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SOME PEAS I
Locust Samson had been born and
reared In the backwoods, and wat a
trown mno before be mode bli Aral
rlalt to the city. lie went to a botel
for dinner and, ai an appetlaser, wat
lerved a dlsb of large olive. Locust
looked them over carefully and then
oiotlnned for the waiter.
"Ab don' want! ter bothnb yon,"
he mid In an awe-ttruck voice, "but
ih'd ahoab like to tee de pods dea
peaa come In." Open Road,
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
Groomed for a Big Event
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VIH uj A BABV C0NTI5IA x . I wuool-RAASo I
Xjpit yxamy iniW foJAAAI J soi-u
Walters Wtwn" ci J ZJ ( Jai-raaOsa
THE FEATHERHEADS
Felix Hadn't Meant to Say That
AM1 1 W 1 1 -tVMti.
6 WuKrn Nwtppr tjilea
SMALL BILL
NewaGathering Both
Simple and Effective
Life tn the highly aophlatlc&ted
South Sea lalea la by no mean a
newalea a ' one " might hn.ard by
uicaaurlng the number of mile epnr
atlng thorn from Fleet atreet (write
iilohB-trotiliia correaoondent). The
rt'upeete planter bare beatowed the
plcoalng name of coconut wlrelea on
the mean by which their wive and
dniiuhtera keen UD With all the newi
that really matter. Every n-up the
native maid meet at the market place
nil nnnl the nrevtou day' domes! Ic
log while they do the forthcoming
day' shopping. These reporter bring
hnck their cleanlnzn to the bouewlf
new editor, who publlah to their
fawning apouae, over the Drenkraat
coffee, "All the New That' Tit to
Print" (and a great deal that tnn't).
In consequence, what every rnmiiy
li,m nnt know about everv other fam
ily can positively be aprawled ecroa
the head of a pin.
0 Three Wheel
Ti,r..ihe(.ieil truck are being tx
tenalvely Introduced In London for the
loitvMT of fre if it and mercnanais1.
They are much more mobile than th
rmir.wiiBolnt Wind and aeem to answer
moat purport, A car can almost be
turned In It own lengtn ana me pi
hiiitv nf Hie truck In congested park'
irifr t wonderful. The three-wheeled
truck wa tried here year ago, but
na naver shift to make a hit. It
innkiui ton much like a motorcycle
with a aide car. But they are worth
looking at anyhow. Lo Angeies
Time.
Hubby What have yon got to pay
for that canary bird?
Wine Ob, the bill for that kind
of bird la very inmil.
Brave Boy
1 esnnit sin Iba old son,"
Bh ssna. with he awry;
'And alncs you cao't," said brotbar,
'1 wtb yon wouida l uy.
Jar No Place for Him
indue Whv are roo o anre this
man I disqualified for jury aervic
when tod bavent even asked nlm a
I auextlon concerolni bla views I
Lawver for th Defense The fact
i
that he look actually Intelligent oogbl
to convince you that he doeant belong
on a jury, your booor.
The Big Espwe
III Bon-ln Law Elect What do yon
consider the heavlett item of your
household expenses!
Old Longwed According to my
wife's expense account "sundries"
I cost roe more than all the rest put
together.
T.srful
rtuHno ppheiiruil of nlava at the
W riter, In Hollywood, the noted actor
who wa ataglng the play tnrneo on
th nnvlre nrrformer saying:
"Too must Infuse more expression
mm innr vnio Whv. t remember an
......
actor who could so read tneno and
mnke the audience weep." There waa
nmniMif'i Bu-pd silence and then fto
pert Hughe, who had been watching
the rehearsal from me iuenncs,
chuckled :
I'll bet he read the price."
SoUaJiJ Marlumaaship
The fine marksmanship of French)
I MoClure, a farmer living at Belfry.
Pa- saved the life of his eon Dnvia.
elEhteen. when the latter waa about
to be gored by a bull The rather, a
hlo iranie hunter, calmly planted a
bullet In the brain of the enraged bull
a It charged upon the exhausted
tonth. nowerless to ercape. The am
mnl fell dead two feet from hi In
tended victim. Indlanapoll ew.
VI OST people depend on Baye
AV1 Aspirin to make hort work of
headache, but did you know ifg
just at effective in the worse paini
from neuralgia or neuntuf Kfleu
matic pains, too. Don't luffer when
Bayer Aspirin can bring complete
comfort without delay, and without
harm; it doei not affect the heart
In every package of genuine Bayer
Ajpirin are proven direction witH
which everyone ihould be familiar,
for they can ipare much neediest
luffering.
fASPIRIN
AlpUUl la th ti4 snrk ot Biyw tfimifunm
Mfiirmrl -hmn at BaUnyllnaJHI
Rats
Without Poison
4 Mmw txtrmlnator thai
Woml KIM livestock. Poultry, .
(Inna. Catm. Bf avea Babv Chick
K-R-OcaatMtMcdabautthehoaic.bamarpaaHn '
yd with abaoiutelcty aiiicontaina
..In- K-R-O ia mad of 8quiU, aa tacoo
mended by U. . Dept. of AsrieuJtora, nodal
tha Conaabl procesa which inaurca anazmual
.i. -r billMl C71 rmf at Arhaaaai
State raim. Huodreda of other teatimoniala.
aM mm a Motwy-BMk Csnraatee.
Inaiat upon K-R-O, the onimal Squill altar
ounator. All druuiata, 75c. LarieaU (fourtimai
at murM tl.OO. Direct if dealer caaaot auppti
you. K R-OCo-.Bunin6M,0.
Valttatiees
Arent you sorry for a man who
baa to pay allmonir
"'ot If the woman I homely," in'
wered Mis Cayenne, "Whatever the
allnmny may be the man la likely to
fil thnt he Is getting oft cheap
inough." Washington Star.
WHAT STOPPED HIM?
Sot Bsaa Hamas Faeal
rtv a new orocess perfected by Dr.
U liorciellcr of Vienna. Austria, soy
beans may be made Into a meal tor
hum no food. The patented process
mnkea tha bean of the Orient palat
able and preserves It. It may be used
hy bakeries, confectioners, ennners.
sausage maker and health food pro
ducers, and Is said to be especially
effective In preparations for diabetic.
Rocket Plaae te Be Tried
Frit a von Onel. the German sports-
who Invented the rocket auton.o-
hlle and rocket motorcycle, expects
that his new rocket airplane wm ne
as successful as the other. He has
constructed a special ship fr the tests
at Grleshelm, Germany, and predicts
renter eed from the new dovelop-
I ment than from the present plaue.
i Water la Oceana
Vo Mart estimate of the volume ot
arntAp In the oceflns ran be made be-
I riiiiae mnnv areas have not been sur
veyed. From existing records the vol
ume la computed at BZ-t.wxwuu cudic
an, lute miles, or 14 time the bulk Of
all land In the world above sea level.
'IXs Bp
KILLS" RATS'ONLY
Mffillrtiiin
Women are laying: "Pinkham'
Compound keeps me fit to do my
work." "I was nervous and ail run
down. Now I eat better and sleep
better. "It helped my thirteen
year old daughter." "I took it be
fore and after my baby waa born."
"I am gaining every day,"
riiitiniiti
And Lost Money
Flapper. And have you ever made
a mistake . that bad aenou con-equenceat
Knerlnllst Just once, I cured a
millionaire In two consultation.
Judge.
She Don't yon dare klsa me ot
Til slap your face.
Ue Don't think If fear atop me
. New Reaponalbilltie
This world Is rather funny
As lasaclee redouble.
With avarv hunch of tnoncV
Ion sat a bunch of trouble.
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The Price of Peace
Ta, wbat'i hush money V asked the
kid.
"It's the ten yon give a wife 10
she ran go buy what she want and
quit gabbing about bow abused eh
Is." growled hi dad.
First "Matked" Catcher
General Tyng, a Hartford Mudent,
wa the first player to use a catcher'
mask In a ball game. The catcher
mask wa Invented by F. W. Fair, a
member of the Uartford club tn 1371
Mental Dyspepsia
Gertie Poor Bertie I I'm afraid he
luffer from mntrlmonlnl dyspepsia.
Iteglnald-What ' tlmtT
Gertie Oh, you know hi wlf
doesn't agree with him.
Abaent' Treatment
Mr rtrnwn Tour wife get a great
dral of pleasure out of her garden.
Mr. Smith Te, out of it.
Tnint white dresse for baby or
daughter made beautiful by Kuss uau
Blue. Tour Grocer ha It Adv.
a lpl mn ha hnth nreittv Bnd Is
norant, but she Is never Ignorant of
the fnct that sue it pretty.
r l..ln(t nmnno atruntrpre hllB Its ffOOd
points. Nobody presume to tell you
WHBI you 11 ueucr uu,
earr
ft I learner
M&SiLr HIADNOISE
in Muaiw4 haf EAR UlaW
DeacripHvt InUaron mjueat.
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e.rDtiun with I'atS.fa Hair Balaam. MaaeaUie
hair ton and Say. 60 cetiu by mail or at droj.
ciati. Ulaool Caamlcal Works, I'ucbogiia, It. I.
The Dapaty
"Who la that pretty glriT
"A deputy marshal."
"I wouldn't care If she had an at
tachment for me."
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CASTORIA
A BABY REMEDY
El. APPBOVTD BY DOCTORS f
fl! M iella VsetT1DaVTtaaa rtlABBMf A ImW m
W. N. PORTLAND, NO. 36-192
Make It Different
"No, 1 cannot trutn yon tor the
tnge, yon have no voice."
"Hut I would willingly have trained
and paid three time the fee."
"Whnt Say that agnln. Tout
voire aound better already." Dm
Wnlir Jakob.
Paislee!
"I've come to the conclusion that
women are pnMles."
"So have I ; In fact, I've bad to give
several of them no. t
w (uticuraSoatJffrain
I MtMcwutTOitt WSSryJ J
h assured if you use .
Cuticura Preparations
every day. For baby's daily bath always
use the Soap: it is pure sod refreshing.
The medicsted Talcum soothes and com
forts his skin sftcr bathing snd slso pre
vents chafing snd irritation . . . Little akin
sad scalp troubles may be prevented by
using vrinuucua w ucvmi. - -
Soap J5e. Talcum IV.
OinimeotJJc.and 0C
Adiitnxl "Cuuctui"
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