacations. "I love work." he aald. "All suc cessful people love It It Is one of the best tilings In the world, let wont must not be curried to excess. "Work, carried to exceea, from be ing a virtue become a vice, just as fonr area In a card game All every heart with admiration, while live cause all manner of trouble, uutred and turmoil." "Did hi argument strike you with iiucb foreeT "8ur did he got hard fists," Word Msgie Tb eratoi Is ofta ant To how mysurlou tricks. An what appsar a MDtlmtot Provs only politics sar Os th Briny Deep Th fluy 1'ecullar Dstv, th illn. Th Girl How lot Th Gur Well, hi Idea of twin I i whole school, and bf loses hi eye in the sea and opens them up aguin In can. Hmlnar akts PI S0 I n,i-ki Miiavad an MMlrd by Cole's i -i -. Lt- J 1 rln chMt complt wunout n. w sno inr t rtrunlats. or J. W. Col Co.. Rock' ford. 1H. AdvrttomBt Black Pettlmlsns "Our Japanese bravery la perhaps du to Japanese pessimism." said OJIro Oyama. Japanese consul to San Francisco. "Wo Japanese have a black strain r njMitnilini in our vein. Our prov erbs are the most pessimistic In the world. For Instance: "To revenge yourself on your en emy, let blm live." Very Serious What make you look so miser able?" "I would Ilk to change a 13) bill. "Hut that la nothing erlou." "But I haven't got one." . From the Mouth ol Child "(imnilina etna youi eye one. Why, my chlldr Heviiux paa says, 'When grandma close ber eye ie'll get big bug ol money. " Dainty white dresse for baby ot daughter made beautiful by Buss Bull 151 u. lour Grocer has It Adv. Conspiracy Pebt Collector So your mother's gone. Well, TH come back tomorrow, Little Lester 8h won't b her to morrow. We're leaving town tonight. Pel Mete, Pari. t.tmr . -m bs rj h "- aa -' TL.-" B SI r SUFFERING ELIMINATED 15-year success la treating Rectal aad Coloa troubles by the Dr. C J. 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