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One of Those Evenings
A Small Matter!
AND'fw
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ANOTHER NEW DRESS
"Vni your hualmnd chopping wood
IiikI fvi'iilin!?" Inquired Mr, l'rjor of
nvlulitHir iiihurtmiilt.
"Cliopplng wood, uo I ll will d
tiiliivd Id th olllt-o on builncH nil tlx
evpiilnx. Wlinl save you tlmt lili-u?"
"Well, 1 hrurd lilui tell my liUHbund
Unit lie Hocuiuulutrd good tioultlijr
pile of cliljii bvfure lie quIL"
Nothing Mora
"ltenlly," Hld Clmrlrj C'Huligo to hit
tullor, "I twl tlmt 1 owe you"
"Tou do," Intvrrtiptrd tlie tullor.
"An aM)lot.7 for Imvlng kept you
walling for your money io long. 8o
I tliought I would drop round and piij
you"
"Tlinnkd."
"And pny yoa the apology, OikmI
duy."
THE REASON
"Why did your mother ecold yoa
ycatvrdny fur klmlng Total Jon are
encngtMl, aren't youf
"Vet, Indeed I But not to Tom."
Hard Work
The lailtil mm, without a duuht,
May ofun know falliue aurprlalng
Hn naiurallf tlrtd out
By eonatantljp apoloflilncl
Mora Emphatic
Smith Dun your wife aak for
thlnga the knowe yon can't afford?
Wliket She haan't naked for a
thing alnce we wme morrled.
Smith What a model of a wife I I
never heard of aurh a thing before!
Wllkea No j when ahe wanta any
thing alt doren't aak me the tclli
me.
A Joht tor Father
Clrl'a Father Well, young man.
what can I do for you J
Her Suitor lerrnlled to aee If
foo-er-would give aaaent to my mar
rlnce to your dauchter.
Father (of alx dnui:titer) Give a
rent? Rleaa my eoul, young man, take
her and til make It a dollar.
DOWN AND OUT
Friend I aupxN It'a a great Male
faction to you to aee your l unhand
going up ao rapidly In tils profession!
Avlutor! Wife I can't v it la
id rather aee him down and out,
Everything for Style
Rha Ihlnkt a lot of haraalf.
Bh halaa to look ungainly:
Anil ao aha takaa her oaarolae
From aylphlali motlvaa, mainly.
Matter ot Calculation
r'.ot.N Junea, I want you to con
tinue to do the buying. I'm going to
ralne your aulary to keep you honeat.
Jonea Hut before I agree I muxt
do a bit of figuring to aee how It
worka out.
Very Odd
English Adverllaement: "Wnntcd:
An air compreaaor for comprising
ilr.".
lan't It amazing the odd uhos to
which people will put tilings?
Fitting It
The mnll mnn returned thla letter
becniwe It'a cut In two, Vo you know
anything about It?"
"Sure," replied the office boy. "II
va too lurge to go In the chute ui
It wan."
Outtide the Hat Shoppe
"How much longer are we going to
trait for mumnile, ilmldyr
"Not long now, denr. They're JuhI
Inking the last hut out of the win
iow,"
7 KITCHEN-!'
i CABINET
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HO, mat, WMtvrn Nw.iii.f tlnlim.)
I do not aak for mimlo awaatar than
Tha etit!iinun ilnlly ayintihuny of
mam
CouM I hut araap lla oanlar point
and aea
How oai-h dlaeord mulla Into har
mony. Ir. Frank Crane,
TASTY GOOD THINGS
It aeetna unneceaanry to dwell ao
often upon aorvlng hot food a hot and
cold fiKida cold
to hnve thetn ap
petlilng; but tin
fart la, fur too
often the moat
dellcloua food li
utterly apolled tij
rurvleaa aervlng
A Juicy allce Jjt
aleak or roaat aerved on a plate that
chilli the meat mid congvnli the grnvj
li a "gnatronoiulc aolerlaiu, Intolernhll
and not to be endured.'' Hot meiini
hot, not lukewarm. Home cooki will
till have to learn when the boiling
po'nt of water la reached.
Carrot, Apple and Onion Salad,
Chop a amnll apple, grind throuKD the
meat grinder, enough to double the
amount of carrot, add a Utile acraped
onion to eenann, anlt and cayenne and
lalnd drcaalng to ninlatin. . Chopped
celery and nuta may be added to make
the mixture more nutrltloua. Heap
on lettuce and aerve with a ipoonful
of dreaalng aa a gum lull.
Panned Oyatera. Toaat bread and
butter well, wet with nyater liquor
and lay In a baking dlah. Arrange aa
many oyatera aa the bread will hold,
dot with eeaaonlng and butter, cover
and bake eight to ten mliutea In a
hot oven, or until the nyitera are well
rullled. Serve at once.
Apple Crlap. For a almple and
eaay-to-prepare doaacrt, Jila will be a
Joy: llutter a fireproof dlah and till
with illoed applet, add augur and cln
n anion to taate, with a little water to
molatcn. Work together four . tnhl
IMMinfuli of augar with one table
ipoonful of flour and apread over the
apple mixture and bake uncovered.
Serve with whipped cream or nuiult
alrup.
Waldorf Hanx Prepare a rich well
acaaoned white enure, ualng one cup
ful of cream Initead of tlie uautil milk,
fitlr In cooked mlnred ham. Iluttet
mall cuatard cupa and aprlukle the
lower half with minced paralcy. Itrenk
an egg In each and bake until the
egga are eet. Turn out around the
a nee and dot with butter.
Stuffed Lettuce Hearta. Hemnve
the cetitrn from tinall hard hendt of
lettuce and fill the cavltlea with a
mixture of chicken, muahrponia, celery
and the thredded lettuce, mixed with
mnyonnalae. Serve on leavei of en
dive, gnrnMied with red cherriei and
aectloiia of orunge.
Sandwlchee and Canapea.
A canape may be toaated or touted
In butter, but ll oaually cut round
one -quarter Inch
thick. Any inapt
dealred may be
naed creecent, tri
angle, diamond ot
equare. When
bread la uaed, the
cruat la nanally re
moved. Knltlnei oi
butter thine may be uaed In place
ot the bread. The foundation of what
ever mixture la uaed la then tpread
evenly over the canape, gnrnlahed with
a flourish of colored niayonnalae ot
tar of beet or any chopied t .xiure.
like hard cooked egg or peppera. When
a hot canape la aerved forka are al
wayi provided.
For tha open or peek a boo land
wlchei the allcei are cut In any de
I red form, then a center, ualng tonic
mall atar or diamond iliajied cutler,
la cut from the illce which will go on
top. Kach amnll peephole la then gnr
nlahed with a fringe of green or red.
after apendlng the edge with mayon
nalae.
For a aandwlch ualng clumped eel
ery, chicken, olivet and a few nuta,
cut out email round peephole and
Oil with a email ball of cream cheea
lightly flattened and duatcd with pap
rika. Caiioltt. Thla la a fumoua French
dlah which ta both historical and
palatable. Honk overnight one quart
of lima neana; In (he morning bring
to the boiling point and drain;' Add
freah boiling water, a teaspooaful of
tu It and cook until nearly done. (Mace
In a cnsaerole two cupfuli of chicken
or duck, the drained henna, an onion
(chopped), one-hnlf cupful of itrulued
tomato, a quart of hot broth and a
teoapoonful f kitchen bouquet Iliike
one hour, uncover; iprlnkle with a
little chopped paralcy, brown and
aerve.
Chicken Canaptt. To one-hnlf enn-
ful of chicken itoek made Into aspic
Jelly add (when cool, but not aet) one
hnlf cupful of mayonnaise, cut roaat
chicken Into very thin illcea, coot
them with the aspic mixture and ar
range on trlnnglee of bread which
have been muted In butter and cooled.
Oarnleh with bill of chopped pimento
and the aspic Jelly,
The almple open inndwlch la ipreud
will) butter, then a rim of finely
minced hnm la piped around the edge,
or any desired eundwlch filling finely
chopped Inside thli another row of
chopped green pepper, or finely cut
celery, and tha center may be a rose
of mayonnaise. One lini great oppor
tunity to orlglmite In the making of
these iiindwlcliet. i
Only One-Eyed Creature 1
The onlv one-eyed nlnml In exlat-
tiico la tho cyolopa, a genlua of ainnll
fnwhwiiter srualncenn. They are.
popularly Included under the wide)
tlilu of "wuler fleet." Vurloui apo
ui. ni eoiiiinoii at nctlve awlmniera
In fresh -wuler poola, or alow flowing
tirooka mid a few forma liuve neeii
reLnnleil from the ten, A very
marked feiitunt to which Hie name re
fers la th alimlo riidliim eye, tiaiiuiiy
bright erlmsou uml ajiarkllng Ilk
gi Washington Hliir.
Then What Did He Get?
Three veil r-old Janicj cared not
III lie for the freshly bnked enkea
which lila mother wna taking from the
oven. "The little one la your, Jimmy,"
ahe anlil. ua she hurried to answer
telephone call. When ahe returned to
the kitchen her dismay win evident
when she laid, "Why, Jntnea, what hm
happened to my eeker "It wni too
long. I brenked 4iff the end for you,
wni her," wna hit aniwor. Indlnimpo
lit Newt.
How Crope Are Haitened
Lettuce wni ready for market In
March from an outdoor garden In
Sweden thli year, a result of heating
the toll with electricity. Hint tha
nroduct inav be matured earlier la
considered a probability and further
tests are planned. A main otiject 11
In obtain a ground temperature which
will eorreaiunul to the romtiarntlvul V
high nlr teitiiernture In spring aayi
1'opulur Mechanlce Magaxlna,
Long-Life Treet
Tlie white oak, button-wood, white
pine and hemlock are long lived
treea, aaya the American Trew ateocl
ailou, and the poplart, wlllowa, aome
cherrlea, and a few oakl are abort
lived. Some of Hie aequolaa of Cali
fornia exceed the 8,tta)yar mark,
and the big ryprene tree of Tula,
growing In the alate of Oaxara, alex
lint been eatlmated from 4,500 to B.OUO
J ear.
Period ot Growth
Not all treea begin to grow at the
tame time. Pome begin early to
spring, while othera delay ttartlng
their growth until late April or early
tiny, aaya the American Tree aaaocla
tlon. The wild black cherry atarU
about the drat of April, while the tu
lip tree or yellow poplar dea not be
gin until lute In April, and the Nor
wuy epruce w-ald Until early In May.
No Royal Road
"Tha hardest way la almost InvaxU
tly the beat way," aald Thomai A.
Kllaon; and he went on to declare
that whenever he achieved a mull
quickly and easily be alwaya distrust
ed It and prm-ed4 to test It by a dif
ferent and more difficult method. The
road to the helghta must be sleep and
toilsome. Youth'a Compaction,
No Free-Will Offering
Utile iHiugtai came over to out
house with hit mother. My mother
hail made cooklei and put frosting on
them but hadn't put them away yet
He aske: for one. Ilia mother aald:
-I 'I.I y..n thnuk the lady?" Ilia it
Initialling reply waa: "She didn't give
ll to me; I asked for it" Youth'a
Companion.
Village Hat Long Name
Tli ere la a place In Wales known al
Maiifalr I'. (I. The apeltlng oaually
given la Llaiifitlrpwllgwyn gyllgogery-ch-wyrndrohll
llniiilyalllagogogocb. It
algnltlea: "Church of 8t. Mary. In hot
low of white haxet, near a rapid whirl,
pool and near Bt Tyalllo'a church,
which li near a red cave."
Mutieal Ditcovery
Jamea Itullunta, a negro, born In
Africa, trained In the University ot
Kdlnhurgh and, by achnlarahlp. In the
New York Conservatory of Music, die
covered through research that the
African octave contalna IT tones,
whereat tha Kuropean octave con
tains only 12.
SHE WENT FROM
BAD TO WORSE
Down to 98 Pounde FtnJ
ReatoredtoHejilth by Lydi
.Pinkham't VepeUbU
Compouna
CleTeland, Ohln.-J After haylnf mt
IHrat baby, I loat
weight no matter
iwBAt i did. Tbon
Idoetor told ma I
would ha hntlnr If
I had another bahy.
wnicn i did. Hut I
I not worse, waa al
waya alckly and
went down in aa
Ipounda. My neigh-
her told me about
l-ydla id. I'lnkhnm'a
Veratalil. IW
pound, aa It holped her ery much, ao
I tried It After taking four bottlna, I
weigh lit pounda. It baa Just done)
eondera for me and I can do my houno
work now without one bit of trouble.
Maa. M. Itiisiiiflr.a, 10004 Nolsoa
Ave., Cleveland, Ohio,
If aome good fairy ehould appear,
and offor to grant your hoart'e desire,
what would you cbooae? Wealthf
tlapplneis?
Health? That'i tha best gift Hoalth
la rlchca that gold cannot buy and
luroly health, la cause enough for
bapplneti.
Lydla E. Plnkham'a Vcgotable Com.
pound may ha tha good fairy who
offer you better bealUt
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