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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Sept. 20, 1929)
1 (Just OUR COMIC SECTION a maJL Events in the Lires of Little Men T (Jj3E i; ..n.sw riv i" . j .. W V Y00 W Wt HAHV IAKK Htt'l' LL CPU n " rWfc lie tl$TOMC WINK MISSW SMITH WW ; SOME PEAS I Locust Samson had been born and reared In the backwoods, and wat a trown mno before be mode bli Aral rlalt to the city. lie went to a botel for dinner and, ai an appetlaser, wat lerved a dlsb of large olive. Locust looked them over carefully and then oiotlnned for the waiter. "Ab don' want! ter bothnb yon," he mid In an awe-ttruck voice, "but ih'd ahoab like to tee de pods dea peaa come In." Open Road, FINNEY OF THE FORCE Groomed for a Big Event vta. VIH uj A BABV C0NTI5IA x . I wuool-RAASo I Xjpit yxamy iniW foJAAAI J soi-u Walters Wtwn" ci J ZJ ( Jai-raaOsa THE FEATHERHEADS Felix Hadn't Meant to Say That AM1 1 W 1 1 -tVMti. 6 WuKrn Nwtppr tjilea SMALL BILL NewaGathering Both Simple and Effective Life tn the highly aophlatlc&ted South Sea lalea la by no mean a newalea a ' one " might hn.ard by uicaaurlng the number of mile epnr atlng thorn from Fleet atreet (write iilohB-trotiliia correaoondent). The rt'upeete planter bare beatowed the plcoalng name of coconut wlrelea on the mean by which their wive and dniiuhtera keen UD With all the newi that really matter. Every n-up the native maid meet at the market place nil nnnl the nrevtou day' domes! Ic log while they do the forthcoming day' shopping. These reporter bring hnck their cleanlnzn to the bouewlf new editor, who publlah to their fawning apouae, over the Drenkraat coffee, "All the New That' Tit to Print" (and a great deal that tnn't). In consequence, what every rnmiiy li,m nnt know about everv other fam ily can positively be aprawled ecroa the head of a pin. 0 Three Wheel Ti,r..ihe(.ieil truck are being tx tenalvely Introduced In London for the loitvMT of fre if it and mercnanais1. They are much more mobile than th rmir.wiiBolnt Wind and aeem to answer moat purport, A car can almost be turned In It own lengtn ana me pi hiiitv nf Hie truck In congested park' irifr t wonderful. The three-wheeled truck wa tried here year ago, but na naver shift to make a hit. It innkiui ton much like a motorcycle with a aide car. But they are worth looking at anyhow. Lo Angeies Time. Hubby What have yon got to pay for that canary bird? Wine Ob, the bill for that kind of bird la very inmil. Brave Boy 1 esnnit sin Iba old son," Bh ssna. with he awry; 'And alncs you cao't," said brotbar, '1 wtb yon wouida l uy. Jar No Place for Him indue Whv are roo o anre this man I disqualified for jury aervic when tod bavent even asked nlm a I auextlon concerolni bla views I Lawver for th Defense The fact i that he look actually Intelligent oogbl to convince you that he doeant belong on a jury, your booor. The Big Espwe III Bon-ln Law Elect What do yon consider the heavlett item of your household expenses! Old Longwed According to my wife's expense account "sundries" I cost roe more than all the rest put together. T.srful rtuHno ppheiiruil of nlava at the W riter, In Hollywood, the noted actor who wa ataglng the play tnrneo on th nnvlre nrrformer saying: "Too must Infuse more expression mm innr vnio Whv. t remember an ...... actor who could so read tneno and mnke the audience weep." There waa nmniMif'i Bu-pd silence and then fto pert Hughe, who had been watching the rehearsal from me iuenncs, chuckled : I'll bet he read the price." SoUaJiJ Marlumaaship The fine marksmanship of French) I MoClure, a farmer living at Belfry. Pa- saved the life of his eon Dnvia. elEhteen. when the latter waa about to be gored by a bull The rather, a hlo iranie hunter, calmly planted a bullet In the brain of the enraged bull a It charged upon the exhausted tonth. nowerless to ercape. The am mnl fell dead two feet from hi In tended victim. Indlanapoll ew. VI OST people depend on Baye AV1 Aspirin to make hort work of headache, but did you know ifg just at effective in the worse paini from neuralgia or neuntuf Kfleu matic pains, too. Don't luffer when Bayer Aspirin can bring complete comfort without delay, and without harm; it doei not affect the heart In every package of genuine Bayer Ajpirin are proven direction witH which everyone ihould be familiar, for they can ipare much neediest luffering. fASPIRIN AlpUUl la th ti4 snrk ot Biyw tfimifunm Mfiirmrl -hmn at BaUnyllnaJHI Rats Without Poison 4 Mmw txtrmlnator thai Woml KIM livestock. Poultry, . (Inna. Catm. Bf avea Babv Chick K-R-OcaatMtMcdabautthehoaic.bamarpaaHn ' yd with abaoiutelcty aiiicontaina ..In- K-R-O ia mad of 8quiU, aa tacoo mended by U. . Dept. of AsrieuJtora, nodal tha Conaabl procesa which inaurca anazmual .i. -r billMl C71 rmf at Arhaaaai State raim. Huodreda of other teatimoniala. aM mm a Motwy-BMk Csnraatee. Inaiat upon K-R-O, the onimal Squill altar ounator. All druuiata, 75c. LarieaU (fourtimai at murM tl.OO. Direct if dealer caaaot auppti you. K R-OCo-.Bunin6M,0. Valttatiees Arent you sorry for a man who baa to pay allmonir "'ot If the woman I homely," in' wered Mis Cayenne, "Whatever the allnmny may be the man la likely to fil thnt he Is getting oft cheap inough." Washington Star. WHAT STOPPED HIM? Sot Bsaa Hamas Faeal rtv a new orocess perfected by Dr. U liorciellcr of Vienna. Austria, soy beans may be made Into a meal tor hum no food. The patented process mnkea tha bean of the Orient palat able and preserves It. It may be used hy bakeries, confectioners, ennners. sausage maker and health food pro ducers, and Is said to be especially effective In preparations for diabetic. Rocket Plaae te Be Tried Frit a von Onel. the German sports- who Invented the rocket auton.o- hlle and rocket motorcycle, expects that his new rocket airplane wm ne as successful as the other. He has constructed a special ship fr the tests at Grleshelm, Germany, and predicts renter eed from the new dovelop- I ment than from the present plaue. i Water la Oceana Vo Mart estimate of the volume ot arntAp In the oceflns ran be made be- I riiiiae mnnv areas have not been sur veyed. From existing records the vol ume la computed at BZ-t.wxwuu cudic an, lute miles, or 14 time the bulk Of all land In the world above sea level. 'IXs Bp KILLS" RATS'ONLY Mffillrtiiin Women are laying: "Pinkham' Compound keeps me fit to do my work." "I was nervous and ail run down. Now I eat better and sleep better. "It helped my thirteen year old daughter." "I took it be fore and after my baby waa born." "I am gaining every day," riiitiniiti And Lost Money Flapper. And have you ever made a mistake . that bad aenou con-equenceat Knerlnllst Just once, I cured a millionaire In two consultation. Judge. She Don't yon dare klsa me ot Til slap your face. Ue Don't think If fear atop me . New Reaponalbilltie This world Is rather funny As lasaclee redouble. With avarv hunch of tnoncV Ion sat a bunch of trouble. a The Price of Peace Ta, wbat'i hush money V asked the kid. "It's the ten yon give a wife 10 she ran go buy what she want and quit gabbing about bow abused eh Is." growled hi dad. First "Matked" Catcher General Tyng, a Hartford Mudent, wa the first player to use a catcher' mask In a ball game. The catcher mask wa Invented by F. W. Fair, a member of the Uartford club tn 1371 Mental Dyspepsia Gertie Poor Bertie I I'm afraid he luffer from mntrlmonlnl dyspepsia. Iteglnald-What ' tlmtT Gertie Oh, you know hi wlf doesn't agree with him. Abaent' Treatment Mr rtrnwn Tour wife get a great dral of pleasure out of her garden. Mr. Smith Te, out of it. Tnint white dresse for baby or daughter made beautiful by Kuss uau Blue. Tour Grocer ha It Adv. a lpl mn ha hnth nreittv Bnd Is norant, but she Is never Ignorant of the fnct that sue it pretty. r l..ln(t nmnno atruntrpre hllB Its ffOOd points. Nobody presume to tell you WHBI you 11 ueucr uu, earr ft I learner M&SiLr HIADNOISE in Muaiw4 haf EAR UlaW DeacripHvt InUaron mjueat. A. O. LEONARD. Inc. 70 Rfth Ave, New York Ctry AGENTS It will pay you to Investigate our proposition. Something entirely new. Every home your prospect, rarticu lars free. J. DEEGAN St. Alban . . . . Vermont 17 -- -J PARKER'S IWJSfV, HAIR BALSAM I g SeauTraliudniS 'KVaHalrrallln USfl JL BaaatytaCeayaaFaaWelHab ff l """" H f'" V e.rDtiun with I'atS.fa Hair Balaam. MaaeaUie hair ton and Say. 60 cetiu by mail or at droj. ciati. Ulaool Caamlcal Works, I'ucbogiia, It. I. The Dapaty "Who la that pretty glriT "A deputy marshal." "I wouldn't care If she had an at tachment for me." fchUdrenCryl ior CASTORIA A BABY REMEDY El. APPBOVTD BY DOCTORS f fl! M iella VsetT1DaVTtaaa rtlABBMf A ImW m W. N. PORTLAND, NO. 36-192 Make It Different "No, 1 cannot trutn yon tor the tnge, yon have no voice." "Hut I would willingly have trained and paid three time the fee." "Whnt Say that agnln. Tout voire aound better already." Dm Wnlir Jakob. Paislee! "I've come to the conclusion that women are pnMles." "So have I ; In fact, I've bad to give several of them no. t w (uticuraSoatJffrain I MtMcwutTOitt WSSryJ J h assured if you use . Cuticura Preparations every day. For baby's daily bath always use the Soap: it is pure sod refreshing. The medicsted Talcum soothes and com forts his skin sftcr bathing snd slso pre vents chafing snd irritation . . . Little akin sad scalp troubles may be prevented by using vrinuucua w ucvmi. - - Soap J5e. Talcum IV. OinimeotJJc.and 0C Adiitnxl "Cuuctui" P 17 It IT V Maldeo, Man. r
