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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Feb. 10, 1928)
If Back Hurts Begin on Salts Pluth Your Kidney Oooaalonalty by Drinking Quart at Good Water No man or woman run mnlio ml take by flushing the kidneys occasion ally, aay a well-known authority. Too much rich food create acids' which clog (lie kidney pores ao tlmt they sluggishly filter or alrula only Inrt of tli waste and poisons from tlio blood Then you got sick. Itheu inatlsm, headaches, liver trouble,' norvouMiOM, constipation, dlislness, alceplessness, bladder disorder often coin from altiKKlih kidneys. The moment you foal a dull acho In the kidney or your back hurta, or It th urlii la cloudy, offensive, full of sediment, Irregular of passage, or at tended by a sensation of aculdliiK, be gin to drink aoft water In quantities! alio get about four ounces of Jud Halt from any reliable pharmacy and take a tnblespoonful In a glass of wa tar bofora breakfast for a few day and your kidneys may then art fine. Tbla fntnoua aulta la nmda from tit acid of grape and lemon Juice, com bined with lltbla, and has ben used for year to belp flush clogged kid ney and atlmulote them to activity, alto to belp neutralist the acid In tha ayatem ao they do longer cause Irritation, thu often relieving bladder disorders. Jad Salta la Inexpensive and cannot Injur; make a delightful efferve cent llthla-water drink, which every one ean take now and then to belp keep the kldneya clean and the blood pur, thereby often preventing aorlous kidney complications. For Old Sores Hanford'a Balaam of Myrrh BUa,aaratat MUattaataaitat, altelM. Real Tragedy Th conversation bad turned to a young man who bad suffered a severe mlafortune. "Oh, he'M consul hlin self," said Kimi on, "tlm ties Is every thing." "Not always," smiled Penny Ward, th perennial beauty. "1 one had lli moet violent sorrow of my whol life and tlm baa not yet effeced It" "What wa thutr every on wunted to know. "My first wrlukle," smiled Fanny. IN a4BOfJS TskeHIUS lor :. tWnugh raauka. Ytim IM ia,r a'ap. lb loaae Tb, laid ta Uiarkad. You'll laaVba. 7 at la a few bouts. fie Sura ltiU$ Price JOc Caf ttitm OfgSSrwuk BtwtnM Mora Like ( BUI My watcb etopped. llsv I beea ber lungT , Mae Uy watcb la being repaired. but there' a calendar on the wsIL TODAY'S VINNERO Are you getting "yours," or ar bodily infirmities holding you back? Th eprightllnes of youth, health, strength, eocene may be your If you keep your ayttem in order. haapucm Mb u4 plant? at fraaa nto will ms i i , la yw, All SniffMii Ihai Big Esperanto Library Saratov, Itussla, a provincial Vlt, on th Volga, claim to bav th great est Esperanto library la the world. It contains almut 10.000 volumes, com plied by a prominent Experanttst, l vldiilT, and confiscated at th bcgli nlng of the revolution. Garfield Tea Was Your Grandmother' Remedy Tor evory stomach and Intestinal UL Tlila good old fash' loned berb borne remody for constl patlon, stomach Ilia and etlver derange ments of th aya tem so prevalent these days la In vn greater favor as a family medicine than In your grandmother' day. CARBUNCLES C&rboll draws out the core and Jlws quick relief CARDOIL g GiNSPOUi 904 MOM jU Att frutttett Motuv btvk OuannU mmf a WW ffl WoaNHiM4 atria who TV fit 1 taVvara taiTura of anlof to an4 for rUH II -color HbtlaaiUea aUtlatl "OOLOR Mm.'1 MUUOln t'rlM UuiMt fur tlvHMi who ara willing t uaa a tltila ftnargr In thia epi nf. It innatrunn ni aiunf ,nn nrwimnifiin- f fun (Milrttn oan rajonnmamrl nUNHHT Ik b I On Tint, writ ana wa will m ntir fob la thti Onnuil, AMrtM Dwf. H, Durth Irnnrir! Wt Veriw). If t .a I iv i UBrporauuii , ill K1 rJ w haapucm bit ' corvaionT trUiifi,, DOCO.1 DO. MEAD AND ' COV ijr. A 6T0RY FROM THE ITART HanHiotns, fastidious ant WMltlijr jrouna HI. Crols Cralgh ton awalls his awamhsart at thalr tryatlnf plana. Hha la lata, th la ordinary little Pannsylvsnla Dutch girl, Maaljr ih wn( klon. Daaplte har aasmln Innocinca and lanorsnce, aha auccaada In kaeplna him at a dlatanca, to his chagrin. Maaly, In tha aohwtnekton boms, where aha la bnardlns, la altnaather unllka the arlrl who maals Mt Crnls elandastlnaly. Rha la tha taachar in the nnlshborhnnd achool, of which Marvin Cralithton, at. Oroli' brothar, la auprlntandant. Uaaly laarna that Marvin waa to hava marrUd hla eoualn, a tltlad Knallah lady, but, ballavlnc aha waa attrartad by tha Cralshton waalth, had rafuaed the alllanoa. It la tha rumor that HL Crols la te take Marvln'a place and marry the Knallah girl. Mt. Croix' )al ouay la arouaad by Masly'a report of an asad aullor for har hand. The clrl elavarly daeoys him Into admlttlnc ha has ao Intention of 'marrying har. CHAPTER IV Continued Ever alnc Mr. Brbwenckton had warned ber that th superintendent would be visiting her aehool, ahe bad gon cautiously; bad been ready, at aa Instant' warning, to bav the chil dren suddenly busy at th blackboard "doing tallies" or something like that Ilut aa 111 lurk would bav It, It was on th very afternoon of hla visit that she bad become so entrancing en grossed In ber wide departure from "prescrltied branches" that ah never beard hla knock on th actiooiroom door, never saw him enter I and Ood only knew how long he had been standing ther watching ber wild per formance, when suddenly th fare of th children warned her. Her bark waa toward the door at th moment but ah did not bav to turn to know b waa standing there I Horror of horror I That b should bav caught ber at such a moment aa this, after all her precautions! She wss so stunned with embammament ahe could not bav turned around If her life bad been the forfeit for not doing ao! Pretending to be unaware of bis preeence, she moved stiffly to the edge of th plstform nd spoke faintly, di recting th several grade to th or thodox blackboard or tablet work with hlih ahe bad planned to propitiate blm on hla visit though shs knew she waa Just several minutes too late, bow, to decelv blm. She'd been raught red handed oh, oh I Beating herself at ber desk, ber back still toward blm, ah awaited bla approach. Put he did not come. A bope leapt up In ber heart that ahe bad been mlataken. Rut ahe was still too terrified to look around. A atep on th platform Just back of ber chair and ah barely sup pressed a shriek. 1! (food before ber, hat and glove In on band, the other held out to her. Illlndly ah roe and gave him her own, cot daring to look up and meet hla eye. Aa ahe did not Invite him to be aeat- ed, he bad to take car of himself. "With your permission V be aald a h drew a chair forward and, motion' Ing ber to he reseated, aat down at ber aid and she renllr.ed with fresh embarrassment ber remissness In achoolroom hospitality. Laying hi bat and glove on the deak, b leaned bark comfortably, as though settling himself to stay a while, folded bis arms and waited. Heavens ! what waa ah expected to do Perform pedagogtcnlly for hi Inspection, no doubt. Well, ah couldn't; ah wouldn't try I Ilut Just to alt here Ought ahe converse with blm, entertain him? She slot a swift aide glance at him. Hla eye were thoughtfully contemplating the school room. She might pretend Ignorance of who he was; take him for a parent visiting th school But ber protracted silence seemed to glv him an Idea. "Perhaps I must Introduce myself? Mr. Crelghton, your superintendent'' "Well, I cannot tell a 11 and aay I'm glad to see yon I" ah hysterically brought out ' for I'm not H He grinned. They all hated his visit, th county teachers, but they did not a a general thing, frankly shriek at blm I On tha contrary I Palavered over him, flattered him, pre tended to be pleased to death to see blm. "WhyT b asked. -HJot a guilty eonsclencer fill repressed a start A guilty con aclenc she certainly did have and with good reason, but ha could not know that reason. What a cultivated voir h had Ilk St Croix' but with a grav thought fulnona In his ton that Interested bei. Blie took a bit of comfort from tha twinkle In hi yes. Ills dlffcrenc from HL droll was conaptcuoua enough here of tm --rl3ti."5.-.. mm, T -Vf .4i-. aTA;j 1 tli i'lUI a a J a was no air of superiority, no self-con-sclouaneaa; but an offhand directness which took It for granted that he was on your level, rntlier tlmn that he ac cepted you on his. He Impressed ber on sight as being genuine. "I enn't tench before youl" she ex claimed, ss though accusing blm of our fuinoua 'American "moral turpi tude." "I Just can't and that' all there la about It I (Hli made an effort to pronounce her a' a In air rather than a In art, aa ber natural sjieech, sh knew, would seem highly unnatural for a Kutrtown Normal school graduate and a teacher In this vicinity.) "Ilut" He turned In hla chair and faced ber. Ruch an unprofessional mien as this he had not encountered In any schoolroom of th county, "I understand. Miss Kchwenckton, that you ar a graduate of Kutztown Nor mal school. Then you ought to know lot mor about this business of teaching than I dot I'm not a Kutt- town Normal graduate." 8h had nothing to answer. She almost hung her head, furious at ber helpless stupidity ; HL Croix bsd never put ber to such confusion 'Ton ar a normal school graduate, aren't your Bh slightly nodded. Hhe had never In th least minded telling lie to lit Crolf. II regarded ber doubtfully and If sh could bav read hi mind, sh would bav had another caua for un easiness; for bla brief experience as "I Cant Teach Before Yeul" She I claimed, aa Though Accusing Him of Our Famous American "Moral Turpitude." county superintendent had taught blm that what normal school grado ate did not know about pedagogy was negligible; their superiority and their awareness of It their poise, their con descending pity toward the unfortu nate teacher who were not normal school graduates, he had found a little oppressive. Mevly did not know It but sh waa behaving mor like the frightened, uncertain nnngraduates that were mere certificate holders who bsd managed to pase th county su perlntendent's examination than like th self-confident Kutstown graduates who wer not required to Ink that examination. He sat back again and folded his arms with an air of determination. "I'm her to hear you teach," he snld firmly. "Pleas call a class and teach !" "Ton teach them aomethlng." ah brightly suggested. "Obi" she ex ZZXZZZ'XXX4ZXXXZX4'ZX4'XXXXX4'ZXXXw Took Roundabout Trip to Escape Pursuers On of th unnamed heroes of the Boutb In the Civil war staged an un usual exploit that Is still one of the most Interesting traditions of Mobil bay. WhIl th federal fleet lay oft Fort Morgan, this Southern sailor, out In a smnll sailboat wa chased by soma of tha enemy boats. Seeing them trying to Intercept him be used all bla sail power and nautical skill and beaded eastward. For mile the chase continued and h left his pur suers behind. However, ha knew they would b watching for him to return, so he kept on to th east, sailing to Appatachlcola, Fla, where be loaded his craft on a river steamer and made a' trip of several days up the Chatta hoochee to Columbus, Oa. There be transferred to a train for Opellka, then to Montgomery, Ala. At that point be changed cars tor llurrlcnne. claimed hopefully, "don't yon wnm to mnke a speech to them?" (Bh knew how men loved making speeches; loved th sound of their own voice before an audience.) That' not what I'm her for," be returned. "I don't want to Interrupt your program what were you doing when I cume In? Proceed wltb that" "I I can't I" "Ilut I only want to see you In yoar asuat routine" "I I was breaking the usual rou tine" "From what I ohaerved as I entered, I must say I'm glad It was only a breaking of the ununl routine! Now, will you call a class In e'r geogra phy, we'll say?" "You'd InuKh at me." "liut look here! Will yoa tell me what you do here all day If you don't teach r "Oh, I do teach of kaws courrse I teach I liut you see" she suddenly picked np courage and launched forth "I hav my own original way of teaching and If you're the conven tional school mnn, originality would be highly offensive to you." , "Now you mnke me very curious! Let's hav a sample of this origi nality!" Too see, I hold that children should be taught," sh discoursed airily, adopting somewhat the tone of a plat form lecturer, "what Is for their Im mediate use and pleasure, rather than for the future, for only so will they grow. Ton don t grow by what yon store np, but by what yon use and assimilate. Bo I" Welti la this your own, or re cited from aom textbook of modern pedagogy r "Entirely my own that Tv forged out for myself though others may also hav forged It out that I can't say. Th goal which I aet befor my pupil Is nut marks and grades, but knowledge." " "Excellent! Knowledge of what for Instance?" 'Of whatever Interests them. They're not much Interested In arith metic and grammar and spelling. Too can Interest them In science, history, geography (geography only when taught entertainingly, as I teach It). poetry, stories, r,!;s " "Bound so good. I think I'll com to school to yonl Do call up a geog raphy class." "I don't know to much about geog raphy, really do you know," the smiled, "until quite recently I thonght the North end South of the Civil war her In th United State were divided by th Mississippi river I I" She stopped short In dlsmsy now she had given herself away! No American on earth had erer supposed such a thing as that I "My sen of direction," sh mur mured with a nervous laugh, "waa al waya weak! I" No oe you couldn't explain away such lunacy, Might as well keep quiet and let him draw what conclusion be would. He made no comment ne had given her one swift, penetrating glance; but at ber obviously painful embarrass ment had mercifully looked away. "Kindly call up a geography class,1 he urged after a moment. In a tone -which, though courteous, waa a com mand. "I'd rather not If you'll kindly ex cuse me. Tha one thing these chll dren teem to need." she said, revert ing to her lecture-platform tone In her effort to divert blm from hla yearning to bear ber teach geography, "la to hav their Imaginations roused. Be fore I came they didn't know the com monest most familiar stories Cinder ella. Jack, the Giant Killer, Arabian Night. Imagine American children so benighted I Those children knew all the multiplication table and all th capitals of th 87 state" "Forty-eeven." "I mean forty-seven, of kaws courrse though strict accuracy In un important details always did strike ma as rather a fault than a virtue In teacher, for a good teacher should bav a mind aliov Insignificant facta" Ten of these Tnllcd States Is not an Insignificant fact' exactly. I'm afraid I must Insist Miss Schwenckton, upon your calling a geography class. Ev erything yoa say makes me mor and mor eager every minute to hear you teach a class In the geography of th United States." "I'm oorry not to oblige you, Mr, Crelghton. I'll be very jtl.ij to allow you to examine the blackboard work you'll find It quit creditable "Ilut this. Miss Schwenckton, I In subordination I Remember I'm your uperlor officer I" (TO aa CONTINUED.) Ala, taking his boat along, and at Hurricane he launched his craft In the Tonsuw" river. He sailed down the river to Mobile bay and then down tha bay soma DO mile to Fort Mor gan. HI comrade wer dumbfoun led when they saw him arrive from a dl rectlon opposite to that In whlcb be bad left Ietrolt News. Mof Lasting Timbtr ft tukes between 100 and 200 year for a teak tree to reach a heigh of SO feet Hut tenkwood make per hap the most lusting lumber known. The teak tree Is "the most Important tree In th commerce of Slam. In Mexico men and women In the am social circle call each other bj their Christian names, Cleric Has Peculiar Power to Find Water tr, Foxley Norrls, dean of West- minster, Englnnd, Is one of those men In whoso hands a twig will reveal the presence of water below the ground At V'ork on one occasion he took the divining rod In hi hands and found that It moved at a point near th city walls. It was not suspected that ther was any water at the spot, but old plans revealed that the fishpond In the garden of a former archbishop were situated there, and tha spring which supplied the water must have been flowing still beneath the ground. It was quite by accident that he dis covered this gift When experiment were being made at bis home thHy or more year ago by a professional. he tock the twig and found to hi sur prise that It moved In hi hands. Af terward th same thing happened when the professional men went over the ground, and the well that was sunk as a result I In use to this day. Colonel Lott No Time Taking Up Rath Offer While Col. Frederick Van Ilensse- laer bey, better known aa Nick Car ter, sat one afternoon In a caf with Mickey Finn, genial word-Juggler the two engaged In mellow conversation, relate Joseph Vun Itoalte, In the Century Magazine. I think a lot o you, Mickey," sighed the colonel, slipping down on hla shoulder-blade Into greater ease, hi long thin white futile hand buried deep In bis penniless pockets. "I think a lot o" you, too," replied Mickey, "and there Isn't anything on earth 1 wouldn't do for yoa." "Anything, Mickey?" It wa a moment fraught wltb pos sibilities. ' Yes," snld Finn, after brief con stderatlon that lent greater value to the concession "anything." Well, If that's the case," replied the colonel, "suppose yon buy me a drink I" Old Stall Clyde Roades, the well-known trav eler, love to tell of bis reception at a consulate In Persia. When he called. the doorman said: 'ill excellency I not receiving to day." 'Cut 1 have a letter of Introduction,' protested Roades. 'Ills excellency Is burying his moth er-in-law," aald the servant wltb finality. "And," he added, aa Roade turned to make hi departure, "when ever his excellency buries hi mother- in-law, be doe not Ilk to be dis turbed." Superiority Complex "How do you account tor the crime wave In your community?" '1 make no attempt to account for It" answered Senator Sorghum. "My position requires me to appear too polite and high minded to notice It.' Slight Difference Jerry You aay you'r coming out In spots? See a doctor. Ted No. I said spat. Our Idea of a nuitanc 1 a man who butt In when we ar talking about ourselves. 1 .fey1-! Demand a - i i . , . . - ; v.-. .... I ' t ' I j r1' -'I ' lV re ? - ' . ; The whole world knows Aspirin as an effective antidote for pain. But it's just as important to know that thert is only on gtnuint Bayer Aspirin. The name Bayer is on every tablet, and on the box. 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I i Vanadium Once a "Cure" That vanadiuin,4oday an element es sential to th manufacture of steel,' was once considered to hav valua only aa a "medicine" Is revealed by a writer In the Boston New Bureau. At one time, according to this writer, It wn considered a cur for many kinds of I! Ir. The Flannlguns of Pitta burgh then controlled vanadium. -THif believed It contained valuable chemical proiiertle. A quarter of a tentury or so sgu they erected a big sanitarium In Cambridge Springs, pa at a coat of g.Vsi.MK) or mora It waa well patronised for a time, bul tb building was sold many years ago, and la now used for other purpose. Old Town Wake Up Ragusa, Dulimitla, a wulled and battlemented town dating from tha Seventh century, has become a popu lur watering place. The town one had the reputntlon of being the sleep iest, laziest place In the world Today the sonar Is crowileT with fiermana. I I