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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Jan. 4, 1929)
CAP 4 emune AND 0 BELL Along the Concrete OUR COMIC SECTION 0 3 r r t i r i BY ANY OTHER NAME A moliii cur manufacturer had GOODNE105 SAKES! WHAT'S . THE MATTER NOW JOHN? r ( WtLL THENVOU BETTER Go" - RIGHT BACK AND SEE If. J (rYLWDERS r '. - I'll ui I f I I ' , I V dolled the pluo of uumltig till curt fler flower 1 win thinking of calling my cur (he Crimson Humbler," b told friend. The friend, who find been out In the new car, milled unkindly: "Why not cull It th Virginia Creeper T' FINNEY OF THE FORCE Look Out Andy THE FEATHERHEADS i , -i Wuajh cujwia. r- t.f, fTtrs m much yarfsmX" fl Lnl11 ft MNOWVSHOWM K r-i 30 SMooU) OUfiUT y Woi Wfifi V toX0"Wtl A . 1 YtRS WOT WSV i The Meat Bill Was a "Fact" NT X NT S I UM J SCOOOU" SAW HIM ft W m " Wwsoi-J SZs &s$?s!u artS!S ' . ' ") AFRAID AND POCK60 VK?M tf RAN A CAR "Does yuur inn run bualneu?" "No. he ninkei a bunlneita of rap nlng car." WW H. St.ad. The man who wm)i a widow find To hit surpriw !! (no lal. Tbl h't th captain who rtmlndi Him lhal h a onlr wrond cnaia. Frankneu What du you ugKeat for a enio paliiu laue? Itelntlvlly," anawered Senatm Sorchnm. "Hut sr rery few people under alnnd II" "True. Hul they are willing to ad mil the furl and (to on hIkiuI the! builneM." Wnahliigton Slur. P iblicity fncle Tohe wua mklna the edltni of the I'lunktllle I'nIIuiIIiiiu to tank "Tou any I wua awn on a crarkn boi In front of the grocery every day tail wek." "Welir Ia that a ilamT "Whut'a the tnmtilc with yon, Cnd' lobet That'a t"K-lety newa.' Too Rough I.lner raawncer Wlml a the mat terl Strwurd The captain la aenaltk. PnaiMMicer Nunavnae I 8lewnnl Vea, one of the (tnpiiei paaM-ncera hai been lem lilng him the Charleaton Firar Come, Fir it Served! Wife Ml meet you at the theelei at N:l. HuMiy-AII rieht. the midnight thnw aulta me. Ion. 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Rurrle did not know the name of a alngle brand of tobacco, ao be nngwered at rondoai. miniliig one be aaw advertixeil lln fume wua made, and out of curi osity iiurrle one day tried a ilH-ful. "He liked It an well.'' chuckled Mr. I'.a'dwln, "thnt be baa kept to It ever Since." Knnmia City Slur. RwaaU'a Ui of Ptaf Teut I UBHUinliig Inereualng lm (wirtnnce In the Soviet union, the out put during the aeaaon of 1!CT being 4.311X1 metric torn, a g:iln of a proximntely .) er cent over the pre ceding year, anya the New York Times. Ilydropent, which la produced by fpeclnl hydraulic machine, accounted for .7(U ) tona of t Ills total. The chief consumer of ieul la the textile Industry, although a number of lniMirtn nt putver plnnta use It aa fuel. More than loil.lHkl workmen are employed during the peul-producing ai'iiaon nnd there are about ZWO ma cl 1 1 lies In oerntlon. 1 he Soviet union baa approximately tliree-fuiirter of the world's eat re-sources. "Wbut atepa would you luke If you anw a ghoal auddinly rise In you' pathf Diffrl Mat hod Heaults In euiittaat fitrtun qunta For III andravnr. har and lhr Th prima donna ainaa hr note. I writ mint, with laborlnua car. Methmelah't Sitter Jenkliia Mix llegga la much oldei than I thought. Totnpklna liow'a thntT Jenklna I asked her It ahe had read Aesop's Kuhles, and she told me she'd read them when they first came ouL ( Should lie You know, dent we hare bad our new home Just 12 months. She Utaclousl And It aeema like a yeur. That in lt$ Favor Blinks The buggy ride wins pret ty turn now when yon look back on It. Jinks Tea. but yon never had a blowout to Interrupt your courting Id those days. Clothei and the Man ne The lllytikg must be uwfully rich. Judging by lbs clothes they wear She Not necessarily. Some of the moat gorgeous flowers haven't got tceut, you know. Turning Pail Into Profit For jenrs e buve heiml of the enormous dumue rulih'tn do In Aus tiullii. Women have, however, trans formed tills pest Into a mitlomil asset. Klve yenra ago there win tml a ma chine in Auxtrullii to convert mhhit skin Into what la known as "coney." Today a hundred concerns employ alHiu fifteen hundred iientons and l'.'.."iKi.tl.l capital In the production rf fur giHNlst. creating a m w local In Juiry Unit Is worth millions. The fur garment In Australia ha flow been made a popular article In alend of a costly luxury. Film Laboratory in Air Tn exieilile the delivery of new pictures, motion picture films and photogniphs are now develoH-d mid printed in a flying laboratory while en Mute to vnrlouj cities. The p'niie car ries all laboratory equliment neces sary for developing, priming, cutting. splicing nnd titling movie Him and finishing ninny still photographs. Ite aldes the pilot, the plane curries a atuff o' three. 0 a Cood Stnogrphr "Unless a girl bus some unusual natural talent for a detlulte business pursuit, the best way to nml.e-a be ginning In liuslness. In my opinion. Is as a stenographer." says Helen Wood ward, noted advertising expert. In Smart Set Mugaxlne. "Hut he a good one. .In my twenty years nf business life I linve met only all good atenog raphers." WELL OR MONEY BACK Your PIU. HmhuatfMt or H yndJ -It Iht Vi KITTEN AbSl'KANCK wt pst In aWmlnUtcr injl lli Or. C J. lhm lamout non-wur0cai miiKM m itch merit (Vr4 by n ttcluilvrlv) KmrkiMt lucccu alto wlih o iherUrctalarMl Colon allmerla. Send TODAY for FKfcK 10U l rM booli itlvlng detail and vSaaaaHliaM RECTAL COLON CLINIC sBaMtawaswt i '" "laiaJ DEAN Too High for Tbm "1 wonder why the girl don't like Rill? He alwnya ao full of lofty thought." "That'a Just It. Whenever he goea to a ahow, all he ran think of la gal lery seats" Stray Stnrlea. fnellM, faf r fortf raM. MEDITERRANEAN "Tranaylvanla" aalling Jan. 30 Clark'a tttiieraiM.oidara. inrludinf Uadein, Canary Ulmada, Casablanca, Habat. C-apitalof Momeo, 8patn. A!f"ra. Malta. Athens. Coo atanUnopU. Kdara falaUnaand Errpt, lulr. KiTwrK Chrrbixir. Lfana). iocluitaa taotaak Smidaa. motor, ate ! Milim.ii, S. t1 rttANKCCXAJlITtaaaaBldcM.T. . Garfield Tea Was Your Grandmother's Remedy Fof every stomach and intestinal 111. This good old-fashioned herb home eemedy for consti pation, stomach Ills and other derange ments of the sys tem so prevalent theae daya la In even greater favor aa family medicine than In your grandmother'a day. MCMILLAN LlBaral Oadlnf. Bl profit far teat Parlnf top-fMrtcli prtcaa for SO 7ara. For markat hoominf. Sand laUr for prlc iiat. RLEtoahippara f"--J Hi-iiit.it I HIM. LgU-l.-fg'Jggg'JTggWn Business Trainins Pays Last year ve placed more than 1000 in good positions, We can place you when competent. When will you be ready! 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Vara lug .pars and frarar. Curuar oik and iloyl U., Near I nloo Hiauoo. SSS "-Ti'7rr.u"iv: iBr.a.H.ascniSawSar nisnisi a mssa Oomfortabl jh homrlilia. i .bu and up. mill ROOSEVELT VANJ rRANCISCO t NEW F1NI MOTEL Every rvm with bath or rhowtr. t.0 to $3.64 ' Jonas at tudy. Oaraga Mxt door. Ctmmcm 5n Sytlmm SANITARY SCHOOL OF BEAUTY CULTURE t'tabll.hfd 1M). Complttn CourM. fit M. Wllk tmr compete cumas t ou can wurk bi anr shop. WJ-414 tttaa llf lot aal Kunla futlsaf.). SCHOOL FOR MEN traialac 1st lUSINtll. TSADCS a riOFtSJIOKJ knrollauj ttuia. Hviid furllivrMlur. CRIQON INSTITUTI Of TECHNOLOOT 11. V, A Uld. PortUud, Urson W.' N. U, PORTlNDrNOr6M92, -1