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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (May 31, 1929)
rS5 stfvsnr OUR COMIC SECTION J Events in the Lives of Little Men mwmi WORSE THAN EVER WfiJu A F' ' '0 r',C 'A I, - - NEVER wait to see If a headache will "wear ort." Why aulTer when there'i IJayer Aapirin? The millions of mm and women who use It in Increasing quantities every year prwe that it docs rclieva sued fain. The medical profcsiion pro nounces it without effect on tin heart, ao tue it as often as it can snare you any pain. Every druppist always has genuine Dayer Aspirin for the prompt relief of a headache, colds, neuralgia, lumbago, etc. Fa miliarite yourself with the proven directions in every package. ASPIRIN Arlj If tin In4a rurt at tin Muutfwtaa) For Wounds and Sores Hartford's Balsam of Myrrh Mot Uek fat Iral kuHb H Ml KIM. AM tWn. 8 .... ! What "provlahm of nature" la ll that prevent a man from ever gol fing lit on lid chin? . Watch Your Kidneys! Scanty or Too treauent Excretions Demand i'rotnit Attention. KIDNEY dltorJrra are loa aerl out lo Ignore It pari to bred ilia early ilinala. S-autr, burning or too frequent kidney earrelloni) a drowijr, liillci feeling; lamrrx-w, tliHneu and roiiilaut baikarbe art timely warning. To promote normal kidney a tlnn and auiit your kidneyt in rlranning yonr blood of pnlaononi watte, M Ooan'i Villi, Ludoraed by atert everywhere. 50,000 Uteri Endorse Doan'i: A. N. RuimII, Tit W. tt South St.. Sail Lk LHr. Utah, urn ' I I'll " mt4 -an all Mr kwk 4 a euS miUm tm it a 4 tKa Iim. I ti.4 mmif an4 wm vf y Irritaltb. Alto PMdin ahMit tfciafi'a IMU. I WI M Or thm. 1 hf what I eaMclaa eo mam I Iwl oat," Not So Sere Oliver Owl-"Crent onka from Utile corn grow." I'.lll Huulrrel "Not If I ran get theae two, they Won't" Makes Life Sweeter 1 Children' atonmcha aour, and neci! n antl-ncld. Keep thi'lr eyatoim sweet with 1'hllllps Milk of Magnealnt When tongue or brenth tells of arid condition correct it with spoonful of Phillip. Moat. men and women have boon comforted' by tlila universal sweetener more mothers aliotild In voke Ha aid for their children. It la a pleasant thing to take, yet neutralise more acid Ihnii tho harsher things ton often employed for, the- purpose, No household ahoulif be wllliotlt It. Phillips- la the genuine, preacrlp tlonnl pftrrhtct phyalolnna endorae fnt peneinl iimp ; the fintne la Impnrtnnt. "'Mlftt'of MtiKiioala" bna-bmi the U. 8. roglalowl trndo mark of the Chariot If. riillllpa Chemical Co. and Ita pre flcroaaor Chnrtce It. riillllpa since 1870 PHILLIPS . Milk , of Magnesia J - , . - r milt A aorry liHiklng tndlvldunl wna op befiire the miiKlatm'.o. "What la tills miin rhnrged wltbT aakii the poinpoua olllrlnl. "Ho'a cumcra fiend of the wonrt type, air," replied the dilutable who had arreatod the primmer. "Hut," protvatod the maglatrate, "you can't arreat a nuin becauae be hua ninnla for taking pictures." "It tan't that, air," the constable Siplulncd hastily, "be tukea the caroms.- HOW SHE KNOWS "la your hiiHlmnd aa loving and at feciliinate aa evert" "I gueas so. All the other girls say he IS." Found Hit Little Bote A little lve. a Utile bate. And that waa Ufa; A lit 1 1 hnlnic on (he gale And tliae wife. Meaoiage "I did not quite gm her the meaning of nunu of your recent remarks." "They were Inleiifled," replied Sen ator Korchum, "to ahow a dlapoaidoo lo he aiK'lnhle and nut coiitroverHlnL Anything with a direct lucanlng In It la liable to be regarded aa Irritating and noiirnnatructlve." Waahlngtoo Ktur. The Rea.oa for It Maude She claim alie la the moat niodeat girl In the world. Anna I can't Uiideintand her con tention on Hint part, ribe ue lots of paint on her face. Maude Well, the cluims Hint ll to hide ber blushes. Farm Note Tlmmone And you turned down the Job Henator Creeti ofTered you aa bis private eocretnryt Simmon Yes, you ace I would have had to sign all hi letter. Grevo l-r Slinmon. CapH?r'a Wei-kly. PERFECTLY WORTHLESS "Ile'a perfectly worthlea, but al ways talking in If he's going lo sol Dm world on tire." "Well, If he ever doe, aomehody will have to give hlin the mutches." Beat Meal "Pinner may -tie plraaant. Bo may aoelal la. But yet, mmhlnka, the brenkfaat le beat of all the thrae." A Warning Mr. Muggln ll'a ruining and Mr. Cordon wants to go home, and I have no umbrella to lend ber except my new one. Can't I let her have yoursj Mr. Mugglna Hardly. The only um brella I've got Inn bur huabnnd'a name on the handle. Overtime at Boaa' Club Employer What la this Item of four hunt overtime work agalnat your name? Chief llerk-Oh, that la the evening yuu took pie up to your club, air. On the Job Mrs. Knngg I told you to wntch lit tle June Marie whlW I waa "tit and you've lot her cut her new dreaa all to rage. Her 1 liif bund 1 know. I wna watch lug her while aha did It Did you wlah me to Interfere? , Not So Bad "Yon any your aon has gone to the had, but you don'l look aa If It wor ried you." "It dneaii't. He haa boon appointed hnnliiln at the stale pcnltvnilury. Aj n N i 6oe5s i pipht wfitir ioo wait Tnu ym m 6tt i van at WMMMM W 1 WEN VOU WAS . 1 a ?E LMtp U 'iprryK J M W$ terrw,witet ' . ... ' THE FEATHERHEADS O TMiai NOTrlWo img , i tsiT rVt tA MM OUT Of YT v Jl-j A COiV HI6MT AT HOMf I- j-j I JuiT CHOfWIXCl ABOWO WiW V- f SJ I IIATi J MOV.M XB tti WW.Waiy.llKS Pri WA Alt I Z ll f V lOW -ttrgatAysoew V tAQWf -HA-TOF I Ll I 1 ' " 0""" l', 'llcHMT,Mai- y artO , 1Wa eUM WO WCT. WY WMS CrliNa ll J I yjygj A POCQ lOSf K VElBS mi FiNf Cci S r- HFJLl I K w m J WWM.DOHT CALL MS I CouK;S BOOM MATV5. rs I I mi HaawV I ,VA ' t iroSWH FINNEY OF THE FORCE "Sandy" Was the Name i v x ki i.' i i VW KAVSY USA CA)T J ) webs VSl WK I fiAVS 00 ViWrWdJrj si0V--y BAC,Atr.- j( ) WaaUr K.wpar U al. ' il yfcQtCTS Fact and Fiction W I III . ee t,; icl,: rYa Pa oil. n-. Itlch bachelor ancle marry Just about the time yon think they're safe. Rosa Ball Blue delights the house wife. Makes clothe whiter than snow. At yonr Grocer's. Adv. The uncommonly smart boy la lucky to bare common aense In after years. OLD FOLKS SAY DR. CALDWELL WAS RIGHT The bui of treating aicknee has not thanmd ainoe Dr. Caldwell left Medial College In 1ST 5, nor line be placed on the market the laxative preeenption be had uer-d in hi practice. He treated eonitipation, biiiouineae. knularhee, mental depreaaion, indigv-etion, our ttomack and other indiapoeition entirely by mean of cimple vegetable uurative, herb and root. Theaa are etui the bui of Or. Caldwell' 8jtob Pepiin, a combination of eenoA and other mild berba, with pepain. The aimpler the remedy for eonaiipa. tion, the eaier for th child and for yon. And aa yon can get reault a mild and safe way by uaing Dr. Caldwell' Byrup Pepain, why take cbances with trong drugt A bottle will laat aeveral month, a4 all can nae it. It la pleaaant to the taate, gentle in action, and free from narcotic. Elderly people find it ideal. All drug (tore have the geoemu bottle, or write "Srrup Pepein," Dept. BB, Monticcllo. Illinoi. for free trial bottle. We often bear of the eweet aim- pllclty of childhood, but every mother considers her baby cunning. "I took Lydia E Pinkham'i Vegetable Compound before my first baby was bora and I am taking it now fot my weak ened condition after the birth of my second boy. Although I never have put on any flesh I am feeling good now and the Vegetable Compound has helped me in every way. It i surely a wonderful medicine and I will be glad to answer letters for I recommend it hiBhly."-Mn. Fred W. Dairy, Madison, Kansas. I II ,von pi s 1 1 AT AT M AT. T IF V-. ; -- , is M& m
