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JOHN CLARENCE FUNK X
A MASTER CRIMINAL
ONE period oat of every live who
contract pneumonia dies (rum
It And Hint la margin much too
clme to rink. Moreover, tlill black
guard la do respecter of persona. It
tilts the high and the low, the poor
and the rich, the known and the un-
nown, the robust and the weak. It
plays no favorites a:id It treats every
one exactly alike with all Ita power
It attempt! to slay.
Now the aud part of the story U
that In moat casee It need not nave
been, Carelessness has been respon
sible for tnoat of pneumonia's actlvl
ties either carelessness on the part
of the allllcted person or of some one
else.
As with other trouble-makers germs
are back of It all nd their great po
tency Is not to be found only In their
particular killing character, but In
their general presence aa well.
P.j far the majority of the com
municable diseases are usually con
tracted from persons suffering wltb
the partlculur malady (carriers ei
cepted), but wltb this master criminal
the gertn may be contracted from the
throat and nose discharges of entire
ly wt'll people. Moreover, It (a postri
ble for these germs under certain con'
dltlons to live long time.
'neumonts frequently starts with a
severe chill, prostration, loss of ap
petite and a congested feeling In the
chest noticeable anon breuthlng or
coughing, followed a little later by
bloody expectorations.
Fortunately the recognition of
pneumonia symptoms does not re
quire a trained Intelligence. If yon
notice any of them, go to bed at once
and coll a physician. Indeed, If a
sllclit cold apneare promptly visit
your doctor. A protected cold ta one
cause of pneumonia.
In the next 305 daya 150,000 people
In America alone will succumb to thfa
disease. This la sufficient excuse for
a few common sense rules.
L Sick or well, always cover your
ooe or mouth when sneezing and
coughing.
Z Do not expectorate upon the
Doors, streets or In public place.
8. Itrealhe aa much fresb air aa
posnlhle.
1 Sleep with your windows open
but svold drafts.
5, In winter time keep the Indoor
temiieratnre between 08-72 degrees.
& Wear nnJluinwelght clothing
during the cold season and overcoata
tultahle to the temperature outside.
7. Avoid all foolish exposure.
Now then, the rest Is op to yon I
RESPECT IT ..
T"1"!! average person overrates the
1 killing Dower of old ace. True. If
you live loni enouiib old age finally
will lay yon low. That Is where the
Joke comes In. We don't give It a
chance. If the newspaper accounts
and vital statisticians are to be be
lieved, there la a painfully large group
of people who are In that clasa They
prefer dying by means of the automo
bile. No old age for them. No, In
deed I
It Is a pathetic reflection on scientific
progress, this back-firing by one of
the most useful and pleasure giving
machines ever Invented by man A
a killer It Is high up on the list. And
apparently, so fur, no amount of talk
Ing or preaching ha becj able to
curb the fatal exhlhitions or careless
ness dally displayed.
The great war did much damage to
American manhood, but there were
many times the number of people
slaughtered last year In the lulled
States by automobiles than were killed
in the American forces during the en
tire conflict. These are unvarnished
f IR'tB.
Whul good Is It for health depart'
nients, for physlcluns and for sunt
tarlums to do everything In their com
blued power to keep yon ell If yon
deliberately step In front of a passing
car and let It kill your What la the
use of smallpoi protection, antlloxl
and the rest of the public health safe
guards If yon persist In driving your
car at sixty miles an hour, and end
up In a crash at the aide of tb roadt
The sooner every person realises
that automobllea are not harmless
playthings and that, whether as p
destrlau or driver, an everpresent
hazard to be hurt or killed by them
exists. Just thnt much sooner will (he
death rate from this personslly pre
ventable cause be markedly reduced.
Public health officials ran cope wltb
the communicable diseases; modern
science can, and does, regulate annl
tntlon; Interstate commerce laws an
state regulations surround foods wll
safeguifrils and protect them against
adulteration, but when It cornea to
protecting you against the hazard of
a lov rlile. the thoughtless ariver ami
the careless pedestrian, yon and you
onl are the hose.
Why not give this question serious
condihTiiilonT Give old age at least
a sporting chance at you.
MB, 1J Wwurn Newapepat Onloa.)
Botb Experts
A "shark" la a slung term for on
who excels In something. A "sharp
Is a terra for an expert, but seems to
have the Idea of cheating. Th Idea
was formerly Included In tb word
"shark," hut that meaning bai do
become obsolete.
Every Part of Grap 1
of Commercial Value
finlvatore Cnatorlna, the owner and
operator of an Ontario grape farm, Is
said to bare developed his Industry
to the point where every part of the
grape. Including the primings from
the vines, Is ucd in the manufacture
of chemicals and for other purposes.
'rlnclpal among these are alcohol,
crenm of tartar, phosphates, chicken
feed and fertilizer. lie says that
since it has been shown that ethyl
alcohol can be obtained from both
the grape Itself and the vine prun
ing, be has now entered Into nego
tiations with one of the leading gaso
line companies for the entire output
of bis establishment for five years.
The Immediate manufacture of ethyl
gasoline Is contemplated, and through
a subsidiary concern the company will
Utilize the other grape chemicals,
Rteord Engraving Feat
The Lord's I'rnyer, C9 words, 897
letters, counting punctuation marks,
was engraved In 12 line on tb head
of an ordinary pin by Charles How
ird fiaker of Spokane, Wash. Raker
I now an Inmate of an Institution
for blind and Insane. The engrav.
Ing cannot be read without the aid
of a powerful magnifying glass.
linker was at one time an employee
of the United States government In
the bureau of printing and engrav.
Ing. He stent three years and eleven
duya completing this work. The pin
at present Is the property of (lories
3. Seymour, a friend of Baker. Hey
mour carries the pin from place to
place for exhibition purposes.
Valuable Salvage
The nimbler, a new device to sal
rage bras from worn out light bulbs.
I announced by the New York Edison
company. The name describes the
noise made In reclaiming the bras
socket shells, the only part consld-
ered worth saving. In shape It I a
cylinder, of SOO-bulb rapacity, wltb
two set of Heel teeth aet on bars
Inside. While the dram revolves, they
chew to bits glass and filament, whlcn
full out of hole In the bottom, leav.
Ing the ahells shiny and clean. The
company reclaims about 300,0(10 shells
yearly. Cntll the nimbler was de
vised the work waa done by hand.
Dainty white dresses for baby or
daughter made beautiful by Russ Ball
Bine. Tour Grocer bas It Adv.
Ta Millies Trees
More than 10,000.000 tree bare
been planted In Louisiana during th
1928-29 planting season, according to
a statement Issued, by the Louisiana
division of forestry. The total of
band-planted forests and wood lots In
tb afat now atands at 28,000 aore-s
hlrb represents the planting of about
25.000,000 trees.
Most of the planting hns been done
by lumber and paper companies on
their cutover lands. Tbe combined
output of the nurseries operated by
these companies la about 2..VJ0.0O0
treea. American Forests Magazine.
Oklahoma Asphalt
A study of Oklahoma asphalt has
been undertaken by the Department of
Commerce at the bureau of mines ex
perimental station at Itartlesvllle. Tbe
study was undertaken with the co-operation
of Oklahoma officials to segre
gate the asphalt deposits from other
similar material which has been found
nnsulted for highway work. It Is ex
pected that the results of the study
will give much material to throw light
on the origin of petroleum end under
ground conditions causing accumula
tlons of petroleum.
A HUM AYS DEAD is level and ber
Judgment good
when she puts
ber faith in
Dr. Pierce's Fa
vortte Prescrip
tion. There is
no bssaty
without good
health. Nobody
expects to be
come really
beautiful from
the use of com
plexion beauUflers. Bright ejes, clear
skin, and rosy cheeks, follow the us
of the "Prescription." All dealers.
Every woman requires a tonic and
nervine at some period of ber Ufa.
Whether suffering from nervousness,
dizziness, falntness or general debil
ity, the "Prescription" benefits.
Un Lonlnt Coo Ins, L3 So. Yklm Ave.
Tintm, Wuh., Hid : I tu all rondown in
b.!th tn4 tar fttm wr apart Finally I
Drama to tala Dr. fierce'! Prrarrlpflon and M
Brand kit hrnrfldai. t naMnmcad U aa k
hauc and acrvina."
Barlia Exhibition! Uniqua
Berlin, (lermnny, had a number
of exhibition last winter that were
out of the ordinary, and crowds en
Joyed the novel Ideas. One wa an
extensive display of live fur-bearing
animals, one part of which was devot
ed to 100 Arctic and silver foxes,
which were In rages framed In
brnnches of Br trees. Racoons, minks,
rabbits, and even costly cats were dis
played. The event the first of Its
kind In Berlin, was held to educate
breeders of fur animals.
WhoWantstobeBald?
Not many, and when you are
petting that way and loosing
hair, which ends in baldness,
you want a good remedy that
will stop falling hair, dandruff
and grow hair on the bald head
BAKE-TO-HAIR is what you
want.
V,' "sy
Fne gal at All Dealere hi Toilet Arrlrle
W.H.Fort, Mfgr.
What Will
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When your
Children Cry
. for It
There I hardly a household that
hasn't heard of Custorla I At least flv
million homes are never without It If
there are children In your family,
there's almost dally need of its com
fort And any night may find yon very
thankful there' a bottle In the house.
Just a few drops, and that colic or
constipation is relieved; or diarrhea
checked. A vegetable product ; a baby
remedy meant for young folks. Cnstorla
I about the only thing you have ever
heard doctors advise giving to Infants.
Stronger medicines are dangerous to a
tiny baby, however harmless they may
be to grown-ops. Good old Castorla!
Remember the name, and remember
to buy It It may spare yoo a sleep,
less, anxious night It Is always ready,
always safe to use; In emergencies, or
for everyday allmenta. Any hour of th
day or night that Baby become fret
fuC or restless. Castorla wa never
more popular wltb mother than It la
today. Every druggist bas It
Start tborarh bowal actl
vhaa joa fnl dlitf, hravlv-hr.
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Patted th "Roegk" Spots
Bert Too bad, I'ete, yon had to
loee your wife after so many years of
married life.
I'ete Tea, and I waa Just getting
used to ber.
1929
"Speaking of tulips
Yehr
"I see the new models are out"
A Perfect Day
VS NOT m that I
A tirrd. achma fret. 1 hey anil apotl
any day. but if you ahnka Allen'
FootBa unto your anora in tno
moraine Tou will amlli all day or
daoca all Btcht la perfect anas. It
take trit atma out Of crvn. tnua-
loaa and cailuata. Sold ti j ahaia.
1 "Aliens
Foots Ease
orFree'rfapaeaafoaoO'a "iof"
w.m Hall, aarn
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SUFFERING ELIMINATED
IS-years succos In treating Rectal and
Colon troubles by the l. C J. Deaa
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NECO Makes A Car Look Like New
! Write at on re tar partiruUra how
you caa tet KKKK quart ran of
NECO, th ooreterful liquid that
malretolrf and tailed care Ion like
1 new by reatonnf th orif ina row
ad nitlra. wnit muy w nna
L W. NEEDHAM k CO,
louti Uantrnbein Avctra Pofllaod. Oeaoa
SCHOOL FOR MEN
rrtWaa (at BUSINISI. TRADU at riOFUSIOKI
kurull anjr tlm. Hand for llletrntur
OREQON INSTITUTf OP TfCMKOLOOy
k at. ). A llldf rortiaiMi Orogwa
W. N. U, PORTLAND, NO. 21-1929.
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