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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Jan. 13, 1928)
" OUR COMIC SECTION 0 V. 'A a (OpFTr(fHW O, THE FEATHERHEADS AND QrtA HAVvaVSD IS AwcJuta who has Toms ms CutfuIS bwl BO- AMD "UCV MAMAGE "G0 PtACIS OnCI IN AwuiS.eEWS,X V&nci w wuaS,6Eit)lS-4 V ,WHH, 1 ; UVMOArt WAS A POP'XiUA WET ta lJCS.'--fl I " yi ' e vAlo qVq -pT HFEBBEB THAT SOUG. W , ,, 1010TS T DOWM H IKfl k lMOSeflWDAfTflO(Wj M akjdfcoccouTwwatM C C"j FINNEY OF THE FORCE WsiATlMEAJ. 1 FcU- AHHTGUUyfV KMC i SVbTalW CtlUM6-L,, ' ,,, UJTAiBS l-USA- G"fWUVj I rro 7 ". i' m ir --r- m - e m i i i 1 1 1 i 1 1 11 A Wuttni Nwippr loU An Awfid Mess . rr,Vr I ' IN aw-BoTVOO .J CftMfi IH6 FLOOD - ' POIA RABBITS OCf OF 1 ur te Snir I ere.i . II. I A . - , .. -r- - I ptnvcj rkw w -" 'I I iouvc OfIN teW I I T Jl fl. M M I M . VI ! till 11 INI One of Those Evenings A Small Matter! AND'fw BELL5 ANOTHER NEW DRESS "Vni your hualmnd chopping wood IiikI fvi'iilin!?" Inquired Mr, l'rjor of nvlulitHir iiihurtmiilt. "Cliopplng wood, uo I ll will d tiiliivd Id th olllt-o on builncH nil tlx evpiilnx. Wlinl save you tlmt lili-u?" "Well, 1 hrurd lilui tell my liUHbund Unit lie Hocuiuulutrd good tioultlijr pile of cliljii bvfure lie quIL" Nothing Mora "ltenlly," Hld Clmrlrj C'Huligo to hit tullor, "I twl tlmt 1 owe you" "Tou do," Intvrrtiptrd tlie tullor. "An aM)lot.7 for Imvlng kept you walling for your money io long. 8o I tliought I would drop round and piij you" "Tlinnkd." "And pny yoa the apology, OikmI duy." THE REASON "Why did your mother ecold yoa ycatvrdny fur klmlng Total Jon are encngtMl, aren't youf "Vet, Indeed I But not to Tom." Hard Work The lailtil mm, without a duuht, May ofun know falliue aurprlalng Hn naiurallf tlrtd out By eonatantljp apoloflilncl Mora Emphatic Smith Dun your wife aak for thlnga the knowe yon can't afford? Wliket She haan't naked for a thing alnce we wme morrled. Smith What a model of a wife I I never heard of aurh a thing before! Wllkea No j when ahe wanta any thing alt doren't aak me the tclli me. A Joht tor Father Clrl'a Father Well, young man. what can I do for you J Her Suitor lerrnlled to aee If foo-er-would give aaaent to my mar rlnce to your dauchter. Father (of alx dnui:titer) Give a rent? Rleaa my eoul, young man, take her and til make It a dollar. DOWN AND OUT Friend I aupxN It'a a great Male faction to you to aee your l unhand going up ao rapidly In tils profession! Avlutor! Wife I can't v it la id rather aee him down and out, Everything for Style Rha Ihlnkt a lot of haraalf. Bh halaa to look ungainly: Anil ao aha takaa her oaarolae From aylphlali motlvaa, mainly. Matter ot Calculation r'.ot.N Junea, I want you to con tinue to do the buying. I'm going to ralne your aulary to keep you honeat. Jonea Hut before I agree I muxt do a bit of figuring to aee how It worka out. Very Odd English Adverllaement: "Wnntcd: An air compreaaor for comprising ilr.". lan't It amazing the odd uhos to which people will put tilings? Fitting It The mnll mnn returned thla letter becniwe It'a cut In two, Vo you know anything about It?" "Sure," replied the office boy. "II va too lurge to go In the chute ui It wan." Outtide the Hat Shoppe "How much longer are we going to trait for mumnile, ilmldyr "Not long now, denr. They're JuhI Inking the last hut out of the win iow," 7 KITCHEN-!' i CABINET a...... ...... HO, mat, WMtvrn Nw.iii.f tlnlim.) I do not aak for mimlo awaatar than Tha etit!iinun ilnlly ayintihuny of mam CouM I hut araap lla oanlar point and aea How oai-h dlaeord mulla Into har mony. Ir. Frank Crane, TASTY GOOD THINGS It aeetna unneceaanry to dwell ao often upon aorvlng hot food a hot and cold fiKida cold to hnve thetn ap petlilng; but tin fart la, fur too often the moat dellcloua food li utterly apolled tij rurvleaa aervlng A Juicy allce Jjt aleak or roaat aerved on a plate that chilli the meat mid congvnli the grnvj li a "gnatronoiulc aolerlaiu, Intolernhll and not to be endured.'' Hot meiini hot, not lukewarm. Home cooki will till have to learn when the boiling po'nt of water la reached. Carrot, Apple and Onion Salad, Chop a amnll apple, grind throuKD the meat grinder, enough to double the amount of carrot, add a Utile acraped onion to eenann, anlt and cayenne and lalnd drcaalng to ninlatin. . Chopped celery and nuta may be added to make the mixture more nutrltloua. Heap on lettuce and aerve with a ipoonful of dreaalng aa a gum lull. Panned Oyatera. Toaat bread and butter well, wet with nyater liquor and lay In a baking dlah. Arrange aa many oyatera aa the bread will hold, dot with eeaaonlng and butter, cover and bake eight to ten mliutea In a hot oven, or until the nyitera are well rullled. Serve at once. Apple Crlap. For a almple and eaay-to-prepare doaacrt, Jila will be a Joy: llutter a fireproof dlah and till with illoed applet, add augur and cln n anion to taate, with a little water to molatcn. Work together four . tnhl IMMinfuli of augar with one table ipoonful of flour and apread over the apple mixture and bake uncovered. Serve with whipped cream or nuiult alrup. Waldorf Hanx Prepare a rich well acaaoned white enure, ualng one cup ful of cream Initead of tlie uautil milk, fitlr In cooked mlnred ham. Iluttet mall cuatard cupa and aprlukle the lower half with minced paralcy. Itrenk an egg In each and bake until the egga are eet. Turn out around the a nee and dot with butter. Stuffed Lettuce Hearta. Hemnve the cetitrn from tinall hard hendt of lettuce and fill the cavltlea with a mixture of chicken, muahrponia, celery and the thredded lettuce, mixed with mnyonnalae. Serve on leavei of en dive, gnrnMied with red cherriei and aectloiia of orunge. Sandwlchee and Canapea. A canape may be toaated or touted In butter, but ll oaually cut round one -quarter Inch thick. Any inapt dealred may be naed creecent, tri angle, diamond ot equare. When bread la uaed, the cruat la nanally re moved. Knltlnei oi butter thine may be uaed In place ot the bread. The foundation of what ever mixture la uaed la then tpread evenly over the canape, gnrnlahed with a flourish of colored niayonnalae ot tar of beet or any chopied t .xiure. like hard cooked egg or peppera. When a hot canape la aerved forka are al wayi provided. For tha open or peek a boo land wlchei the allcei are cut In any de I red form, then a center, ualng tonic mall atar or diamond iliajied cutler, la cut from the illce which will go on top. Kach amnll peephole la then gnr nlahed with a fringe of green or red. after apendlng the edge with mayon nalae. For a aandwlch ualng clumped eel ery, chicken, olivet and a few nuta, cut out email round peephole and Oil with a email ball of cream cheea lightly flattened and duatcd with pap rika. Caiioltt. Thla la a fumoua French dlah which ta both historical and palatable. Honk overnight one quart of lima neana; In (he morning bring to the boiling point and drain;' Add freah boiling water, a teaspooaful of tu It and cook until nearly done. (Mace In a cnsaerole two cupfuli of chicken or duck, the drained henna, an onion (chopped), one-hnlf cupful of itrulued tomato, a quart of hot broth and a teoapoonful f kitchen bouquet Iliike one hour, uncover; iprlnkle with a little chopped paralcy, brown and aerve. Chicken Canaptt. To one-hnlf enn- ful of chicken itoek made Into aspic Jelly add (when cool, but not aet) one hnlf cupful of mayonnaise, cut roaat chicken Into very thin illcea, coot them with the aspic mixture and ar range on trlnnglee of bread which have been muted In butter and cooled. Oarnleh with bill of chopped pimento and the aspic Jelly, The almple open inndwlch la ipreud will) butter, then a rim of finely minced hnm la piped around the edge, or any desired eundwlch filling finely chopped Inside thli another row of chopped green pepper, or finely cut celery, and tha center may be a rose of mayonnaise. One lini great oppor tunity to orlglmite In the making of these iiindwlcliet. i Only One-Eyed Creature 1 The onlv one-eyed nlnml In exlat- tiico la tho cyolopa, a genlua of ainnll fnwhwiiter srualncenn. They are. popularly Included under the wide) tlilu of "wuler fleet." Vurloui apo ui. ni eoiiiinoii at nctlve awlmniera In fresh -wuler poola, or alow flowing tirooka mid a few forma liuve neeii reLnnleil from the ten, A very marked feiitunt to which Hie name re fers la th alimlo riidliim eye, tiaiiuiiy bright erlmsou uml ajiarkllng Ilk gi Washington Hliir. Then What Did He Get? Three veil r-old Janicj cared not III lie for the freshly bnked enkea which lila mother wna taking from the oven. "The little one la your, Jimmy," ahe anlil. ua she hurried to answer telephone call. When ahe returned to the kitchen her dismay win evident when she laid, "Why, Jntnea, what hm happened to my eeker "It wni too long. I brenked 4iff the end for you, wni her," wna hit aniwor. Indlnimpo lit Newt. How Crope Are Haitened Lettuce wni ready for market In March from an outdoor garden In Sweden thli year, a result of heating the toll with electricity. Hint tha nroduct inav be matured earlier la considered a probability and further tests are planned. A main otiject 11 In obtain a ground temperature which will eorreaiunul to the romtiarntlvul V high nlr teitiiernture In spring aayi 1'opulur Mechanlce Magaxlna, Long-Life Treet Tlie white oak, button-wood, white pine and hemlock are long lived treea, aaya the American Trew ateocl ailou, and the poplart, wlllowa, aome cherrlea, and a few oakl are abort lived. Some of Hie aequolaa of Cali fornia exceed the 8,tta)yar mark, and the big ryprene tree of Tula, growing In the alate of Oaxara, alex lint been eatlmated from 4,500 to B.OUO J ear. Period ot Growth Not all treea begin to grow at the tame time. Pome begin early to spring, while othera delay ttartlng their growth until late April or early tiny, aaya the American Tree aaaocla tlon. The wild black cherry atarU about the drat of April, while the tu lip tree or yellow poplar dea not be gin until lute In April, and the Nor wuy epruce w-ald Until early In May. No Royal Road "Tha hardest way la almost InvaxU tly the beat way," aald Thomai A. Kllaon; and he went on to declare that whenever he achieved a mull quickly and easily be alwaya distrust ed It and prm-ed4 to test It by a dif ferent and more difficult method. The road to the helghta must be sleep and toilsome. Youth'a Compaction, No Free-Will Offering Utile iHiugtai came over to out house with hit mother. My mother hail made cooklei and put frosting on them but hadn't put them away yet He aske: for one. Ilia mother aald: -I 'I.I y..n thnuk the lady?" Ilia it Initialling reply waa: "She didn't give ll to me; I asked for it" Youth'a Companion. Village Hat Long Name Tli ere la a place In Wales known al Maiifalr I'. (I. The apeltlng oaually given la Llaiifitlrpwllgwyn gyllgogery-ch-wyrndrohll llniiilyalllagogogocb. It algnltlea: "Church of 8t. Mary. In hot low of white haxet, near a rapid whirl, pool and near Bt Tyalllo'a church, which li near a red cave." Mutieal Ditcovery Jamea Itullunta, a negro, born In Africa, trained In the University ot Kdlnhurgh and, by achnlarahlp. In the New York Conservatory of Music, die covered through research that the African octave contalna IT tones, whereat tha Kuropean octave con tains only 12. SHE WENT FROM BAD TO WORSE Down to 98 Pounde FtnJ ReatoredtoHejilth by Lydi .Pinkham't VepeUbU Compouna CleTeland, Ohln.-J After haylnf mt IHrat baby, I loat weight no matter iwBAt i did. Tbon Idoetor told ma I would ha hntlnr If I had another bahy. wnicn i did. Hut I I not worse, waa al waya alckly and went down in aa Ipounda. My neigh- her told me about l-ydla id. I'lnkhnm'a Veratalil. IW pound, aa It holped her ery much, ao I tried It After taking four bottlna, I weigh lit pounda. It baa Just done) eondera for me and I can do my houno work now without one bit of trouble. Maa. M. Itiisiiiflr.a, 10004 Nolsoa Ave., Cleveland, Ohio, If aome good fairy ehould appear, and offor to grant your hoart'e desire, what would you cbooae? Wealthf tlapplneis? Health? That'i tha best gift Hoalth la rlchca that gold cannot buy and luroly health, la cause enough for bapplneti. Lydla E. Plnkham'a Vcgotable Com. pound may ha tha good fairy who offer you better bealUt I I' tr f