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OUR COMIC SECTION
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BY ANY OTHER NAME
A moliii cur manufacturer had
GOODNE105 SAKES! WHAT'S
. THE MATTER NOW JOHN?
r
( WtLL THENVOU BETTER Go" -
RIGHT BACK AND SEE If. J (rYLWDERS
r '. - I'll ui I f I I '
, I V
dolled the pluo of uumltig till curt
fler flower
1 win thinking of calling my cur
(he Crimson Humbler," b told
friend.
The friend, who find been out In the
new car, milled unkindly:
"Why not cull It th Virginia
Creeper T'
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
Look Out Andy
THE FEATHERHEADS
i , -i Wuajh cujwia. r- t.f, fTtrs m much yarfsmX"
fl Lnl11 ft MNOWVSHOWM K r-i
30 SMooU) OUfiUT y Woi Wfifi V
toX0"Wtl A . 1 YtRS WOT WSV i
The Meat Bill Was a "Fact"
NT X NT S I UM J SCOOOU" SAW HIM ft W m
" Wwsoi-J
SZs &s$?s!u artS!S
' . ' ") AFRAID AND POCK60 VK?M
tf RAN A CAR
"Does yuur inn run bualneu?"
"No. he ninkei a bunlneita of rap
nlng car."
WW H. St.ad.
The man who wm)i a widow find
To hit surpriw !! (no lal.
Tbl h't th captain who rtmlndi
Him lhal h a onlr wrond cnaia.
Frankneu
What du you ugKeat for a enio
paliiu laue?
Itelntlvlly," anawered Senatm
Sorchnm.
"Hut sr rery few people under
alnnd II"
"True. Hul they are willing to ad
mil the furl and (to on hIkiuI the!
builneM." Wnahliigton Slur.
P iblicity
fncle Tohe wua mklna the edltni
of the I'lunktllle I'nIIuiIIiiiu to tank
"Tou any I wua awn on a crarkn
boi In front of the grocery every
day tail wek."
"Welir
Ia that a ilamT
"Whut'a the tnmtilc with yon, Cnd'
lobet That'a t"K-lety newa.'
Too Rough
I.lner raawncer Wlml a the mat
terl
Strwurd The captain la aenaltk.
PnaiMMicer Nunavnae I
8lewnnl Vea, one of the (tnpiiei
paaM-ncera hai been lem lilng him the
Charleaton
Firar Come, Fir it Served!
Wife Ml meet you at the theelei
at N:l.
HuMiy-AII rieht. the midnight
thnw aulta me. Ion.
THE LONGEST POSSI8LE
SAY "BAYER ASPIRIN" and INSIST 1
Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for
Colds Headache Neuritis Lumbago
Pain Neuralgia Toothache Rheumatism
DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART
Accept only "Bayer" package
which contains proven directions.
Uandr "Bayer" boxea of 12 tableta
Alto bottlet of 24 and 100 Drujrfrttta.
Awula I Ik trad auk f Buw atasnfMtra ot KooweeUcaddMUr of iilkfllctcld
Tobacco "Puff" Made
Barrie Pipe Smoker
Two InveternU pipe amokera fire
Jiinica M. Iiurrle ood Stanley Ualduln,
Ilrltlnh prime tnlnlater. At a recent
puhllc dinner ttuldwln revealed that
llurrle who wna alao a gueit never
atnoked prior to the puhllcutlon of bla
novel. "My Lady Nicotine.' In which
lie referred to certuln brand of tobacco.
tt aeema that an enterprlalng reader
of the book wrote to Iiurrle and asked
what wua the pnrticulur tobacco mix
ture be hnJ In cilnd. Rurrle did not
know the name of a alngle brand of
tobacco, ao be nngwered at rondoai.
miniliig one be aaw advertixeil
lln fume wua made, and out of curi
osity iiurrle one day tried a ilH-ful.
"He liked It an well.'' chuckled Mr.
I'.a'dwln, "thnt be baa kept to It ever
Since." Knnmia City Slur.
RwaaU'a Ui of Ptaf
Teut I UBHUinliig Inereualng lm
(wirtnnce In the Soviet union, the out
put during the aeaaon of 1!CT being
4.311X1 metric torn, a g:iln of a
proximntely .) er cent over the pre
ceding year, anya the New York Times.
Ilydropent, which la produced by
fpeclnl hydraulic machine, accounted
for .7(U ) tona of t Ills total.
The chief consumer of ieul la the
textile Industry, although a number of
lniMirtn nt putver plnnta use It aa
fuel. More than loil.lHkl workmen are
employed during the peul-producing
ai'iiaon nnd there are about ZWO ma
cl 1 1 lies In oerntlon.
1 he Soviet union baa approximately
tliree-fuiirter of the world's eat re-sources.
"Wbut atepa would you luke If you
anw a ghoal auddinly rise In you'
pathf
Diffrl Mat hod
Heaults In euiittaat fitrtun qunta
For III andravnr. har and lhr
Th prima donna ainaa hr note.
I writ mint, with laborlnua car.
Methmelah't Sitter
Jenkliia Mix llegga la much oldei
than I thought.
Totnpklna liow'a thntT
Jenklna I asked her It ahe had
read Aesop's Kuhles, and she told me
she'd read them when they first came
ouL
( Should
lie You know, dent we hare bad
our new home Just 12 months.
She Utaclousl And It aeema like
a yeur.
That in lt$ Favor
Blinks The buggy ride wins pret
ty turn now when yon look back
on It.
Jinks Tea. but yon never had a
blowout to Interrupt your courting Id
those days.
Clothei and the Man
ne The lllytikg must be uwfully
rich. Judging by lbs clothes they wear
She Not necessarily. Some of the
moat gorgeous flowers haven't got
tceut, you know.
Turning Pail Into Profit
For jenrs e buve heiml of the
enormous dumue rulih'tn do In Aus
tiullii. Women have, however, trans
formed tills pest Into a mitlomil asset.
Klve yenra ago there win tml a ma
chine in Auxtrullii to convert mhhit
skin Into what la known as "coney."
Today a hundred concerns employ
alHiu fifteen hundred iientons and
l'.'.."iKi.tl.l capital In the production
rf fur giHNlst. creating a m w local In
Juiry Unit Is worth millions.
The fur garment In Australia ha
flow been made a popular article In
alend of a costly luxury.
Film Laboratory in Air
Tn exieilile the delivery of new
pictures, motion picture films and
photogniphs are now develoH-d mid
printed in a flying laboratory while en
Mute to vnrlouj cities. The p'niie car
ries all laboratory equliment neces
sary for developing, priming, cutting.
splicing nnd titling movie Him and
finishing ninny still photographs. Ite
aldes the pilot, the plane curries a
atuff o' three.
0 a Cood Stnogrphr
"Unless a girl bus some unusual
natural talent for a detlulte business
pursuit, the best way to nml.e-a be
ginning In liuslness. In my opinion. Is
as a stenographer." says Helen Wood
ward, noted advertising expert. In
Smart Set Mugaxlne. "Hut he a good
one. .In my twenty years nf business
life I linve met only all good atenog
raphers."
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"1 wonder why the girl don't like
Rill? He alwnya ao full of lofty
thought."
"That'a Just It. Whenever he goea
to a ahow, all he ran think of la gal
lery seats" Stray Stnrlea.
fnellM, faf r fortf raM.
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Fof every stomach
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This good old-fashioned
herb home
eemedy for consti
pation, stomach Ills
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tem so prevalent theae daya la In even
greater favor aa family medicine
than In your grandmother'a day.
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