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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Jan. 18, 1929)
D OUR COMIC SECTION Santa's Mistakes D THE FEATHERHEADS One Nut to Another FINNEY OF THE FORCE Desperate Andy (. .uSfTfM f" yJVOJOU) IT ; 1 WtEuMmvm -WAT I FX $TA4D,BaJT A fliOL OMAMJ UitLL 9 IV IDUCUNMV5TAM0Wrl I IM C rfl WlOOtMfl WW AWO I I UCT .. 7 1 H & fu) WCHtS SrtOCTlB. L-T 1 cf WCOMiAJfl A WlOfi AS w4 woui wA( me3GETeveMTJy V WW ABOUND IT. rsj OTWJWlwmKS- H yr 1 STUFFEO UNDfctt WE- Viik DRAWING FROM NATURE Th class bad bn told to bring things to school for drawing lesson, BJi'l Jtvit aa the lesson was about to begin, a ainull boy win found standing tearfully at till teacher's desk. 'I've swallowed Uijr object," be ex plained. 'What was Itr asked, the teacher anxiously. 'A banana," replied the would-be artist I'earaon's Weekly. Up-to-Date City Built on Old RefuM Dump Part of Ottakrlng, Uie alxtoentb dln- trlct of Vienna, known under tti name of "Bniidlelten," writes a corrfajiond- ent of the London Sunday Ottttrrer, was uncd for years as a refuse dump, But the municipality resolved to trans form the place Into a kind of gurden city, and after four years' labor has now flniahed tlie construction of a new town whlcb will house some 7,000 persons. The place, which Is to be opened for uae In a short time, will have 1,000 Outs, a large number of shops and storehouiws, library, theater and Cin ema, kindergarten, public both, post ofllce, cafe, reatnuraht and park. Its architecture Is modern town style, with a smack of the rustic Round its center, the Mutteottl squnre, the streets are grouped. Borne streets and squares are called after Llebknecbt, Itosa Luxemburg, Nietzsche, and oth ers. HIRED CLERKS FOR THAT T)o,n't Tour devotion to SDOrta csuse you to neglect your business! ".No I hire clerks to do UiaL' Voice of Hope Althoash rtfnrms Mm rlhr UU, Wi hop, from dr to day. Tr lw)r la a ctndldiu To ehr ua on th way.. Setting Htr Right Tin new Milkman was a bashful young man. but he was anxious to please his clients.. An elderly woman aiiared at the door of a bouse be served, and demanded, haughtily, "How much Is my milk blUT The young man blushed and atanv aiered, "IJeKKln' yer pardon, ma am, but my name's JlmT Stray Btorlea. SatmM Safa to Atk "Why are you so penslver be aaseo. "I'm rv nnnalv N mhm mnHoA "Hut yon haven't said a word fur twenty minutes." "Well, I didn't hav anything, to ssy. Goldtn Wedding "Here Is an Invitation to my golden Wedding." "What I Tour golden weddlngT "Tea, don't you know I am marry ing a millionaire's daughterr At a London Bar "What about thene Americans, tb. abatr 'What about "em. old topf "I Junt lieard a fol'ah say that chickens vote." WHAT COLLEGE DOES , Coed Do you think college Is doing much for youT Stude 1 (luniM)l I knew most ol this stuff before I came. High Cotl of Ssrcstm Beware or th urcaitlo chalL II nrvn no end It, v.ry lime you set a laugh, - Vou Iom a friend. ,Wrr Profe$$or "rrofesaor, what chulr do yon oc cupy?" "My chulr Is In a burners' college." "IlehT "I do not occupy IL 1 stand be hind It." Necettary Card Slmrk Ciiine on, nnrdi Join our little giiine. Vou ktiow bow to play, don't yout Wlsen re Yes, but I don't know bow lo client No CauMt lor Pridt "Whut iiuikes the monkeys so angry this morning?" Inquired the keeier. "Well," snld the attendant, "Pro fessor flnrdner hns Just oeen around telling them of the Uurwlnlun theory that they have de-seemled tom inan." Compact Luggag Gertie Gee, I'm nui o' luck. I've Inst my compact. Kin Here, line mine. Gertie Hut I had my bathing suit in ir. Denver Mother Tells Story Nature controls tall the functions of our digestive organs ex cept one. We bare control over that, and It's the function that causes the most trou ble. Bee that your chil dren form regular bowel bablts, and at the first sign of bad breath, coated tongue, biliousness or constipation. give them a little California Fig Byrnp. It regulates the bowels and stomach and gives these organs tone and strength so they continue to act as Nature Intends them to. It helps build up and strengthen pais, listless, Underweight children. Children love Its rich, fruity taste and It's purely vegetable, so you con give It as often as your child's appetite lags or be seems feverish, cross or fretful. Leading physicians have endorsed It for SO years, and Its overwhelming sales record of over four million bot tles a year show bow mothers depend on It. A Western mother, Mrs. K. W. Stewart, 4112 Karitan St, Denver, Colorado, says! "Raymond was ter ribly pulled down by constipation. He got weak, fretful and cross, bad no appetite or energy and food seemed to soar to his stomach. California rlg Syrup bad him romping and play ing again In Just a few days, and soon be was back to normal weight, looking better than be had looked in months." Protect your child from Imitations of California Fig Syrup, The mark of the genuine la the word "Cali fornia" on the carton. ToaeorUI Mockery They are telling at the Century club a Joke on the English writer, D. IL Lawrence. Mr. Lawrence, on his recent lec ture tour, arrived In a smallish Ohio town and went to the barber's for a balr cut "Anything going on tontghtr be asked the barber. "Lecture," snld the barber.' "Eng. Ushman named Lawrence." The Englishman named Lawrence smiled. "I'm blm," be sold. The barber started back In a the atrical way. Then be said to a man who was sharpening razors on a stone: "Here, Dili, sweep up all this red hair. I wsnt to preserve It" New Tork Times. ' Day follows on the murkiest night, snd, when the time comes, the latest fruits will ripen. Schiller. Drink Water to Help Wash Out Kidney Poison If Your Bsck Hurts or Bladder Bothers You, Begin Taking Salts When yoor kidneys hurt and yonr back feels sore don't get scared and proceed to load your stomach with a lot of drugs that excite the kidneys and Irritate the entire urinary tract Keep your kidneys clean like you keep yonr bowels clean, by flushing them with a mild, harmless salts which helps to remove the body's url nous waste and stimulates them to their normal activity. The function of the kidneys Is to fitter the blood. In 24 hours they strain from It 600 grains of acid and waste, so we can readily understand the vital Impor tance of keeping the kidneys active. Drink lots of good water yoo cant drink too much; also get from any pharmacist about four ounces of Jad Bolts; take a tahlespoonful In a glass of water before breakfast each morn ing for a few days and yonr kidneys may then act fine. This famous salts Is made from the acid of grapes and lemon Juice, combined with llthla, and has been used for years to help clean and stimulate clogged kidneys; also to neutralize the acids In the system so tbey are no longer a source of Irri tation, thus often relieving bladder weakness. Jad 8alts Is Inexpensive, cannot In jure; makes a delightful effervescent llthla-water drink, which everyone should take now and then to help keep their kidneys clean and active. Try this; also keep up the water drinking; and no doubt yon will wonder what became of your kidney trouble and backache. SUFFERING ELIMINATED IS-years socctai la treating Rectal and Cokw troubles by the Dr. C J. Deaa NON-SUKCICAL aMfhotf Monto 0vt WRITTEN A. SCKA.NCB of PILES KUM1 NATEO er FEE KETUNbEU. Send lodmt tat FRB loo-faaa i Soot dii'iti las i mi mm J prop. er IrokbMni ol eaco aftmewfe via r v- a a.n UEJIW w LUNIC RETT Em5iT Ir.uL. i W. N. U, PORTLAND, NO. 1-1929. Expotod Little Jane Nles, a frequent visitor to southern California from St Louis, was poring over her lessons, working bard for a double promotion, when her mother spied ber counting on her fingers. "Jane," she said Jokingly, "why not take off your shoes and stockings and then youli have twenty digits to use." "Jane pondered over the suggestion for a moment and then exclaimed: "Now I know why daddy went bare footed when he was a little boy!" Exchange. That's Why "That big car of Crown's sure klckf up a lot of dust" "No wonder, It's dragging a mort gage on a quarter section of land."- Capper's Weekly. FOR. Colds - . . . " w ' f A V f ' " v" To brealt a cold harmlessly and in a hurry try a Bayer Aspirin ? tablet And for headache. The action of Aspirin is very efficient, too, in cases of neuralgia, neuritis, even rheumatism and lumbago.! And there's no after effect; doctors give Aspirin to cliildren often infants. Whenever there't pain, think of Aspirin.- The genuine Bayer Aspirin has Bayer on the box and on every tablet. All druggists, with proven directions. Physicians prescribe Bayer Aspirin; it does NOT affect tie heart Aqflrts It tie bids smiX ef Btytr Musisttsr ef UestsetUcteUeittt ef ttUcjictU