OUR COMIC SECTION
D
Along the Concrete
Makes Life
Sweeter
Next tlmo a cul I'd tongue, fclld
breath, or nrrlil Hk In give evidence
of sour aloiunch try riillllp Milk of
hlugiicslu I
lict acquainted with tliU perfect nn
ti n clil Unit help tlio system keep
otiml n ml sweet. Tlmt every stomach
Deed nt II iiii-m. Tuko It whenever
benrty meal bring nny discomfort,
Milk of MiigucHln him won
Oieillcnl endorsement. Anil convinced
million of men mid women II117 didn't
have "Indigestion." lon't diet, mid
don't ufferj Just rememlier Phillip,
l'lonsunt la tuke, ami nlwnye effective.
The name Phillip I Important i It
Identities th genuine product. "Milk
Of Magnelu" has ken the IT, H. regis
tered trade nuirk of the Charles II.
I'hllllpe Chemical Co. and It pre
Accessor Clinrlii II. riillllii ltiee 1873.
PHILLIPS
IT Milk ,
of Magnesia
A double wedding la una kind of
four In band tie.
cn
a
The Reflections of a Young
Married Woman
re not pleasant It
he U delicate, run
down, or oTtr
worked. Bh fel
"played-out" Her
m 1 1 and good
spirits hav taken
flight It worrle ber
buahand as wall at
herself,
Om hui mm "All s witW aft 1
hv uktn Ur. I'mkv'i awaltta hn hi need
a hflp. Ins 'Fsnvtal FrmuptMi' mtn nrrv
u, ck and ian1uwn tfwl M hu Mff li d
to Ulp M Mid tw; Um 'buMm Mnlml liia
ami' I I'Kind i la u n hen ionic.
Il boIMs ap snd huVbm lbs Mml nlmo
SKanwk tmlal and M esrsla-M to Uss hi
IMlniiinM 10 put out's sterna In md oondl
Itan "- Mrs, Gmk Utku. J64 Grand An.,
)'utlen4. Or,
All dealers. Um bottle, liquid
II IS: Tablet II IS and U rents.
Writ) Dr. I'terr'. Buffalo. N. T, U
yon deslr traa medical advice.
LIFE'S 1 3
UTILE Ih
CRYPTIC ENOUGH
Educated Egyptlun You huve no
wniiilcrfiil hlernglyplili'i In America,
no myHterliius lnm-rlptlona, no Indfcl
pherntile relict of nn ancient literature
whoiie secret the wine men bave tried
In vmId to dlacnver,
American Tourlxt (humbly) No. we
haven't any of those things, I admit
Hut (brlKhtenlnic tip) we have our
rallroud tlme-tuble.
Kiirly bird (-( the worm and the
nrly rat I'll the bird.
It May Be
VfTien jour
Children Ciy
for It
Cnstorln la comfort when Rubr
fretful. No sooner taken than the IIUl
fine la nt eiine. If rent less, a few dro
Mm lirliiR roiitentment. Nn harm done,
for CiiMlnrlii I a baby remedy, meant
fur Imble. Perfectly wife to jrlve th
yntmirirt Infant; you tinvt the doctora'
word for Unit I It la a veiretiible pro
duct nnd you could use It every day,
Hut It'a In nn emerxenry Hint ('Hfltorln
men n most. Home lilht when consti
pation must be relieved or colic pnlni
or other sufferlnit. Never Iw wllliout
It ; some mothers keep nn extrn Itottle,
unopened, to make aura there will ai
win a ne Cnstorln In the house. It li
effective for older children, too; rent
the book thnt come with It
A Loony Couple
"Tt.ty sny Itougs I craiy on the
subject of golf and bis wife 1 equally
crazy over auction sule."
"Ye, and the funny part of It la
tlier both talk In their aleco. The
other nlcht I lodger In the next flat
heard Ilocir shout 'Fore!' and Imme
diately Mrs. Koggs yelled 'Kour and a
qua rter.'
WHY MINDS ARE CLEAN
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
Finney's Pride Touched
W rW eleVaMaVSl H A HAD FCftSOT ASO) Sk
7T wo urt X f WAVer J M HE-wwskeRS A.
This Little Girl
Cot Well Quick
"Just after her thlri
birthday, my little
daughter, Connie, had
a serious attack of In
testinal flu,'' says Mrs
II. W. Turnnge, 211
Cadwalder St., Ban
Antonio, Teia. "II
left her very weak
und pule, iler bowels wouldn't act
right, she had no appetite and nothing
agreed with her.
"Our physician told us to give hei
some California Kla; Syrup. It mada
her pick op right away, and now she
I a robust and happy as any child
In our neighborhood. I give California
Fig Hyrup full credit for her wonder
ful condition. It la a great thing fol -children."
Children like the rich, fruity tasta
of California Fig fynip, and you can
give It to them a often a they need
It because It Is purely vegetable. For
over .V) year leading physician bave
recommended It, and Us overwhelming
sale record of over four million bot
tle a year show It gives satisfaction.
Nothing compare with It a a gentle
but certain laxative, and It goes fur.
ther thnn this. It regulates the stom
ach and bowels and gives tone am)
strength to these organs so they con
tinue to act normally, of their own
accord.
There are many Imitation of Cali
fornia Fig Syrup, so look for the name.
"California" on the carton to be aura
yon get the genuine.
Forbidden fruit la always wormy.
Ituss Ball Blue goes farther, make
clothes whiter than liquid Blue. Largl
package at Grocers. Adv.
flardly ever soft snaps.
She Women's minds are so mocbl
rleaner than men's.
He Yeh! Because they change
them so often.
Cbifgers Bite
Antics to h,
liuit to duat;
If tht tourlat don't bit
Th rhlgaers musk
(If - -
Ww
Wutt. Effort.
Mr. Wells Yes, slree. the cook re
fined to drive out In our car when I
offered It to her.
Hubby Wells What excuse did she
give?
Mrs. Wells Suid she wouldn't ride
unless It was a self-starter, as crank-
Ins It reminded her o much of
washing machine.
DR. CALDWELL'S
THREE RULES
THE FEATHERHEADS
The Parlor Flop
E9
Sa7 1 f t
Bilious ?
Tali M-rUnt Rstrsor
krht. You'll ba "At ami Ana" br momlns
tones ahaf, haadaeh ( SPpaUtt
tau-k. bowalt acUnf pUaaantlr. Wlkiui W
lack I oriDttaa. ForoMMtlMUoa, to. Boa
tar than sny Bar kuuMrra,
So, mild, purely vtgeiabU-
Bo Swsmpeol With 'Em
"Too bad you ludles are not giving
rummage sule right now," remarked
Mr. tlroiich.
"Vhr asked hi wife, suspiciously.
"liecnuse I know a lot of men who
iiluilly would contribute smoking Jack
ets, bathrobes, bed-mum sllpiers and
boxes of rlpirs to It." he growled.
WANTED TO LEARN
nil' ft J tact ed w wjew 2j J w cow.ut mc woo u
Ml 1 1 1 fiUCSTJ A8B ABOUT b VOO A CA.QO TRICK t FEllA J f I
li I 7 I P QYAWrjNSACrtOTHEOS fl I U Dl) WOTWtQ DAV-TAKS
I V i; ' 1 1 1 Ml II II II II 111 I -r 7'M
If r 'Ny A IITir If t,v U II fXaf.
1 1 I II vl I fl -.. r-A m I .-n5 I
.,x H-t r 1
II la. I V"1 r II W ....... t I
A iy ill lhamp J
. a etr
Dr. Ctldwvll watched tit resulU of
rout i pit ion for 47 yean, and beiurod
that do matter how careful peopl are
of their health, die and tiarciaa, eoa
tipatioo wilt occur from titna to tim.
01 next importaxoa, than, is how to traa
it when it com fa. Dr. Cmld-rell always
was in favor of getting as cloae to utur
as poaaibla, hence hi remedy for eonaU
pation is a mild vegetable eumpound. It
can not harm the moat delicate ayitem
and Is not habit forming.
Th Doctor never did appror of dras
tic physic and purges. He did not believe
they wer good for human beings to put
Into their system. Use Strop Pepaia for
yourself and members of th family la
constipation, biliousness, aoor snd erampy
stomach, bad breath, bo appetite, head
aches, snd to break up fever sad cold.
Get a bottle today, at any drugstore and
observe these three rules of health t Keep
th head cool, th feet warm, th bowel
pen. For a Ires trial Dottle, niat writ
' Syrup Peptia," Dept. BB, UonUoallo.
Illinois.
Mending wntche and clocks Is on
way to Improve time.
Bus Bull Blue, I want Insist, don't
accept substitute. Grocer ell coast
to const. Adv.
Necessity mny bring man Into
ourt, but It know no law.
Instructor So you want to learn
how to run your cur?
Iteciile Oh. deur. no the engine
doe Unit. I want to learu bow to I
guide It. If you please.
Bargain Bliss
Ws cannot make barsaln of bit
Or kern them Ilk nhi la nsta;
But sometime th thins our lit
mlssr
Help mar iha th thing tnt It
I
Zero ia Car
Blinks lie' nlwuy boustlng about
what III car ran do.
Jlnka tluh 1 I've been nut With
him In that old tub and any car abend
has na much rlinnre of Ileitis Passed
by hi m a o full-length mirror ba by
a pietty gin.
Meticulous
"They seem very particular
your paper.'
I Should sny ea I believe If they
found a colon upside dowu, It would
huv to be altered.''
on
Clever Boy
Reggie Bull Jove, you know Fcrdy
ha ii n accomplishment I would I
could do.
Percy A new dunce?
Reggie No, but the clever chap can
actually yuwn without taking bis
cigarette from his mouth.
1
I
7
i
iw ' e
IMII396I)
lydla E Tlnkham'g Vegfr
table ComDOund b a wonde
ful medicine at the Change of
Life. I would get blue spells and
just walk the floor. Iwasnerv
Ana -rtnU rrf aWn of nidKl
ana was not able to do my
wotk. I know if It had not been
for your medicine I would have
been in bed most of this time
and had a big doctor's bill If
women would only take your
medicine they would be bet
ter." Mn. Anna Weavtr,
R. F. D. No. a, Rose Hill, Iowa.
Discharged by th Whale '
Mr. Jonah I want to know what
you were doing In the whtilet
iiiiiii
Jonah Laboring.
Mr. Jonah Then you were thrown
I nut of work.
At Druggist ooIt 25