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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Jan. 20, 1928)
I the BABY ) laHttnaassaaassaBsa r P - H Why do ao many, man; babies of to day escapt all tlio llttlt fretful spell and Infuntlle ailments tliut used to worry mothora through tht day, and keop them up half tin eight T If you don't know the answer, you haveu't discovered pur, harmless Cat torla. It la aweet to tha tints, and tweet In tha little stomach. And Hi gvntla Influence seems felt all through tha tiny system. Not even a distaste ful doaa of eaator oil does ao much good. Fletcher's Cantoris la purely teg, table, ao you may give It freely, at first algn of colic; or constipation; or diarrhea. Or thoee puny tin when yoo Just don't know what tha mat ter. For real sickness, call tha doe tor, always. At other tlmee, a few dropa of Fletcher's Csstorla. Tha doctor often trlla you to do Juat that; ami alwaya euya Fletcher's. Other preparation! may be Juat aa pure, Juat aa fret from dangerous drug, but why experiment Jtesldes, tha book on cart and feeding of bnblee that cornea with Fletclier't Caatorla If worth Ita weight In gold! Children Cry for Stop Coughing III more yoa eouh the wore yon imL and the more Inflamed your throat and lunaa tocom. Ol ibom a chanoa la hul. Boschee's Syrup ha b lvln r1lf for lily-one year. Try It. tun end too botiua. Huy It al your dru tor. O. O. Ureoo, lo Weodbury, N. J. CONSTIPATION RELIEVED a a QUICKLY Carter's Uttla UwNt 9 fcBjjeayejlB) fret) tVMH Trliw mU t b w hlly Ml)lWlMIUlHMnitae CARTER'S EH PILLS Diacuafi'on Va. Arf umfnt The mnn who entera Into a discus- alun la ftitl of passion for truth and eager to hear It Tha nun who argoei la full of vanity and dealrea only rb near himself talk. American ling- sine. Headache from Slight Cold$ T.xat1v nnoMO QITININS TatiUt ro ller lb IWadarh by curin lha Cold. I.ook for slsnalur of B. W. Oroya ea in ooi. me, Aor, No Complaint $ Eager Angler How are tha flab In the lake? Ilored Stranger Quite contented. Tired and Achy Mornings? Too Ofttn This Warns of Sluggish Kldiwya. DOES morning find you tiff, achy "all worn out?" Do you leal tired and droway auffer nagging backache, headache and dizzy aplla) Ara tha kidney (aeration scanty and burning la poug Too olten thia indical lutfiih kidneys and ahouldn't be thoan'i PilU. ft stimulant diuretic; IncraaM the Mention of the kidney and thua aid in tha elimination of watte impurities. Uaare everywhere eadorae Ptan't. Ak, your ntlgUarl DOAN'S "8? A STIMULANT DIURETIC KIDNEYS Ibtitr-MnkaraCe Mlf ClMBuril.IIY. jas,SkaB-'BSar aBass' r. dim, TW r.Br m-)ltMitiVM, AiU M. tmnmltr. m risers Tbmm mi A HoweAboQt- r ED HOWE WNU avrvle. The trull of blood starting early to hlatory, and continuing up to the prea- nt time waa ahd by unwilling aol dlers; tha ware would U'jver have been fnuglit but for pulltlcluua. Tha people do not light among themtelves; they ara, Inileud, helpful to each other. They would not of themeolrefl enllit In great arwlea to light an ntHX'Miiry bull lea. Tha peupla be lieve In buiii'Uruin peace, but alnce lima begun, lenders have fought peace, economy, common aenie. Loaders do Dot proKpor when there la pence; they prorper moat when there la dlaturb auce of one kind and another. Great quitrrcli rcaull In great hernea, and eipenae and deatructlon for the maaaea. Our public polk-lee are war crlea; our public principle! profea alonul. I'ew public wen ara half honeat ' I was able to read before atnrtlng to Bt'hool. I auppuae the Drat book 1 waa fnmlllur with win the Ulblu, from bearing It read three time day be fore family prayer, but have never rend It through. I am romewhat fa miliar with the Itlhle from referring to It, but my knowledge of It cornea mainly from bearing It talked about My middle name, Watson, came from the author of "Wutaon'a Commen tarlea," which I recall aa early aa I do the HIM ; and for mora than alxty year, llttenlng to comuieijlurlte on the Itlble, baa been my fate. 1 hear of tremendous outrages everywhere except In wy own environ ment Ao old man told nia today be haa not locked bla duo re In forty years, and baa never been robbed. Outrngea ara great eiceptlona; I have almoat never encountered one. The main fault In my neighborhood la ahlftleiumeaa; no one geta along aa well aa be might, or takea advantage of ahundunl opiMirtuulllea. All of u eat too much; I know of oo one who la hungry; the waaherwoman of the neighborhood owns an automobile. We have many Utile fault, but few great one We are all looking for fun," and not finding It and waiting money we ahould save, but I know of few real outrages. A rogue la nearly always dead beat ; tnoat roguee begin their careers by buying on credit with no Intention of paying. And bow the number of dead beats Is Increaalngl Legitimate bualnea la In doepalr everywhere be caura of them. A man always sows bis money with bis wild oata. A certain town baa widespread reputation for dullneaa. I lutely drove about Ita atreeta, and wua amaxed at the great number of comiuodloue homes. Certainly reven out of ten were modern, well-kept comfortable, creditable. Bonn of them were al- moat pulucca. And thla In a town fa aioti for dullneaa. On the town'a main afreet clilxetia were complaining of poor bunlneiM, but what wonderful bomea they bad been able to provide 1 It la a common aaylng that men and women hale to paas forty, and pot on glaaaeS. There la a greater trial ahead of them: to have all their teelh out and buy eet of the kind that never look natural falae teeth are aa easily detected as a wig; but people are rather more charitable for false teeth eomchow. they expect man to boldly fact baldoers. A writing man aays tbt learning of lha paat written Bve or alx hundred years sgo, la aa much greater than the wisdom of the United Btatea today aa tha Itwky mountains are greater than mole bills. Tbe alatemmt Is absurd. Tha wlae men of old bad no wlrdora men of today do not poaaess, and, In addition, moderoa know thousand things the ancients knew nothing about Modern men are, of course, the wlaeat that ever lived, alnce they have bad the advantage of longeat ex perience. And experience la the real education. For many centnrlea slaves have been lighting for freedom, and, while they have not yet achieved It they have made slavery more endurable. Tbe word atheist It good one. In a broad tenrt It meant one who refuses to accept theory without reasonable evidence. Be an atheist about the popular doctrine that there la either Joy or proflt in Idleneaa, dls- alDailon. onfutrneea. Oo tbe other hand, have) faith In trutha well es tablished, and practice the lessons they teach. Since no ont tells the truth, It It Inevitable that every man claims to be greater patriot than ha la, and to lovt everybody mora than ha does. It haa long been said of man I know that lit Is going to the devil, tie arrived the other day, and I bear no mora of hi in. Every Communist with wbote writ ing I am fniulllnr has been Indignant because rich people do not give him something. . Whtr Swatttn Art Taboo In llkrmiln. tha aouthcrn nuaxla nrovlnce. auneratllloiia nntlvoa bold the common bouae fly In reveronce and iniike no effort to kill the peat Miiny peraoni regnrd tlia fly aa aa- cred aiilnml. Jaywalk Into Car$ Five per cent of the automobile ac cidents of the country are caused by penona who walk Into' the aldce of moving machines. Uke automobiles running Into the sides of trains. NEW WHIPPET CAR A MOTOR MARVEL Due of lha lensatlons In the sutomo- hltfl world Is the perfected "Whippet" produced by the Wlllya-Overlnnd, Inc., and It la direct evidence that John N. Willys, president of the corporation, nronoiea to mnke good on bla decla ration that "there can be no monopoly In the tight car field." The perfected rnr. and the urlce at which It Is offered, placing It directly In compe tition with the lowest priced cars, baa centered the eyes of the automobile InduHrt and the motor car world In general on the enterprising Toledo manufacturer. It maxee mm me nrai nuinufucturer of automobllea to enter the nrlce field heretofore exclusive to but one light car manufacturer. The "Wblnnet " which hna been In nroductlon for more than 18 montha, bolda the national fuel economy rec ord of 4.1.28 mllea to the gallon in a test between Loa Angelea and New York City, covering a distance of 8.MM nilles, under official observation of the A. A. A. In a speed test on Ilocklng bnm Speedway, Salem, N. II., a "Whippet" recently attained a speed of 71.0 mltea an hour over a RO-mlle route. This was officially timed. The same en nine that has sccom- pllshed these records Is the power plant employed In the perfected "Wblnnet." now offered st the lowest price In the history of Willys Overland. Tbe "Whippet" waa tlia nrt lignt car to be equipped with four wheel lirnliM seitlni new trend In tbe Unlit car field. The braking srea of the "Whippet's" brakes is greater than any other light car. rSMallB of tl perfected "Whippet" dlctose a wider range of colors, em ployment of full crown fenders, a new cadet sun visor that Imports B smart military effect, and tbe addjtlon or automatic winasnieia cieaner, rear view mirror, and a combination rear driving light and atop light Tires additions make the "Whippet" the most fully equipped light car built In Die four cylinder field. in the "A QUALITY CAR AT THE LOWEST PRICE IN OUR THE MOST VALUABLE CAR EVER Touring - $455 '170 Coach - - 535 90 Roadster 485 Roadster Coupe - - 535 Cabriolet Coupe 545 Chassis ' - 355 AU prices f. o. b. factory Quality Shown in Outward Beauty Whippet introduced the vogue in light car design for smart, compact bodies with low, fleet lines. THE WHIPPET NOW READY FOR IMMEDIATE DELIVERY WILLYS - OVERLAND, INC. TOLEDO, OHIO lifVg Addtd Problomt Life Is becoming more mathematical every day. Wt are now nrged to count our blesslngis befort eating, onr cal ories while entlng, our change after eating and our sheep while going to sleep. Kansas City Star. Opportunity Next thing for scientific breeders to do Is to cross the carrier-pigeon with the parrot so that messages can be delivered verbally. Wall Street Journal. Varioui Trade Offer Occupation to Blind Blind men are employed In many engineering factories. In one German electrical concern, snya the annual report of tht National Institute for the Blind, more than one hundred alghtless people ere employed, while double that number are being trained. Blindness, It Is said, Is no hindrance to s man looking after two or even three automatic machlnea. Tht aver ago earning capacity of a blind oper ative In these works Is considered to be about 80 per cent of that of a ncrmal-alghted man. Ninety blind persons employed In French engineering trades earn about 89 per cent of full wages, A motor factory In America employs 44 blind men, who are gten the work for which tbey seem most competent Natur'$ Economy Inventions during the next two or three centuries will. In the opinion of many experts, probably be In the di rection of Imitations of the wonderful economy and the simple, direct meth ods of nature. Take the electric eel aa an example. Ita electric organ Is In no sense a storage battery, but a contrivance by which electric energy Is liberated at the moment when It Is required. At rest the organ shows so smalt an electromotive force that a good galvanometer It required to de tect It but a eudden nervoua Impulse from the eel's spinal cord raises a potential of many volta, with very lit tle heat and ao amll an expenditure of matter aa to defy the most expert chemist to weigh It Fireflies, glow worms snd many deep sea flshea pro duce light without heat at a cost which would make tbe price of a wax candle an extravagant outlay. Feet and Talking It's th fellow wbo can't talk on bla feet who puta hla foot In his mouth when he trlea. San Francisco Chron icle. COACH New Low Price Rtductiont ftrwnw,, 525 170 90 200 90 Perfected ykipp(Blt Grandlathert on Vacation Fifteen grandfathers, whose agea totaled 1,200 years, recently enjoyed their annual two-weeks vacation to gether at Llttlehampton, England. They ara members of the Browning Hall Grandfathers' club of London. Tbe oldest In the party was eighty four and the youngest seventy. Comet th Fault Whatever yon dislike In another person take cart to correct In yourself. Migratory Bird Treaty A resident of Ohio, who had previous ly raised wild fowl under a federal permit but failed to submit the re quired report of operations and con tinued to make aalea and ehlpmente without renewal of the permit was arraigned In Federal court at Toledo, Ohio, found guilty, and lined $300 and costs. To engage In the business of rearing and Belling migratory waterfowl, soys the bureau of biological survey. Unit ed States Department of Agriculture, It Is first necessary to obtain a per mit from the secretary of agriculture and then to comply with all require ments of state low. . These requirements are made under the migratory bird treaty act regula tions to protect and perpetuate migra tory species of birds passing each year between the United States and Canada. Lett th World Co By For the seventy-fourth consecutive season, Mrs. Rlchaid T. Aochmuty of New York haa arrived at her summer home, the Dormers, on the Lenox rittsfleld road. She has never owned an automobile, haa no listed tele phone, no electric lights, no steam heat In her villa, nor a radio. She prefers to drive over the wooded roads In an open victoria. Glowing fagota In her fireplaces and kerosene lamps furnish heat and light She la In her ninetieth year. Boston Globe. Not That Sick Girl 1 want a nice book for ao In valid. Librarian Something religions, Girl N j, not now. tie's convales cent Cure for Optimism The neurologist aaya optimists live longer than pessimist. They might If they didn't bsve such sublime faith In loose brakes. San Francisco Chron icle. F.O.B. Factory 4-DOOR SEDAN '585 rORMEB. PBJCI '725 REDUCTION '140 OFFERED FOR SO PrtllJrmt, BiS 4-wheel Brakes mort braking surface per pound of car weight than any other Gght car. You caa ttop from 40 miles an hour within SI feet Rear Gasoline Tank for utmost safety with vacuum fuel feed. This cost mort to build, but it much safer. Increased Speed Whippet superiority is alto ex pressed in greater and safer speed SS to 60 miles per hour, and many owners say 6$. Greater Gasoline Economy Whippet hold the A. A. A. Coast-to-Coatt economy record of 43.23 miles per gallon. Other Important Features 164 Inches of springs, full force feed lubrication, faster acceleration, silent timing chain, longer leg room, adjustable steering wheel, lower center of gravity, tingle plate clutch, longer connect ing rods, banjo-type rear axle housing with removable shaft, art among tht many quality car features of tht Whippet. Hn Lay$ Twin Egg A hen In Ulster lays two eggl at I v times, sometimes three. Tbt owner tx ' plains tills by saying that the ben, ft last year's pullet had sunstroke when a month old. Slnct It baa grown op tht ben has on fonr days a week laid two eggs Bt a time, and haa twice laid three. Apothtotit of tha Pancakt Sign In restaurant window "Waf fles of Class and Distinction," Bos ton Transcript Canadian Lake Beautiful Among the seven reservations set ' aside by the government of Canada hi tbe Rocky mountains there Is nont mort beautiful than Waterton Lakes National park, which Ilea on tht east- , era slope of the Ruckle where these mountains approach tbe Interoatlon- : al boundary. Tha park forms a rough square with a long L-shaped section ' added to the east tha wbolt having an area of about 220 square miles. Newest American Sport Crltlc-baltlng has become on even rriater and more typical American spo than framing prize flghta or fit' Ing horse races and championship laseball games. Tbe man rbo prac- . tlce professional criticism in tbta . year jf our Lord Uvea constantly In a "metaphorical gnsbouee district, bit t head and seat In Imminent prospect ' of basb and boot George Jean Na than In Vanity Fair, Profl by Pa$t Error The past Is gone, and gone forever. You may learn by yonr mistakes, but do not be guilty of tbe sin of constant ly worrying over them. Turn your face toward the future. GIvt yonr mistakes snd blunders a decent burial In the part, and let the memory of them furnish yon with Implements of Industry by which yoo may operate the gold mine of future possibilities. Exchange. Fowl in Biblical Timet Partridge art noted In tht Old Testament Tht fatted fowl (I Kings, 4:23) la Interpreted as either gooaa or dock. Cocks and bens wert brought from Persia two or three centuries be fore Christ A tomb at Martssa of about 200 a a baa good representa tion of a crowing cock. Sparrows and other "twittering birds" were also used for food. It doesn't pay to advertise antes yon are able to deliver tbe goods. HISTORY" . LITTLE MONEY i
