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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Feb. 22, 1929)
What Will do m OUR COMIC SECTION nr ' Along the Concrete i W2 ' NO SUGAR DADDY 7ir- On the Funny Pi r OLD FOLKS SAY DR. CALDWELL WAS RIGHT The Ixula of treating elrknese has not ehanged siniw Dr. Caldwell loft Medical ihllrva tn IH7S, nor eince h placed on tli market the laiatlve Tuqriitiua he Lad used In hli practice, 11a treatrd constipation, biliousness, leadacliee, DirnUI depreeslon, Indignation, our stomach and other liidlepusitlone nUrrljr by means of elniple vegetable Uiatlvca, herhe ami rmile. Tw art till the bula of Dr. Caldwell's Hyrun J'ln, a combination uf wniift and ether mild lirrlM, with pepsin. The simpler tha remedy fur eonetlpa. tlon, tha eufcr for tha child anil fur jru. ml u you ran get rceulte in a mild and eefn way by uairiff Dr. faldweU'a rlynip Pepsin, why taie chancre with Strong drugs? A buttle will lot severul months, and 11 cau umi it. it la pleasant tu tlia taste, gentle "' anion, aim irro irorn narruti.e. I.IiI.tIv imii.Io find It Ideal. All drnif atnrra have tho pinl bottles, or writ "Svrup 1'ep.in," U'pU I'll, Hutitlrello, Illinois, fur free trial bottle. For Piles, Cornt, Bunions Chilblains, etc. NANrOMD-t IAUAN 0 MYRRH atf but lat n MU u w mu. AH am. M..y Vi.it Cetty.biirf Cethslmrg, biittlcllcld shrine uf Ilia Vnlifil Sluice, draws more than !.', (mi iniirUla annually. This ns est! mated by Imtllcnvld officials following publication of I lie quarterly report of I ln battlefield guides. I Miring Ilia quarter lilt-h piuM In September guides conducted 4T'.'.IIU persons over I hp field where Ilila great battle of the ('Ml ur was fought Cold Need Cauie No Inconvenience Sinters cim't always ki-cp from catching rold. but they nm get th beat of any cold In n fi'w hours and o cnii you. fii-t I'niie's ('old Cotiiounl thnt cimia In pleasant tasting tablets, on of which wilt break up a mid ao quickly you'll lie astonished. Adv. Medical Chaff Palli-iil I any, doctor, don t you think It would I a (Hd Idea If I were to pack up and go In auine place) where Hi climate la warmer? poctnr timid heavens! Isn't flint Jut what I've lcen trying to prevent Wall, How Do.. H.T "I'm glad I'm out a nuke." Why aor "When lie tins a stomachache, how' ha tn know whether II ' stiff neck or aor 11111?" Kami Joiirnnl. A Bad Wreck of the constitution may follow in the track of a disordered system, impure bliod or inactive liver. Ikin'l run tin risk I Ir. 1'icrre'l (widen Mrdir.il Dia covrry it an allrrative extract of herbs and riKitt that drives out unpuntii .-! nn til livrr Whrn you're dibilit.iled, and your Wright i Mow a hrallliy ilamUrd, you rnrain hralih ami ttrrnclh hy mmg tnc "IIhcov.tv. It luiniM up tnr ihiv. Mi. MnlH IUI. ol iM. nmnui .firll. Vtti.. ml-l- "nr. Hm'l MMii Ihamriy . ki h.l.liil In n li my bknd. II... ....I f ..I.IM II. Sold in tablet or liquid form. If your dralrr doci not have it. lend 65 crnti for the taUcti to lr. I'icrce't Invalidi Hold. UiilTalo. N. Y. r-li rr WELL OR MONEY BACK VMirPiUioltmlnAtortor fro(WI4 hth Kil l hN AbM K ANC K wt tve In wlminUtrr- Ing ins I ir. C. J. lrB UmiMt on-Mirtfl(l melhtNl ol Irmt tncnt. (IWJ bf ui cirluilvrlv Hrmarkli iiicrrts alto wlih nthcrUfrlalimlC'iilonallmenls. Htna lOhAY Un rHY.r. . i nana biKili giving drlalla ftntl humlrrifl n I lrllmnni.ils. KLCTAL i COLON CLINIC Garfield Tea Wa Your Grandmother's Remedy For every itonmeh mid liiti'Ntlnnl 111. Thli good "Id fiiHh IiiikM herb home remedy for Coliatl lllllloll, BlllUIIII'll lllli mid other iIituiiko menu of the ya- tern ao rrevnlent tlieno day la In even greater favor u it family pumIIcId Umn to your gramlmuthor'i day. iS i THE FEATHERHEADS Eg I l CI train Mawaaaaw UalM 1 S WKT4tfSJiC-) OCT (N MV PlXCE-) fA' FINNEY OF THE FORCE iwvoo ax'mu wiaTAKvta? Voo SiJISrl.Mai. 6TA40JUJT AlSULU- l YlWOMO MOtliaJ ', KJ PuJrifrV ! - HOW CM t 1 1 WAXT TO TV OOT HV JU, yWH,ltS- ' W UK A PiTCH tOtW tCAaA y y yeiArwAfioiiojtJ UK WAT I li l J ii f'l"l I 11 i i ' "jT kixxs' ,i;jir i smD wt w.rvw. cwwsa. it ooioo it w we- f Jill 7TOrtX0.fAAf?UT rVNATXHfftAiJ l flXK&T i yaAQuaoiwOtS"y i Vsot 7 V S rraUArST" l. i r l i n i 1 I V M S X I X a ja I -ar r i .fc.,fiii -r-i imi yi The Best Man Wins A Family Close-up "Thli the employment agency?' enme a rough voice over the phone. "Yea," came the reply. "Well, thla li Jonea," said the other voice, "and If you have a homely mut down' there who can take dictation nd write letter! cend It op. That doll baby you aent up before thought waa hiring an ornament for the of flee and aoniethlng to take out to lunch every day." THEY IMPROVE IN TASTE lie Why do you think women Im prove In tuate as they grow older? The Much Slurried Oh, well, I mar ried several men I wouldn't employ to wait on my table now. Pass tha Fruit When Eva paased 'round tha luaclona fnilt Then clothlna cam In atyle: Wr'll hava to pais tha fruit again alethlnka. In a short while. Simple Enaatiala "After all," said the ready-made philosopher, "the rewards of each day's journey In life are three nieuls and a rcatful night" "That's rlsht" answered Mr. Chng- glns. "We cun go on cheerfully enough if we ire sure of three filling stutlons and a garage." Washington Star. Demand and Supply. "We want eouie old-fashioned elo quence," remarked the constituent "Yea," answered Senator fcorghum, "and we also want some old-fashioned pictures like Ilubens painted and some old-fashioned plays like Shake- speure wrote. Hut who 1 going to produce tnemj" Washington star. No Comp.titioa "Does your wife let you have the Inst word In an argument?" "There Is never any question on that point" snswered Mr. Meekton, cheer fully. "When Henrietta tulks. there is so argument" Washington Star. Only Tb. Doctor Ever have any trouble with dyspepsia? l'atlcnt-Only when I try to spell It Itoyal Arcanum bulletin. SPOT CASH Friend "You lire nlwajs pleased when you can bring down the leopards, chT Dig tiiiine Hunter "Oh, yes; I can always sell their skins for spot cash."' Thorns With Flowers What would we do In this world of oura. Were It not for the dreams ahead? For thorns are mlxrd with the bloom-In- flower.. Io matter which path we tread. Heavy Downpour "I'lulse bus lots of rich relatives hasn't she?" "Yup." "What are they doing about her wedding?" "She expects a motor car shower." Mnemonic Doulileihiy What's that thread tied about your tittle fnger fori llntiken tlh, that's Just to remind my wife tn ask tnc If I forgot some thing she told me to remember. A Note of Nobility l.ndy Constance (in decorator) Have I not ordered the hangings and draperies of my boudoir to lie In blood color and here I find tliein blue? "Ah! but is not milady a blue blood ?' Social Error ".lolm, 1 wish you'd dine In the illulng nook." "What's wrong now?" "You've got one foot in the kitchenette," MM II 1 1 f ml When your Children Cry for It There la hardly household that haun t heard of Caatorla t At leant five million homes are never without It If there) are children In yonr family, there's almost dally need of Its com fort And any night may find yon very thankful there's a bottle In the bonne. Just a few drops, and that colic or corullpatlon Is relieved; or diarrhea checked. A vegetable product; a bahy remedy meant for young folks. Castorla la about the only thing yon have ever heard doctor advise giving to Infants. Stronger medicines are dangerous to a tiny baby, however harmless they may oe to grown-up, Good old Castorla I Remember the name, and remember to buy It It may spare you a sleep. less, anxious night It Is always ready, always safe to one; In emergencies, or for everyday ailments. Any hour of the day or night that flaby become fret ful, or restless. Castorla was never more popular with mothers than It la today. Every druggist has It (onstipated? Take M Namurs Kanaor tnalcM. YonrluninatiT.oraaaa will b. fiinftintihMf prnowi by BMtaias and your coaatipatlaa will ena wttk a hmnA arboa aa Om ao4 aay m aatni. at aac aaat a aaia, aa anvuis. Try U, Mild, taft, purely aiegetaWa At Druggists only 25o Nerve of Bridegroom Put to Severe Test The girl of Bonds Projas, In south ern India, resorts to a severe test when selecting a husband. The chosen man has to accompany her Into tha Jungle, where she applies fire to his bare hack. If the pain draws a yell from him he Is rejected. She take him only If be suffers tn silence. In Borneo, among the Kalabit tribes, It la always the woman who conduct the courtship. It Is the custom, too. If a marriage la celebrated between Punan man and woman, for the hut band to leave his own family and Join the bride's people. Very pugnacious Is the courtship conducltd by the young woman of the Cheroil and Ashluslay Red Indian of South America. She courts the select ed youth at dances, and If a rival en ters the field she settles the issue by fighting her with punchers made of bone or with tnplr-skln boxing gloves. The Pvrd expedition to the Antarctic la carrying several bouses In sections which will be set ap to form a village for about elubtv Inhabitants. lydia E Pinkham'a Vcrc table Compound puts new life into me ana makes my work in the store and in the house easier. I took several bottles before my baby came and am always singing its praises to my friends. I recommend it fot girls and women of all ages. It makes me feel like life is worth living, my nerves are better and 1 have gained pep and feel well and strong." Mr. A R. Smith. 808 S. Ltruinf Street, St, Johns, Michigan.