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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (April 26, 1929)
A OUR COMIC SECTION Off the Concrete SAME PRESCRIPTION HE WROTE IN 1892 When Dr. Caldwell atartod to prattle moillniit, back In J K76, tha nifilt fr lamllvt were Hot at groat aa today, lwplt IIvihI normal livea, ata plum, wholeaotiie ("oil, ami got plenty of freah air. Hut tvi'ii tint early tlnre wnre dnutio pliynie ami purps (or th rollof uf coiintipalion which t'r. CaJdwtll did lint Iwlitivn wnr good (r In i in mi being, Tha nrrwrlptlon (ir coiialipatlon that ha um'iI early In his practice, aiil which ba put in drug ntcp' In 1V2 uunVr th naiua ol r. C'alilwill'a Kyrup Prpaln. la a lltiii viyrliihl remedy, iiitrmlnl for women, childrrn and elderly iwonlt, and they nml lust iUrU a tuild. aal U'wrl allmuliuit. Tula prescription hat proven lit worth and la now Ilia lrgtt anlllng liquid laxativ. It hut won tin conlhh-nr of iwopte who amlnd It to get relief from iradachr. Lilluumm llatillence, Itidl- C cation, Iota of appetite and elerp, 11 rvalh, (lj-'la, culd, fevere. At your druggist, or wrIU "Nvrun l'rinin," 11. lth Muntioello, llluiula, fur fro trial bulUo, For Galled Horses Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh Al attlm m odtrWl to nhJ war mm Ut tat kntoibilMiM4 Martian Transformer A Hnulllnn Inventor recently an Oounrod that lie hn perfected de vice to mail wulklng swlftrr and hat tlroaoinn. The apparatus, which he rnlli Miirthm trniikfornicr, weighs liout two pounds and l attnched to His back. It la supposed t,o energise Ilia nervous system, to that otia niny hike long distance over tilth motin tit In with iniull expenditure of bodily energy. With iliullnr device weighing about 33 pound, the In editor t-lnlm Ihnt one niny tnka off In aerial flight Ilk bird. A yet. how ever, no practical demonstration hnv been riven. Tina Hull Hlue goo further, make clot In-! whiter than liquid l'.luo. I.r(f package at C.roeer. Adr. Fair Eschaage Wlillo the liidlifiiiiiit nmyor of Lim oges, France, aaalsted by scores ol rltlrona, win ruldlim the liumiti ol tlilevra nnd cnnrnlfra, the (iinitiitpri rnldid the Hy hnll, ami all th money lo the drawers, and Bt away with the aiifs after having nil net) havoc with the IntiTlor of the build Intf. Spanlia Stilt Walker In Hpnln no parade I coniplet without III rontlngrnt of atllt wnlker who are attired lo colorful mnaueradr rtiimpa "tT- 'A OST people depend on Bayef A1 Aspirin to make ihort work of lieadaclici, but did you know it't Just as effective in the worse pa in I from neuralgia or neuritis t Rheu matic pains, too. Don't luffcr when Payer Aspirin ean bring1 complete comfort without delay, and without harm; it docs not affect the heart. In every package of genuine Bayer Aspirin are proven directtoni with which everyone should be familiar, (or they can spare much needless luffcrinj. SPIRIN Aiptnn ! Hit marl of Rim ManiiftetaN U MuuwaUtxujMUf al UcUcol4 SCHOOL FOR MEN Tnhtac l SUSINMI. TRADES rtOFUSIONI Knroll Htiji tlnn. Hiiil fur lllrrntur ORtOON INtTITUTI OP TICMNOLO01 V.al.U. A. lllilg. rortund. Ung ut f f f and 60 of arninga. V QZL Writ tcr creuU f yf W hare no taUtmao. g w Bank rafarancaa. THE PEXEL CO. Food Producti 119 N. 4th St., Camden, N. J. A BAD JOB A fiirnior and hla wlfo went to London on a vIhH, mid whllu doing (lie alk'lila lln-y went to tin urt gul lory. AiiMiiitf aoine rcproducilona of climate art tliey ciime to one more Irlliliig t tut i) the rvat and tiiitilrvd wlmt It wua. "Tliul.- afild the attendunt. "la a ri'iiroiluiiloii of (he finiioui Venui de Mil", the perfect wiinnin," The fiirmcr giiKcd for some time, nnd (lion glnniliiK lit hi wife re timrked: "My num. Hopiile, ilicy uiude a num o' thi'e." tdeiif. It Carrlat a Tkraat Jnck 8u your fnlhcr ili-uiiirred at llrnt hwnii he illdii't want to loae you. Kthel Yea, hut I won hi conaont I told Mm thnt he ncid not loae nie; we could live with ;din, an he would not only linve inn but a ion In law to iMHlt. Jnck M ini I don't like the exprea lnli "to boot." What lh Wif. Cot Henry IVik I don't aee wlmt I got out of till niurrliiga. You get every cent of my anlnry. lira. I'i'ck Jiikt llaten to you I Don't I pny your Income tml HAD A PROFESSION "He ha a profraalnn, ehF "Sun you couldn't get blm work." to Facta aad Tntorie Thouah einaitln loavta our mlna plav4 out By arh untHthnmabta claim, plod aloni and b no d"ubt Kartb will top golnf. )ut the aama. Tee Commoa "I thought mire Jim would marry one of the twin." "No; he mid If he couldn't have an exclualve model he wouldn't have ny." A Fruity Jail Flrat Ctrl I hav prune every morning. Second C.lrl-What of It I 1 have (lute every night. AT THE GALLERY "I lou t you lliluk ll a grenl vi position of feiimli tluurrst" "In the aeime of exioure, yea." Diiproportioa Tha mall man with runruaton fllla Th oilndp nt ihimt ht mrrln. How can ht On.l to manr hllta Anil trlna to frw rrrtlpiat Sucetit air. Hunk How did he ever be come an urt crllkt Mr. Hi.gi.' lie used to pus on hi tvlfv's coinplexloa Tha Only Way LoiiL'woil Therc'a a limn who hn the IiihI word In an argument with my wlfo. Jualwoil InipoaHllile. Longweil Thnt' rlL'ht. He' hor di titlht. Hut he hud to llll her niout with H rnlilier ilii in, three lingers, thuinh, mirror, ninl drill to do It Ht't Cured "II ii vp you III ken correspondence conrm'7 "Yea I never write to women now -London ('nlllng. Oh, That'a Diffarent Mr. Clreene My lumhiiml haan't tlept for two n I flit a Mrs. Wlillo Mine hasn't alepl for two week. . Mr, (ircene Wlmt't the trouble, Insomnia? Mr. White No, poker. Idrntifiad First Fnrmer I've got a frenk on my furm. If s two-l gged culf. Second Fiirnier I know. He mine gif 3 I PIP VOimwtlHlS IN ftR,0NfttrlOM WVJtR. Ort .VJtKt VDU T(7Wtv Tliat fkinry unit VA ? I vnii ehnT HERE AMNE 'I ICwttfit, W N .0.1 FINNEY OF THE FORCE -a . , MAT TUtRf- I iVtAMlHOTO " ,OHAW WiLUX WaflcwaLiKf TAavf I have ttiMAMSTED-M yft PflAVFfd P55TI l-l I ? v i LIl U I i HI m n "xA -7-V V I t 1 " ' M U:: B! 1 CH(JK-k--' 1 I I V T' Vf. II BkluJfctN IMC - - 17.1 laJtiinii 1 I I TfA 'JL WtatraKtwpap.rPalaa I I I - :V I M AtftaaQrjl THE FEATHERHEADS Even the Radio Kids Felix -sss s-aB-afBjs- W Y nN .SYAta ONVN e?0SH. TS A VJOMPEP. 100V. AT THAT STEEPING .-ri, ri 1vT XAftWi nit J VOU MAN AO c. o iw On THc YJAV j nin ht ijii i criMW- A COTTER"" LEFT 0TriE i C l or Mi ri Jl J6K8 OFVooCS-DOHfyi , , A.tJ5 ?l MM) COAT. v get ccabcv i . &.srs v riviMvi mww i t 1 100ST KMOW INHERE-1 iTf m Something More Personal A.Sour Stomach In the same time It tiikei a done of soda to bring a little temporary relief of gn nnd sour stomnch, I'lillllp Milk of Magnesia hn acidity complete ly checked, and the digestive organ all trnnqulllzcd. Once you have tried till form of relief you will cease to worry about your diet aol experience a now freedom In eating. This pk-nmint preparation 1 Just aa good for children, too. Cxe It when- ever coated tongoe or fetid breath signals need of a sweetener. Physi cians will tell yon that every spoon ful of I'hllllp Milk of Magnesia neu tralizes many times Its volume In acid. Get the genuine, the Dame I'bllllp I Important. Imitations do not act the samel PHILLIPS Milk . of Magnesia Tba Road to Succata Senator SliortrldKe tuld at a din ner In San Francisco: "Millionaires nnd multimillion aires never run for President They know they'd be defeated." , "Why Is It," a lady asked, "that the people wouldn't accept a mil lionaire President?" "Because, madnm," said Senator Shortrldge, "on the road to success i few keep to the right." T&ose Who Dance ItTUST pay th piper and all &. wna aun tA outcry of 1 1 I ihkiiii in new or mm Know l.l iLWhyaotthaktAUra'tFoot-BM III latovoujthaca?ItUuietthtfhctMa S am tht thoet, tad makttdaaaaa r walkiaa rtal joy. Allen's FootEase iwFrtWtotittt'tFoof" 1 Eat Waltinf Uoll. idortii I Aiten't Fxx-Lt, LtRof.N. Y. Millioat Uia Tnnnal More thun lu.otiu.oxw New York or New Jersey bound motorist who piloted 7,(ViU.713 automobile and 1.- T.'iO.tltiU tmck of all sizes and de scriptions, paid U-Vni.tKHi to use the Holland tunnel lest year. School Children's Sicknata Children lose about 4 per cent of the possible day of attendunce at school on account of sickness, accord Ins to an article by Pr. flush S. Cum mins of the United State public .health service. What Will dot X . 7 .m K When your Children Ciy for It There Is hardly a household that aiisn't heard of Cnstorlu I At least five nillllon homes nro never without It If there aro children In your family, there' almost dully need of Ita com fort And any. night may find you ery t'..nnliful there a bottle In the house, lust a few drops, and that colic or . conntlpatlon Is relieved; or diarrhea checked. A venetuble product ; a baby remedy meant for young folks. Castorlu Is about the only thing you have ever1 hi'iird doctors advise giving to Infunts. , Ktmnser medicines are dangerous to a Iny baby, however harmless they may le to grown ups. Good old Coitorlal Iteniember the name, and remember to buy It It may spare you a sleep less, anxious night It I alway ready, nhvay safe to use ; In emergencies, or fur everyday ailments. Any hour of th day or night that Paby become fret fill, or restless. Cnstorla was neyer more popular with mother than It I today. Every druggist ha It 1 J RS" ; -73- 7.x Pv over to cnll on my duuuhlei lust mm ) tTtatara HtwtpaptrCBloa Dlght I - : 1 437. JrV fjtSt..n.-