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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Jan. 6, 1928)
'1 . ; OUR COMIC SECTION P The Saddest Days of All J THE FEATHERHEADS Low Bridge CutfwiQMJoA WHAT? 7 mX wiU-A8 OJtQ tikitaUT.WAO ojroFONBHUMOMt) HWM&TOPl.Wt,6CiW;E- M -ftuso THAT GAME J Qj wn.10 woME". . mimaI r AiDwuTistt- vf I s-r-N-'M WBRlDSS AKO WC 1 MY TfelOijL- Jgjfl!,, ' FINNEY OF THE FORCE . Putting an Art Education to Work til MARDlV KMCV) HIM WlTU HIS J 1 1 JSwwIlL MWliV MAT An' FltWW' UtT Vf liiSSS J Ytii TJAT AWT Alt l 'f 50? iSF'" 0 A ElboiO A riT Took ali v aumt YfAjGjSV 4 up b1? tue coiiegf II A BCIMIT9 MAVJNEV To , YjW -y umtBE HC PAIMT3 CAC" I YY?M f SiN0DlKM,"foPACl3 W SA TtUOOMS ON TriS 1 11 C 1 NEWitftK.Btfi-aittS'f 1 J KsTJOOOiNrs' aiCKECS ts Jj j FOOTING THE FORMALITY After tin elaborate ceremony tli well-wUlieri wera throwing the cu totnnr rice at the young couple. One excited gueit buttonholi'd the brlde father and demanded, "Have you any old ilioeir Tea," replied the bill-footer, pa tiently, "but, ati-bbl I'm wearing tbein." Divint Grandma After dinner we will go to church or go riding, wblcb do you prefer, dearie? y Little Helen Juit aa yon aay, grandma. Grandma All right, we'll go to church. Little Ueleo (aside) The world It growing better. Just 41 ""SSI Smi (Si -7 1 4i lrith Holy Mountain Scene of Pilgrimage More than 100,000 pllftrlma made the tortuoua climb to the eammlt of the holy mountain, Oonch Patrick, oear Aghagower, Mnyo, Ireland, to visit the spot where St. 1'atrlck wrestled 40 dnys and nights with Satao before driv ing out the snakes. The pIlKrlms Included Irishmen from all over the world, to whom the spot, 2,1.7) feet above sea level, Is hallowed, not only because of the saint but be t-aura It has beeo the scene of annuul pIlKrlniagcs ever since the Fifth cen tury. , All good Irishmen know, say the pilgrims, that Hu Patrick received three promises: (1) That every one doing penance, even In the last hour, should not be condemned to hell; (2) that barbarians should never conquer Christians and, (3) that the sea will cover Ireland seven yeara before doomrtlay. In It! 10, Tope Paul V Issued a special Indulgence to Croagb Patrick pilgrims and Irish history tells of annual pil grimages since 1113, when 30 pilgrims pertslted In a Journey to the mountain during a thunderstorm. CLOSE RELATION Youth Not Only Time to Abtorb Learning The old adage, "Too can't teach an old dog new tricks, baa been shat tered aa the result of recent psycho logical and educational experiments, believes Dr. Charles W. Hunt, dean of the Cleveland School of Education. "Nobody la too old to learn," Doctor Hunt says. "Modern psychology baa given emphasis to thta fact through experiments which prove that the sea soned mind of the adult la more effec tive than the callow mind of youth. The conclusion changes the whole as pect of adult education." Doctor Hunt aays that the experi ments have exploded the notion of Wil liam James, who said that Ideas gained by men before they are twenty five are virtually the only Ideas they have through their Uvea. Ability to learn. Doctor Hunt holds. Increases until about the age of twen ty, but the decline Is gradual even after fifty. He Do I know UIcksT 1 should aay so. He's very close relative of mine. 8he I should say so. He's even closer than yon are. MatrUd Man Knowt Wtien Initio lights show rtd. Tho thine to o Is stop. 1 snow- But when frttnd wifo hii red Th tiftit thing to do Is to. Knew Her A woman called at a department store to match a piece of goods. The clerk showed ber the exact thing, but she demurred. "I'll look around tittle longer." aha explained. "I told my husband I'd be ready In ten minutes, so be won't expect me for an hour." The Gentle Hunter "I don't see how Hopkins can gn off bunting and be member of the 8. P. G A." "Well, yon see, be Invariably uses blank cartridges." To Cure a Cold in one Day Taken T 1 1 was ttDfiUSt nmv'fVB . Look for ilKnatur of E. W. Orov on THE APPROPRIATE FORM 111 If . aw No M more Gas Sourness, Dizziness Heartburn or Distress after eating or drinking Not a laxative but a tested sure relief for digestive dis orders of the stomach and bowels. Perfectly harmless and pleasant to take. Normalam Digtloa and SuMitin Iht Bnath 6 Bellans Hot water Sure Relief 1 L3ELL-ANS FOR INDIGESTION 29 ANO 75t PACKAGES EVERYWHERE Knew Him Well First Business Man Py the way, my grandson works at your office. Second 8a me Yes, I remember he went to your funeral last Wednesday. Montreal Star. Coughs and Colds sr Dot only annoying, hot danKorons. ic not auenaea to at one tftoy may develop Into serious aliment. Boschee's Syrup la toothlnr and heallne- In urn and h been ud for ilitr-one yra. IDs and Sue bottles. Bur It at your drug atore. O. a Green, lnc, Woodbury, N. J. PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM Reetoree Cewr in BMty Gnr mm Faded HaiJ 1 i-m w it. i-,-fri.)g'i. p T KORESTON SHMPOO-Iei for we la - . 1.--i - lj.IBU.lum UikMlU Life Unendurable on South Pacific Ulanl Loneliness and cockroaches made life almost unbearable for visitors to Willis Island, in the south Pacific, ac cording to J. Itadlc, meteorologist, O. Vincent and R. 1. Inglla, wireless oper ators, who arrived recently at Sydney, N. 8. W, after a six months' sojourn there. Since the meteorological and wlrelers stations were established six yeara ago, much valuable work bad beeo accomplished, particularly In re gard to upper air research. The ob ject of the station was to warn ship ping of Impending cyclones, end In this reflect remarkable results had been achieved. Practically devoid of vege tation, the Island Is 40U yardn long and 200 wide. Climatic conditions do not permit of cultivation, and the Inhab itants are compelled to live on canned foods. Sea birds' eggs are occasionally utilized. For Wounds and Sores Try HANFORD'S Balsam of Myrrh Al tela en aeijJ te Mtml raer aWSJff vsMlS) It Ml MaxtJlSv OIL ftOYALTT ArftEAOK Hrt K-rt-Sn- burat nlL. Montmns, trmi lit cash 16 parchaswd. bslsn'e) 114 lrwtalln.srnt prabl acsi ccmplotlna prodavinf pytnaj wIL AddrsrsM H. Camp tell. Oil moat Moot. Cholly Deab me, I'm Just devotel tr corn meal aa a food. Bhe In tlie form of mush, 1 sup poaet 1 Provided ' Olrle have a rtsM to dress aa th Pies as, A maldaa remarked with visor. But soma of them lark the nerv And soma of them lack the Siura. Meatured by Electricity Science baa learned that the ultra violet rays In sunlight are beneficial In curing various aorta of human ail ments. But since their wave-lengths are so short aa to make thla light In visible, there has been great difficulty in determining how much of this light there waa In aunshlne from day to day or from hour to hour even though the aunshlne appeared uniform. An electrical radiometer haa been per fected by Doctor Pettlt, government scientist, working at the solar ob servatory In Pasadena, Cillt This makes a written record every day of the ultra violet content of aunllght This device la coming Into use by hoe- pltala where the curative value of sun shine la used. EYES HU t ieiwre lb danewtteeftle t Maine vnm, led lid,, bieeo Sill VTTCTYl Somewhat Mixed Up 'How did the wedding go ofTT "Fide 'until the" parson asked the bride If she'd obey ber husband." "What happened tbenT 'She replied, Do you think I'm crazyT and the groom, who waa In a sort of daze, said, '! do.' Garfield Tea Was Your Grandmother's Remedy For every atomach and Intestinal HU Tula good old-fasb-loned herb bom remedy for consti pation, atomach Ills and other derange ments ot the sys tem so prevalent these days la in even greater favor as a family medicine than In your grandmother's day. Store Sarca$m floorwalker (to Impatient customer leaving) Can't yon get waited on. tnadamet Madame No. Tm afraid I came at an unfortunate time, your salesladies are In conference. Better Invettment When John D. waa a kid. which was a Ions time a 10. he wanted a dot. Ilia father, to test the lad'a desire, said one day : "John, if I were to live von a hundred dollars to buy a doc would yon spend it ait ror a dog or put some in the nanai" "Well." replied the orecodona John ID, llf yon leave It to me. Til boy one hundred dogs for a dollar apiece," Exchange Played Safe The bouse bad been rapidly built and occupied. "Do you find the place comfortable and substantially built r asked the landlord when be called. "Well." aald the tenant, "I always go outside to sneeze." London Tit- Bits MMSMrrArery ciour, eroatnifM. Y tef leeeta. Speed tier Mother Ferdinand Is s very quiet dresser, Is be not! Mrs. Oamesport Not so very. But wheq be geta borne at 2 a. m. he's the quietest nndresser you ever heard ot How Men Differ Mrs, Fotzleton My husband takes a day off from buslneea now and thea to play golf. Mrs. Uozzelton Well, my husband talces a day off from golf now and then to attend to business. Paint Givee Warning A Pittsburgh engineer of the West- Inghouse company has Invented a red paint which turna black at s tempera ture ot IV) degrees Fahrenlielt The paint la for uae near bearing and other parta of machinery which sometimes run lint to the detriment of equipment. Aa the metal coola down the black paint becomes red again. , -a 1 J V lief, SCHOOL FOR MEN TnWet let iUSIHtSl.TIADU ekriOrUSIOM Korull any tlaie. Send torlllrrMliire. oaiaoN iMsrrruTi op ticmnolov X.H. U. A. Mdf. Portland, Orecoa W. N. U, PORTLAND, NO. 63-1927. Safe on Wood Bhe (coyly) Have you forgotten you asked me to marry you nisi nignu He (thinking fust) No, Indeed but you haven't forgotten you suld yow Why Bald So Young? Cnticora will help Yon To prevent loss of hair. Dandruff, usually the cause of prematura baldness, may be easily removed by regular shampoos with Cuticura Soap, preceded by, touchea of Cuti cura Ointment. Thla treatment kerpa the scalp dean and healthy and promotes hair growth. Snee Sto nintiMet end sV T.Wne (V aM mn hre. Swni l, wll fr.,, Adaneei "OUlm UkMe IhIm, SV IW .'r IMr Calkin Shaelas Stick tSa. wouiuu t, nave your