A
OUR COMIC SECTION
Off the Concrete
SAME PRESCRIPTION
HE WROTE IN 1892
When Dr. Caldwell atartod to prattle
moillniit, back In J K76, tha nifilt fr
lamllvt were Hot at groat aa today,
lwplt IIvihI normal livea, ata plum,
wholeaotiie ("oil, ami got plenty of freah
air. Hut tvi'ii tint early tlnre wnre
dnutio pliynie ami purps (or th rollof
uf coiintipalion which t'r. CaJdwtll did
lint Iwlitivn wnr good (r In i in mi being,
Tha nrrwrlptlon (ir coiialipatlon that
ha um'iI early In his practice, aiil which
ba put in drug ntcp' In 1V2 uunVr th
naiua ol r. C'alilwill'a Kyrup Prpaln.
la a lltiii viyrliihl remedy, iiitrmlnl
for women, childrrn and elderly iwonlt,
and they nml lust iUrU a tuild. aal
U'wrl allmuliuit.
Tula prescription hat proven lit worth
and la now Ilia lrgtt anlllng liquid
laxativ. It hut won tin conlhh-nr of
iwopte who amlnd It to get relief from
iradachr. Lilluumm llatillence, Itidl-
C cation, Iota of appetite and elerp, 11
rvalh, (lj-'la, culd, fevere. At your
druggist, or wrIU "Nvrun l'rinin,"
11. lth Muntioello, llluiula, fur fro
trial bulUo,
For Galled Horses
Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh
Al attlm m odtrWl to nhJ war mm Ut tat
kntoibilMiM4
Martian Transformer
A Hnulllnn Inventor recently an
Oounrod that lie hn perfected de
vice to mail wulklng swlftrr and hat
tlroaoinn. The apparatus, which he
rnlli Miirthm trniikfornicr, weighs
liout two pounds and l attnched to
His back. It la supposed t,o energise
Ilia nervous system, to that otia niny
hike long distance over tilth motin
tit In with iniull expenditure of
bodily energy. With iliullnr device
weighing about 33 pound, the In
editor t-lnlm Ihnt one niny tnka off In
aerial flight Ilk bird. A yet. how
ever, no practical demonstration
hnv been riven.
Tina Hull Hlue goo further, make
clot In-! whiter than liquid l'.luo. I.r(f
package at C.roeer. Adr.
Fair Eschaage
Wlillo the liidlifiiiiiit nmyor of Lim
oges, France, aaalsted by scores ol
rltlrona, win ruldlim the liumiti ol
tlilevra nnd cnnrnlfra, the (iinitiitpri
rnldid the Hy hnll, ami all th
money lo the drawers, and Bt away
with the aiifs after having nil net)
havoc with the IntiTlor of the build
Intf.
Spanlia Stilt Walker
In Hpnln no parade I coniplet
without III rontlngrnt of atllt wnlker
who are attired lo colorful mnaueradr
rtiimpa
"tT- 'A
OST people depend on Bayef
A1 Aspirin to make ihort work of
lieadaclici, but did you know it't
Just as effective in the worse pa in I
from neuralgia or neuritis t Rheu
matic pains, too. Don't luffcr when
Payer Aspirin ean bring1 complete
comfort without delay, and without
harm; it docs not affect the heart.
In every package of genuine Bayer
Aspirin are proven directtoni with
which everyone should be familiar,
(or they can spare much needless
luffcrinj.
SPIRIN
Aiptnn ! Hit marl of Rim ManiiftetaN
U MuuwaUtxujMUf al UcUcol4
SCHOOL FOR MEN
Tnhtac l SUSINMI. TRADES rtOFUSIONI
Knroll Htiji tlnn. Hiiil fur lllrrntur
ORtOON INtTITUTI OP TICMNOLO01
V.al.U. A. lllilg. rortund. Ung ut
f f f and 60 of arninga.
V QZL Writ tcr creuU
f yf W hare no taUtmao.
g w Bank rafarancaa.
THE PEXEL CO.
Food Producti
119 N. 4th St., Camden, N. J.
A BAD JOB
A fiirnior and hla wlfo went to
London on a vIhH, mid whllu doing
(lie alk'lila lln-y went to tin urt gul
lory. AiiMiiitf aoine rcproducilona of
climate art tliey ciime to one more
Irlliliig t tut i) the rvat and tiiitilrvd
wlmt It wua.
"Tliul.- afild the attendunt. "la a
ri'iiroiluiiloii of (he finiioui Venui de
Mil", the perfect wiinnin,"
The fiirmcr giiKcd for some time,
nnd (lion glnniliiK lit hi wife re
timrked: "My num. Hopiile, ilicy uiude a num
o' thi'e." tdeiif.
It Carrlat a Tkraat
Jnck 8u your fnlhcr ili-uiiirred at
llrnt hwnii he illdii't want to loae
you.
Kthel Yea, hut I won hi conaont
I told Mm thnt he ncid not loae nie;
we could live with ;din, an he would
not only linve inn but a ion In law to
iMHlt.
Jnck M ini I don't like the exprea
lnli "to boot."
What lh Wif. Cot
Henry IVik I don't aee wlmt I got
out of till niurrliiga. You get every
cent of my anlnry.
lira. I'i'ck Jiikt llaten to you I
Don't I pny your Income tml
HAD A PROFESSION
"He ha a profraalnn, ehF
"Sun you couldn't get blm
work."
to
Facta aad Tntorie
Thouah einaitln loavta our mlna
plav4 out
By arh untHthnmabta claim,
plod aloni and b no d"ubt
Kartb will top golnf. )ut the aama.
Tee Commoa
"I thought mire Jim would marry
one of the twin."
"No; he mid If he couldn't have
an exclualve model he wouldn't have
ny."
A Fruity Jail
Flrat Ctrl I hav prune every
morning.
Second C.lrl-What of It I 1 have
(lute every night.
AT THE GALLERY
"I lou t you lliluk ll a grenl vi
position of feiimli tluurrst"
"In the aeime of exioure, yea."
Diiproportioa
Tha mall man with runruaton fllla
Th oilndp nt ihimt ht mrrln.
How can ht On.l to manr hllta
Anil trlna to frw rrrtlpiat
Sucetit
air. Hunk How did he ever be
come an urt crllkt
Mr. Hi.gi.' lie used to pus on hi
tvlfv's coinplexloa
Tha Only Way
LoiiL'woil Therc'a a limn who hn
the IiihI word In an argument with
my wlfo.
Jualwoil InipoaHllile.
Longweil Thnt' rlL'ht. He'
hor
di titlht. Hut he hud to llll her niout
with H rnlilier ilii in, three lingers,
thuinh, mirror, ninl drill to do It
Ht't Cured
"II ii vp you III ken correspondence
conrm'7
"Yea I never write to women now
-London ('nlllng.
Oh, That'a Diffarent
Mr. Clreene My lumhiiml haan't
tlept for two n I flit a
Mrs. Wlillo Mine hasn't alepl for
two week.
. Mr, (ircene Wlmt't the trouble,
Insomnia?
Mr. White No, poker.
Idrntifiad
First Fnrmer I've got a frenk on
my furm. If s two-l gged culf.
Second Fiirnier I know. He mine
gif
3 I
PIP VOimwtlHlS IN ftR,0NfttrlOM WVJtR.
Ort .VJtKt VDU T(7Wtv
Tliat fkinry unit VA ?
I vnii ehnT HERE AMNE
'I
ICwttfit, W N .0.1
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
-a . , MAT TUtRf- I iVtAMlHOTO " ,OHAW WiLUX
WaflcwaLiKf TAavf I have ttiMAMSTED-M yft PflAVFfd P55TI
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WtatraKtwpap.rPalaa I I I - :V I M AtftaaQrjl
THE FEATHERHEADS Even the Radio Kids Felix
-sss s-aB-afBjs-
W Y nN .SYAta ONVN
e?0SH. TS A VJOMPEP.
100V. AT THAT STEEPING
.-ri, ri 1vT XAftWi nit J
VOU MAN AO c. o iw
On THc YJAV j
nin ht ijii i criMW-
A COTTER""
LEFT 0TriE
i C l or Mi ri
Jl J6K8 OFVooCS-DOHfyi , , A.tJ5 ?l MM) COAT.
v get ccabcv i . &.srs v riviMvi mww i t
1
100ST KMOW
INHERE-1 iTf
m
Something More Personal
A.Sour
Stomach
In the same time It tiikei a done of
soda to bring a little temporary relief
of gn nnd sour stomnch, I'lillllp
Milk of Magnesia hn acidity complete
ly checked, and the digestive organ
all trnnqulllzcd. Once you have tried
till form of relief you will cease to
worry about your diet aol experience
a now freedom In eating.
This pk-nmint preparation 1 Just aa
good for children, too. Cxe It when-
ever coated tongoe or fetid breath
signals need of a sweetener. Physi
cians will tell yon that every spoon
ful of I'hllllp Milk of Magnesia neu
tralizes many times Its volume In acid.
Get the genuine, the Dame I'bllllp I
Important. Imitations do not act the
samel
PHILLIPS
Milk .
of Magnesia
Tba Road to Succata
Senator SliortrldKe tuld at a din
ner In San Francisco:
"Millionaires nnd multimillion
aires never run for President They
know they'd be defeated." ,
"Why Is It," a lady asked, "that
the people wouldn't accept a mil
lionaire President?"
"Because, madnm," said Senator
Shortrldge, "on the road to success
i few keep to the right."
T&ose Who Dance
ItTUST pay th piper and all
&. wna aun tA outcry of 1 1 I
ihkiiii in new or mm Know l.l
iLWhyaotthaktAUra'tFoot-BM III
latovoujthaca?ItUuietthtfhctMa S
am tht thoet, tad makttdaaaaa
r walkiaa rtal joy.
Allen's
FootEase
iwFrtWtotittt'tFoof" 1
Eat Waltinf Uoll. idortii I
Aiten't Fxx-Lt, LtRof.N. Y.
Millioat Uia Tnnnal
More thun lu.otiu.oxw New York or
New Jersey bound motorist who
piloted 7,(ViU.713 automobile and 1.-
T.'iO.tltiU tmck of all sizes and de
scriptions, paid U-Vni.tKHi to use the
Holland tunnel lest year.
School Children's Sicknata
Children lose about 4 per cent of
the possible day of attendunce at
school on account of sickness, accord
Ins to an article by Pr. flush S. Cum
mins of the United State public
.health service.
What Will
dot X
. 7 .m K
When your
Children Ciy
for It
There Is hardly a household that
aiisn't heard of Cnstorlu I At least five
nillllon homes nro never without It If
there aro children In your family,
there' almost dully need of Ita com
fort And any. night may find you ery
t'..nnliful there a bottle In the house,
lust a few drops, and that colic or .
conntlpatlon Is relieved; or diarrhea
checked. A venetuble product ; a baby
remedy meant for young folks. Castorlu
Is about the only thing you have ever1
hi'iird doctors advise giving to Infunts. ,
Ktmnser medicines are dangerous to a
Iny baby, however harmless they may
le to grown ups. Good old Coitorlal
Iteniember the name, and remember
to buy It It may spare you a sleep
less, anxious night It I alway ready,
nhvay safe to use ; In emergencies, or
fur everyday ailments. Any hour of th
day or night that Paby become fret
fill, or restless. Cnstorla was neyer
more popular with mother than It I
today. Every druggist ha It
1 J
RS" ; -73-
7.x Pv
over to cnll on my duuuhlei lust
mm
) tTtatara HtwtpaptrCBloa
Dlght
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