1
BORN PEDAGOGUE
"Look hero," cried tit Indignant
housewife, "you al that If I gnvt
you (iirt nu'ul jrou'd mow th
grass and roll lh In wo for me."
"I did, lady," admitted tlit out-of-work,
lili eyes duwncsst.
"Tlten," ald tlit woman, Tv
hown yott wher to And tlit mowtr
nd Hi roller. Now, wly don't you
get oa wllli lir
"Lady, I'd Ilk to, but I am doing
this for jour owo good. I'v got to
teach jrou louoo, Meter tak any
body' word."
HOW SHE DOES IT
lie Too do that very gracefully.
She l'oohl Pooh I All th girl
mj I do It disgracefully.
The Dane
Poets prattled Ion
Of the Maht fmaile toe,
Thar mlhi warble, we'll allow,
VI fantaetl ahoulders bow.
Poor but Happy
"Too har brt coming to W tilling-
too great many yrara."
"Tee," answered Senator Sorghum.
"And I hav showo my lor of coun
try In doing so."
"You mean you har mad Mat
fler
"Well, I don't (tartly ay gov-
em men! I ungrateful, but It doesn't
measur op to big corporation la
making up liberal pay roIL Wash
ington Blsr.
Bankrupt
lira. Mark Your husband come of
On old stork, doesn't he?
XIrs. Park Yes, but h rarely psy
an dividends.
TOUGH LUCK
"11 was so adorable I W got oul
about Br miles and th car broke
down."
"Gee I Ton wer lucky."
"No, li turned oi't to be an auto
mechanic and the stupid boy fixed th
thing right op."
Fineite
"Bant so money," My th ads
And the neeer vary.
Thar mutt brlns a lot of scads,
I'eople art contrary.
Foruight
"Ton sr going to buy radlor
"No, two of them."
"What's th IdeaT
"Well, w are buying two because
on th nlghta when th atatlc la bad
oo on w call us the other,"
Fata
Jail Visitor What made you
thief?
Prisoner Circumstances; th tarn
thing that mad you a gentleman.-.
lloston Transcript.
Hard Lack
"Did you heur th Joke about that
rlnema actressr
"No, what waa It?"
"Her secretary didn't keep the rec
ord straight, and now aha finds ah
baa had two mnr divorce than she I
had weddings."
Well Stocked
The Kitchen
Cabinet jj
m
(A, till. Weetera Nawtpapar tlnloa.)
Live for tomethln, have t purpose,
And that purpoa kaep In vlewi
Drifting Ilka a haluleta vaatal,
IViou oan'at na'ar to Ufa ba true.
Half th wracks that straw Ufa
ocean,
If mme star hid btsn thtlr
guide,
lllsht hav now been riding safalyl
Hut they drifted with lla tide.
Whltakar.
EVERYDAY 000D THINQ8
Everybody likes to muk candy one
la a will!; let th boy and gtrli
hav th kltcheo
and miik:
Peanut Brittle.
On and one-hall
cupful of sugar
added to tor-
fourth of a cupful
of corn sirup with
two-thirds of a
cupful of cold wa
ter. Add on tublespooiiful of butter
and one-half pound of shelled and
aklnned peanut. Add three-fourth
tesapnonful of soda and pour out Into
well buttered pun. When cold break
up Into pieces.
Butterscotch PI. Tak on and
one-half cupful of brown sugar, on
nd onc-hnlf cupful of water and
bring to th boiling point Pour over
thre tablespootiful each of Sour,
cornstarch and augar well mixed, then
cook uutll thick. Add the slightly
beaten yolk of two egg and cook a
mlnut longer. Itemovs from th Br,
add three tablespooofula of butter,
on tessMmnful of vanilla, and a
plncb of salt Pour Into a baked shell
end cover with a meringue, using tin
egg while, a plncb of baking powder
and four tablespooofula of augar.
Chicken Msrlngo, Tak a four or
five-pound chicken, drew, clean and
si n go, then disjoint Bprlnkl with
Mlt pepper and flour, fry quickly to
a frying pan until brown. Itemove th
chicken to a eaaserole. Fry one onion
and two cloves of garlic weft minced
for flv minute, then add four table
spoonfuls of flour and brown. Add
on teaspoonful of suit, one-eighth of
a teaapoonful of pepper, on teaspoon-
fill of paprika, two cupful each of
chicken stock and atrslned csnned to
mato. Cook until slightly thickened
Ibeo pour over th chicken to th
csaserole ; cover and cook for on and
one-half hour. When nearly resdy
to aerv add two tableapnonfula of
chopped olives and one-half cupful of
minced mushrooms.
Oood Thing.
A nlc salad which la always well
liked and la not hard to prepsr Is
Asparsgu With Chlf
fonad Dressing. Ar
range th asparagus.
thre or four stalk, In
li.'i r'nI ' tomato or green
U' I 1 1 or red pepper and aerv
III with the followlnc: Tak
on and one-half tea-
spoonfuls of Hit on
teaapoonful of augar,
one half teaspoonful of paprika, on
and one-third cupfuls of salad oil aod
four tableapoonfuls of lemon Julc.
Tut all th abov Ingredient In
glass Jsr and ahsk until thoroughly
mlied. Just before serving add on
hard cooked egg and two cooked beets
chopped, three tshlespoonfula of para-
ley and two of onion alto chopped,
Cream of Mushroom Soup. Peel
and alio one half pound of mush
rooms. Cook th cap and atema In
thre rupful of wster twenty min
utes. Press through a strainer. There
should b two and one-half cupful of
stork and mushroom. Prepsr
white Mure, uHng two tahlespoonful
of butter, four of flour, suit and pap
rika to taste, and one cupful of milk
Cook together until amootb and thick,
then add on cupful of cream. Com
bine all the Ingredients and (erv hot
Raised Corn-Meal Muffins. Pour a
pint of boiling water over a half cup
ful of corn meal, add two tableapoon
fuls of shortening, one-In If cupful of
molasses, on teaapoonful of Mlt and
Dili well Let stand until lukewarm
and add a yeaat cuke dissolved In
two tiibleapoonful of warm water,
beat to about alx cupful of flour, let
rls until light, put Into muffin pans,
let rlt again and bnk In a hot oven
twenty minute. Thl mixture started
at night la ready for breakfast muf
fins. Th recipe make one dozen and
a half.
dinger At le. Mil together thre
pint of ginger !, one-half cupful of
lemon Juice, one-half cupful of orange
Julc and one-half cupful of augar.
Stir and dlssolv th sugar, pour Into
a freeser and freese to a mush. Serve
In sherbet glasses garnished with
little chopped, candled ginger.
Mexican Lamb Stow, Tak a pound
neck of lamb, cut It Into rmall piece
end roll In two tablespoon til of flour
and brown In on tahlespoonful of
aweet fat, with on onion chopped,
three green pepper and thre toms-
toes all chopped. Kry for flv mln
utes, add two quarta of hot water, a
tuhlespoonful of salt and one-fourth
teuapoonful of pepper. Simmer for
an hour. Add one cupful each of
green pens and corn and one-half cup
ful of rice. Cook until the rle la
done. Wlien ready to serv pour over
one beaten egg fend a teaspoonful of
oil with one-half, teurpoonful of
vinegar.
A cupful of hot milk taken befor
going to bed will Insure a good ntght'i
The BABY
V,' '; J
No mother In this enlightened ag
would give her bnby something she
did not know was perfectly harmless,
especially when a few drop of plain
Castor! will right a baby' stomach
sod end almost any little lit. Fretful
aca and fever, too; It seems no time
until everything la serene.
Thar th beauty of Castorla; Its
gent! Influence seem Just what la
needed. It doe all that castor oil
might accomplish, without shock to
th system. Without th evil taste.
It's delicious I Being purely veget
able, yon can give It aa often a
there's a sign of co'le; constipation;
diarrhea; or need to aid sound, nat
ural sleep.
Just on warning: It la genuine
Fletcher' Castorla that physicians
recommend. Other preparations may
b Just aa free from ill doubtful drags,
but DO child of this writer's Is going
to test them I Besides, the book on
care and feeding of babiea that come
with Fletcher's CsstorU la worth Its
weight In gold.
Children Cry for
Enthusiasm can b overdone.
Help Kidneys
Bv Drinking
More Water
Tak Salle to Flush Kidneys andU
Help Neutralize Irri
tating Acid
Kidney and bladder Irritation often
result from acidity, says a noted au
thority. The kidneys help filter this
add from the Mood and pass It oa, to
the bladder, where It may remain to
Irrltut and Inflame, causing a burn
ing, scalding aensatlon, or aettlng up
aa Irritation at the neck of the blad
der, obliging you to aeek relief two
or three tlmea during the night Th
sufferer I In constant dread ; th wa
ter passe sometime with a scalding
enautlon and I very profuse; again,
ther I difficulty In voiding It
Bladder weakness, most folks call
It because they can't control urina
tion. While It I extremely annoying
and sometime very painful, thla la
often on of th most simple ailment
to overcome. Begin drinking lota of
soft water, also get about four
ounce of Jad Bait from your phar
macist and tak a tahlespoonful In a
glasa of water befor breakfast Con
tinue thl for two or three daye. Thla
will belp neutralize th acids In th
cystem so they no longer sr a source
of Irritation to th bladder and uri
nary organs, which then' act normal
again.
Jad Salt la Inexpensive, and la
made from the acid of grapes anj
lemon Juice, combined with llthta, and
Is osed by thousands of folks who are
subject to urinary disorders caused
by acid irritation. Jad Salt cause
no bad effect whatever.
Here you b'av a pleasant efferves
cent llthla-water drink which msy
quickly rellev your bladder Irritation,
Balloon Stayg in Air
A balloon that will May In th air
for week at a Urn ba been invented
by M. Laden Cudln of France. Bodlo
claim that bis new levlce preclude
th necessity of having to relesM all
th gaa from th bag In order to regu
late Its altitude. Beside th balloon's
ordlnsry go bag filled wltb hydrogen.
not sufficient to support It slone, th
proposed craft will carry an auxiliary
compartment filled wltb air to supply
buoysocy. The pilot can regulate bis
altitude by beating or cooling the air,
thua obviating th necessity of releas
ing any of th hydrogen. Chlcugo
Dally New.
And Thit h Counted
Good Legal Defeme
"Criminal trials sr Involved with
so many technicalities nowadays," said
Attorney L. 0. Hi ( arm, who st one
time was noted prosecuting attorney.
that unquestionably a great many
criminal escape their just desert
Leniency to women witnesses was
Inrgely responsible for th oiientng
wedge; snd precedent the bugaboo of
sll trial lawyers, has done the rest
"What could be more absurd than
th testimony of Mike the Killer, re
arrested ahortly after doing time un
der the nam of Jones?
"'Now, Mr. Jones,' coos the prose
cutor, Isn't It true that you were re
leased from the penitentiary only a
month ago, after doing ten years for
murder?"
"And Mr. Jones, alias Mike the
Killer, who has read the newspapers.
promptly answers, 1 don't remember.' "
Los Angeles Time.
Why He Succeeded
Honored politically- and profeition
ally, during bis lifetime, Dr. R. V.
fierce, whose
r'ctur appears
ere, made a
success lew have
equalled. Hit pure
herbal remedies
which have stood
the test for many
years are stilt
among the "best
tellers." Dr.
Pierce's Golden
Medical Discov
ery it a stomach
alterative which makes the blood richer.
It dears th skin, beautihet it, pimples
and eruptions vanish quickly. Thit Dis
covery of Dr. Pierce'i putt you in fine
condition. All dealers have it in liquid
or tablet!. .
Send 10 cents or trial pVr. of tab
let to Dr. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y, and
write for Ire advice.
Dog Saved Winer Live$
Th dog at the Mohawk mln camp
near New Hazleton, recently Mved the
building ther from destruction by
Or. Tired after returning to camp
through bitter cold, the men fell
sleep after hiving kindled a Ore.
Hi stove became red hot and the
floor began to burn. The pup Jumped
on one of the beds and aroused a man
who extinguished the threatening
conflagration. Vancouver Province.
Her Fingert Crotttd
le (during the spall But yon
promised to obey it the altar.
She Of course. I didn't want to
make a scene.
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Dog Catcher Do your doga hav
sleep.
licenses? '
8mall Boy Yea, air, thcy'r Just
covered with them.