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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (June 7, 1929)
Just p a Little OUR COMIC SECTION Events in the Lives of Little Men Mi ML 'it'C WW- WhenFbod Sours Lots of folk who think they hart "Indigestion" tmvo only an eeld condi tion wlili-U could be corrected In fire or ton minutes. An effective nntl-acid llko Phillips Milk of Magnesia loon restores digestion to normal. Phillip doe awuy with all (hot aourncas and gna right aftr meal. It prevent tli distress ao opt to ocrur two liuura after filling. What a plena tit preparation to tnkel And how good It la for the system! Unllka burning dose of soda which la but temporary relief at best riillllia Milk of MiiKtieala neutralize many tlmea Ita Toluitm In acid. Next time a hearty nienl, or too rich diet lina brought on tli lenit dla comfort, try PHILLIPS F, Milk t of Magnesia For Old Sores Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh km batik ml MUi. .fitVa-. v i - tarn fir? !: f w.v SUFFERING ELIMINATED lA-yrart success In treating Kertal and Cokm Irnublrt by the I C J. Ia NIIYMt KU( At. meltm m. Wr.,llH NinKN A. Jt- U In, mi K KMi-nu 0 E A N VaMavaiBaiBiaiBwewaanan R ectalV colon clinic Bird Hamper Flight of Australian Plane 8l Hubert Wllklns, the noted Australian explorer, upon lili arrival In Chile from hla base at lereptlon IkIhiiU atnted tlint lie hud met with an unexpected menace In Dying In tha Antarctic. The plane on niimerutia occasions," the explorer said, "wns hampsriit by Immense flocks of btrda wlili 1 flew Into Itio pulh of Ilia nm clilne In aiirh numlH'ra Hint hiinilreila Were killed by Ilia propeller. Luckily, however, the pliine am not dniiingcd." Wllklna entnhlldlieO (he existence of mora tlmn I,'"! miles of count line In the region altunteit to the went of Weililel w. I luring one of lila nerliil trlpa of S.tMl mllea he win unable to find a successful lunillng place and therefore fulled to nuike Interesting dlwoverlea which might linve been of great geographical lniNirlunce. He did succeed In (Uncovering, however, thnt Ornhnm land, which figures on all mnpa aa part of the Antarctic conti nent, la merely a aerlei of Inland acp arotrd by a atrnlt from the mainland. Pathfinder Magazine. Far Health's Sake "Wire, hiiiid mo thnt diet Mat. will your "Hut you've had your dinner, deer " "1 know, and now I'm going to en what the doctor ordered." Life. Skimpy "What are these?" "The new dresses. Don't get llietn mixed up with the neckwear," A Bad Wreck of the constitution may follow In the track ol a disordered svtcm, Import blood or inactive liver, Don't run tlie risk! Dr. I'icrce'i (wilder) Medical Dis envrry il an alterative extract of herb and rood that drivel out impurities act on the liver. When you're debilitated, and your , weight la below a healthy standard, you regain health and itrrngth by uiing the "Dincoverv." It buildi up the body. Mn Myrtle Davli of M ChrMmil at. fwtrll, With., mM: "Dr. Plerce'i Mirtlral lUat-uvrrv was m hrliiful lo nw for my bluod, Uvrr ami Mnnmch I ailvitt lu dk" Sold in tablet or liquid form. I f your dealer doei not have it, lend 65 cemi for the tablet! to Dr, Pierce's Invalids Hotel. Buffalo, N. Y. SCHOOL FOR MEN 'nMlwSlINlSI ftAMI MtOrTJUIOaA Knmllmiy lime, f-eml for lllrnttlir onioon iNariTUTg op ticmnoloiM ( M. it, A lllilg ruritauitl Uniu FINNEY OF THE FORCE PI s ten -31 m! THE FEATHERHEADS The Office Morale A lJJ6ri OB TWO A ' rf i,, vJ Pathos John PERFECT A group of traveling men were swapping Ilea about tbelr radios In Hmltb Center drug store, aa Tom Klene tells It. An old man bad been listening silently. "(Uit a radio, old manT asked one of the drummers. "Yeah," replied the old fellow. "I got a little 2-tube alTulr. It's pretty good one, though." "Cun you tune out these tittle sta tions with itr "Well, I was listening to quartet the other night, an' I didn't like the tenor, ao I Just tuned bin) out and listened to the three of 'em." NOT ENOUGH fie What's the barm In Just one little klusT Slit Nothing except that It's too small and too few. Difficult Choice Two orators act words In fltaht. Ana both war (olnc strong. I slKhed, "It one of you la right Tti other must be wrong." A Good Foeadatioa Managereiu I'm sorry yon don't like my cakes. This business bas been built up almoat entirely on my cook ery. Traveling Man I don't doubt It With a few more buns like those you could build a hotel I Sales Tales. . Every Huabtad Kaaw "Never do to auk a woman to take np the collection," remarked Deacon Itrown. "Why so?" aaked the Innocent Dea con Itlnck. "It's lniposnlble for woman to paae a bat," replied Deacon Brown. Faliaa Art Weatherhy Mike Hayes has had hla car repainted. It must be some new procens. I never saw anything like It. Fluke-Yes, Mike did the job him self and tha cats raced all over It before It was dry. IT WOULD FIT HIM She Shall 1 make you a salad) Ho-What kind? 8ho Shrimp seeing It's for yoo. Meanest Cay The mesne! uy of meanest ways, No matter whtri you search, Chlpporl In a eak of yaat to rata Hi mortgag on th church. Willing Cook Bridget Madam, you ordered egya for breakfast and there's not an egg In the house, t- Mrs. Itlchqulck Well, Bridget, Just use a little Ingenuity. Bridget All right, mum. Do you want It fried and where will I And It T Easy "Oh. Jack, those rosea are lovely. Hew did you ever guess that roses are my favorite flfiwersf' "I Inquired the prices and found that roses are the most expensive." Objactloa Removed Woman of the House Why, I wouldn't reud the book If I subscribed for It. Canvasser That's all right, madam, we don't put that clause In the con tract Peck's EaparUace Heck A producer says thnt the movie of the future will be a combi nation of silence and-sound. Peck I see. Like a man carrying on nn argument wltb bla wife Hous ton rostlilejiotcb. WHAT DR. CALDWELL ' LEARNED IN 47 YEARS PRACTICE A phyalcian watched the moult of eonatipation for 47 years, and believed that no matter how careful people are of their health, diet and exerciae, eonatipa tion will occur from time to tim. Of next importance, then, ia how to treat it when it comes. Dr. Caldwell always was in favor of getting sa cloa to nature as possible, hence hi remedy for conaU ration, known as Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin, Is a mild vegetable compound. It can not harm tha system and is not habit forming. 6yrup Pepsin ia plesaamv tasting, and youngatera love it Dr. Caldwell did not approve of drat ie physics and purges. H did not believe they were good for anybody system. In a practice of 47 years be never aaiaaany reaaoa for their iim whea Byrup Pepain will empty th bowel Just as promptly. Do not let a day go by without bowel movement Do not sit and hop, but go to tha nearest druggiat and get one of the generous bottle of Dr. Cald well's Byrup Pepain, or writ Ryrus Pepain," Dent KB, Munticello. Illinois, for free trial bottle. 1 - I Youthful Mnaiciaa Each week the chimes of the Win chester (Mass.) Unitarian church peat forth with solemn hymns or brave, patriotic tunes. But few listener know that the hands that operate the carillon are those of a alxteen-yea old girl. Marjorle Uayden, a high school junior, Is thought to be th youngest carillon player In America. New Word ia Language Progress In science and industry I constantly demanding new terms and one of the latest of these la the word "decibel." coined by telephone engi neer to descrllie the efficiency of tele phone circuits, says Popular Mechan ic Magazine. It Is a substitute for the phrase "transmission unit" A Good Speller The bookkeeper was peevish. "What' wrong!" asked the boa. "Why." he said, "that pretty typist yon Insisted on engaging spells atro ciously." "Is that snT She must be good, f couldn't apell 11 !" Millions now use Russ Ball Blue. Make clothes snowy white. Get the genuine. Adv. Early Nwapapr The Oxford Gazette of 1003 (the original of the London Gazette) la described 4 the first English "new paper." If yoo have a skeleton In your closet make no bones of It Demise the death of a person whe leaves a large estate. It May Be HV J I Wist A V A. When.w- Children Ciy for It Castorta Is a comfort when Baby Is fretful No sooner taken than the little one la at ease. If restless, a tew drops soon bring contentment No harm done for Cnstorln Is a buby remedy, meant for babies. Perfectly enfe to give the youngest Infant ; you have the doctor word for that I It is a vegetable pro duct nnd you could use It every day But It' In an emergency that Castorla means most Some night when const! pntton must be relieved or colic pain or other suffering. Never be wlthonl It ; some mothers keep nn extra bottle, unopened, to make sure there wilt al ways be Castorla In the house. It hi effective for older children, too; read .he book that comes with It a a r - . ' i