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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (March 16, 1928)
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U PORTLAND, NO. 10-1924 CHAPTER V Continued IS "Ob, I aayl Stop and have eand wtches and coffee with roe!" ah aug geated chummlly not at all aa a aub ordlnat addressee a auperior officer. "I can't bear eating alone It's almost gross, lent It? Will you? Tve heapa we'll have a Jolly lunch I I've a thermoa bottle of hot coffee, good etrong coffee that I niad myself,"-she chattered aa aha began to aet things out on the flat desk-top, feeling ex hilarated at a bit of normal human association and talk after her weeka of a trained, artificial relations With this man, if they kept oil of pedagogy, ah could be herself up to a certain point at least (though of course ahe would have to watch her accent). She almost anatched hta bat and coat away from him aa ahe directed him to draw np his chair before the array of dainty andwlchea, coffee and fruit which aha had apread out "But," ha aaid as he placed their ehaira and tbey sat down, "why U my company all of a audden so welcome? An hour ago it was, Ton here again 1 " "Well, alnce you know th very worat about me, I can enjoy a chat with yon. I'ts been dying for a man to talk to I rve been almoat driven to flirting with the wooden Indian in front of the village cigar store!" "'Flirting'? I'm afraid I can't play up. Dont know how. Afraid I've al ways been rather atick with girls," he said dolefully, his yea on her glowing face and creamy neck encir cled by a fluffy, fluted whit rtiffls. What a brut he had been to make her cry anything so dainty and sweet! "I wouldn't presum to flirt with th county superintendent," ahe re assured him, "who knows the very worst about met" "The very worat you're sure!" "What further do you auspect m of? Not knowing th Presidents In order Well, I don't Nor the Twelve Apoatlea either. And I can't name off hand the Chinese dynastlea for the past Ave thousand years. Dave some coffee r Bhe poured him a second cup and his heart thrilled to her aa he aaw how gay she now looked after her tears. He himself waa lonely enough, la an conscience, and this bit of com panionship with such an engagingly Impudent child was, to aay the least, very diverting. "Too mad this coffee T he asked. "Teach that to th girls of your school and ni advla your trustees to raise your salary and If they taste your code they'll do It!" "Ton put good eoffee before learn ing and call yourself an educator I Man do Uke their comforts, don't they? I wonder why I'm teaching achool anyway, when American cooks are paid such huge wagee. What do American cook do with the million thy earn? Buy country estates and retire r "American cooks r h repeated re flectively. "How about foreign cooks? English cooks, for Instance T" She fait betraying warmth In her cheeks. H suspected bar I No won der, th way ahe so often spoke of American thing, aa though ahe were not an American I "I should think," ahe answered calmly, "that with tha terrible unem ployment w read of over there, cooks ought to be cheap. I'm told, Mr. Oreighton," ah cbanged the aubject, aa ah leaned back In her chair with aandwich In her hand, "that you're terrible Idealist. How do yon man age ur "I don't Though the alternative la o self -destructive I Do yon (am I to conclude), Ilka moat young people of this day, Imagine yourself a cynic?" "How can one escape Itr I have a cousin who wsa a radical Socialist until be married a rich wife. I bave an uncle who waa a liberal In all hla Idea until a fellow-professor at hla college was expelled for hla liberal ism when my uncle changed bla view. Believe In liberals with ideals? No, It'a asking too much I" She shook her head over It bopeleealy. "Did yon never know anyone," Crelghton asked, "to sacrifice eome thing for the aake of bla Meals r "TouT ahe Inquired, looking at him over an expanse of aandwich at her Hps. "Hat rens, no I I was thinking of Ur. B. D. afore!!, for instance" "Editor of Foreign Affaire," aha nodded then instantly regretted her too-ready knowledge of thia English editor. Wasn't tha mention of him belt? Would an American be apt to know of htm? "Of course," she hastened to add, "liberate all over the world moat take heart from Mr. Mo reU't steadfast courage and heroism I" "Tea tmt h Isn't very much known la America how did yon come to know of him?" "Read about bin la The Nation. He looked surprised. "I'm aura," be said, "yea are the only teacher ander my rorladictlon that baa vr even heard of that paper 1" . Conversation with him waa, after an, too fan of pitfalls, ahe decided. She waa glad when the children' re turning to the schoolroom obliged him to take hla leave. Her curiosity aa to how much he suspected was fairly consuming her. ' CHAPTER VI Aunt Rosy waa again at the Schweacktone', and It was manifest that bar brother-in-law waa not "over ly pleased" at her unoxpectod visit. HELEN R. MARTIN OoprrlaM a? Coda. Mwd A 0 WNU awvlc Conversation at aupper, In spit of her efforts to sustain it, , seemed to languish. No one but Aunt Rosy seemed to be In the mood for this friendly chatting. "Susie tol' me about your boldln' up young CrelKhton and taktn' hla watch off of him, Sam," ahe eatd, "and if I waa yon I wouldn't like It ao well that that fnet young fellah got a foot hold In here with Nettle so lovesick sha don't know half th time what ahe's about" "I dont know what you mean by a foothold,' Aunt Rosy," replied Mr. Bchweockton Irritably. "11 alnt been round here alnce." "How do yon know he ain't? This after, when I got here, I seen Nettle niakln' alcb chocolate futch and" "Tea," broke In Susie in a tone of grievance, "and mind what aha don 'Flirting!' I'm Afraid I Can't Play Up. Dont Know How. Afraid I've Always Been Rathar a Stick With Girls." yet I She cooked my Are out ao'a I bad to build It fresh to cook my sup per!" "And when her futch waa done a 'ready, did ahe offer some to me and Susie? She did not! And wbat'a more, I don't aee none of It bein' passed 'round to yous neither! Whst did ahe done with that there futch? Why, I seen her packln' It all up nice In a white box and bldln' It good away I Who for? That's what you'd better And out 8am Schwenckton! Who for?" Nettle, her face crimson, muttered something about "a big nosey" and "buttln' Into other folks' business" but ber father Interfered, "Ba peaceful, both of you. I wont bave no wranglln' at our meals. Till supper's through a'ready, Nettle can tell me who the futch la for." Nettle, flashing a look of bate at Aunt Rosy, subsided Into a sullen alienee. Aunt Rosy waa certainly a very dis turbing element in this household. It wss because of her presence here this evening" that Mr. Schwenckton found himself, greatly to hla astonishment not to aay bewilderment and distress, "up against" the younger generation In a way that waa a shocking revela tion to blm of how times had changed. Incredible It aeemed to bla patriarchal Ideaa of family Ufa that hie own young daughter should dare to defy him but here waa the fact before hla very eyes Nettle stubbornly refusing to snswer bis questions aa to what aha had done with th fudge aha bad made. She admitted that it was already dis posed of. But neither commands, threats nor coaxings would elicit any thing further from ber. Meely waa pledged for a rendexvous, about school-closing time, with St Croix In the woods on tha hilltop. Tbla would be ber first meeting with him since their wordless encounter la tha Schwenckton kitchen the night of the "holdup" aud Meely, aa ahe hast ened aftor achool to the hill, waa tin gling with curiosity aa to what b would have to any of that dangerous moment which they bad managed to come through ao unbetraylngly. She waa pretty aura that poor Uttl Nettle'a fudge had been made for 8t Croix. "For all I know, ha haa been aeelng ber and baa discovered that I am the teacher I" aha apeculated. Not that ahe believed he had been seeking Nettle. He was, for the time, too engrossed In herself. But Nettle, In her adolescent Infatuation, may nave been thruatlng herself upon him and St Croix would not be overacru puloua In accepting gift the goda of fered. "I'll find out about that fudge," Meely resolved, "and It be la taking advantage of that Ignorant child, III protect herl" She wondered, as ah went on ber way, whether St Croix would notice the coat ahe wore, Tha season having advanced too far for ber gaudy voile frock, without a wrap, ahe waa In a bit of a predicament (or ber Jacket suit waa far too stylish for the Meely of St Croix' mental gallery and tha only other wrap ahe bad waa tbla half worn-out coat aha had nsed on th steamer en route for America, an Eng lish tweed that had once been auch a flrst-clasa garment she feared St Croix would instantly dotect its qual ity and atyle he waa ao obaervanl and Informed In auch matter well, rntherl If he did notice that her coat waa a good English tweed and ask questions, how on earth ahould ahe explain? She would have to trust to the inspiration of the moment "It'a almost unbelievable that I've come through ao fur without bla dis covering me! Tm some actreea, I ami They'll certainly have to notice me when I get to Hollywood I" He waa there ahead of ber at their meeting place and tha nipping air of the hilltop had acted aa an Irritant to both hla passion snd his temper. It wss getting much too cold for these out-of-door meeting and he knew of no place under a roof where tbey could get together without risk of de tectionespecially aa Meely" father bad grown eusplrloua for seme rea son; be had brought old Bchwenck ton's funny letter with bins to abow her; aa a warning that ahe must be more careful ; be would demand aa ex planation from ber aa to what ahe bad done to rouse ber father's suspi cion. ' Was there ao way that he could bave the girl except by Uklng ber away from her borne altogether? But of course he wssnt going to get him self Into that kind of a mesa I Absurd to think of It! 8t Croix still felt confident that when be nodded bl readtneaa, Meely would be only too glad and eager te come to him. Why ha bad nut It 08 ao long waa a mystery to hlmaslt Something about bar all aloag bad aeemed to check bla being precipi tate though probably ahe waa Just aa Impatient at bla dallying aa h himself waa. But th tlm was surely rip now and ba must delsy no longer. "I'm very displeased with yon," be began aa they aat huddled together to keep warm, on the big flat log. "What on earth made yoa do auch a reckless thing, my desr, aa te aead that box of fudge to my home? My mother got hold of It! Don't evr do auch a fool thing again, Meely! What on earth made yon break out Ilk that?" "Ach, well you aee, yoa gimme them awei! handkerchief and ao 1 wanted to pay yon back." "Of course it wsa nice of yoa to make the candy for me bat te aend It to my borne t My mother asked all aorta of questions she's awfully wor ried " "She muat be awful etuck-ue If you're ao scared of ber k no win' you travel with me! But I knowed folks a'ready that's got twlcet as much aa ahe'a got and they ain't ao proud that they're ashamed to know me I" "My mother Isn't "proud,' Meely ahe'a the gentlest, sweetest, dear eat" He apoke with auch feeling that Meely, who ao aeldom aaw blm ahow feeling for anyone but himself, waa Impressed. (to aa coNTiKvao.) IXXlI-IIIIIIXXXXXXXIXIIIXtX Embryo Lawyer Puts Up Successful Plea - Apparently lawyers art born and not made, if a delightful yarn published In th Manchester Guardian correctly Illustrates the development of the legal mentality from a start In the cradle, wrllea the London correspondent of the Christian Science Monitor. There had been a certain Uvellneae In tha nursery Just before bedtime, with the result that aome of tha, furniture waa broken. There waa a fog of highly conflicting evidence In the nursery, snd father decided that falling a full and accurate account of what bad happened, an anticipated holiday at Scarborough ahould be canceled. After aome momenta of deep thought hi young eon, who will probably aome day be lord chancellor, summed np the position In a sentence: "I bave aaid I didn't do It but if I caa't go to Scarborough unless I ssy I did do it I think I hsd better say I did It; but if I did do It I don't know I did It" Father I reported to bar re tired from the discussion at this stag, without risking further discomfiture by cross-exsmlnstlon. Duttin, f A Rtioaremlwi Harrison Olbba tell of a night when tb Stage manager' neglected te plac a mattress outside the castle walla aa a landing place for Duatln Feroura when be made a spectacular leap In aome melodrama. Farnum landed with a thnd audible all over the theater. To stave off the laugh he thought fast with tb result that almoat Immediately lie peeked over tbe parapet and remarked, "Th lake I froseu I" . , Salt ol th Earth The entire evaporation of tha world's oceans would leave a layer of aalt 2115 feet thick. 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ScUnc Win$ Victory Over Freak of Birth A auccesaful operation on what might b called Incomplete Blames twlna baa been reported to the medi cal Journal, Lancet of London, by Sir John Bland 8utton. An account of the caae waa aent to Sir John, him self a consulting surgeon at the Mid dlesex hospital, by a medical corre spondent In India. Attached to Uln da boy baby at birth waa a paraaltlc "brother" possessed of the full com plement of limbs, but minus head, lunga and heart A month after birth the parasite waa growing rapidly ao that the parents sought eurglcal aid tor the relief of the child. The oper ation waa performed and when laat heard from the child waa well and developing normally. Ruch caaea, aaid tbe British surgeon, ahould encourage surgeons generally to separate con Jointed twlna and spare the fully de veloped Individual not only a Ufa of bondage, but the Ignominy of being ex hibited In public shows. Righting a Wrong Keeper (spesklng of new arrival at aaylum) What' th matter with tbla fellow? Superintendent He aaya tb air la free and goes amund releasing It from eenple'a automobile Urea. Judge, Hat Many Application! ' Thore are three different meaning! to the word "yankoe." It waa Brat ap plied to nntlvea or cltlsens of th New Kngland atatea, particularly thoa ol old New Knglund fuinlllea. Then II waa applied by peopl of th Southern atatea to all tha peopl of th North ern ttaloa, In general Lastly, It If applied by the people of other coun trlva to all cltlscua aud Inhabitant ol th United Stale. Htaiaehuu from Slight Colit Usatlv PTtOMO QttfNINR Tatilals r llava tss lUaDnche by curing the Cold. Look for alanature ot & W, Drove e th bos. Ida. Adv. RtlimVmd Hi$ Mini When Sylvester Wronbleskl of Ash land, Wis saw what appeared to be a large wolf aneaklng througli tht brush ha ahot the animal and brought It to .the county aent for the X bounty. Tb affidavit was all mads out and lb money was about to bs paid when Dan Smith came In and aaid th animal waa hta police dog. He also raid other tilings, which can not be printed. Indlanapolla New. When a man'a temper la ruffled bU brows are usually knit Too will never bav a friend If 701 wait for on without a fault The Cream of the Tobacco Crop f l':X ' '--X:.: V jA k. (0,: ft , William X Tilden 2nd to protect his throat smokes Luckies "During the cour$e of tome of my itage appearances, 1 am called upon at intervals to smoke a cigarette and naturally I have to be careful about my choice, I smoke Lucky Strikes and have yet to feel the slightest effect upon my throat," ACTrr ' . J ft ft It's toasted' No Throat Irritation -No Coughj 01928, Tha American Tobacco Co, Ino. fttTT A mtTIk yourself of "creeping Ilia." Put your body In KHDNEYO trim by cleaning up your blood from the slowing down poisons poured into it by inactive kidneys. liver snd bowels. 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