The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19??, January 20, 1928, Image 3

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    I the BABY )
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r P - H
Why do ao many, man; babies of to
day escapt all tlio llttlt fretful spell
and Infuntlle ailments tliut used to
worry mothora through tht day, and
keop them up half tin eight T
If you don't know the answer, you
haveu't discovered pur, harmless Cat
torla. It la aweet to tha tints, and
tweet In tha little stomach. And Hi
gvntla Influence seems felt all through
tha tiny system. Not even a distaste
ful doaa of eaator oil does ao much
good.
Fletcher's Cantoris la purely teg,
table, ao you may give It freely, at
first algn of colic; or constipation; or
diarrhea. Or thoee puny tin when
yoo Just don't know what tha mat
ter. For real sickness, call tha doe
tor, always. At other tlmee, a few
dropa of Fletcher's Csstorla.
Tha doctor often trlla you to do Juat
that; ami alwaya euya Fletcher's.
Other preparation! may be Juat aa
pure, Juat aa fret from dangerous
drug, but why experiment Jtesldes,
tha book on cart and feeding of bnblee
that cornea with Fletclier't Caatorla If
worth Ita weight In gold!
Children Cry for
Stop Coughing
III more yoa eouh the wore yon imL
and the more Inflamed your throat and
lunaa tocom. Ol ibom a chanoa la
hul.
Boschee's Syrup
ha b lvln r1lf for lily-one
year. Try It. tun end too botiua. Huy
It al your dru tor. O. O. Ureoo, lo
Weodbury, N. J.
CONSTIPATION
RELIEVED
a a QUICKLY
Carter's Uttla UwNt
9 fcBjjeayejlB) fret) tVMH
Trliw mU t b w hlly
Ml)lWlMIUlHMnitae
CARTER'S EH PILLS
Diacuafi'on Va. Arf umfnt
The mnn who entera Into a discus-
alun la ftitl of passion for truth and
eager to hear It Tha nun who argoei
la full of vanity and dealrea only rb
near himself talk. American ling-
sine.
Headache from Slight Cold$
T.xat1v nnoMO QITININS TatiUt ro
ller lb IWadarh by curin lha Cold.
I.ook for slsnalur of B. W. Oroya ea
in ooi. me, Aor,
No Complaint $
Eager Angler How are tha flab In
the lake?
Ilored Stranger Quite contented.
Tired and Achy
Mornings?
Too Ofttn This Warns of
Sluggish Kldiwya.
DOES morning find you tiff, achy
"all worn out?" Do you leal tired
and droway auffer nagging backache,
headache and dizzy aplla) Ara tha
kidney (aeration scanty and burning
la poug Too olten thia indical
lutfiih kidneys and ahouldn't be
thoan'i PilU. ft stimulant diuretic;
IncraaM the Mention of the kidney
and thua aid in tha elimination of
watte impurities. Uaare everywhere
eadorae Ptan't. Ak, your ntlgUarl
DOAN'S "8?
A STIMULANT DIURETIC KIDNEYS
Ibtitr-MnkaraCe Mlf ClMBuril.IIY.
jas,SkaB-'BSar aBass' r.
dim, TW r.Br
m-)ltMitiVM, AiU
M. tmnmltr. m risers Tbmm mi A
HoweAboQt-
r ED HOWE
WNU avrvle.
The trull of blood starting early to
hlatory, and continuing up to the prea-
nt time waa ahd by unwilling aol
dlers; tha ware would U'jver have
been fnuglit but for pulltlcluua. Tha
people do not light among themtelves;
they ara, Inileud, helpful to each
other. They would not of themeolrefl
enllit In great arwlea to light an
ntHX'Miiry bull lea. Tha peupla be
lieve In buiii'Uruin peace, but alnce
lima begun, lenders have fought peace,
economy, common aenie. Loaders do
Dot proKpor when there la pence; they
prorper moat when there la dlaturb
auce of one kind and another. Great
quitrrcli rcaull In great hernea, and
eipenae and deatructlon for the
maaaea. Our public polk-lee are war
crlea; our public principle! profea
alonul. I'ew public wen ara half
honeat '
I was able to read before atnrtlng
to Bt'hool. I auppuae the Drat book 1
waa fnmlllur with win the Ulblu, from
bearing It read three time day be
fore family prayer, but have never
rend It through. I am romewhat fa
miliar with the Itlhle from referring
to It, but my knowledge of It cornea
mainly from bearing It talked about
My middle name, Watson, came from
the author of "Wutaon'a Commen
tarlea," which I recall aa early aa I
do the HIM ; and for mora than alxty
year, llttenlng to comuieijlurlte on
the Itlble, baa been my fate.
1 hear of tremendous outrages
everywhere except In wy own environ
ment Ao old man told nia today be
haa not locked bla duo re In forty
years, and baa never been robbed.
Outrngea ara great eiceptlona; I
have almoat never encountered one.
The main fault In my neighborhood
la ahlftleiumeaa; no one geta along aa
well aa be might, or takea advantage
of ahundunl opiMirtuulllea. All of u
eat too much; I know of oo one who
la hungry; the waaherwoman of the
neighborhood owns an automobile.
We have many Utile fault, but few
great one We are all looking for
fun," and not finding It and waiting
money we ahould save, but I know of
few real outrages.
A rogue la nearly always dead
beat ; tnoat roguee begin their careers
by buying on credit with no Intention
of paying. And bow the number of
dead beats Is Increaalngl Legitimate
bualnea la In doepalr everywhere be
caura of them.
A man always sows bis money with
bis wild oata.
A certain town baa widespread
reputation for dullneaa. I lutely drove
about Ita atreeta, and wua amaxed at
the great number of comiuodloue
homes. Certainly reven out of ten
were modern, well-kept comfortable,
creditable. Bonn of them were al-
moat pulucca. And thla In a town fa
aioti for dullneaa. On the town'a
main afreet clilxetia were complaining
of poor bunlneiM, but what wonderful
bomea they bad been able to provide 1
It la a common aaylng that men and
women hale to paas forty, and pot on
glaaaeS.
There la a greater trial ahead of
them: to have all their teelh out and
buy eet of the kind that never look
natural
falae teeth are aa easily detected as
a wig; but people are rather more
charitable for false teeth eomchow.
they expect man to boldly fact
baldoers.
A writing man aays tbt learning of
lha paat written Bve or alx hundred
years sgo, la aa much greater than the
wisdom of the United Btatea today aa
tha Itwky mountains are greater than
mole bills. Tbe alatemmt Is absurd.
Tha wlae men of old bad no wlrdora
men of today do not poaaess, and, In
addition, moderoa know thousand
things the ancients knew nothing
about Modern men are, of course,
the wlaeat that ever lived, alnce they
have bad the advantage of longeat ex
perience. And experience la the real
education.
For many centnrlea slaves have
been lighting for freedom, and, while
they have not yet achieved It they
have made slavery more endurable.
Tbe word atheist It good one.
In a broad tenrt It meant one who
refuses to accept theory without
reasonable evidence. Be an atheist
about the popular doctrine that there
la either Joy or proflt in Idleneaa, dls-
alDailon. onfutrneea. Oo tbe other
hand, have) faith In trutha well es
tablished, and practice the lessons
they teach.
Since no ont tells the truth, It It
Inevitable that every man claims to
be greater patriot than ha la, and
to lovt everybody mora than ha does.
It haa long been said of man I
know that lit Is going to the devil,
tie arrived the other day, and I bear
no mora of hi in.
Every Communist with wbote writ
ing I am fniulllnr has been Indignant
because rich people do not give him
something. .
Whtr Swatttn Art Taboo
In llkrmiln. tha aouthcrn nuaxla
nrovlnce. auneratllloiia nntlvoa bold
the common bouae fly In reveronce
and iniike no effort to kill the peat
Miiny peraoni regnrd tlia fly aa aa-
cred aiilnml.
Jaywalk Into Car$
Five per cent of the automobile ac
cidents of the country are caused by
penona who walk Into' the aldce of
moving machines. Uke automobiles
running Into the sides of trains.
NEW WHIPPET CAR
A MOTOR MARVEL
Due of lha lensatlons In the sutomo-
hltfl world Is the perfected "Whippet"
produced by the Wlllya-Overlnnd, Inc.,
and It la direct evidence that John N.
Willys, president of the corporation,
nronoiea to mnke good on bla decla
ration that "there can be no monopoly
In the tight car field." The perfected
rnr. and the urlce at which It Is
offered, placing It directly In compe
tition with the lowest priced cars, baa
centered the eyes of the automobile
InduHrt and the motor car world In
general on the enterprising Toledo
manufacturer. It maxee mm me nrai
nuinufucturer of automobllea to enter
the nrlce field heretofore exclusive to
but one light car manufacturer.
The "Wblnnet " which hna been In
nroductlon for more than 18 montha,
bolda the national fuel economy rec
ord of 4.1.28 mllea to the gallon in a
test between Loa Angelea and New
York City, covering a distance of 8.MM
nilles, under official observation of the
A. A. A. In a speed test on Ilocklng
bnm Speedway, Salem, N. II., a
"Whippet" recently attained a speed
of 71.0 mltea an hour over a RO-mlle
route. This was officially timed.
The same en nine that has sccom-
pllshed these records Is the power
plant employed In the perfected
"Wblnnet." now offered st the lowest
price In the history of Willys Overland.
Tbe "Whippet" waa tlia nrt lignt
car to be equipped with four wheel
lirnliM seitlni new trend In tbe
Unlit car field. The braking srea of
the "Whippet's" brakes is greater
than any other light car.
rSMallB of tl perfected "Whippet"
dlctose a wider range of colors, em
ployment of full crown fenders, a
new cadet sun visor that Imports B
smart military effect, and tbe addjtlon
or automatic winasnieia cieaner, rear
view mirror, and a combination rear
driving light and atop light Tires
additions make the "Whippet" the
most fully equipped light car built In
Die four cylinder field.
in the
"A QUALITY CAR AT THE LOWEST PRICE IN OUR
THE MOST VALUABLE CAR EVER
Touring - $455 '170
Coach - - 535 90
Roadster 485
Roadster
Coupe - - 535
Cabriolet Coupe 545
Chassis ' - 355
AU prices f. o. b. factory
Quality Shown in Outward Beauty
Whippet introduced the vogue in light car design for smart,
compact bodies with low, fleet lines.
THE WHIPPET NOW READY FOR IMMEDIATE DELIVERY
WILLYS - OVERLAND, INC.
TOLEDO, OHIO
lifVg Addtd Problomt
Life Is becoming more mathematical
every day. Wt are now nrged to count
our blesslngis befort eating, onr cal
ories while entlng, our change after
eating and our sheep while going to
sleep. Kansas City Star.
Opportunity
Next thing for scientific breeders to
do Is to cross the carrier-pigeon with
the parrot so that messages can be
delivered verbally. Wall Street Journal.
Varioui Trade Offer
Occupation to Blind
Blind men are employed In many
engineering factories. In one German
electrical concern, snya the annual
report of tht National Institute for
the Blind, more than one hundred
alghtless people ere employed, while
double that number are being trained.
Blindness, It Is said, Is no hindrance
to s man looking after two or even
three automatic machlnea. Tht aver
ago earning capacity of a blind oper
ative In these works Is considered to
be about 80 per cent of that of a
ncrmal-alghted man.
Ninety blind persons employed In
French engineering trades earn about
89 per cent of full wages, A motor
factory In America employs 44 blind
men, who are gten the work for
which tbey seem most competent
Natur'$ Economy
Inventions during the next two or
three centuries will. In the opinion of
many experts, probably be In the di
rection of Imitations of the wonderful
economy and the simple, direct meth
ods of nature. Take the electric eel
aa an example. Ita electric organ Is
In no sense a storage battery, but a
contrivance by which electric energy
Is liberated at the moment when It Is
required. At rest the organ shows so
smalt an electromotive force that a
good galvanometer It required to de
tect It but a eudden nervoua Impulse
from the eel's spinal cord raises a
potential of many volta, with very lit
tle heat and ao amll an expenditure
of matter aa to defy the most expert
chemist to weigh It Fireflies, glow
worms snd many deep sea flshea pro
duce light without heat at a cost
which would make tbe price of a wax
candle an extravagant outlay.
Feet and Talking
It's th fellow wbo can't talk on bla
feet who puta hla foot In his mouth
when he trlea. San Francisco Chron
icle. COACH
New Low Price Rtductiont
ftrwnw,, 525
170
90
200
90
Perfected ykipp(Blt
Grandlathert on Vacation
Fifteen grandfathers, whose agea
totaled 1,200 years, recently enjoyed
their annual two-weeks vacation to
gether at Llttlehampton, England.
They ara members of the Browning
Hall Grandfathers' club of London.
Tbe oldest In the party was eighty
four and the youngest seventy.
Comet th Fault
Whatever yon dislike In another
person take cart to correct In yourself.
Migratory Bird Treaty
A resident of Ohio, who had previous
ly raised wild fowl under a federal
permit but failed to submit the re
quired report of operations and con
tinued to make aalea and ehlpmente
without renewal of the permit was
arraigned In Federal court at Toledo,
Ohio, found guilty, and lined $300 and
costs.
To engage In the business of rearing
and Belling migratory waterfowl, soys
the bureau of biological survey. Unit
ed States Department of Agriculture,
It Is first necessary to obtain a per
mit from the secretary of agriculture
and then to comply with all require
ments of state low.
. These requirements are made under
the migratory bird treaty act regula
tions to protect and perpetuate migra
tory species of birds passing each
year between the United States and
Canada.
Lett th World Co By
For the seventy-fourth consecutive
season, Mrs. Rlchaid T. Aochmuty of
New York haa arrived at her summer
home, the Dormers, on the Lenox
rittsfleld road. She has never owned
an automobile, haa no listed tele
phone, no electric lights, no steam
heat In her villa, nor a radio. She
prefers to drive over the wooded
roads In an open victoria. Glowing
fagota In her fireplaces and kerosene
lamps furnish heat and light She la
In her ninetieth year. Boston Globe.
Not That Sick
Girl 1 want a nice book for ao In
valid. Librarian Something religions,
Girl N j, not now. tie's convales
cent Cure for Optimism
The neurologist aaya optimists live
longer than pessimist. They might
If they didn't bsve such sublime faith
In loose brakes. San Francisco Chron
icle. F.O.B. Factory
4-DOOR SEDAN
'585
rORMEB. PBJCI
'725
REDUCTION
'140
OFFERED FOR SO
PrtllJrmt,
BiS 4-wheel Brakes mort braking surface per
pound of car weight than any other Gght car. You caa
ttop from 40 miles an hour within SI feet
Rear Gasoline Tank for utmost safety with
vacuum fuel feed. This cost mort to build, but it much
safer.
Increased Speed Whippet superiority is alto ex
pressed in greater and safer speed SS to 60 miles per
hour, and many owners say 6$.
Greater Gasoline Economy Whippet hold
the A. A. A. Coast-to-Coatt economy record of 43.23
miles per gallon.
Other Important Features 164 Inches of
springs, full force feed lubrication, faster acceleration, silent
timing chain, longer leg room, adjustable steering wheel,
lower center of gravity, tingle plate clutch, longer connect
ing rods, banjo-type rear axle housing with removable shaft,
art among tht many quality car features of tht Whippet.
Hn Lay$ Twin Egg
A hen In Ulster lays two eggl at I v
times, sometimes three. Tbt owner tx '
plains tills by saying that the ben, ft
last year's pullet had sunstroke when
a month old. Slnct It baa grown op
tht ben has on fonr days a week laid
two eggs Bt a time, and haa twice laid
three.
Apothtotit of tha Pancakt
Sign In restaurant window "Waf
fles of Class and Distinction," Bos
ton Transcript
Canadian Lake Beautiful
Among the seven reservations set '
aside by the government of Canada hi
tbe Rocky mountains there Is nont
mort beautiful than Waterton Lakes
National park, which Ilea on tht east- ,
era slope of the Ruckle where these
mountains approach tbe Interoatlon- :
al boundary. Tha park forms a rough
square with a long L-shaped section '
added to the east tha wbolt having
an area of about 220 square miles.
Newest American Sport
Crltlc-baltlng has become on even
rriater and more typical American
spo than framing prize flghta or fit'
Ing horse races and championship
laseball games. Tbe man rbo prac- .
tlce professional criticism in tbta .
year jf our Lord Uvea constantly In
a "metaphorical gnsbouee district, bit t
head and seat In Imminent prospect '
of basb and boot George Jean Na
than In Vanity Fair,
Profl by Pa$t Error
The past Is gone, and gone forever.
You may learn by yonr mistakes, but
do not be guilty of tbe sin of constant
ly worrying over them. Turn your
face toward the future. GIvt yonr
mistakes snd blunders a decent burial
In the part, and let the memory of
them furnish yon with Implements of
Industry by which yoo may operate
the gold mine of future possibilities.
Exchange.
Fowl in Biblical Timet
Partridge art noted In tht Old
Testament Tht fatted fowl (I Kings,
4:23) la Interpreted as either gooaa
or dock. Cocks and bens wert brought
from Persia two or three centuries be
fore Christ A tomb at Martssa of
about 200 a a baa good representa
tion of a crowing cock. Sparrows and
other "twittering birds" were also
used for food.
It doesn't pay to advertise antes
yon are able to deliver tbe goods.
HISTORY" .
LITTLE MONEY
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