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OUR COMIC SE CTION
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Acidity
The common cimw) of digestive dlftV
tullles li excess ncUl. Hodn cnmiot
liter tills condition, and It burnt tin
ItOlllllch, Holtll'tlllllg tllUt Will IH'U'
trnllie the acidity I the aenalhla
tlilnit to take. That li why physlcluii
tell tlit public to use l'hllllps Milk of
ilagiieslu. '
On spoonful of tlila delightful pren
trillion cm neutralise nmny time III
solum In add. It acta inniutittys re
lief li nurk, and very apparent. All
mi m itliullid ! nil sourness I eoon
gone i the whole aystem I sweetened.
lo try tlill perfect antl-aciu, una re
aiemtier It l Just a good for children,
Inn. mill tilenannt for them to tnkS.
Any drug atort ha the genuine, pre.
acrlptinnni proouei. (
Phillips
l Milk ,
of Magnesia
Corsica's Coos' Bandit
ItandlLr In Comic doe not 0C-
M.nrllv , iiH'iid robber and murder
a for mimy yenre tlia country wue
prnrtlc-alty ruled ly a rocognuea duo
dlt, who permitted plunder and blood
.Ii.i1 onlv In th mm of the vendetta
which wae retarded aa a aufflcleiit
etcuse for any kind of outlawry aa
Ions fli It wa confined to int pnn
clpnlt and tb"lr following. Thla ban
dlt una Roma net tl. whose edlcta and
wishes wera recognised throughout
the country although ha bad no off!
mil viiimkhj,
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EXPLAINING THE MATTER
Judgo Tha pliilntlrT inyi tie lent
you a milk-pan, whlrb you broke, and
ba clnlina damage.
Farmer Jonee There' not a truth
ful word In what he aitys. In tht
Aral place, ha didn't lend me a pnn
at all, Secondly, the pun win broken
when I bud If, and thirdly, the pun
wm whole when I guva It back.
Vnneouvnr I'rovliue.
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Along the Air Lanes
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HARMLESS COMFORT
ChildrmCiyMt
DIDN'T KNOW HER
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Teacher Now, Jamee, wliat do yon
know about I'nlyneetu?
I'unll I'olly Nwnhurt Oonl know
nothing, teacher she don't mum to
tills acbool.
W. Alt Know Him
0, clam iht wiiih
Of Kabtrt HhndiSi
lit late lhr
And mount 'Too bad!
Knlhted
Hill the Hum All, kind Inldy. I'm
fir no mean a common trump; I've
hud an honor conferred on me tlmt
most of the noble of tinglnnd would
give their all to posses.
Nearsighted Clld Lady Dear me
what was tluitt Who bestowed aueb
a great honor upon you?
Illll the Hum me of our great Ju
dlclnl lights, loldy, gave me The or
der of the lluth.
(if MWl. MA SWP T(? rM iH
Bombay Native Cling
to Old Superatitioni
A fierce coritroveray it' rnglng la
Bombay over the municipality' war
agnlnat malaria,
An expert on the disease waa
recently reported to have stated that
the city would never be free from
malaria till the well In the private
compound were scaled up.
The muntclpallty'B efforte to treat
the well wherein the mosquito
breed baa now resulted In atreniwu
opposition from the orthodox Hindu
and t'arseea.
The Paraeea' demand that tha
sun's rays should be allowed to reach
the water baa been met by a pro
posal to make use of plate glass top
on the covering of the well. ,
There ire olio those, however, who
desire that facllltlee should be pro
vlded for the splrlte, believed to
dwell In tha wells, to enter and leave
the water.
Aa a concession brasa platea wito
tuite in them no more than one
twentieth of an Inch In diameter are
to be 'nserted. From the Continental
Edition of the London Dnlly Mail.
THE FEATHERHEADS"
A Timely Dingle
SUFFERING ELIMINATED
LVyesrl success la treating Rtctal and
Colon trouble by the I. C J. Dcaaj
NON.SUKCILAI, mtlltna t
MftutloSI-t WKim.N A
M.KAXIK ut niri r.i it
Mthii m tr.r. m.rtiMiui
HHillt- lm Htm IOO-pim
huua UttfrlfamactyitttndpnH'.
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REXTALVi CpiON CLINIC
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What Barbtcut Mtant
(iwetololyna lx rneud know she
lant vcrj tirUlil hut this one knocked
hlin rut her tint
"I'm opening up a tuirhevue out on
Button road iiext week." he told tier.
"(tee, Unit's swell' She replied
"But who's going In gc wsy out there
to get a sluive n nit liiilrcnl."
Very UUaly
Judge Ben a Llndsey anld at a
Denver dinner: ,
Soma people, when 1 tell them
thitt nmrrhige ought on'y to t en
tered Into with deliberation, with
thought for the future of the species
well, Borne people retort that lor
mntches are the only right and prop
cr ones.
"The peop'e a-t love, or what
they call love, too high. They ar
Ilka the woman twice divorced, bj
the way who quoted In an argument
gulnat eugenlca:
"Tie love that mnkes the worlc
go rmnd.'
"'Very likely,' said another womiin
for therc'a no cronk like a lover.' "
Ilus Bull Blue, I want Insist, dont
ccei't substltutea. (irocera aell coat
to const.--Adv.
Pracarloutlv Placed
"It Is high time you wera Inauret
gulniit accidents, sir."
"Whyr
"l'ou are sitting on the boxing chnra
plon's hut," I.ustlgo Illnctter, Berlin,
N NOW DO
ANY WORK
v ,
Thank to Lydia E. Pink
ham' VegoUble Compound
Denlson, Texas. '1 think there Is
as tonie equal to Lydla K. IMnkham'a
vcgomiiie voni"
pound lor nerr
misness and I
have uxed Lydi
K, Plnkhn.m'a
Banatlve Wah
and the Tills for
Constipation. I
csn oertalnlT
praise your mtdl
clnes for what
they have dons
for me and I
with vnil auocMa
la the tutura. I can do any aina oi
work now and when women aak ma
what use helped Hie I recommend
your medicines. I will answer any
lottera I receive anklng about them.
Ma. Emma Oaaoo, Rowta 8, Pol
W, Dsuison, Texas. , ,
Ovtrpltytd It
Mr. Wills Voui liUKlmnd started
out so meek nihI (M ile and now he
bullies you ahot'klngly.
Mr. Johns I know it. It'a all my
fault. I begun by muklng him do the
housework and I hIwiijs did cringe
before the kitchen help.
WIFE DIDN'T CHOOSE
hi:
She I heord Illll wns running
tmund with a blonde hnhy.
lie Ilea through. Ills wife dldu't
choose to let him run.
Ambltloa
rd Ilk to piny II" cymbals.
As It always imi to mrnn
A chanr lo do anmt rrnrtln
In tha raais that coma bnwetn.
The Slow Drivar
"Why are you In prison, my good
mnnt'
"For driving a cur ton slowly."
"You meiin too nuhkljr."
"No, I mean too slowly, Tbo owner
overtook me.
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He Didn't Fit
June I hour you divorced your lum
band. Weren t you lumpy!
Janet (Hi, yes, but, you see, I need
ed a Ppniilsh type for the new n:virt
nient
Imottuoiity Tamtd
"I have I iimved lo ailmlrntlon
of your tnrretitliil How of eloqiu'iice,"
"Thiiuka."' wild Hemitor Horglium.
"But I'm a little apprehensive Unit the
torrential How Is going to he hiirnt'sxed
the snme as water power. wualilng-
too Star.
The Popular Mannar
"How'll you Imve your reaciteT
wirelessed the coiikI guard.
"Fried," replied tha cnpliilo of tha
Ship In distress.
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For Galled Horses
Hanfcrd's Balsam of MyrA
Al smIm a hU w nhmi nor ww la?
tmkaaJaaaalHrtio.
Boar Wrecked Auto
The Alaska Weekly prints thla atory
from ita correspondent at Miller Creek,
Alaska: "II. D. Cowden, miner, re- :
turning to his parked truck at Glacier
creek, aaw a bear.-cllmb through tha
rear door. He watched from a thicket ,
and nw the bear take a position on
. t. - . , a kitiM n, (v1tluntnll V .
ItiC imu V'i'c muv i'" " " - '
turned on the Ignition and a big
!inmhllng foot pushed the self atarter 1
and with a roar the car started down 1
the grade, bear and baggage. Tha '
' bear took a flying nose dive through '
the aide curtnlna and the truck cam '
j to rest In a willow thicket where It la
till a pile of dilapidated wreckage.- (
Even a peaceful man I ever ready
to atrike a bargain.
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WHE damp days, luddta
changes in weather, or expo,
urc to a draft makes joints ache,
there is always quick relief in
Bayer Aspirin. It makes short work
of headaches or any little pain. lust
as effective in the more serious
suffering from neuralgia, neuritis,
rheumatism or lumbagfisi No ache
or pain is ever too deep-seated for
Bayer Aspirin to relieve, and it does
not affect the heart All druggists,
with proven directions for various
uses which many people have found
invaluable in the relief of pain.
SPIRIN
Alrtn U tht trnlt murk Bartr MHufuta
al Uwctu-Miqtw at atucmtttia
VV. N. U, PORTLAND, NO. 3J192.
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