If Back Hurts
Begin on Salts
Pluth Your Kidney Oooaalonalty
by Drinking Quart at
Good Water
No man or woman run mnlio ml
take by flushing the kidneys occasion
ally, aay a well-known authority.
Too much rich food create acids'
which clog (lie kidney pores ao tlmt
they sluggishly filter or alrula only
Inrt of tli waste and poisons from
tlio blood Then you got sick. Itheu
inatlsm, headaches, liver trouble,'
norvouMiOM, constipation, dlislness,
alceplessness, bladder disorder often
coin from altiKKlih kidneys.
The moment you foal a dull acho In
the kidney or your back hurta, or It
th urlii la cloudy, offensive, full of
sediment, Irregular of passage, or at
tended by a sensation of aculdliiK, be
gin to drink aoft water In quantities!
alio get about four ounces of Jud
Halt from any reliable pharmacy and
take a tnblespoonful In a glass of wa
tar bofora breakfast for a few day
and your kidneys may then art fine.
Tbla fntnoua aulta la nmda from tit
acid of grape and lemon Juice, com
bined with lltbla, and has ben used
for year to belp flush clogged kid
ney and atlmulote them to activity,
alto to belp neutralist the acid In
tha ayatem ao they do longer cause
Irritation, thu often relieving bladder
disorders.
Jad Salta la Inexpensive and cannot
Injur; make a delightful efferve
cent llthla-water drink, which every
one ean take now and then to belp
keep the kldneya clean and the blood
pur, thereby often preventing aorlous
kidney complications.
For Old Sores
Hanford'a Balaam of Myrrh
BUa,aaratat MUattaataaitat, altelM.
Real Tragedy
Th conversation bad turned to a
young man who bad suffered a severe
mlafortune. "Oh, he'M consul hlin
self," said Kimi on, "tlm ties Is every
thing." "Not always," smiled Penny Ward,
th perennial beauty. "1 one had
lli moet violent sorrow of my whol
life and tlm baa not yet effeced It"
"What wa thutr every on wunted
to know.
"My first wrlukle," smiled Fanny.
IN a4BOfJS
TskeHIUS lor :.
tWnugh raauka. Ytim
IM ia,r a'ap. lb
loaae Tb, laid ta
Uiarkad. You'll laaVba.
7
at la a few bouts.
fie Sura ltiU$ Price JOc
Caf ttitm OfgSSrwuk BtwtnM
Mora Like (
BUI My watcb etopped. llsv I
beea ber lungT
, Mae Uy watcb la being repaired.
but there' a calendar on the wsIL
TODAY'S
VINNERO
Are you getting "yours," or ar bodily
infirmities holding you back? Th
eprightllnes of youth, health, strength,
eocene may be your If you keep your
ayttem in order.
haapucm Mb
u4 plant? at fraaa nto will ms i
i , la yw, All SniffMii Ihai
Big Esperanto Library
Saratov, Itussla, a provincial Vlt,
on th Volga, claim to bav th great
est Esperanto library la the world. It
contains almut 10.000 volumes, com
plied by a prominent Experanttst, l
vldiilT, and confiscated at th bcgli
nlng of the revolution.
Garfield Tea
Was Your
Grandmother' Remedy
Tor evory stomach
and Intestinal UL
Tlila good old fash'
loned berb borne
remody for constl
patlon, stomach Ilia
and etlver derange
ments of th aya
tem so prevalent these days la In vn
greater favor as a family medicine
than In your grandmother' day.
CARBUNCLES
C&rboll draws out the core
and Jlws quick relief
CARDOIL
g GiNSPOUi 904 MOM
jU Att frutttett Motuv btvk OuannU
mmf a WW ffl WoaNHiM4 atria who
TV fit 1 taVvara taiTura of anlof to
an4 for rUH II -color HbtlaaiUea aUtlatl
"OOLOR Mm.'1 MUUOln t'rlM UuiMt fur
tlvHMi who ara willing t uaa a tltila ftnargr In
thia epi
nf. It
innatrunn ni aiunf ,nn nrwimnifiin-
f fun (Milrttn oan rajonnmamrl nUNHHT
Ik b I On Tint, writ
ana wa will m
ntir fob la thti Onnuil, AMrtM
Dwf. H, Durth Irnnrir!
Wt Veriw). If t
.a I iv i
UBrporauuii ,
ill
K1
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w haapucm bit
' corvaionT trUiifi,,
DOCO.1
DO. MEAD AND ' COV ijr. A
6T0RY FROM THE ITART
HanHiotns, fastidious ant
WMltlijr jrouna HI. Crols Cralgh
ton awalls his awamhsart at
thalr tryatlnf plana. Hha la lata,
th la ordinary little Pannsylvsnla
Dutch girl, Maaljr ih wn( klon.
Daaplte har aasmln Innocinca
and lanorsnce, aha auccaada In
kaeplna him at a dlatanca, to
his chagrin. Maaly, In tha
aohwtnekton boms, where aha la
bnardlns, la altnaather unllka
the arlrl who maals Mt Crnls
elandastlnaly. Rha la tha taachar
in the nnlshborhnnd achool, of
which Marvin Cralithton, at.
Oroli' brothar, la auprlntandant.
Uaaly laarna that Marvin waa to
hava marrUd hla eoualn, a tltlad
Knallah lady, but, ballavlnc aha
waa attrartad by tha Cralshton
waalth, had rafuaed the alllanoa.
It la tha rumor that HL Crols la
te take Marvln'a place and marry
the Knallah girl. Mt. Croix' )al
ouay la arouaad by Masly'a report
of an asad aullor for har hand.
The clrl elavarly daeoys him Into
admlttlnc ha has ao Intention of
'marrying har.
CHAPTER IV Continued
Ever alnc Mr. Brbwenckton had
warned ber that th superintendent
would be visiting her aehool, ahe bad
gon cautiously; bad been ready, at
aa Instant' warning, to bav the chil
dren suddenly busy at th blackboard
"doing tallies" or something like that
Ilut aa 111 lurk would bav It, It was
on th very afternoon of hla visit that
she bad become so entrancing en
grossed In ber wide departure from
"prescrltied branches" that ah never
beard hla knock on th actiooiroom
door, never saw him enter I and Ood
only knew how long he had been
standing ther watching ber wild per
formance, when suddenly th fare of
th children warned her. Her bark
waa toward the door at th moment
but ah did not bav to turn to know
b waa standing there I Horror of
horror I That b should bav caught
ber at such a moment aa this, after
all her precautions! She wss so
stunned with embammament ahe
could not bav turned around If her
life bad been the forfeit for not doing
ao!
Pretending to be unaware of bis
preeence, she moved stiffly to the edge
of th plstform nd spoke faintly, di
recting th several grade to th or
thodox blackboard or tablet work with
hlih ahe bad planned to propitiate
blm on hla visit though shs knew she
waa Just several minutes too late,
bow, to decelv blm. She'd been
raught red handed oh, oh I
Beating herself at ber desk, ber
back still toward blm, ah awaited
bla approach. Put he did not come.
A bope leapt up In ber heart that ahe
bad been mlataken. Rut ahe was still
too terrified to look around.
A atep on th platform Just back
of ber chair and ah barely sup
pressed a shriek.
1! (food before ber, hat and glove
In on band, the other held out to her.
Illlndly ah roe and gave him her
own, cot daring to look up and meet
hla eye.
Aa ahe did not Invite him to be aeat-
ed, he bad to take car of himself.
"With your permission V be aald a
h drew a chair forward and, motion'
Ing ber to he reseated, aat down at
ber aid and she renllr.ed with fresh
embarrassment ber remissness In
achoolroom hospitality.
Laying hi bat and glove on the
deak, b leaned bark comfortably, as
though settling himself to stay a
while, folded bis arms and waited.
Heavens ! what waa ah expected
to do Perform pedagogtcnlly for hi
Inspection, no doubt. Well, ah
couldn't; ah wouldn't try I Ilut Just
to alt here Ought ahe converse with
blm, entertain him? She slot a swift
aide glance at him. Hla eye were
thoughtfully contemplating the school
room. She might pretend Ignorance
of who he was; take him for a parent
visiting th school
But ber protracted silence seemed
to glv him an Idea. "Perhaps I must
Introduce myself? Mr. Crelghton,
your superintendent''
"Well, I cannot tell a 11 and aay
I'm glad to see yon I" ah hysterically
brought out ' for I'm not H
He grinned. They all hated his
visit, th county teachers, but they
did not a a general thing, frankly
shriek at blm I On tha contrary I
Palavered over him, flattered him, pre
tended to be pleased to death to see
blm.
"WhyT b asked. -HJot a guilty
eonsclencer
fill repressed a start A guilty con
aclenc she certainly did have and
with good reason, but ha could not
know that reason. What a cultivated
voir h had Ilk St Croix' but
with a grav thought fulnona In his
ton that Interested bei. Blie took
a bit of comfort from tha twinkle In
hi yes. Ills dlffcrenc from HL
droll was conaptcuoua enough here
of tm
--rl3ti."5.-..
mm, T -Vf .4i-.
aTA;j 1 tli i'lUI a a J a
was no air of superiority, no self-con-sclouaneaa;
but an offhand directness
which took It for granted that he was
on your level, rntlier tlmn that he ac
cepted you on his. He Impressed ber
on sight as being genuine.
"I enn't tench before youl" she ex
claimed, ss though accusing blm of
our fuinoua 'American "moral turpi
tude." "I Just can't and that' all
there la about It I (Hli made an
effort to pronounce her a' a In air
rather than a In art, aa ber natural
sjieech, sh knew, would seem highly
unnatural for a Kutrtown Normal
school graduate and a teacher In this
vicinity.)
"Ilut" He turned In hla chair and
faced ber. Ruch an unprofessional
mien as this he had not encountered
In any schoolroom of th county, "I
understand. Miss Kchwenckton, that
you ar a graduate of Kutztown Nor
mal school. Then you ought to know
lot mor about this business of
teaching than I dot I'm not a Kutt-
town Normal graduate."
8h had nothing to answer. She
almost hung her head, furious at ber
helpless stupidity ; HL Croix bsd never
put ber to such confusion
'Ton ar a normal school graduate,
aren't your
Bh slightly nodded. Hhe had never
In th least minded telling lie to lit
Crolf.
II regarded ber doubtfully and If
sh could bav read hi mind, sh
would bav had another caua for un
easiness; for bla brief experience as
"I Cant Teach Before Yeul" She I
claimed, aa Though Accusing Him
of Our Famous American "Moral
Turpitude."
county superintendent had taught
blm that what normal school grado
ate did not know about pedagogy was
negligible; their superiority and their
awareness of It their poise, their con
descending pity toward the unfortu
nate teacher who were not normal
school graduates, he had found a little
oppressive. Mevly did not know It
but sh waa behaving mor like the
frightened, uncertain nnngraduates
that were mere certificate holders who
bsd managed to pase th county su
perlntendent's examination than like
th self-confident Kutstown graduates
who wer not required to Ink that
examination.
He sat back again and folded his
arms with an air of determination.
"I'm her to hear you teach," he snld
firmly. "Pleas call a class and
teach !"
"Ton teach them aomethlng." ah
brightly suggested. "Obi" she ex
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Took Roundabout Trip to Escape Pursuers
On of th unnamed heroes of the
Boutb In the Civil war staged an un
usual exploit that Is still one of the
most Interesting traditions of Mobil
bay. WhIl th federal fleet lay oft
Fort Morgan, this Southern sailor, out
In a smnll sailboat wa chased by
soma of tha enemy boats. Seeing
them trying to Intercept him be used
all bla sail power and nautical skill
and beaded eastward. For mile the
chase continued and h left his pur
suers behind. However, ha knew they
would b watching for him to return,
so he kept on to th east, sailing to
Appatachlcola, Fla, where be loaded
his craft on a river steamer and made
a' trip of several days up the Chatta
hoochee to Columbus, Oa. There be
transferred to a train for Opellka,
then to Montgomery, Ala. At that
point be changed cars tor llurrlcnne.
claimed hopefully, "don't yon wnm
to mnke a speech to them?" (Bh
knew how men loved making speeches;
loved th sound of their own voice
before an audience.)
That' not what I'm her for," be
returned. "I don't want to Interrupt
your program what were you doing
when I cume In? Proceed wltb that"
"I I can't I"
"Ilut I only want to see you In yoar
asuat routine"
"I I was breaking the usual rou
tine" "From what I ohaerved as I entered,
I must say I'm glad It was only a
breaking of the ununl routine! Now,
will you call a class In e'r geogra
phy, we'll say?"
"You'd InuKh at me."
"liut look here! Will yoa tell me
what you do here all day If you don't
teach r
"Oh, I do teach of kaws courrse
I teach I liut you see" she suddenly
picked np courage and launched forth
"I hav my own original way of
teaching and If you're the conven
tional school mnn, originality would
be highly offensive to you." ,
"Now you mnke me very curious!
Let's hav a sample of this origi
nality!" Too see, I hold that children should
be taught," sh discoursed airily,
adopting somewhat the tone of a plat
form lecturer, "what Is for their Im
mediate use and pleasure, rather than
for the future, for only so will they
grow. Ton don t grow by what yon
store np, but by what yon use and
assimilate. Bo I"
Welti la this your own, or re
cited from aom textbook of modern
pedagogy r
"Entirely my own that Tv forged
out for myself though others may
also hav forged It out that I can't
say. Th goal which I aet befor my
pupil Is nut marks and grades, but
knowledge." "
"Excellent! Knowledge of what
for Instance?"
'Of whatever Interests them.
They're not much Interested In arith
metic and grammar and spelling. Too
can Interest them In science, history,
geography (geography only when
taught entertainingly, as I teach It).
poetry, stories, r,!;s "
"Bound so good. I think I'll com
to school to yonl Do call up a geog
raphy class."
"I don't know to much about geog
raphy, really do you know," the
smiled, "until quite recently I thonght
the North end South of the Civil war
her In th United State were divided
by th Mississippi river I I"
She stopped short In dlsmsy now
she had given herself away! No
American on earth had erer supposed
such a thing as that I
"My sen of direction," sh mur
mured with a nervous laugh, "waa al
waya weak! I"
No oe you couldn't explain away
such lunacy, Might as well keep quiet
and let him draw what conclusion
be would.
He made no comment ne had given
her one swift, penetrating glance; but
at ber obviously painful embarrass
ment had mercifully looked away.
"Kindly call up a geography class,1
he urged after a moment. In a tone
-which, though courteous, waa a com
mand.
"I'd rather not If you'll kindly ex
cuse me. Tha one thing these chll
dren teem to need." she said, revert
ing to her lecture-platform tone In her
effort to divert blm from hla yearning
to bear ber teach geography, "la to
hav their Imaginations roused. Be
fore I came they didn't know the com
monest most familiar stories Cinder
ella. Jack, the Giant Killer, Arabian
Night. Imagine American children
so benighted I Those children knew
all the multiplication table and all
th capitals of th 87 state"
"Forty-eeven."
"I mean forty-seven, of kaws
courrse though strict accuracy In un
important details always did strike ma
as rather a fault than a virtue In
teacher, for a good teacher should
bav a mind aliov Insignificant
facta"
Ten of these Tnllcd States Is not an
Insignificant fact' exactly. I'm afraid
I must Insist Miss Schwenckton, upon
your calling a geography class. Ev
erything yoa say makes me mor and
mor eager every minute to hear you
teach a class In the geography of th
United States."
"I'm oorry not to oblige you, Mr,
Crelghton. I'll be very jtl.ij to allow
you to examine the blackboard work
you'll find It quit creditable
"Ilut this. Miss Schwenckton, I In
subordination I Remember I'm your
uperlor officer I"
(TO aa CONTINUED.)
Ala, taking his boat along, and at
Hurricane he launched his craft In the
Tonsuw" river. He sailed down the
river to Mobile bay and then down
tha bay soma DO mile to Fort Mor
gan. HI comrade wer dumbfoun led
when they saw him arrive from a dl
rectlon opposite to that In whlcb be
bad left Ietrolt News.
Mof Lasting Timbtr
ft tukes between 100 and 200 year
for a teak tree to reach a heigh
of SO feet Hut tenkwood make per
hap the most lusting lumber known.
The teak tree Is "the most Important
tree In th commerce of Slam.
In Mexico men and women In the
am social circle call each other bj
their Christian names,
Cleric Has Peculiar
Power to Find Water
tr, Foxley Norrls, dean of West-
minster, Englnnd, Is one of those men
In whoso hands a twig will reveal the
presence of water below the ground
At V'ork on one occasion he took the
divining rod In hi hands and found
that It moved at a point near th city
walls. It was not suspected that
ther was any water at the spot, but
old plans revealed that the fishpond
In the garden of a former archbishop
were situated there, and tha spring
which supplied the water must have
been flowing still beneath the ground.
It was quite by accident that he dis
covered this gift When experiment
were being made at bis home thHy
or more year ago by a professional.
he tock the twig and found to hi sur
prise that It moved In hi hands. Af
terward th same thing happened
when the professional men went over
the ground, and the well that was
sunk as a result I In use to this day.
Colonel Lott No Time
Taking Up Rath Offer
While Col. Frederick Van Ilensse-
laer bey, better known aa Nick Car
ter, sat one afternoon In a caf with
Mickey Finn, genial word-Juggler the
two engaged In mellow conversation,
relate Joseph Vun Itoalte, In the
Century Magazine.
I think a lot o you, Mickey,"
sighed the colonel, slipping down on
hla shoulder-blade Into greater ease,
hi long thin white futile hand buried
deep In bis penniless pockets.
"I think a lot o" you, too," replied
Mickey, "and there Isn't anything on
earth 1 wouldn't do for yoa."
"Anything, Mickey?"
It wa a moment fraught wltb pos
sibilities. '
Yes," snld Finn, after brief con
stderatlon that lent greater value to
the concession "anything."
Well, If that's the case," replied
the colonel, "suppose yon buy me a
drink I"
Old Stall
Clyde Roades, the well-known trav
eler, love to tell of bis reception at
a consulate In Persia. When he called.
the doorman said:
'ill excellency I not receiving to
day."
'Cut 1 have a letter of Introduction,'
protested Roades.
'Ills excellency Is burying his moth
er-in-law," aald the servant wltb
finality. "And," he added, aa Roade
turned to make hi departure, "when
ever his excellency buries hi mother-
in-law, be doe not Ilk to be dis
turbed."
Superiority Complex
"How do you account tor the crime
wave In your community?"
'1 make no attempt to account for
It" answered Senator Sorghum. "My
position requires me to appear too
polite and high minded to notice It.'
Slight Difference
Jerry You aay you'r coming out
In spots? See a doctor.
Ted No. I said spat.
Our Idea of a nuitanc 1 a man
who butt In when we ar talking
about ourselves.
1 .fey1-!
Demand a
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The whole world knows Aspirin as an effective antidote for
pain. But it's just as important to know that thert is only on
gtnuint Bayer Aspirin. The name Bayer is on every tablet, and
on the box. If it says Bayer, it's genuine; and if it doesn't, it is
not I Headaches are dispelled by Bayer Aspirin. So are colds,
and the pain that goes with them; even neuralgia, neuritis, and
rheumatism promptly relieved. Get Bayer at any drugstore
with proven directions.
Physicians prescribe Bayer Aspirin;
it does NOT affect the heart
Aaytrla Is Ik tnda Bart l Bajra lluafsctsrs at HaamtlMtMaatar at lalkrt&attf
SHE WENT FROM
BAD TO WORSE
Down to 08 Pounds RnaJy
Restored to Health by Lydiav
E.Pinkham'a Vegetable)
Compound
Cleveland. Ohio. "After having my
first baby, I lost .
weight, no matter .
what I did. Then a
doctor told ma I
would be better If
I hod another baby,
which I did. But I
got worse, was al
ways sickly and
went down to 98
pounds. My nelgh-i
bor told me abouti
l.ydla E. Plnkham'af
Vegetable Corn-
pound, a It helped her very much, i
iriea it After taking lour bottle.
weigh 116 pounds. It has Just dona
aonuers ror me and I can do my nou
wora now without one hit of trouble."
Maa. M. Riejwikoes, 10004 Nelsoa
Ave., Cleveland, Ohio.
If some good fairy should appearJ
ana oner to grant your heart s deslra
what would you choose? Wealth f
Happiness? i'
Health? That' the best gift Health-
Is riche that gold cannot buy and
surely health la cause enough fori
happiness. j
Lydla E. Plnkbam'a Vegetable Com!
pound may be the good fairy who'
offer rou better health. )
Food BrrrrU, Mal Book, Worth SIM. only
H . Over IftA rraw rlpa. Mak, bak
bur anil am va 2t oo ata. Airnta want,,
1i tutromlaarloa. C. C O.Ira?, Warsaw, Ib4.
THOIOASDH WITH WEALTH WITHI
(sKAHP NJKVFK KNOW. Many valnabl
mineral I oust Uk rdlnary rock. Olva or
atf a chance! Know how to maka ta)ti at
horn. "Amitfttr Prowpajrtorf lulia" aamft
roalpald f.,,- i, oakflfld Uiftrtbutintf a
tt Marks fH.. ftaa Cravnciaco, CaiKoml.
EYES HURT?
Vor fcarnina aa Malv Hda.l
aad la rhiava InAuawa.
!-. awi al", ta jiiaa
Ban,aia,. iMalta.
Biu a secsn
MV Waaailr riaaa Bav Tait
W. N. U4 PORTLAND, NO. 6-1928.
I i
Vanadium Once a "Cure"
That vanadiuin,4oday an element es
sential to th manufacture of steel,'
was once considered to hav valua
only aa a "medicine" Is revealed by a
writer In the Boston New Bureau.
At one time, according to this writer,
It wn considered a cur for many
kinds of I! Ir. The Flannlguns of Pitta
burgh then controlled vanadium. -THif
believed It contained valuable
chemical proiiertle. A quarter of a
tentury or so sgu they erected a big
sanitarium In Cambridge Springs, pa
at a coat of g.Vsi.MK) or mora It waa
well patronised for a time, bul tb
building was sold many years ago,
and la now used for other purpose.
Old Town Wake Up
Ragusa, Dulimitla, a wulled and
battlemented town dating from tha
Seventh century, has become a popu
lur watering place. The town one
had the reputntlon of being the sleep
iest, laziest place In the world Today
the sonar Is crowileT with fiermana.
I I