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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Aug. 30, 1929)
i ''J OUR COMIC SECTION 0 pi THE FEATHERHEADS ItWfTM. W. M. til ' ' ' ""J . a. 1 V y V WEllO- S Se)'llK I - - - -1 I WAMTi3 SOtfS I ' ' V 1 V muCAMCfr OM imM mm) ,, i-t 1 I -- ' - ' eigbtnl FINNEY OF THE FORCE Easy Picking ciSfll til l loeAiMM Au!-ot oi ft I Wlm y VavJvT. ZI I ir!.u. f Nereft 160K AT 1. if V. -x' 'VPTJ I ASOUT W- I MAT C4AP , ipl - lFv iwf Miviu V aw'whuT 41 CONTEST WlVt X a , h. per pma )Fffb.dr 1 rttMi ' wSi.u.CWuJ Along the Concrete . Featherhead Is a Prospect I CAP AND BELLS' PRETTY POLL For i long time tli loqtinclont men In the barber's shop had mnile coiu oienl on (lie )ininre of pnrrot iniKllrig on i liMl(,-e over mirror, lay ing ll una the wont stuffed bird he bud em wn. "Look at In lege!" be ecoffed. "No pur ml ever hnrt WtM like tlmt It couldn't iluhi) on llii'inl" "Ileully?" tuld the parrot, lazlljp Kralclilng the idle of It bend. CAUSE OF LONGEVITY She You taj four dud li over bumlrvd jfur old? To w.'inl dure be attribute hl lonevlitt Ho He elwaye good dodder Night Clubb.r. Th tlhlnln bua laid lo th owt, "Thoiiih 'nrenc we diplay. We ly niathli. Al nluhl (irowl. And atar awoka all day.' Diriiloai of Labor "l!y friend." snld the artist. nhli picture here hui luken eight yean of work." "Klglit yenrit Why, It'e only mall oner "Well, It took all hours to pnlnt It and the rest of the time to sell IL" Swindon Advertlwr. She was lecturing on the wrong of puor down troihlen women. ' Finally he put thle qucnlli-o: "la there In thla hull a single mnn who has never sioken an unkind word to his wller At onoe an old mnn Jumped np. "Yes, I'm that single mnn," ha said, "and I menn to remain sor DOUBLE CROSSED lie U'hiit wits arrorig In pulling ttiiwe two X's ut the end of my lellerj Site Thill's dnuhle cnmnlng uie. Onward and Upward Tte aviator la ao pruud, H arka a liifir (uim ot mirth; Ha4 rnlhrr Mil a Ihundrr rlnud Inataad of coming bark to tank Appearancea "Tour diiughit-ra hiivs all mad rbnrinlng plMilocritplia." "Yea," answered Mr. Cumrox, "1 have leiirm-d to rvo):nlze them by l Mr primed pictures. In order to be come heller acquainted I think I shall request them Id as.ieinhle at dinner In their butlilng sulls." Washington Slur. Hubby's Advice lii'iilmm I wixh you wouldn't mnke me pay so much for your complexion." Mrs. Itenhnm Why not? IW-n tin in Do you w ant people to say Unit your fuce Is In your bus band's name? Fired I "It Is said of the lute Andrew Oar neirli' " begun the clllclency expert. Impreaslvrly. "I won't have this," stormed the self-made boss. "If he was hue dls ebarge him at once." Popular Place "Where Is the most popular plnoe to lire In this town?" siued the new comer, "Well," replied the local agent, "I anmild any. Just off timid, beyond one's uie.'ina. Al Icaal Hint's where niosl everybody seems to living." Cot HU Idaaa Compl.ta Father I in sure our boy did not Inherit bis silly Ideas from met" Mother !ktl,v(- No, you've still got yours complete I S "saaaaaaaaaaaa-aaa LL 1 t OnlyMqfestic Dealers can offer you This AmazingWue ! YoU buy tlie world's finest radio when you buy a Majestic And you bay it at a quantity price because the public demands it in enormous ' quantities 5000 Majestic a day! I To equal Majestic quality, to equal Majestic craftsmanship, to equal Majestic engineering, any other manufacturer would have to charge you at least $300. You pay $17930 far this Majestic and uxve the differencel See it for yourself at your Majestic dealer's Note the charm of the cabinet design. Where else will you find such choice matched woods! Run your hand over the rich piano finish. Then look insidel Observe the rize of Majestic units over-powered and cwerrengthened at every point ao insure you reliable year-round per formance. Hear this new Majestic In sule-byside test with gets costing double $179.50. Compare its range, its sharp selectivity, its tremendous volume but ' most of all its amazing realism of tone. See your Majestic dealer today. CRIGSBY.GRUNOW COMPANY. CHICAGO, U.S. A. World't Ureal Moauocwrcr of Oatplrta Kodla RaocaMra TUNS IN Majntto Theatre sr the Air one Cotuoihia and Amarkaa &raai easting 6ytHn every Bunder night, 9 to 10 C eel em Devngha nut; Tan, lliillinem of to Sua;, and Scncn. ' TIM PAYMENTS In the pur rhaw of Maleerie Kecoven are nneaera through the eiajcatic Plaa at teinint amukbai ratca. Mai t-fi' af Can't Talk With Mara Radio communication with Mars Is considered unlikely, In the opinion of E. O. Hurlburt of naval research lab oratory, because of atmospheric condi tions on the planet and because of certain limitations there, says Topular Mechanics Magazine. The gist of the situation, as be sees It, Is that the short wares which we might transmit to penetrate our atmosphere. If they did reach Mnrs, would probably find no receiver for them, since the SJar tlans. If they have radio sets, very UVely have gone la for those using long waves. Rum BaU 131 ue delights the house wife. Makes clothes w hiter than snow. At your Grocer's-Adv. After All Former Senator Cwcn of Oklahoma was condemning an attack that bad been made on a aiatesman. "Hut, after all," said Mr. Owen, "our friend vindicated himself, and so and so It's like the story. "'I hnve no sympaihy,' snld a big, husky chop In a smoking car, Vlth the man who beais his wife.' "A little fellow couched nervously and said In shrill little voice: "'A man who can beat his wife sir, has so need of sympathy.'" Smart Black Hani Little Girl Itlnck hens are cleverer than white ones, aren't they, Mummle) Mother Why, denrt Little Girl 'Cos the Muck hens can lay white eggs, and the white ones can't lay black. Humorist. It's Cone, Anyway Freddy Grandpa, did yon once have hair like snow? Grandpa Yes, my boy. 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