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Events in the Lives of Little Men
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NEVER wait to see If a headache
will "wear ort." Why aulTer
when there'i IJayer Aapirin? The
millions of mm and women who
use It in Increasing quantities every
year prwe that it docs rclieva sued
fain. The medical profcsiion pro
nounces it without effect on tin
heart, ao tue it as often as it can
snare you any pain. Every druppist
always has genuine Dayer Aspirin
for the prompt relief of a headache,
colds, neuralgia, lumbago, etc. Fa
miliarite yourself with the proven
directions in every package.
ASPIRIN
Arlj
If tin In4a rurt at tin Muutfwtaa)
For Wounds and Sores
Hartford's Balsam of Myrrh
Mot Uek fat Iral kuHb H Ml KIM. AM tWn.
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What "provlahm of nature" la ll
that prevent a man from ever gol
fing lit on lid chin?
. Watch Your
Kidneys!
Scanty or Too treauent
Excretions Demand i'rotnit
Attention.
KIDNEY dltorJrra are loa aerl
out lo Ignore It pari to bred
ilia early ilinala. S-autr, burning
or too frequent kidney earrelloni)
a drowijr, liillci feeling; lamrrx-w,
tliHneu and roiiilaut baikarbe art
timely warning.
To promote normal kidney a
tlnn and auiit your kidneyt in
rlranning yonr blood of pnlaononi
watte, M Ooan'i Villi, Ludoraed
by atert everywhere.
50,000 Uteri Endorse Doan'i:
A. N. RuimII, Tit W. tt South St..
Sail Lk LHr. Utah, urn ' I I'll "
mt4 -an all Mr kwk 4 a euS
miUm tm it a 4 tKa Iim. I ti.4 mmif
an4 wm vf y Irritaltb. Alto PMdin ahMit
tfciafi'a IMU. I WI M Or thm. 1 hf
what I eaMclaa eo mam I Iwl oat,"
Not So Sere
Oliver Owl-"Crent onka from Utile
corn grow." I'.lll Huulrrel "Not If
I ran get theae two, they Won't"
Makes Life
Sweeter
1 Children' atonmcha aour, and neci!
n antl-ncld. Keep thi'lr eyatoim
sweet with 1'hllllps Milk of Magnealnt
When tongue or brenth tells of arid
condition correct it with spoonful
of Phillip. Moat. men and women have
boon comforted' by tlila universal
sweetener more mothers aliotild In
voke Ha aid for their children. It la a
pleasant thing to take, yet neutralise
more acid Ihnii tho harsher things ton
often employed for, the- purpose, No
household ahoulif be wllliotlt It.
Phillips- la the genuine, preacrlp
tlonnl pftrrhtct phyalolnna endorae fnt
peneinl iimp ; the fintne la Impnrtnnt.
"'Mlftt'of MtiKiioala" bna-bmi the U. 8.
roglalowl trndo mark of the Chariot
If. riillllpa Chemical Co. and Ita pre
flcroaaor Chnrtce It. riillllpa since 1870
PHILLIPS
. Milk ,
of Magnesia
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milt
A aorry liHiklng tndlvldunl wna op
befiire the miiKlatm'.o.
"What la tills miin rhnrged wltbT
aakii the poinpoua olllrlnl.
"Ho'a cumcra fiend of the wonrt
type, air," replied the dilutable who
had arreatod the primmer.
"Hut," protvatod the maglatrate,
"you can't arreat a nuin becauae be
hua ninnla for taking pictures."
"It tan't that, air," the constable
Siplulncd hastily, "be tukea the caroms.-
HOW SHE KNOWS
"la your hiiHlmnd aa loving and at
feciliinate aa evert"
"I gueas so. All the other girls say
he IS."
Found Hit Little Bote
A little lve. a Utile bate.
And that waa Ufa;
A lit 1 1 hnlnic on (he gale
And tliae wife.
Meaoiage
"I did not quite gm her the meaning
of nunu of your recent remarks."
"They were Inleiifled," replied Sen
ator Korchum, "to ahow a dlapoaidoo
lo he aiK'lnhle and nut coiitroverHlnL
Anything with a direct lucanlng In It
la liable to be regarded aa Irritating
and noiirnnatructlve." Waahlngtoo
Ktur.
The Rea.oa for It
Maude She claim alie la the moat
niodeat girl In the world.
Anna I can't Uiideintand her con
tention on Hint part, ribe ue lots
of paint on her face.
Maude Well, the cluims Hint ll to
hide ber blushes.
Farm Note
Tlmmone And you turned down the
Job Henator Creeti ofTered you aa bis
private eocretnryt
Simmon Yes, you ace I would
have had to sign all hi letter. Grevo
l-r Slinmon. CapH?r'a Wei-kly.
PERFECTLY WORTHLESS
"Ile'a perfectly worthlea, but al
ways talking in If he's going lo sol
Dm world on tire."
"Well, If he ever doe, aomehody
will have to give hlin the mutches."
Beat Meal
"Pinner may -tie plraaant.
Bo may aoelal la.
But yet, mmhlnka, the brenkfaat
le beat of all the thrae."
A Warning
Mr. Muggln ll'a ruining and Mr.
Cordon wants to go home, and I have
no umbrella to lend ber except my
new one. Can't I let her have yoursj
Mr. Mugglna Hardly. The only um
brella I've got Inn bur huabnnd'a name
on the handle.
Overtime at Boaa' Club
Employer What la this Item of four
hunt overtime work agalnat your
name?
Chief llerk-Oh, that la the evening
yuu took pie up to your club, air.
On the Job
Mrs. Knngg I told you to wntch lit
tle June Marie whlW I waa "tit and
you've lot her cut her new dreaa all
to rage.
Her 1 liif bund 1 know. I wna watch
lug her while aha did It Did you wlah
me to Interfere?
, Not So Bad
"Yon any your aon has gone to the
had, but you don'l look aa If It wor
ried you."
"It dneaii't. He haa boon appointed
hnnliiln at the stale pcnltvnilury.
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Fact and Fiction
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Itlch bachelor ancle marry Just
about the time yon think they're safe.
Rosa Ball Blue delights the house
wife. Makes clothe whiter than snow.
At yonr Grocer's. Adv.
The uncommonly smart boy la lucky
to bare common aense In after years.
OLD FOLKS SAY
DR. CALDWELL
WAS RIGHT
The bui of treating aicknee has not
thanmd ainoe Dr. Caldwell left Medial
College In 1ST 5, nor line be placed on
the market the laxative preeenption be
had uer-d in hi practice.
He treated eonitipation, biiiouineae.
knularhee, mental depreaaion, indigv-etion,
our ttomack and other indiapoeition
entirely by mean of cimple vegetable
uurative, herb and root. Theaa are
etui the bui of Or. Caldwell' 8jtob
Pepiin, a combination of eenoA and
other mild berba, with pepain.
The aimpler the remedy for eonaiipa.
tion, the eaier for th child and for yon.
And aa yon can get reault a mild
and safe way by uaing Dr. Caldwell'
Byrup Pepain, why take cbances with
trong drugt
A bottle will laat aeveral month, a4
all can nae it. It la pleaaant to the
taate, gentle in action, and free from
narcotic. Elderly people find it ideal.
All drug (tore have the geoemu bottle,
or write "Srrup Pepein," Dept. BB,
Monticcllo. Illinoi. for free trial bottle.
We often bear of the eweet aim-
pllclty of childhood, but every mother
considers her baby cunning.
"I took Lydia E Pinkham'i
Vegetable Compound before
my first baby was bora and I
am taking it now fot my weak
ened condition after the birth
of my second boy. Although I
never have put on any flesh
I am feeling good now and
the Vegetable Compound has
helped me in every way. It i
surely a wonderful medicine
and I will be glad to answer
letters for I recommend it
hiBhly."-Mn. Fred W. Dairy,
Madison, Kansas.
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