t -li
i ..
f Artificial "Snow."
J Once a novelty, "chemical snow It
How manufactured hy the ton Instead
of by the ounce. It la Increasingly
used for refrigeration, for under cer
tain condition! this substance Is Mid
to be 13 times as elhYlent as water
Ice. Ire cream, now shipped from
(New York to Cuba, weighs only one
third as much as It would If packed
with tee.
Ocean's Treasures.
The ocean supplies Important
amounts of human food, of raw ma
terial such as sharks' skins, oils
from sea animals, furs, and materials
cblnlnnble from seaweed. If the hu
man race were compelled to do so, It
Is probable that practically all our
meat supplies could be obtained
from the ocean, as well as a consid
erable part of our vegetable require
ments.
Cauiet of Storms.
Electrical storms are generated by
sudden or sharp changes In atmo
spheric temperature. Since the upper
iitmnctthora la nhrnvft roll!. SUCh
changes are much less frequent In
winter, when the temperature near the
earth Is also low. Hence, thunder and
lightning are much more frequent lu
summer than in winter.
Bodily Heat Formation.
Heat Is a form of molecular energy
According to the modern kinetic the
ory of heat, the molecules of all bodies
are In a state of rapid vibration and
any Increase of the rapidity of this
motion, from whatever cause, in
creases the heat of the body, while
the heat Is decreased If this velocity
Is diminished.
Lucky Individual.
The lucky ones seem to be always
as if they Just came Into the world.
. . . There Is still In them some
thing of Adam upon the first day:
they reconnolter, with shining eyes,
the layout of the garden, and stare
In admiration at such novel curiosities
as the moon and stars. C. E. Mon
tague. Fond of Animals.
Ezra, the Janitor, found occasion to
make himself quite busy In the office
during a business session of the stock
holders of the firm. After their de
parture he said to the manager of the
business: "Boss, you mind showing
me that white elephant I heard you
all say you got!"
Snails in Hibernation.
Snails dig themselves Into the
ground in winter and remain torpid,
cementing the opening to their shells.
They breathe through a small hole In
the "cement," too small to allow the
entrance of water, but large enough
to let air In.
Danger In Eloquence.
"Eloquence," said III Ho, the sage of
Chinatown, "Is a gift of the gods, to be
used with discretion. It causes an
error of statement to be remembered
beyond the power even of eloquence to
correct It." Washington Star.
The First Lottery.
The earliest known lottery was
drawn at Bruges on February 24,
140. The late state lottery In Eng
land was drawn on October 19. lSLD,
at Coopers boll, London, in Basing-
tiall street
OUR COMIC SECTION
Events in the Lives of Little Men
I v t
Pedestrian Liveliness.
The automobile industry, we read
la growing by leaps and bounds, and
If yon want to know whose leaps and
bounds. Just stand on a street corner
nnd take a good look. New York Eve-
Ding Tost
Italian Art.
The earliest period of Italian art Is
railed the (Jot h e (about 1ZM-M) !
that from 1400-irioO Early Renais
sance; that from 1.7) to ICOt) the High
Itenalssuncej after that the De
cadence.
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WELL OR MONEY BACK
Vour Piles llmlnattri or fee rafund! M the
M KITTEN Aibt KANtK we five in a.!m.nJi,tr.
insj ' v- . iTin lamirua
tim-ur((kl method of Irral
ynt,(Uid by us delusively)
Hrmarkabl luccew alto wit
otltewfctaland Oikmannienlk
Send TOIMY Hn 1-Kf- K 100.
Diiic book tUvintf detail tnd
mmx mm m inunuretiinitrtiimrmiaif.
m U Z.fV4 tmwiiiuiiiiiiijsns
ftfXTAL & COLON CLINIC
ponrtAMi s r. a x x Lt
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T'K 'L (WHAT VtR'FRAlP 0F?J WOULDN'T BE (
gX ,. M HCS SCARED STIFF, ( (E jEE THCj) Kd5t
ft fitt
THE TOREADOR.
(CrrteMcW m. 0
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
Finney Will Help the Next Effort
THE FEATHERHEADS
Felix Would Say "Help"
Color and Sound.
It Is said thut at least 2 per cent
of human beings associate a partlcu
ln color with each sound they bear
and sometimes this extends to the
names of days of the week.
Susar-Ceated.
l want a little pink tnblet," said
the customer In the drug store.
"What's our trouble?" "I want to
write a letter," explained the custo
merCappers W eekly.
His Dear Departed.
A Berlin husband advertises hl
matrimonial troubles In s local paper:
My pious faithful wife has departed
from me. will the honorarjie under
tilease keep?"
rv i it
LIFE'S
LITTLE
JESTS
THE LONG AND SHORT OF IT
"Name thla child,'' said the minister,
preparing to Imptlxo the twins.
The proud father threw out ins
chest, "tieorue Theodore Andrew Johu
Lincoln Curueglv Jones I"
Tim minister gasped.
"And the nlherr
The meek, nervous mother In a
scarcely audible voire answered:
'Maude.''
ENDS COLDS
Crescendo.
An ahscnMiilnilcd lihuilHt b"tmht an
automobile, and. after the salesman
had given him two lessons, decided he
could run It without asslHtnure.
When he awoke In the hospital (h
first thing ho suld was; "I thought
that was tlio loud pedal I presseu wnn
my right foot."
"It was!" said the nurse wltb 1
BIllllU. J
tLA HAVE TO DO IT M,JU. J HAVE To JUMP So
USING HER VOICE
(If
Mne-1 always lower my tolce when
I ask huhhy for money. i
Amy-And raise It If you don't get
It, eh?
Mary 'a Lamb,
Wary h.l a llttl lmh
' And had II trained )ut ,
It paid kit stary nt.
To dinner or the ehnw.
More Suitable.
I.ady lu iN'piirtmi-nt Ntore May I
see some trunks, please
I.UL'iriiKe ttuleainan I to you prefer
the nliiln ones, madam, or ahull I show
you some of our new mi-iaMrlmmcd,
Indestructible, camp or running board
tvnef
l.ady-Jut plain ones, I guess. l
hustmnd wants to wear them In swim
mlng. Grocers' Journal.
Toe Crowded.
Slie Slmll we fly arross the Allan
Me on our vacation this summer!
Hi fjo: go somewhere awa)
rom the crowds.
NOT TEMPERATURE FALL
TuviMd V30 WFvW-l1 VIH- UT5 y-rW.'. X
W.vVJmT a fcrm. l6lMftM WU voo WNK IM CC4TV' J
I KMT Wt( 9-fr Vi CE - tM I V TMi VN-y I 0 VOU GONTA HjOJ j
Jo AS SAKS- a yojj Aft&p N. J K IN OH NO VOUOE J
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TT-USTfcN
IVER HEfttl OF TUE ANClENf j v -WVi of T4M
I COOKS-!-CA0 AS K.NS V VI JJTOftSoeS?. NOV i -
IftWMUraH.wap.g.rPalesf r -m j T;f -. . . i 11 fttgaQUTL.
Bon (KUlltyl I'ud, the thermometer
luis fallen.
Dud How ninny degrees, sun?
Hon I wasn't sienklng of the tem
pcruture, sir.
A Rare One.
E'4,ii'l
No Mother Cm Be Happy
Unless Babies Are Site
From RIhmIo KlanJ a mother wrltnat
1 linv .filwnvt uiven niv cltiltlrrn
Clruco for coughs nnd colili and ccr
laitily would never be without It.
What nitarlmit f1lnsi nf Mrurllv In kruvta
Irtal f mM W nlv4 wntumt mnniIiiw.
ruUli Uttkvn up. cnuiiltt itpitsti, and wltmpiig
Cttiagh Mil and ltitttiil almoal tmtanth if
mi lamoiia pit vatrian a pfrw-njHWisl ttwtttn.
i-.vary hmUf aiul gruwine etidsi U a(Muilrd
whan (slaMMTa ia In lha noma. Hvarv iliwlor-"
vvrv tf aintil nufta-Kailnneiknuwnul Mi mar
Vrlitua rnprtwsj. lotia Isk). alHtuii tivr I
Without (tUnWOntvl II tH IftlOl Hlf tirUJUll4
or gaitaral Muct. Conuttt no opuiat.
DR. DRAKE'S
GlESSCO
Cenin am Craua nmmli
TIIR CLESSNrH COMPANY TDCC
riwIUy.Ohlo ( T"ii7
Sml nt et wwf a lllnl Pro
'I rul 1-MtU ol lu. iH.k.'l.l I iSTOMda
mtv ol ih book, Lwm ol IiiUou and
IklUlM."
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To Cool a Durn
Ute Hartford' Balsam of Myrrh
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Do Not Ntfbct
NervoiMneu
Irritability
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Clark "0 Stth rrutM. M ttur. Inrlwline Madvtra,
('narr UUtvia, ( utliUjirt. Hatal. atHtal of
alucmo Kpftin. Alawn. MaJla. Alhi. (4Mt.
etanonoelo. Ifcdanl'ahatlnoafMl lertl, lulr.
auvtwa. i oorutwrc It arM, imiwmiwm,
LOW.
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PAKKLM'S
I (A IK BALSAM
Boojrir .rar ooJ Fal Hawi
Ml tl ' "'HI'".
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nniKTns aUAMPtMV-loXI I" la
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bair ann and SiiRr. wiwhhjmiiw ""T
tM. Uiiuil Laltal Y ecks, l'oUiw(ia, N. I.
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llitl.rie Ca Plant
With the advent of artluVlnl gas
Into New Orleans, fires In the historic
natural gas plant lllekered nut after
more than IKI years of continuous
burning, ttefore the Civil war slaves
tended the fires In the gas house and
the old rorporatlon carried on IIS
books the Item of (.'..l.tSNI of "live as
sets," or slaves. The massive orna
mental Iron gate, to discourage breaks
for liberty, at III swings In (dare.
The ouornt alrl I've io"t
la pretty Anna Mnrr Jan mrn-in
Who dons not I It I ft K lirr niiso
Needs priwdiT ev-ry limn she takes!
brent h 'lin lniintl I'miolror,
Mil Mistake.
lie Sny, girlie, lei's get nmrrli-d
and lake a long lioneyiiKHiu.
tilie Hove you etioufh mutiey
He No, but aren't you the girl thut
wns left all (bat raMiT
fihe-No.
He Oh, my goodness, I beg your
I pardon.
Out of the Trying Pan.
"Doesn't .loe ever gel tired of Ills
wife's conl Inued sulkliiess?"
"I think not. He says when she's
goodnatiired she slugs."
AU. a Riot of Color.
They were watching a gorgeoui
siinsel.
"Old you ever see such a wonder
fill display of color?" exclaimed lh
poelle one.
"Nowhere, except on a Happen
face," replied Iho other.
Attend tht Party
In Spit of Cold I
THin't despair some day your social
rnlcndar Is full, and you awake with
miserable cold. He rid nf It by noon!
Yott can, If you know the secret:
I'ate's Cold Compound soon settles any
cold, yes, even ono that bus reached
deep In the throat or lungs. Adr.
In tho Year 2000.
Inhiililliiiil of Mars Who's I Ii nt In dy
I've seen you with lulely?
Knrlli Dweller Thill's no lady, that's
my mechanical, eloclrlcilrlven coin
I vitiation housekeeper and phiyuuila.
Practical Proposition
Suitor When I am away from
Allcen I plumb the uttermost depths
of despair.
Her Kal her I lull! fiet a mors
practical and prolltnble Job of plumb
ing nnd I'll let you bavo her. Ilostoo
Transcript.
Garfield Tea
Was Your
Grandmother'a Remedy
For every stomach
and Intestinal III.
This good old fnsh
lolled herb boms
remedy for constl
pillion, stomach Ills
and other derange
ment of the sys
tem so prevalent these days Is In even
greater favor as a family medicine
than Id your grandmother's day.
SCHOOL FOR MEN
frahlu Iw IUSINI!!, TRADES M rHOHJJIONJ
KimtH eiiir time. Hvnil fr lltcriiture.
OREGON IN1TITUTK OP TICHNOLOOV
, u, u. A. Illtlg. l'urlluil,Orugoa
rrarTlTnMI 1111 lVMTmm