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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (March 22, 1929)
OUR COMIC SECTION D Along the Concrete Makes Life Sweeter Next tlmo a cul I'd tongue, fclld breath, or nrrlil Hk In give evidence of sour aloiunch try riillllp Milk of hlugiicslu I lict acquainted with tliU perfect nn ti n clil Unit help tlio system keep otiml n ml sweet. Tlmt every stomach Deed nt II iiii-m. Tuko It whenever benrty meal bring nny discomfort, Milk of MiigucHln him won Oieillcnl endorsement. Anil convinced million of men mid women II117 didn't have "Indigestion." lon't diet, mid don't ufferj Just rememlier Phillip, l'lonsunt la tuke, ami nlwnye effective. The name Phillip I Important i It Identities th genuine product. "Milk Of Magnelu" has ken the IT, H. regis tered trade nuirk of the Charles II. I'hllllpe Chemical Co. and It pre Accessor Clinrlii II. riillllii ltiee 1873. PHILLIPS IT Milk , of Magnesia A double wedding la una kind of four In band tie. cn a The Reflections of a Young Married Woman re not pleasant It he U delicate, run down, or oTtr worked. Bh fel "played-out" Her m 1 1 and good spirits hav taken flight It worrle ber buahand as wall at herself, Om hui mm "All s witW aft 1 hv uktn Ur. I'mkv'i awaltta hn hi need a hflp. Ins 'Fsnvtal FrmuptMi' mtn nrrv u, ck and ian1uwn tfwl M hu Mff li d to Ulp M Mid tw; Um 'buMm Mnlml liia ami' I I'Kind i la u n hen ionic. Il boIMs ap snd huVbm lbs Mml nlmo SKanwk tmlal and M esrsla-M to Uss hi IMlniiinM 10 put out's sterna In md oondl Itan "- Mrs, Gmk Utku. J64 Grand An., )'utlen4. Or, All dealers. Um bottle, liquid II IS: Tablet II IS and U rents. Writ) Dr. I'terr'. Buffalo. N. T, U yon deslr traa medical advice. LIFE'S 1 3 UTILE Ih CRYPTIC ENOUGH Educated Egyptlun You huve no wniiilcrfiil hlernglyplili'i In America, no myHterliius lnm-rlptlona, no Indfcl pherntile relict of nn ancient literature whoiie secret the wine men bave tried In vmId to dlacnver, American Tourlxt (humbly) No. we haven't any of those things, I admit Hut (brlKhtenlnic tip) we have our rallroud tlme-tuble. Kiirly bird (-( the worm and the nrly rat I'll the bird. It May Be VfTien jour Children Ciy for It Cnstorln la comfort when Rubr fretful. No sooner taken than the IIUl fine la nt eiine. If rent less, a few dro Mm lirliiR roiitentment. Nn harm done, for CiiMlnrlii I a baby remedy, meant fur Imble. Perfectly wife to jrlve th yntmirirt Infant; you tinvt the doctora' word for Unit I It la a veiretiible pro duct nnd you could use It every day, Hut It'a In nn emerxenry Hint ('Hfltorln men n most. Home lilht when consti pation must be relieved or colic pnlni or other sufferlnit. Never Iw wllliout It ; some mothers keep nn extrn Itottle, unopened, to make aura there will ai win a ne Cnstorln In the house. It li effective for older children, too; rent the book thnt come with It A Loony Couple "Tt.ty sny Itougs I craiy on the subject of golf and bis wife 1 equally crazy over auction sule." "Ye, and the funny part of It la tlier both talk In their aleco. The other nlcht I lodger In the next flat heard Ilocir shout 'Fore!' and Imme diately Mrs. Koggs yelled 'Kour and a qua rter.' WHY MINDS ARE CLEAN FINNEY OF THE FORCE Finney's Pride Touched W rW eleVaMaVSl H A HAD FCftSOT ASO) Sk 7T wo urt X f WAVer J M HE-wwskeRS A. This Little Girl Cot Well Quick "Just after her thlri birthday, my little daughter, Connie, had a serious attack of In testinal flu,'' says Mrs II. W. Turnnge, 211 Cadwalder St., Ban Antonio, Teia. "II left her very weak und pule, iler bowels wouldn't act right, she had no appetite and nothing agreed with her. "Our physician told us to give hei some California Kla; Syrup. It mada her pick op right away, and now she I a robust and happy as any child In our neighborhood. I give California Fig Hyrup full credit for her wonder ful condition. It la a great thing fol -children." Children like the rich, fruity tasta of California Fig fynip, and you can give It to them a often a they need It because It Is purely vegetable. For over .V) year leading physician bave recommended It, and Us overwhelming sale record of over four million bot tle a year show It gives satisfaction. Nothing compare with It a a gentle but certain laxative, and It goes fur. ther thnn this. It regulates the stom ach and bowels and gives tone am) strength to these organs so they con tinue to act normally, of their own accord. There are many Imitation of Cali fornia Fig Syrup, so look for the name. "California" on the carton to be aura yon get the genuine. Forbidden fruit la always wormy. Ituss Ball Blue goes farther, make clothes whiter than liquid Blue. Largl package at Grocers. Adv. flardly ever soft snaps. She Women's minds are so mocbl rleaner than men's. He Yeh! Because they change them so often. Cbifgers Bite Antics to h, liuit to duat; If tht tourlat don't bit Th rhlgaers musk (If - - Ww Wutt. Effort. Mr. Wells Yes, slree. the cook re fined to drive out In our car when I offered It to her. Hubby Wells What excuse did she give? Mrs. Wells Suid she wouldn't ride unless It was a self-starter, as crank- Ins It reminded her o much of washing machine. DR. CALDWELL'S THREE RULES THE FEATHERHEADS The Parlor Flop E9 Sa7 1 f t Bilious ? Tali M-rUnt Rstrsor krht. You'll ba "At ami Ana" br momlns tones ahaf, haadaeh ( SPpaUtt tau-k. bowalt acUnf pUaaantlr. Wlkiui W lack I oriDttaa. ForoMMtlMUoa, to. Boa tar than sny Bar kuuMrra, So, mild, purely vtgeiabU- Bo Swsmpeol With 'Em "Too bad you ludles are not giving rummage sule right now," remarked Mr. tlroiich. "Vhr asked hi wife, suspiciously. "liecnuse I know a lot of men who iiluilly would contribute smoking Jack ets, bathrobes, bed-mum sllpiers and boxes of rlpirs to It." he growled. WANTED TO LEARN nil' ft J tact ed w wjew 2j J w cow.ut mc woo u Ml 1 1 1 fiUCSTJ A8B ABOUT b VOO A CA.QO TRICK t FEllA J f I li I 7 I P QYAWrjNSACrtOTHEOS fl I U Dl) WOTWtQ DAV-TAKS I V i; ' 1 1 1 Ml II II II II 111 I -r 7'M If r 'Ny A IITir If t,v U II fXaf. 1 1 I II vl I fl -.. r-A m I .-n5 I .,x H-t r 1 II la. I V"1 r II W ....... t I A iy ill lhamp J . a etr Dr. Ctldwvll watched tit resulU of rout i pit ion for 47 yean, and beiurod that do matter how careful peopl are of their health, die and tiarciaa, eoa tipatioo wilt occur from titna to tim. 01 next importaxoa, than, is how to traa it when it com fa. Dr. Cmld-rell always was in favor of getting as cloae to utur as poaaibla, hence hi remedy for eonaU pation is a mild vegetable eumpound. It can not harm the moat delicate ayitem and Is not habit forming. Th Doctor never did appror of dras tic physic and purges. He did not believe they wer good for human beings to put Into their system. Use Strop Pepaia for yourself and members of th family la constipation, biliousness, aoor snd erampy stomach, bad breath, bo appetite, head aches, snd to break up fever sad cold. Get a bottle today, at any drugstore and observe these three rules of health t Keep th head cool, th feet warm, th bowel pen. For a Ires trial Dottle, niat writ ' Syrup Peptia," Dept. BB, UonUoallo. Illinois. Mending wntche and clocks Is on way to Improve time. Bus Bull Blue, I want Insist, don't accept substitute. Grocer ell coast to const. Adv. Necessity mny bring man Into ourt, but It know no law. Instructor So you want to learn how to run your cur? Iteciile Oh. deur. no the engine doe Unit. I want to learu bow to I guide It. If you please. Bargain Bliss Ws cannot make barsaln of bit Or kern them Ilk nhi la nsta; But sometime th thins our lit mlssr Help mar iha th thing tnt It I Zero ia Car Blinks lie' nlwuy boustlng about what III car ran do. Jlnka tluh 1 I've been nut With him In that old tub and any car abend has na much rlinnre of Ileitis Passed by hi m a o full-length mirror ba by a pietty gin. Meticulous "They seem very particular your paper.' I Should sny ea I believe If they found a colon upside dowu, It would huv to be altered.'' on Clever Boy Reggie Bull Jove, you know Fcrdy ha ii n accomplishment I would I could do. Percy A new dunce? Reggie No, but the clever chap can actually yuwn without taking bis cigarette from his mouth. 1 I 7 i iw ' e IMII396I) lydla E Tlnkham'g Vegfr table ComDOund b a wonde ful medicine at the Change of Life. I would get blue spells and just walk the floor. Iwasnerv Ana -rtnU rrf aWn of nidKl ana was not able to do my wotk. I know if It had not been for your medicine I would have been in bed most of this time and had a big doctor's bill If women would only take your medicine they would be bet ter." Mn. Anna Weavtr, R. F. D. No. a, Rose Hill, Iowa. Discharged by th Whale ' Mr. Jonah I want to know what you were doing In the whtilet iiiiiii Jonah Laboring. Mr. Jonah Then you were thrown I nut of work. At Druggist ooIt 25
