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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (July 19, 1929)
BILL BOOSTER SAYS ovx,n.uuis, tuua, WOVmua AUO nSMUA AM At AWAfnt OP THAI Wilt, 00 tmrouoh urc wituout cvn - (SEAUX4UJ WE BEUeftCIAl. GFPEerT OP RttAXATtOU DOUt M PlAMs SOU CAM VeOtot MAROOtf AJTTOuAflMl D Altkouflk Vrr not import vnt ktre., Im young try! plr, I likft my job bectuje I feel 5o cKvmm . . OskAi7 BAMBONE'S MEDITATIONS A tfCNTMM AX kUNi BOB TMAS A WINK, fclSHT 'F ft WHITl PAHJOM EN KUMU BOB SKO' AIM' UAK tAT A BIT OH COUNT HE CAImY ex-cep it!.! DOC WISE EXPERIENCE. TJORfjA kOT TOR TKtLOW5 THESE DAYS, BUT THAT ISN'T A CfUICKMrTHOO WITH PRJL9K.NT tnAND BBH SUFFERING ELIMINATED lS-years success In treating Kectal and Colon trouble by the )r. C 1 Dun NON SIIKCK AI mthod m Miuit(lvt WKI I1KN AS. M'KANlK PII.K8 H.IMI. NAIKll erPKB WrSVHXWO. Hand train tie FHKK loo-ma L & Air tmlmrtit nf Mtrh oilmen r. COLON CLINIC "Ton iujr Tom I studying wrest- "Yes." "ilyl What potter belt makaP T.rrlbl. TM tli ororlty girl has Ma "Yes, and cruelly, too." "Huhr "Mail her go through th depart' merit store asking (or red. flannel S-L' 1 1 ewrH It iwCMtliMMii irMuk rectal petticoats." OUR COMIC SECTION 01 ABOUT TEN MILES BAOCf big s,ygs& fir ' " otlt THE FEATHERHEADS ' EiEOft WrHJfg VST-IM, Vtk P """"--a KriAWItttUAM J MnOC., GITTwUfOtOFIMAT tLJ J CQAWM WW A CIHTl- , ( 2rTr 4 BK3I0 AQS AUOAtL PtDfi WW W GOUT -AH 0W! at w)offiwnus- I bu'as4tvT.caT- BrTal 'U COLt- Jliii '.:;wcHAntMW sooTABflUSOl lA HONOECOU J. -H , 7 ' I WtFIfcWEQOtAO-..- J 7 (r 1 THuTvl rS, Vt WFI AxlO 7- . m J XKAvSrUOAUTTLS C. I N O FINNEY OF THE FORCE V V MMtoqx600 (U- I I or &MO&S Alt IN W C "Wn SS. r2J5? 0 1 1 8iM HJCB.PW S.JvAN 1 3AV ITwaSaiT- AU I 0 UcOO IUS COT WoRSi AN Wcwij...: VoB.'StR.l ' Along the Concrete Q Something in Common A Confession HOW TO LIVE LONGER JOHN CLARENCE FUNK A BIG BUGABOO AMIDDLE-aged man the other (Jar went to too hit doctor. He win lick. There wai do queatlon about It He couldn't eat, he couldn't ileop. Indeed, he admitted that It kept blm buny o think In 1 straight line. In hli own word he wai "all shot to pieces." Here was 1 man who had been splendidly protected sgnlnat dlteaMt by modern scientific methods. Ills town boaated of one of the best ni tration systems and consequently 1 pure water supply. The community was also the proud possessor of a modern sewage treatment works. He lived In a fine street and a fine house; he had good and safe food to eat; be exercised dally by taking a brisk two- mile walk. He slept wltb his window 0n ell night, he bad ben Immunized against diphtheria, scarlet fever, ty phoid and paratyphoid, be had been vaccinated against smallpox, but wltb It all bo was a wreck. No, he was not a fanatic. Health preservation hadn't gone to bis bead. Hut worry bad I In this respect be was something like the rich man of Dinucai lame wno naan t as mucn chance of getting to beaven as a camel had In passing through the needle's eye. He bad everything In the world to maintain health. Bui worry kept him out of ttl Worry Is a bugaboo. It Is usually based on the flimsy foundation of a disordered Imagination. Worry Is the dark cloud of life. Worry. In fact. Is one of nature's very meanest tricks. Take your own worries, for ei' ample. Be honest wltb yourself. Check bark on them. Tabulate the things that have kept yon awake at night; that have disturbed your di gestion ; that bare at one lime or an- other shaken you. And what do you BndT Nothing. That's what! And "nothing" isn't much to worry about, much less lose sleep over, la It T Then why persist In doing It? If a chap Is In a trance awaiting the command to go "over the top.1 that's something to worry about If one bas been rsught stealing and sen tenred to five years In the pen. that also Justifies worry. But the every- dsy fears about tbls and that which are going to happen and never a Isn't It simon pure foolish to gel sick for sucb little reason as that! Don't let worry make a fool of yon. Kick It out the first time It shows Its nasty, cowardly head. Tramp it down, step on It snd kill It Don't forget. If worry stays long, life goes. Take your choice I THE DEATH FLOWER TTHEItE Is a beautiful flower that A belles Its looks. Its power to cre ate human misery la unbelievable. The rack and ruin for which this bit of horticulture Is responsible Is per haps the greatest single Instance of unhnpiilneos. pain and suffering In the world today. Chins and India grow It commer dally. The whole world la Its mar ket Its slaves are numbered In the millions, snd Its despotism Is definite ly cruel. Such Is the poppy, the pro ducer of the drug known as opium. In the pharmacopeia, this narcotic has a perfectly lepttlmiite standing Csed ethically, and administered by a physician only when extreme con dltlons of a dlwnse demand It. It Is a bctieflcenl tnntrument. In the hand of consclem-pleos Individuals It be comes a wicked tyrant : and In thl role can, snd ries. sink humunlty In to Rhynmal depths, The drug hahlt Is a fact to be reck oned with in America. America ha money and narcotics follow k') Con sequently. II Is not surprising that the number nf addicts In the North American continent have Increased to an alarming , degree within recent years. Less than 1 per cent of the bun dreds nf Ions of narcotics annually produced are actunliy required for medicinal purpmcs. The remainder Is deliberately used to demorullre as much of the human nice as can be brought under Its Influence. It Is not a prelty subject. Rut It does not pny to remnln silent. When one's friend hands out a hnhlt form ing hendnrhe powder and a peddler reaches high school students, ihe problem has assumed sufficient Im portance to Justify an open discus slon even If these Instances are ex ceptlonal. Opium and Ita derivative, heroin are becoming entirely too populur They Invade the homes of the rlcb and the poor, the good and the bad but they ununlly make hopeless wrecks nf everyone. Here are the "don'ts" on the drug evil : 1. Never take any medicine nf fered you by any person, friend or foe. Your physician la the only nn to trust on this Important question narcotic or no oarcotlc I Teat your children never to accept an powder or pill from strutters 01 friends Tlieve rules are plulu ami easy ones. Klghl shy of "dniie" at you would of death Itself. Id till Sum NfWiiwMr HnlM.i Or Any Other Place A writer says thut the dog tills an empty place In man's life, And hi dog kennels fill many an empty place In roadside scenery. Clcclnnutl En (If III iSVSr Mm Liiit SAME PRESCRIPTION HE WROTE IN 1892 TXTkn n, rvLtwull mirirA to nnctka medicine, back In 1876, the needs for luative were not a great as today. reopie uvea mmw iitw, fwmp whuleaome food, and got plenty of freah ir Rut tk thtt M.rlr there were draatia physics and puree for the reli4 of eontiption waica vr. vuoweu wm not believe were goon lor ouman ninaa. The prescription for eonctipatioa that be need early la hi practice, and waiefc he pot in drag store in 1892 under the same of Dr. Caldwell's Byrup Pepj is a liquid regetaoie remmy, unraam l,w .nm.ii ti IM ran tnd lderlv dodI and they seed just such a mild, sate bowel aumuiant. Thia prescription Kaa proven It wortk and la now the largest eellinv liqoJA laxative. It baa won the confidence of people wbo needed It to get reitei iroa headaches, bUiousnea. flatulence, todV ration, lots of appetite and eleep, bU breath, dyspep!, sold, fever. At yoa drmrgiet, or write "Sttub Pepain," Dept. Un. MonUOSUO, uuaoia, nr iw trial bottle. Burroughs' Tribute to Beauty of the Winter II who marreui at the beaut f the world In rummer will And equal cause for wonder and admiration km winter. It la true the pomp and pag eantry are awept away, but the e sentlal elements remain the day an4 the night, the mountain and the val ley, the elemental play and snccee ilon, and the perpetual presence tt tb Infinite sky. In winter the star seem to bar rekindled their Ores, the moon achieve a fulled triumph, an tb heaven wear a look of more ex alted simplicity. Bummer la snore wooing and seductive, more eersatlla and human, appeals to the sentiments and affections, and foster Inquiry and tb art of Impulse. Winter I of more berole east and addressee tb Intellect The severer studies and dis cipline com easier In winter. On Im poses larger task upon hlmaelf and la less tolerant of his own weaknesses. John Burroughs. West's Sweet Teeth Who eat tb most candy T The av erage person hasten to assure that It is consumed by high school girts. They do their share, but tb wide open space of the Wett boast the highest per capita consumption of can dles. Nevada, with nearly twice as many men as women, bsa per cap ita of more than 17 pounds year as compared with the national per eaptta of 12 pounds. The South Caroline per capita la only flv pounds. Roadbeildieg With Airptaae Twenty year ago It would have been Impossible to build a road to the alt of the new observatory on Moot' Plane The airplane Las mad It pos sible to convey the stones and mat rlala to a height of over 13.000 feet on the mountainside; but wbea the road Is completed It will he on et the most expensive In the world. Haats Kaagar la A ate An Australian motorist Is sponsor for a new sport Finding the ysaal method of hunting kangaroo with doga a bit alow, he chases the snlmals cross country with a light all-cylinder car and lassos them from tb running board. A Seggeetloa Mother Too say you think that you've solved the dishwashing prob lem T Daughter Tea, with paper plates and an eraser. Tea Of fee Cash "Wutley, you lesrn a vers fra the HIM and I'll gl y a dime." "I'll gle ye twelve verses for a dol lar, mlther T Boston Transcript Many find Rust Ball Bin good tonla for chicken. Largs package at 0 ra cers. Adv. Campa Dross Up s A campanile 169 feet UR wilt he built on the campus if South Dakota Stat college at Brooking. In the whole field of bad behavior. remember that a criminal can times be reformed, a fool never. T NOT eoe that L tlrtd, achiaa f any day. but II Foot-EaM lata : moraine you aril dance ail eisht hi parfect takas the atina out of coma. Dun- tons and cslluaal. Sokt evaryvtisfa. Fc A Perfect Day iff IB S leevn jrmi wtttl II I m. They will ipoil IV I Ton shake Aim's 11 1 rour shoes la the II I 1 walk all day or III saae.lt 111 otEase f Far Ysefrireaae and' a Fotf I aTaee WilHni Doll, arfdToee 1 AUaa 'a rr- aaa, Lm Mur. A. 1. 1 Qulrer. W. N, U, PORTLAND, NO. 27-192. t
