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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (June 21, 1929)
OUR COMIC SECTION ' iiPEWAPS """" -r lUyfetaHW.IfB, THE FEATHERHEADS irirr UAiKwa ba uuc ausToPW.Tto- ? " mSlPN0SAi01V4ATWE I U I I MttlSU -ylS W I oyiPAwv was prcrabiv I i y L-U v i fi FINNEY OF THE FORCE 7 vir! - v& V ff lYff -VW0DI- W et-KOPWfi to , J Aut p i sw?-. Jl wkTiaiAteiT5o I VI fYS-WOOD II V MWS JjVS tWJl EVE-VJ00D?" J $ Wtstf Mafraaaaaf Ualaw Off the Concrete Honi 0 Soit Qui Mai y Pense Yes HOW TO LIVE LONGER B, ? JOHN CLARENCE FUNK X A MASTER CRIMINAL ONE period oat of every live who contract pneumonia dies (rum It And Hint la margin much too clme to rink. Moreover, tlill black guard la do respecter of persona. It tilts the high and the low, the poor and the rich, the known and the un- nown, the robust and the weak. It plays no favorites a:id It treats every one exactly alike with all Ita power It attempt! to slay. Now the aud part of the story U that In moat casee It need not nave been, Carelessness has been respon sible for tnoat of pneumonia's actlvl ties either carelessness on the part of the allllcted person or of some one else. As with other trouble-makers germs are back of It all nd their great po tency Is not to be found only In their particular killing character, but In their general presence aa well. P.j far the majority of the com municable diseases are usually con tracted from persons suffering wltb the partlculur malady (carriers ei cepted), but wltb this master criminal the gertn may be contracted from the throat and nose discharges of entire ly wt'll people. Moreover, It (a postri ble for these germs under certain con' dltlons to live long time. 'neumonts frequently starts with a severe chill, prostration, loss of ap petite and a congested feeling In the chest noticeable anon breuthlng or coughing, followed a little later by bloody expectorations. Fortunately the recognition of pneumonia symptoms does not re quire a trained Intelligence. If yon notice any of them, go to bed at once and coll a physician. Indeed, If a sllclit cold apneare promptly visit your doctor. A protected cold ta one cause of pneumonia. In the next 305 daya 150,000 people In America alone will succumb to thfa disease. This la sufficient excuse for a few common sense rules. L Sick or well, always cover your ooe or mouth when sneezing and coughing. Z Do not expectorate upon the Doors, streets or In public place. 8. Itrealhe aa much fresb air aa posnlhle. 1 Sleep with your windows open but svold drafts. 5, In winter time keep the Indoor temiieratnre between 08-72 degrees. & Wear nnJluinwelght clothing during the cold season and overcoata tultahle to the temperature outside. 7. Avoid all foolish exposure. Now then, the rest Is op to yon I RESPECT IT .. T"1"!! average person overrates the 1 killing Dower of old ace. True. If you live loni enouiib old age finally will lay yon low. That Is where the Joke comes In. We don't give It a chance. If the newspaper accounts and vital statisticians are to be be lieved, there la a painfully large group of people who are In that clasa They prefer dying by means of the automo bile. No old age for them. No, In deed I It Is a pathetic reflection on scientific progress, this back-firing by one of the most useful and pleasure giving machines ever Invented by man A a killer It Is high up on the list. And apparently, so fur, no amount of talk Ing or preaching ha becj able to curb the fatal exhlhitions or careless ness dally displayed. The great war did much damage to American manhood, but there were many times the number of people slaughtered last year In the lulled States by automobiles than were killed in the American forces during the en tire conflict. These are unvarnished f IR'tB. Whul good Is It for health depart' nients, for physlcluns and for sunt tarlums to do everything In their com blued power to keep yon ell If yon deliberately step In front of a passing car and let It kill your What la the use of smallpoi protection, antlloxl and the rest of the public health safe guards If yon persist In driving your car at sixty miles an hour, and end up In a crash at the aide of tb roadt The sooner every person realises that automobllea are not harmless playthings and that, whether as p destrlau or driver, an everpresent hazard to be hurt or killed by them exists. Just thnt much sooner will (he death rate from this personslly pre ventable cause be markedly reduced. Public health officials ran cope wltb the communicable diseases; modern science can, and does, regulate annl tntlon; Interstate commerce laws an state regulations surround foods wll safeguifrils and protect them against adulteration, but when It cornea to protecting you against the hazard of a lov rlile. the thoughtless ariver ami the careless pedestrian, yon and you onl are the hose. Why not give this question serious condihTiiilonT Give old age at least a sporting chance at you. MB, 1J Wwurn Newapepat Onloa.) Botb Experts A "shark" la a slung term for on who excels In something. A "sharp Is a terra for an expert, but seems to have the Idea of cheating. Th Idea was formerly Included In tb word "shark," hut that meaning bai do become obsolete. Every Part of Grap 1 of Commercial Value finlvatore Cnatorlna, the owner and operator of an Ontario grape farm, Is said to bare developed his Industry to the point where every part of the grape. Including the primings from the vines, Is ucd in the manufacture of chemicals and for other purposes. 'rlnclpal among these are alcohol, crenm of tartar, phosphates, chicken feed and fertilizer. lie says that since it has been shown that ethyl alcohol can be obtained from both the grape Itself and the vine prun ing, be has now entered Into nego tiations with one of the leading gaso line companies for the entire output of bis establishment for five years. The Immediate manufacture of ethyl gasoline Is contemplated, and through a subsidiary concern the company will Utilize the other grape chemicals, Rteord Engraving Feat The Lord's I'rnyer, C9 words, 897 letters, counting punctuation marks, was engraved In 12 line on tb head of an ordinary pin by Charles How ird fiaker of Spokane, Wash. Raker I now an Inmate of an Institution for blind and Insane. The engrav. Ing cannot be read without the aid of a powerful magnifying glass. linker was at one time an employee of the United States government In the bureau of printing and engrav. Ing. He stent three years and eleven duya completing this work. The pin at present Is the property of (lories 3. Seymour, a friend of Baker. Hey mour carries the pin from place to place for exhibition purposes. Valuable Salvage The nimbler, a new device to sal rage bras from worn out light bulbs. I announced by the New York Edison company. The name describes the noise made In reclaiming the bras socket shells, the only part consld- ered worth saving. In shape It I a cylinder, of SOO-bulb rapacity, wltb two set of Heel teeth aet on bars Inside. While the dram revolves, they chew to bits glass and filament, whlcn full out of hole In the bottom, leav. Ing the ahells shiny and clean. The company reclaims about 300,0(10 shells yearly. Cntll the nimbler was de vised the work waa done by hand. Dainty white dresses for baby or daughter made beautiful by Russ Ball Bine. Tour Grocer bas It Adv. Ta Millies Trees More than 10,000.000 tree bare been planted In Louisiana during th 1928-29 planting season, according to a statement Issued, by the Louisiana division of forestry. The total of band-planted forests and wood lots In tb afat now atands at 28,000 aore-s hlrb represents the planting of about 25.000,000 trees. Most of the planting hns been done by lumber and paper companies on their cutover lands. Tbe combined output of the nurseries operated by these companies la about 2..VJ0.0O0 treea. American Forests Magazine. Oklahoma Asphalt A study of Oklahoma asphalt has been undertaken by the Department of Commerce at the bureau of mines ex perimental station at Itartlesvllle. Tbe study was undertaken with the co-operation of Oklahoma officials to segre gate the asphalt deposits from other similar material which has been found nnsulted for highway work. It Is ex pected that the results of the study will give much material to throw light on the origin of petroleum end under ground conditions causing accumula tlons of petroleum. A HUM AYS DEAD is level and ber Judgment good when she puts ber faith in Dr. Pierce's Fa vortte Prescrip tion. There is no bssaty without good health. Nobody expects to be come really beautiful from the use of com plexion beauUflers. Bright ejes, clear skin, and rosy cheeks, follow the us of the "Prescription." All dealers. Every woman requires a tonic and nervine at some period of ber Ufa. Whether suffering from nervousness, dizziness, falntness or general debil ity, the "Prescription" benefits. Un Lonlnt Coo Ins, L3 So. Yklm Ave. Tintm, Wuh., Hid : I tu all rondown in b.!th tn4 tar fttm wr apart Finally I Drama to tala Dr. fierce'! Prrarrlpflon and M Brand kit hrnrfldai. t naMnmcad U aa k hauc and acrvina." Barlia Exhibition! Uniqua Berlin, (lermnny, had a number of exhibition last winter that were out of the ordinary, and crowds en Joyed the novel Ideas. One wa an extensive display of live fur-bearing animals, one part of which was devot ed to 100 Arctic and silver foxes, which were In rages framed In brnnches of Br trees. Racoons, minks, rabbits, and even costly cats were dis played. The event the first of Its kind In Berlin, was held to educate breeders of fur animals. WhoWantstobeBald? Not many, and when you are petting that way and loosing hair, which ends in baldness, you want a good remedy that will stop falling hair, dandruff and grow hair on the bald head BAKE-TO-HAIR is what you want. V,' "sy Fne gal at All Dealere hi Toilet Arrlrle W.H.Fort, Mfgr. What Will J " When your Children Cry . for It There I hardly a household that hasn't heard of Custorla I At least flv million homes are never without It If there are children In your family, there's almost dally need of its com fort And any night may find yon very thankful there' a bottle In the house. Just a few drops, and that colic or constipation is relieved; or diarrhea checked. A vegetable product ; a baby remedy meant for young folks. Cnstorla I about the only thing you have ever heard doctors advise giving to Infants. Stronger medicines are dangerous to a tiny baby, however harmless they may be to grown-ops. Good old Castorla! Remember the name, and remember to buy It It may spare yoo a sleep, less, anxious night It Is always ready, always safe to use; In emergencies, or for everyday allmenta. Any hour of th day or night that Baby become fret fuC or restless. Castorla wa never more popular wltb mother than It la today. Every druggist bas It Start tborarh bowal actl vhaa joa fnl dlitf, hravlv-hr. Btlloaa. TakaKATUna a aSMIBT-M TaM.ta.iIfa na.mpniirniw f-m i i-llf and f u bttur thaa ardl. IU MbHI narr laxatitan, Kaapafoal ' TO- MO R ROW laaamiricbt. Sta. 19 ALRtOHI r- m I . .f . . ror sai ai au avragguis Patted th "Roegk" Spots Bert Too bad, I'ete, yon had to loee your wife after so many years of married life. I'ete Tea, and I waa Just getting used to ber. 1929 "Speaking of tulips Yehr "I see the new models are out" A Perfect Day VS NOT m that I A tirrd. achma fret. 1 hey anil apotl any day. but if you ahnka Allen' FootBa unto your anora in tno moraine Tou will amlli all day or daoca all Btcht la perfect anas. It take trit atma out Of crvn. tnua- loaa and cailuata. Sold ti j ahaia. 1 "Aliens Foots Ease orFree'rfapaeaafoaoO'a "iof" w.m Hall, aarn Altt f Boe-taae Lm Jtoy. n. w. ?J5.G B B b a r ! ' mTTTtim n ii lam . f m SUFFERING ELIMINATED IS-years succos In treating Rectal and Colon troubles by the l. 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