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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Sept. 13, 1929)
Curre OUR COMIC SE CTION 1 Wit 1 ' FOR WKK. UflU Hum Acidity The common cimw) of digestive dlftV tullles li excess ncUl. Hodn cnmiot liter tills condition, and It burnt tin ItOlllllch, Holtll'tlllllg tllUt Will IH'U' trnllie the acidity I the aenalhla tlilnit to take. That li why physlcluii tell tlit public to use l'hllllps Milk of ilagiieslu. ' On spoonful of tlila delightful pren trillion cm neutralise nmny time III solum In add. It acta inniutittys re lief li nurk, and very apparent. All mi m itliullid ! nil sourness I eoon gone i the whole aystem I sweetened. lo try tlill perfect antl-aciu, una re aiemtier It l Just a good for children, Inn. mill tilenannt for them to tnkS. Any drug atort ha the genuine, pre. acrlptinnni proouei. ( Phillips l Milk , of Magnesia Corsica's Coos' Bandit ItandlLr In Comic doe not 0C- M.nrllv , iiH'iid robber and murder a for mimy yenre tlia country wue prnrtlc-alty ruled ly a rocognuea duo dlt, who permitted plunder and blood .Ii.i1 onlv In th mm of the vendetta which wae retarded aa a aufflcleiit etcuse for any kind of outlawry aa Ions fli It wa confined to int pnn clpnlt and tb"lr following. Thla ban dlt una Roma net tl. whose edlcta and wishes wera recognised throughout the country although ha bad no off! mil viiimkhj, 3E A. jST X. LJSL EXPLAINING THE MATTER Judgo Tha pliilntlrT inyi tie lent you a milk-pan, whlrb you broke, and ba clnlina damage. Farmer Jonee There' not a truth ful word In what he aitys. In tht Aral place, ha didn't lend me a pnn at all, Secondly, the pun win broken when I bud If, and thirdly, the pun wm whole when I guva It back. Vnneouvnr I'rovliue. D Along the Air Lanes 0 HARMLESS COMFORT ChildrmCiyMt DIDN'T KNOW HER '1 Teacher Now, Jamee, wliat do yon know about I'nlyneetu? I'unll I'olly Nwnhurt Oonl know nothing, teacher she don't mum to tills acbool. W. Alt Know Him 0, clam iht wiiih Of Kabtrt HhndiSi lit late lhr And mount 'Too bad! Knlhted Hill the Hum All, kind Inldy. I'm fir no mean a common trump; I've hud an honor conferred on me tlmt most of the noble of tinglnnd would give their all to posses. Nearsighted Clld Lady Dear me what was tluitt Who bestowed aueb a great honor upon you? Illll the Hum me of our great Ju dlclnl lights, loldy, gave me The or der of the lluth. (if MWl. MA SWP T(? rM iH Bombay Native Cling to Old Superatitioni A fierce coritroveray it' rnglng la Bombay over the municipality' war agnlnat malaria, An expert on the disease waa recently reported to have stated that the city would never be free from malaria till the well In the private compound were scaled up. The muntclpallty'B efforte to treat the well wherein the mosquito breed baa now resulted In atreniwu opposition from the orthodox Hindu and t'arseea. The Paraeea' demand that tha sun's rays should be allowed to reach the water baa been met by a pro posal to make use of plate glass top on the covering of the well. , There ire olio those, however, who desire that facllltlee should be pro vlded for the splrlte, believed to dwell In tha wells, to enter and leave the water. Aa a concession brasa platea wito tuite in them no more than one twentieth of an Inch In diameter are to be 'nserted. From the Continental Edition of the London Dnlly Mail. THE FEATHERHEADS" A Timely Dingle SUFFERING ELIMINATED LVyesrl success la treating Rtctal and Colon trouble by the I. C J. Dcaaj NON.SUKCILAI, mtlltna t MftutloSI-t WKim.N A M.KAXIK ut niri r.i it Mthii m tr.r. m.rtiMiui HHillt- lm Htm IOO-pim huua UttfrlfamactyitttndpnH'. V N eMBesBPSsaHBBBamlsMaieB REXTALVi CpiON CLINIC .DC What Barbtcut Mtant (iwetololyna lx rneud know she lant vcrj tirUlil hut this one knocked hlin rut her tint "I'm opening up a tuirhevue out on Button road iiext week." he told tier. "(tee, Unit's swell' She replied "But who's going In gc wsy out there to get a sluive n nit liiilrcnl." Very UUaly Judge Ben a Llndsey anld at a Denver dinner: , Soma people, when 1 tell them thitt nmrrhige ought on'y to t en tered Into with deliberation, with thought for the future of the species well, Borne people retort that lor mntches are the only right and prop cr ones. "The peop'e a-t love, or what they call love, too high. They ar Ilka the woman twice divorced, bj the way who quoted In an argument gulnat eugenlca: "Tie love that mnkes the worlc go rmnd.' "'Very likely,' said another womiin for therc'a no cronk like a lover.' " Ilus Bull Blue, I want Insist, dont ccei't substltutea. (irocera aell coat to const.--Adv. Pracarloutlv Placed "It Is high time you wera Inauret gulniit accidents, sir." "Whyr "l'ou are sitting on the boxing chnra plon's hut," I.ustlgo Illnctter, Berlin, N NOW DO ANY WORK v , Thank to Lydia E. Pink ham' VegoUble Compound Denlson, Texas. '1 think there Is as tonie equal to Lydla K. IMnkham'a vcgomiiie voni" pound lor nerr misness and I have uxed Lydi K, Plnkhn.m'a Banatlve Wah and the Tills for Constipation. I csn oertalnlT praise your mtdl clnes for what they have dons for me and I with vnil auocMa la the tutura. I can do any aina oi work now and when women aak ma what use helped Hie I recommend your medicines. I will answer any lottera I receive anklng about them. Ma. Emma Oaaoo, Rowta 8, Pol W, Dsuison, Texas. , , Ovtrpltytd It Mr. Wills Voui liUKlmnd started out so meek nihI (M ile and now he bullies you ahot'klngly. Mr. Johns I know it. It'a all my fault. I begun by muklng him do the housework and I hIwiijs did cringe before the kitchen help. WIFE DIDN'T CHOOSE hi: She I heord Illll wns running tmund with a blonde hnhy. lie Ilea through. Ills wife dldu't choose to let him run. Ambltloa rd Ilk to piny II" cymbals. As It always imi to mrnn A chanr lo do anmt rrnrtln In tha raais that coma bnwetn. The Slow Drivar "Why are you In prison, my good mnnt' "For driving a cur ton slowly." "You meiin too nuhkljr." "No, I mean too slowly, Tbo owner overtook me. I ' i 'Mi ? - & ' j He Didn't Fit June I hour you divorced your lum band. Weren t you lumpy! Janet (Hi, yes, but, you see, I need ed a Ppniilsh type for the new n:virt nient Imottuoiity Tamtd "I have I iimved lo ailmlrntlon of your tnrretitliil How of eloqiu'iice," "Thiiuka."' wild Hemitor Horglium. "But I'm a little apprehensive Unit the torrential How Is going to he hiirnt'sxed the snme as water power. wualilng- too Star. The Popular Mannar "How'll you Imve your reaciteT wirelessed the coiikI guard. "Fried," replied tha cnpliilo of tha Ship In distress. 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He watched from a thicket , and nw the bear take a position on . t. - . , a kitiM n, (v1tluntnll V . ItiC imu V'i'c muv i'" " " - ' turned on the Ignition and a big !inmhllng foot pushed the self atarter 1 and with a roar the car started down 1 the grade, bear and baggage. Tha ' ' bear took a flying nose dive through ' the aide curtnlna and the truck cam ' j to rest In a willow thicket where It la till a pile of dilapidated wreckage.- ( Even a peaceful man I ever ready to atrike a bargain. f . A I ' . J y m : Y ----- - V v. J WHE damp days, luddta changes in weather, or expo, urc to a draft makes joints ache, there is always quick relief in Bayer Aspirin. 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