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PRETTY POLL
For i long time tli loqtinclont men
In the barber's shop had mnile coiu
oienl on (lie )ininre of pnrrot
iniKllrig on i liMl(,-e over mirror, lay
ing ll una the wont stuffed bird he
bud em wn.
"Look at In lege!" be ecoffed. "No
pur ml ever hnrt WtM like tlmt It
couldn't iluhi) on llii'inl"
"Ileully?" tuld the parrot, lazlljp
Kralclilng the idle of It bend.
CAUSE OF LONGEVITY
She You taj four dud li over
bumlrvd jfur old? To w.'inl dure be
attribute hl lonevlitt
Ho He elwaye good dodder
Night Clubb.r.
Th tlhlnln bua laid lo th owt,
"Thoiiih 'nrenc we diplay.
We ly niathli. Al nluhl (irowl.
And atar awoka all day.'
Diriiloai of Labor
"l!y friend." snld the artist. nhli
picture here hui luken eight yean of
work."
"Klglit yenrit Why, It'e only
mall oner
"Well, It took all hours to pnlnt It
and the rest of the time to sell IL"
Swindon Advertlwr.
She was lecturing on the wrong of
puor down troihlen women. ' Finally
he put thle qucnlli-o:
"la there In thla hull a single mnn
who has never sioken an unkind word
to his wller
At onoe an old mnn Jumped np.
"Yes, I'm that single mnn," ha said,
"and I menn to remain sor
DOUBLE CROSSED
lie U'hiit wits arrorig In pulling
ttiiwe two X's ut the end of my lellerj
Site Thill's dnuhle cnmnlng uie.
Onward and Upward
Tte aviator la ao pruud,
H arka a liifir (uim ot mirth;
Ha4 rnlhrr Mil a Ihundrr rlnud
Inataad of coming bark to tank
Appearancea
"Tour diiughit-ra hiivs all
mad
rbnrinlng plMilocritplia."
"Yea," answered Mr. Cumrox, "1
have leiirm-d to rvo):nlze them by
l Mr primed pictures. In order to be
come heller acquainted I think I shall
request them Id as.ieinhle at dinner In
their butlilng sulls." Washington
Slur.
Hubby's Advice
lii'iilmm I wixh you wouldn't mnke
me pay so much for your complexion."
Mrs. Itenhnm Why not?
IW-n tin in Do you w ant people to
say Unit your fuce Is In your bus
band's name?
Fired I
"It Is said of the lute Andrew Oar
neirli' " begun the clllclency expert.
Impreaslvrly.
"I won't have this," stormed the
self-made boss. "If he was hue dls
ebarge him at once."
Popular Place
"Where Is the most popular plnoe to
lire In this town?" siued the new
comer,
"Well," replied the local agent, "I
anmild any. Just off timid, beyond one's
uie.'ina. Al Icaal Hint's where niosl
everybody seems to living."
Cot HU Idaaa Compl.ta
Father I in sure our boy did not
Inherit bis silly Ideas from met"
Mother !ktl,v(- No, you've still got
yours complete I
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I To equal Majestic quality, to equal Majestic
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See it for yourself at your Majestic dealer's
Note the charm of the cabinet design. Where
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Run your hand over the rich piano finish. Then
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' TIM PAYMENTS In the pur rhaw of Maleerie
Kecoven are nneaera through the eiajcatic Plaa
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Mai t-fi' af
Can't Talk With Mara
Radio communication with Mars Is
considered unlikely, In the opinion of
E. O. Hurlburt of naval research lab
oratory, because of atmospheric condi
tions on the planet and because of
certain limitations there, says Topular
Mechanics Magazine. The gist of the
situation, as be sees It, Is that the
short wares which we might transmit
to penetrate our atmosphere. If they
did reach Mnrs, would probably find
no receiver for them, since the SJar
tlans. If they have radio sets, very
UVely have gone la for those using
long waves.
Rum BaU 131 ue delights the house
wife. Makes clothes w hiter than snow.
At your Grocer's-Adv.
After All
Former Senator Cwcn of Oklahoma
was condemning an attack that bad
been made on a aiatesman.
"Hut, after all," said Mr. Owen, "our
friend vindicated himself, and so and
so It's like the story.
"'I hnve no sympaihy,' snld a big,
husky chop In a smoking car, Vlth the
man who beais his wife.'
"A little fellow couched nervously
and said In shrill little voice:
"'A man who can beat his wife
sir, has so need of sympathy.'"
Smart Black Hani
Little Girl Itlnck hens are cleverer
than white ones, aren't they, Mummle)
Mother Why, denrt
Little Girl 'Cos the Muck hens can
lay white eggs, and the white ones
can't lay black. Humorist.
It's Cone, Anyway
Freddy Grandpa, did yon
once
have hair like snow?
Grandpa Yes, my boy.
Freddy Well, who shoveled It ofTJ
rathflndcr.
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Bat of Arrvencan Walnut
Ooora of matr hed butt trai
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HUtoricaJ Hypothesis
Teacher What would Washington
have doLe tf Lafayette bad not ssr
swered his call?
Bright Pupil I suppose he'd hare
waited In tlie telephone oooth and got
his nickel back. Montreal Star.
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"I dldu't marry beauty, my boy; I
didn't marry wealth or position; I
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No matter how big a man la he ean
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Boms men act as If they really bo
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