What Will
do m
OUR COMIC SECTION
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NO SUGAR DADDY
7ir- On the
Funny
Pi
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OLD FOLKS SAY
DR. CALDWELL
WAS RIGHT
The Ixula of treating elrknese has not
ehanged siniw Dr. Caldwell loft Medical
ihllrva tn IH7S, nor eince h placed on
tli market the laiatlve Tuqriitiua he
Lad used In hli practice,
11a treatrd constipation, biliousness,
leadacliee, DirnUI depreeslon, Indignation,
our stomach and other liidlepusitlone
nUrrljr by means of elniple vegetable
Uiatlvca, herhe ami rmile. Tw art
till the bula of Dr. Caldwell's Hyrun
J'ln, a combination uf wniift and
ether mild lirrlM, with pepsin.
The simpler tha remedy fur eonetlpa.
tlon, tha eufcr for tha child anil fur jru.
ml u you ran get rceulte in a mild
and eefn way by uairiff Dr. faldweU'a
rlynip Pepsin, why taie chancre with
Strong drugs?
A buttle will lot severul months, and
11 cau umi it. it la pleasant tu tlia
taste, gentle "' anion, aim irro irorn
narruti.e. I.IiI.tIv imii.Io find It Ideal.
All drnif atnrra have tho pinl bottles,
or writ "Svrup 1'ep.in," U'pU I'll,
Hutitlrello, Illinois, fur free trial bottle.
For Piles, Cornt, Bunions
Chilblains, etc.
NANrOMD-t IAUAN 0 MYRRH
atf but lat n MU u w mu. AH am.
M..y Vi.it Cetty.biirf
Cethslmrg, biittlcllcld shrine uf Ilia
Vnlifil Sluice, draws more than !.',
(mi iniirUla annually. This ns est!
mated by Imtllcnvld officials following
publication of I lie quarterly report of
I ln battlefield guides. I Miring Ilia
quarter lilt-h piuM In September
guides conducted 4T'.'.IIU persons over
I hp field where Ilila great battle of
the ('Ml ur was fought
Cold Need Cauie
No Inconvenience
Sinters cim't always ki-cp from
catching rold. but they nm get th
beat of any cold In n fi'w hours and
o cnii you. fii-t I'niie's ('old Cotiiounl
thnt cimia In pleasant tasting tablets,
on of which wilt break up a mid ao
quickly you'll lie astonished. Adv.
Medical Chaff
Palli-iil I any, doctor, don t you
think It would I a (Hd Idea If I
were to pack up and go In auine place)
where Hi climate la warmer?
poctnr timid heavens! Isn't flint
Jut what I've lcen trying to prevent
Wall, How Do.. H.T
"I'm glad I'm out a nuke."
Why aor
"When lie tins a stomachache, how'
ha tn know whether II ' stiff neck or
aor 11111?" Kami Joiirnnl.
A Bad Wreck
of the constitution may follow in the
track of a disordered system, impure
bliod or inactive liver. Ikin'l run tin
risk I Ir. 1'icrre'l (widen Mrdir.il Dia
covrry it an allrrative extract of herbs
and riKitt that drives out unpuntii
.-! nn til livrr
Whrn you're dibilit.iled, and your
Wright i Mow a hrallliy ilamUrd, you
rnrain hralih ami ttrrnclh hy mmg tnc
"IIhcov.tv. It luiniM up tnr ihiv.
Mi. MnlH IUI. ol iM. nmnui
.firll. Vtti.. ml-l- "nr. Hm'l MMii
Ihamriy . ki h.l.liil In n li my bknd.
II... ....I f ..I.IM II.
Sold in tablet or liquid form. If your
dralrr doci not have it. lend 65 crnti
for the taUcti to lr. I'icrce't Invalidi
Hold. UiilTalo. N. Y.
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WELL OR MONEY BACK
VMirPiUioltmlnAtortor fro(WI4 hth
Kil l hN AbM K ANC K wt tve In wlminUtrr-
Ing ins I ir. C. J. lrB UmiMt
on-Mirtfl(l melhtNl ol Irmt
tncnt. (IWJ bf ui cirluilvrlv
Hrmarkli iiicrrts alto wlih
nthcrUfrlalimlC'iilonallmenls.
Htna lOhAY Un rHY.r. .
i nana biKili giving drlalla ftntl
humlrrifl n I lrllmnni.ils.
KLCTAL i COLON CLINIC
Garfield Tea
Wa Your
Grandmother's Remedy
For every itonmeh
mid liiti'Ntlnnl 111.
Thli good "Id fiiHh
IiiikM herb home
remedy for Coliatl
lllllloll, BlllUIIII'll lllli
mid other iIituiiko
menu of the ya-
tern ao rrevnlent tlieno day la In even
greater favor u it family pumIIcId
Umn to your gramlmuthor'i day.
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The Best Man Wins
A Family Close-up
"Thli the employment agency?'
enme a rough voice over the phone.
"Yea," came the reply.
"Well, thla li Jonea," said the other
voice, "and If you have a homely mut
down' there who can take dictation
nd write letter! cend It op. That
doll baby you aent up before thought
waa hiring an ornament for the of
flee and aoniethlng to take out to
lunch every day."
THEY IMPROVE IN TASTE
lie Why do you think women Im
prove In tuate as they grow older?
The Much Slurried Oh, well, I mar
ried several men I wouldn't employ
to wait on my table now.
Pass tha Fruit
When Eva paased 'round tha luaclona
fnilt
Then clothlna cam In atyle:
Wr'll hava to pais tha fruit again
alethlnka. In a short while.
Simple Enaatiala
"After all," said the ready-made
philosopher, "the rewards of each
day's journey In life are three nieuls
and a rcatful night"
"That's rlsht" answered Mr. Chng-
glns. "We cun go on cheerfully enough
if we ire sure of three filling stutlons
and a garage." Washington Star.
Demand and Supply.
"We want eouie old-fashioned elo
quence," remarked the constituent
"Yea," answered Senator fcorghum,
"and we also want some old-fashioned
pictures like Ilubens painted and
some old-fashioned plays like Shake-
speure wrote. Hut who 1 going to
produce tnemj" Washington star.
No Comp.titioa
"Does your wife let you have the
Inst word In an argument?"
"There Is never any question on that
point" snswered Mr. Meekton, cheer
fully. "When Henrietta tulks. there is
so argument" Washington Star.
Only Tb.
Doctor Ever have any trouble
with dyspepsia?
l'atlcnt-Only when I try to spell
It Itoyal Arcanum bulletin.
SPOT CASH
Friend "You lire nlwajs pleased
when you can bring down the leopards,
chT Dig tiiiine Hunter "Oh, yes; I
can always sell their skins for spot
cash."'
Thorns With Flowers
What would we do In this world of
oura.
Were It not for the dreams ahead?
For thorns are mlxrd with the bloom-In-
flower..
Io matter which path we tread.
Heavy Downpour
"I'lulse bus lots of rich relatives
hasn't she?"
"Yup."
"What are they doing about her
wedding?"
"She expects a motor car shower."
Mnemonic
Doulileihiy What's that thread tied
about your tittle fnger fori
llntiken tlh, that's Just to remind
my wife tn ask tnc If I forgot some
thing she told me to remember.
A Note of Nobility
l.ndy Constance (in decorator)
Have I not ordered the hangings and
draperies of my boudoir to lie In blood
color and here I find tliein blue?
"Ah! but is not milady a blue
blood ?'
Social Error
".lolm, 1 wish you'd dine In the
illulng nook."
"What's wrong now?"
"You've got one foot in the kitchenette,"
MM
II 1 1 f ml
When your
Children Cry
for It
There la hardly household that
haun t heard of Caatorla t At leant five
million homes are never without It If
there) are children In yonr family,
there's almost dally need of Its com
fort And any night may find yon very
thankful there's a bottle In the bonne.
Just a few drops, and that colic or
corullpatlon Is relieved; or diarrhea
checked. A vegetable product; a bahy
remedy meant for young folks. Castorla
la about the only thing yon have ever
heard doctor advise giving to Infants.
Stronger medicines are dangerous to a
tiny baby, however harmless they may
oe to grown-up, Good old Castorla I
Remember the name, and remember
to buy It It may spare you a sleep.
less, anxious night It Is always ready,
always safe to one; In emergencies, or
for everyday ailments. Any hour of the
day or night that flaby become fret
ful, or restless. Castorla was never
more popular with mothers than It la
today. Every druggist has It
(onstipated?
Take M Namurs Kanaor tnalcM.
YonrluninatiT.oraaaa will b. fiinftintihMf
prnowi by BMtaias and your coaatipatlaa
will ena wttk a hmnA arboa aa Om ao4
aay m aatni. at aac aaat a aaia, aa
anvuis. Try U,
Mild, taft, purely aiegetaWa
At Druggists only 25o
Nerve of Bridegroom
Put to Severe Test
The girl of Bonds Projas, In south
ern India, resorts to a severe test
when selecting a husband. The chosen
man has to accompany her Into tha
Jungle, where she applies fire to his
bare hack. If the pain draws a yell
from him he Is rejected. She take
him only If be suffers tn silence.
In Borneo, among the Kalabit tribes,
It la always the woman who conduct
the courtship. It Is the custom, too.
If a marriage la celebrated between
Punan man and woman, for the hut
band to leave his own family and Join
the bride's people.
Very pugnacious Is the courtship
conducltd by the young woman of the
Cheroil and Ashluslay Red Indian of
South America. She courts the select
ed youth at dances, and If a rival en
ters the field she settles the issue by
fighting her with punchers made of
bone or with tnplr-skln boxing gloves.
The Pvrd expedition to the Antarctic
la carrying several bouses In sections
which will be set ap to form a village
for about elubtv Inhabitants.
lydia E Pinkham'a Vcrc
table Compound puts new life
into me ana makes my work in
the store and in the house
easier. I took several bottles
before my baby came and am
always singing its praises to my
friends. I recommend it fot
girls and women of all ages. It
makes me feel like life is worth
living, my nerves are better
and 1 have gained pep and feel
well and strong." Mr. A R.
Smith. 808 S. Ltruinf Street,
St, Johns, Michigan.