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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Dec. 28, 1928)
t -li i .. f Artificial "Snow." J Once a novelty, "chemical snow It How manufactured hy the ton Instead of by the ounce. It la Increasingly used for refrigeration, for under cer tain condition! this substance Is Mid to be 13 times as elhYlent as water Ice. Ire cream, now shipped from (New York to Cuba, weighs only one third as much as It would If packed with tee. Ocean's Treasures. The ocean supplies Important amounts of human food, of raw ma terial such as sharks' skins, oils from sea animals, furs, and materials cblnlnnble from seaweed. If the hu man race were compelled to do so, It Is probable that practically all our meat supplies could be obtained from the ocean, as well as a consid erable part of our vegetable require ments. Cauiet of Storms. Electrical storms are generated by sudden or sharp changes In atmo spheric temperature. Since the upper iitmnctthora la nhrnvft roll!. SUCh changes are much less frequent In winter, when the temperature near the earth Is also low. Hence, thunder and lightning are much more frequent lu summer than in winter. Bodily Heat Formation. Heat Is a form of molecular energy According to the modern kinetic the ory of heat, the molecules of all bodies are In a state of rapid vibration and any Increase of the rapidity of this motion, from whatever cause, in creases the heat of the body, while the heat Is decreased If this velocity Is diminished. Lucky Individual. The lucky ones seem to be always as if they Just came Into the world. . . . There Is still In them some thing of Adam upon the first day: they reconnolter, with shining eyes, the layout of the garden, and stare In admiration at such novel curiosities as the moon and stars. C. E. Mon tague. Fond of Animals. Ezra, the Janitor, found occasion to make himself quite busy In the office during a business session of the stock holders of the firm. After their de parture he said to the manager of the business: "Boss, you mind showing me that white elephant I heard you all say you got!" Snails in Hibernation. Snails dig themselves Into the ground in winter and remain torpid, cementing the opening to their shells. They breathe through a small hole In the "cement," too small to allow the entrance of water, but large enough to let air In. Danger In Eloquence. "Eloquence," said III Ho, the sage of Chinatown, "Is a gift of the gods, to be used with discretion. It causes an error of statement to be remembered beyond the power even of eloquence to correct It." Washington Star. The First Lottery. The earliest known lottery was drawn at Bruges on February 24, 140. The late state lottery In Eng land was drawn on October 19. lSLD, at Coopers boll, London, in Basing- tiall street OUR COMIC SECTION Events in the Lives of Little Men I v t Pedestrian Liveliness. The automobile industry, we read la growing by leaps and bounds, and If yon want to know whose leaps and bounds. Just stand on a street corner nnd take a good look. New York Eve- Ding Tost Italian Art. The earliest period of Italian art Is railed the (Jot h e (about 1ZM-M) ! that from 1400-irioO Early Renais sance; that from 1.7) to ICOt) the High Itenalssuncej after that the De cadence. v n. ui ri a ii v mir- r mw mm i m r r ii ascc!i T 'rrTTrrrf-nrr-r.-.' I- WELL OR MONEY BACK Vour Piles llmlnattri or fee rafund! M the M KITTEN Aibt KANtK we five in a.!m.nJi,tr. insj ' v- . iTin lamirua tim-ur((kl method of Irral ynt,(Uid by us delusively) Hrmarkabl luccew alto wit otltewfctaland Oikmannienlk Send TOIMY Hn 1-Kf- K 100. Diiic book tUvintf detail tnd mmx mm m inunuretiinitrtiimrmiaif. m U Z.fV4 tmwiiiuiiiiiiijsns ftfXTAL & COLON CLINIC ponrtAMi s r. a x x Lt t . , . , T'K 'L (WHAT VtR'FRAlP 0F?J WOULDN'T BE ( gX ,. M HCS SCARED STIFF, ( (E jEE THCj) Kd5t ft fitt THE TOREADOR. (CrrteMcW m. 0 FINNEY OF THE FORCE Finney Will Help the Next Effort THE FEATHERHEADS Felix Would Say "Help" Color and Sound. It Is said thut at least 2 per cent of human beings associate a partlcu ln color with each sound they bear and sometimes this extends to the names of days of the week. Susar-Ceated. l want a little pink tnblet," said the customer In the drug store. "What's our trouble?" "I want to write a letter," explained the custo merCappers W eekly. His Dear Departed. A Berlin husband advertises hl matrimonial troubles In s local paper: My pious faithful wife has departed from me. will the honorarjie under tilease keep?" rv i it LIFE'S LITTLE JESTS THE LONG AND SHORT OF IT "Name thla child,'' said the minister, preparing to Imptlxo the twins. The proud father threw out ins chest, "tieorue Theodore Andrew Johu Lincoln Curueglv Jones I" Tim minister gasped. "And the nlherr The meek, nervous mother In a scarcely audible voire answered: 'Maude.'' ENDS COLDS Crescendo. An ahscnMiilnilcd lihuilHt b"tmht an automobile, and. after the salesman had given him two lessons, decided he could run It without asslHtnure. When he awoke In the hospital (h first thing ho suld was; "I thought that was tlio loud pedal I presseu wnn my right foot." "It was!" said the nurse wltb 1 BIllllU. J tLA HAVE TO DO IT M,JU. J HAVE To JUMP So USING HER VOICE (If Mne-1 always lower my tolce when I ask huhhy for money. i Amy-And raise It If you don't get It, eh? Mary 'a Lamb, Wary h.l a llttl lmh ' And had II trained )ut , It paid kit stary nt. To dinner or the ehnw. More Suitable. I.ady lu iN'piirtmi-nt Ntore May I see some trunks, please I.UL'iriiKe ttuleainan I to you prefer the nliiln ones, madam, or ahull I show you some of our new mi-iaMrlmmcd, Indestructible, camp or running board tvnef l.ady-Jut plain ones, I guess. l hustmnd wants to wear them In swim mlng. Grocers' Journal. Toe Crowded. Slie Slmll we fly arross the Allan Me on our vacation this summer! Hi fjo: go somewhere awa) rom the crowds. NOT TEMPERATURE FALL TuviMd V30 WFvW-l1 VIH- UT5 y-rW.'. X W.vVJmT a fcrm. l6lMftM WU voo WNK IM CC4TV' J I KMT Wt( 9-fr Vi CE - tM I V TMi VN-y I 0 VOU GONTA HjOJ j Jo AS SAKS- a yojj Aft&p N. J K IN OH NO VOUOE J ( S '-Ha,CrJK7 TT-USTfcN IVER HEfttl OF TUE ANClENf j v -WVi of T4M I COOKS-!-CA0 AS K.NS V VI JJTOftSoeS?. NOV i - IftWMUraH.wap.g.rPalesf r -m j T;f -. . . i 11 fttgaQUTL. Bon (KUlltyl I'ud, the thermometer luis fallen. Dud How ninny degrees, sun? Hon I wasn't sienklng of the tem pcruture, sir. A Rare One. E'4,ii'l No Mother Cm Be Happy Unless Babies Are Site From RIhmIo KlanJ a mother wrltnat 1 linv .filwnvt uiven niv cltiltlrrn Clruco for coughs nnd colili and ccr laitily would never be without It. What nitarlmit f1lnsi nf Mrurllv In kruvta Irtal f mM W nlv4 wntumt mnniIiiw. ruUli Uttkvn up. cnuiiltt itpitsti, and wltmpiig Cttiagh Mil and ltitttiil almoal tmtanth if mi lamoiia pit vatrian a pfrw-njHWisl ttwtttn. i-.vary hmUf aiul gruwine etidsi U a(Muilrd whan (slaMMTa ia In lha noma. Hvarv iliwlor-" vvrv tf aintil nufta-Kailnneiknuwnul Mi mar Vrlitua rnprtwsj. lotia Isk). alHtuii tivr I Without (tUnWOntvl II tH IftlOl Hlf tirUJUll4 or gaitaral Muct. Conuttt no opuiat. DR. DRAKE'S GlESSCO Cenin am Craua nmmli TIIR CLESSNrH COMPANY TDCC riwIUy.Ohlo ( T"ii7 Sml nt et wwf a lllnl Pro 'I rul 1-MtU ol lu. iH.k.'l.l I iSTOMda mtv ol ih book, Lwm ol IiiUou and IklUlM." CONSTIPATION RELIEVED ...QUICKLY Carter's Utile Usr Ps ra VesetaMs Law f,H end imhiIjmmii ale r UM rvMVM ' Una aideiiin irlit, mum ioi Jmii mmi uif Ma ikr a donor't AU UrouMI lliuj 1U SW PxaaeM.. CARTA'S 1 EBPILtS To Cool a Durn Ute Hartford' Balsam of Myrrh Imm? hv Snl erttl tf MMae. AU Un. 'uJiiiiTiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiMiiiiiiini If tlERVES Do Not Ntfbct NervoiMneu Irritability Slccplcuncu I E Pastor KoenU's Nervine: S aa Bm tld gocrtnlullr .w erw 3 44 fwri. Sold br )! Ifu( llortfc Aattarrsri sampu 3 5 K0ENIC MlETiCINe CO. 1041 N. Wflli Si. rillCAUO. ILL. a .TilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllHIlX MEDITERRANEAN 2,'; "Transyhranla" ailing Jan. t6 Clark "0 Stth rrutM. M ttur. Inrlwline Madvtra, ('narr UUtvia, ( utliUjirt. Hatal. atHtal of alucmo Kpftin. Alawn. MaJla. Alhi. (4Mt. etanonoelo. Ifcdanl'ahatlnoafMl lertl, lulr. auvtwa. i oorutwrc It arM, imiwmiwm, LOW. iit , iaosetiSo rBAWKCCtABK.Tfe.aids.WT. PAKKLM'S I (A IK BALSAM Boojrir .rar ooJ Fal Hawi Ml tl ' "'HI'". . l-.l.l, . .. J nniKTns aUAMPtMV-loXI I" la r.-0" fMS'ii " bair ann and SiiRr. wiwhhjmiiw ""T tM. Uiiuil Laltal Y ecks, l'oUiw(ia, N. I. .. llitl.rie Ca Plant With the advent of artluVlnl gas Into New Orleans, fires In the historic natural gas plant lllekered nut after more than IKI years of continuous burning, ttefore the Civil war slaves tended the fires In the gas house and the old rorporatlon carried on IIS books the Item of (.'..l.tSNI of "live as sets," or slaves. The massive orna mental Iron gate, to discourage breaks for liberty, at III swings In (dare. The ouornt alrl I've io"t la pretty Anna Mnrr Jan mrn-in Who dons not I It I ft K lirr niiso Needs priwdiT ev-ry limn she takes! brent h 'lin lniintl I'miolror, Mil Mistake. lie Sny, girlie, lei's get nmrrli-d and lake a long lioneyiiKHiu. tilie Hove you etioufh mutiey He No, but aren't you the girl thut wns left all (bat raMiT fihe-No. He Oh, my goodness, I beg your I pardon. Out of the Trying Pan. "Doesn't .loe ever gel tired of Ills wife's conl Inued sulkliiess?" "I think not. He says when she's goodnatiired she slugs." AU. a Riot of Color. They were watching a gorgeoui siinsel. "Old you ever see such a wonder fill display of color?" exclaimed lh poelle one. "Nowhere, except on a Happen face," replied Iho other. Attend tht Party In Spit of Cold I THin't despair some day your social rnlcndar Is full, and you awake with miserable cold. He rid nf It by noon! Yott can, If you know the secret: I'ate's Cold Compound soon settles any cold, yes, even ono that bus reached deep In the throat or lungs. Adr. In tho Year 2000. Inhiililliiiil of Mars Who's I Ii nt In dy I've seen you with lulely? Knrlli Dweller Thill's no lady, that's my mechanical, eloclrlcilrlven coin I vitiation housekeeper and phiyuuila. Practical Proposition Suitor When I am away from Allcen I plumb the uttermost depths of despair. Her Kal her I lull! fiet a mors practical and prolltnble Job of plumb ing nnd I'll let you bavo her. Ilostoo Transcript. Garfield Tea Was Your Grandmother'a Remedy For every stomach and Intestinal III. This good old fnsh lolled herb boms remedy for constl pillion, stomach Ills and other derange ment of the sys tem so prevalent these days Is In even greater favor as a family medicine than Id your grandmother's day. SCHOOL FOR MEN frahlu Iw IUSINI!!, TRADES M rHOHJJIONJ KimtH eiiir time. Hvnil fr lltcriiture. OREGON IN1TITUTK OP TICHNOLOOV , u, u. A. Illtlg. l'urlluil,Orugoa rrarTlTnMI 1111 lVMTmm