The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19??, February 24, 1928, Image 3

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Newspaper Page Text1 BORN PEDAGOGUE "Look hero," cried tit Indignant housewife, "you al that If I gnvt you (iirt nu'ul jrou'd mow th grass and roll lh In wo for me." "I did, lady," admitted tlit out-of-work, lili eyes duwncsst. "Tlten," ald tlit woman, Tv hown yott wher to And tlit mowtr nd Hi roller. Now, wly don't you get oa wllli lir "Lady, I'd Ilk to, but I am doing this for jour owo good. I'v got to teach jrou louoo, Meter tak any body' word." HOW SHE DOES IT lie Too do that very gracefully. She l'oohl Pooh I All th girl mj I do It disgracefully. The Dane Poets prattled Ion Of the Maht fmaile toe, Thar mlhi warble, we'll allow, VI fantaetl ahoulders bow. Poor but Happy "Too har brt coming to W tilling- too great many yrara." "Tee," answered Senator Sorghum. "And I hav showo my lor of coun try In doing so." "You mean you har mad Mat fler "Well, I don't (tartly ay gov- em men! I ungrateful, but It doesn't measur op to big corporation la making up liberal pay roIL Wash ington Blsr. Bankrupt lira. Mark Your husband come of On old stork, doesn't he? XIrs. Park Yes, but h rarely psy an dividends. TOUGH LUCK "11 was so adorable I W got oul about Br miles and th car broke down." "Gee I Ton wer lucky." "No, li turned oi't to be an auto mechanic and the stupid boy fixed th thing right op." Fineite "Bant so money," My th ads And the neeer vary. Thar mutt brlns a lot of scads, I'eople art contrary. Foruight "Ton sr going to buy radlor "No, two of them." "What's th IdeaT "Well, w are buying two because on th nlghta when th atatlc la bad oo on w call us the other," Fata Jail Visitor What made you thief? Prisoner Circumstances; th tarn thing that mad you a gentleman.-. lloston Transcript. Hard Lack "Did you heur th Joke about that rlnema actressr "No, what waa It?" "Her secretary didn't keep the rec ord straight, and now aha finds ah baa had two mnr divorce than she I had weddings." Well Stocked The Kitchen Cabinet jj m (A, till. Weetera Nawtpapar tlnloa.) Live for tomethln, have t purpose, And that purpoa kaep In vlewi Drifting Ilka a haluleta vaatal, IViou oan'at na'ar to Ufa ba true. Half th wracks that straw Ufa ocean, If mme star hid btsn thtlr guide, lllsht hav now been riding safalyl Hut they drifted with lla tide. Whltakar. EVERYDAY 000D THINQ8 Everybody likes to muk candy one la a will!; let th boy and gtrli hav th kltcheo and miik: Peanut Brittle. On and one-hall cupful of sugar added to tor- fourth of a cupful of corn sirup with two-thirds of a cupful of cold wa ter. Add on tublespooiiful of butter and one-half pound of shelled and aklnned peanut. Add three-fourth tesapnonful of soda and pour out Into well buttered pun. When cold break up Into pieces. Butterscotch PI. Tak on and one-half cupful of brown sugar, on nd onc-hnlf cupful of water and bring to th boiling point Pour over thre tablespootiful each of Sour, cornstarch and augar well mixed, then cook uutll thick. Add the slightly beaten yolk of two egg and cook a mlnut longer. Itemovs from th Br, add three tablespooofula of butter, on tessMmnful of vanilla, and a plncb of salt Pour Into a baked shell end cover with a meringue, using tin egg while, a plncb of baking powder and four tablespooofula of augar. Chicken Msrlngo, Tak a four or five-pound chicken, drew, clean and si n go, then disjoint Bprlnkl with Mlt pepper and flour, fry quickly to a frying pan until brown. Itemove th chicken to a eaaserole. Fry one onion and two cloves of garlic weft minced for flv minute, then add four table spoonfuls of flour and brown. Add on teaspoonful of suit, one-eighth of a teaapoonful of pepper, on teaspoon- fill of paprika, two cupful each of chicken stock and atrslned csnned to mato. Cook until slightly thickened Ibeo pour over th chicken to th csaserole ; cover and cook for on and one-half hour. When nearly resdy to aerv add two tableapnonfula of chopped olives and one-half cupful of minced mushrooms. Oood Thing. A nlc salad which la always well liked and la not hard to prepsr Is Asparsgu With Chlf fonad Dressing. Ar range th asparagus. thre or four stalk, In li.'i r'nI ' tomato or green U' I 1 1 or red pepper and aerv III with the followlnc: Tak on and one-half tea- spoonfuls of Hit on teaapoonful of augar, one half teaspoonful of paprika, on and one-third cupfuls of salad oil aod four tableapoonfuls of lemon Julc. Tut all th abov Ingredient In glass Jsr and ahsk until thoroughly mlied. Just before serving add on hard cooked egg and two cooked beets chopped, three tshlespoonfula of para- ley and two of onion alto chopped, Cream of Mushroom Soup. Peel and alio one half pound of mush rooms. Cook th cap and atema In thre rupful of wster twenty min utes. Press through a strainer. There should b two and one-half cupful of stork and mushroom. Prepsr white Mure, uHng two tahlespoonful of butter, four of flour, suit and pap rika to taste, and one cupful of milk Cook together until amootb and thick, then add on cupful of cream. Com bine all the Ingredients and (erv hot Raised Corn-Meal Muffins. Pour a pint of boiling water over a half cup ful of corn meal, add two tableapoon fuls of shortening, one-In If cupful of molasses, on teaapoonful of Mlt and Dili well Let stand until lukewarm and add a yeaat cuke dissolved In two tiibleapoonful of warm water, beat to about alx cupful of flour, let rls until light, put Into muffin pans, let rlt again and bnk In a hot oven twenty minute. Thl mixture started at night la ready for breakfast muf fins. Th recipe make one dozen and a half. dinger At le. Mil together thre pint of ginger !, one-half cupful of lemon Juice, one-half cupful of orange Julc and one-half cupful of augar. Stir and dlssolv th sugar, pour Into a freeser and freese to a mush. Serve In sherbet glasses garnished with little chopped, candled ginger. Mexican Lamb Stow, Tak a pound neck of lamb, cut It Into rmall piece end roll In two tablespoon til of flour and brown In on tahlespoonful of aweet fat, with on onion chopped, three green pepper and thre toms- toes all chopped. Kry for flv mln utes, add two quarta of hot water, a tuhlespoonful of salt and one-fourth teuapoonful of pepper. Simmer for an hour. Add one cupful each of green pens and corn and one-half cup ful of rice. Cook until the rle la done. Wlien ready to serv pour over one beaten egg fend a teaspoonful of oil with one-half, teurpoonful of vinegar. A cupful of hot milk taken befor going to bed will Insure a good ntght'i The BABY V,' '; J No mother In this enlightened ag would give her bnby something she did not know was perfectly harmless, especially when a few drop of plain Castor! will right a baby' stomach sod end almost any little lit. Fretful aca and fever, too; It seems no time until everything la serene. Thar th beauty of Castorla; Its gent! Influence seem Just what la needed. It doe all that castor oil might accomplish, without shock to th system. Without th evil taste. It's delicious I Being purely veget able, yon can give It aa often a there's a sign of co'le; constipation; diarrhea; or need to aid sound, nat ural sleep. Just on warning: It la genuine Fletcher' Castorla that physicians recommend. Other preparations may b Just aa free from ill doubtful drags, but DO child of this writer's Is going to test them I Besides, the book on care and feeding of babiea that come with Fletcher's CsstorU la worth Its weight In gold. Children Cry for Enthusiasm can b overdone. Help Kidneys Bv Drinking More Water Tak Salle to Flush Kidneys andU Help Neutralize Irri tating Acid Kidney and bladder Irritation often result from acidity, says a noted au thority. The kidneys help filter this add from the Mood and pass It oa, to the bladder, where It may remain to Irrltut and Inflame, causing a burn ing, scalding aensatlon, or aettlng up aa Irritation at the neck of the blad der, obliging you to aeek relief two or three tlmea during the night Th sufferer I In constant dread ; th wa ter passe sometime with a scalding enautlon and I very profuse; again, ther I difficulty In voiding It Bladder weakness, most folks call It because they can't control urina tion. While It I extremely annoying and sometime very painful, thla la often on of th most simple ailment to overcome. Begin drinking lota of soft water, also get about four ounce of Jad Bait from your phar macist and tak a tahlespoonful In a glasa of water befor breakfast Con tinue thl for two or three daye. Thla will belp neutralize th acids In th cystem so they no longer sr a source of Irritation to th bladder and uri nary organs, which then' act normal again. Jad Salt la Inexpensive, and la made from the acid of grapes anj lemon Juice, combined with llthta, and Is osed by thousands of folks who are subject to urinary disorders caused by acid irritation. Jad Salt cause no bad effect whatever. Here you b'av a pleasant efferves cent llthla-water drink which msy quickly rellev your bladder Irritation, Balloon Stayg in Air A balloon that will May In th air for week at a Urn ba been invented by M. Laden Cudln of France. Bodlo claim that bis new levlce preclude th necessity of having to relesM all th gaa from th bag In order to regu late Its altitude. Beside th balloon's ordlnsry go bag filled wltb hydrogen. not sufficient to support It slone, th proposed craft will carry an auxiliary compartment filled wltb air to supply buoysocy. The pilot can regulate bis altitude by beating or cooling the air, thua obviating th necessity of releas ing any of th hydrogen. Chlcugo Dally New. And Thit h Counted Good Legal Defeme "Criminal trials sr Involved with so many technicalities nowadays," said Attorney L. 0. Hi ( arm, who st one time was noted prosecuting attorney. that unquestionably a great many criminal escape their just desert Leniency to women witnesses was Inrgely responsible for th oiientng wedge; snd precedent the bugaboo of sll trial lawyers, has done the rest "What could be more absurd than th testimony of Mike the Killer, re arrested ahortly after doing time un der the nam of Jones? "'Now, Mr. Jones,' coos the prose cutor, Isn't It true that you were re leased from the penitentiary only a month ago, after doing ten years for murder?" "And Mr. Jones, alias Mike the Killer, who has read the newspapers. promptly answers, 1 don't remember.' " Los Angeles Time. Why He Succeeded Honored politically- and profeition ally, during bis lifetime, Dr. R. V. fierce, whose r'ctur appears ere, made a success lew have equalled. 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