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OUR COMIC SECTION
P The Saddest Days of All J
THE FEATHERHEADS
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FOOTING THE FORMALITY
After tin elaborate ceremony tli
well-wUlieri wera throwing the cu
totnnr rice at the young couple. One
excited gueit buttonholi'd the brlde
father and demanded, "Have you any
old ilioeir
Tea," replied the bill-footer, pa
tiently, "but, ati-bbl I'm wearing
tbein."
Divint
Grandma After dinner we will go
to church or go riding, wblcb do you
prefer, dearie? y
Little Helen Juit aa yon aay,
grandma.
Grandma All right, we'll go to
church.
Little Ueleo (aside) The world It
growing better.
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lrith Holy Mountain
Scene of Pilgrimage
More than 100,000 pllftrlma made the
tortuoua climb to the eammlt of the
holy mountain, Oonch Patrick, oear
Aghagower, Mnyo, Ireland, to visit the
spot where St. 1'atrlck wrestled 40
dnys and nights with Satao before driv
ing out the snakes.
The pIlKrlms Included Irishmen from
all over the world, to whom the spot,
2,1.7) feet above sea level, Is hallowed,
not only because of the saint but be
t-aura It has beeo the scene of annuul
pIlKrlniagcs ever since the Fifth cen
tury. ,
All good Irishmen know, say the
pilgrims, that Hu Patrick received
three promises: (1) That every one
doing penance, even In the last hour,
should not be condemned to hell; (2)
that barbarians should never conquer
Christians and, (3) that the sea will
cover Ireland seven yeara before
doomrtlay.
In It! 10, Tope Paul V Issued a special
Indulgence to Croagb Patrick pilgrims
and Irish history tells of annual pil
grimages since 1113, when 30 pilgrims
pertslted In a Journey to the mountain
during a thunderstorm.
CLOSE RELATION
Youth Not Only Time
to Abtorb Learning
The old adage, "Too can't teach an
old dog new tricks, baa been shat
tered aa the result of recent psycho
logical and educational experiments,
believes Dr. Charles W. Hunt, dean of
the Cleveland School of Education.
"Nobody la too old to learn," Doctor
Hunt says. "Modern psychology baa
given emphasis to thta fact through
experiments which prove that the sea
soned mind of the adult la more effec
tive than the callow mind of youth.
The conclusion changes the whole as
pect of adult education."
Doctor Hunt aays that the experi
ments have exploded the notion of Wil
liam James, who said that Ideas gained
by men before they are twenty five are
virtually the only Ideas they have
through their Uvea.
Ability to learn. Doctor Hunt holds.
Increases until about the age of twen
ty, but the decline Is gradual even
after fifty.
He Do I know UIcksT 1 should
aay so. He's very close relative of
mine.
8he I should say so. He's even
closer than yon are.
MatrUd Man Knowt
Wtien Initio lights show rtd.
Tho thine to o Is stop. 1 snow-
But when frttnd wifo hii red
Th tiftit thing to do Is to.
Knew Her
A woman called at a department
store to match a piece of goods. The
clerk showed ber the exact thing, but
she demurred.
"I'll look around tittle longer."
aha explained. "I told my husband
I'd be ready In ten minutes, so be
won't expect me for an hour."
The Gentle Hunter
"I don't see how Hopkins can gn
off bunting and be member of the
8. P. G A."
"Well, yon see, be Invariably uses
blank cartridges."
To Cure a Cold in one Day
Taken T 1 1 was ttDfiUSt nmv'fVB .
Look for ilKnatur of E. W. Orov on
THE APPROPRIATE FORM
111 If
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No M
more Gas
Sourness, Dizziness
Heartburn or Distress
after eating or drinking
Not a laxative but a tested
sure relief for digestive dis
orders of the stomach and
bowels. Perfectly harmless
and pleasant to take.
Normalam Digtloa and
SuMitin Iht Bnath
6 Bellans
Hot water
Sure Relief 1
L3ELL-ANS
FOR INDIGESTION
29 ANO 75t PACKAGES EVERYWHERE
Knew Him Well
First Business Man Py the way,
my grandson works at your office.
Second 8a me Yes, I remember he
went to your funeral last Wednesday.
Montreal Star.
Coughs and Colds
sr Dot only annoying, hot danKorons.
ic not auenaea to at one tftoy may
develop Into serious aliment.
Boschee's Syrup
la toothlnr and heallne- In urn
and h been ud for ilitr-one yra.
IDs and Sue bottles. Bur It at your drug
atore. O. a Green, lnc, Woodbury,
N. J.
PARKER'S
HAIR BALSAM
Reetoree Cewr in
BMty Gnr mm Faded HaiJ
1 i-m w it. i-,-fri.)g'i. p T
KORESTON SHMPOO-Iei for we la
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Life Unendurable on
South Pacific Ulanl
Loneliness and cockroaches made
life almost unbearable for visitors to
Willis Island, in the south Pacific, ac
cording to J. Itadlc, meteorologist, O.
Vincent and R. 1. Inglla, wireless oper
ators, who arrived recently at Sydney,
N. 8. W, after a six months' sojourn
there. Since the meteorological and
wlrelers stations were established six
yeara ago, much valuable work bad
beeo accomplished, particularly In re
gard to upper air research. The ob
ject of the station was to warn ship
ping of Impending cyclones, end In this
reflect remarkable results had been
achieved. Practically devoid of vege
tation, the Island Is 40U yardn long and
200 wide. Climatic conditions do not
permit of cultivation, and the Inhab
itants are compelled to live on canned
foods. Sea birds' eggs are occasionally
utilized.
For Wounds and Sores
Try HANFORD'S
Balsam of Myrrh
Al tela en aeijJ te Mtml raer
aWSJff vsMlS) It Ml MaxtJlSv
OIL ftOYALTT ArftEAOK Hrt K-rt-Sn-
burat nlL. Montmns, trmi lit cash
16 parchaswd. bslsn'e) 114 lrwtalln.srnt
prabl acsi ccmplotlna prodavinf pytnaj
wIL AddrsrsM H. Camp tell. Oil moat Moot.
Cholly Deab me, I'm Just devotel
tr corn meal aa a food.
Bhe In tlie form of mush, 1 sup
poaet
1 Provided '
Olrle have a rtsM to dress aa th
Pies as,
A maldaa remarked with visor.
But soma of them lark the nerv
And soma of them lack the Siura.
Meatured by Electricity
Science baa learned that the ultra
violet rays In sunlight are beneficial
In curing various aorta of human ail
ments. But since their wave-lengths
are so short aa to make thla light In
visible, there has been great difficulty
in determining how much of this light
there waa In aunshlne from day to
day or from hour to hour even though
the aunshlne appeared uniform. An
electrical radiometer haa been per
fected by Doctor Pettlt, government
scientist, working at the solar ob
servatory In Pasadena, Cillt This
makes a written record every day of
the ultra violet content of aunllght
This device la coming Into use by hoe-
pltala where the curative value of sun
shine la used.
EYES HU
t ieiwre lb danewtteeftle
t Maine vnm, led lid,, bieeo
Sill VTTCTYl
Somewhat Mixed Up
'How did the wedding go ofTT
"Fide 'until the" parson asked the
bride If she'd obey ber husband."
"What happened tbenT
'She replied, Do you think I'm
crazyT and the groom, who waa In a
sort of daze, said, '! do.'
Garfield Tea
Was Your
Grandmother's Remedy
For every atomach
and Intestinal HU
Tula good old-fasb-loned
herb bom
remedy for consti
pation, atomach Ills
and other derange
ments ot the sys
tem so prevalent these days la in even
greater favor as a family medicine
than In your grandmother's day.
Store Sarca$m
floorwalker (to Impatient customer
leaving) Can't yon get waited on.
tnadamet
Madame No. Tm afraid I came at
an unfortunate time, your salesladies
are In conference.
Better Invettment
When John D. waa a kid. which
was a Ions time a 10. he wanted a dot.
Ilia father, to test the lad'a desire,
said one day : "John, if I were to live
von a hundred dollars to buy a doc
would yon spend it ait ror a dog or
put some in the nanai"
"Well." replied the orecodona John
ID, llf yon leave It to me. Til boy one
hundred dogs for a dollar apiece,"
Exchange
Played Safe
The bouse bad been rapidly built
and occupied.
"Do you find the place comfortable
and substantially built r asked the
landlord when be called.
"Well." aald the tenant, "I always
go outside to sneeze." London Tit-
Bits
MMSMrrArery
ciour,
eroatnifM.
Y tef leeeta.
Speed
tier Mother Ferdinand Is s very
quiet dresser, Is be not!
Mrs. Oamesport Not so very. But
wheq be geta borne at 2 a. m. he's the
quietest nndresser you ever heard ot
How Men Differ
Mrs, Fotzleton My husband takes
a day off from buslneea now and thea
to play golf.
Mrs. Uozzelton Well, my husband
talces a day off from golf now and
then to attend to business.
Paint Givee Warning
A Pittsburgh engineer of the West-
Inghouse company has Invented a red
paint which turna black at s tempera
ture ot IV) degrees Fahrenlielt The
paint la for uae near bearing and other
parta of machinery which sometimes
run lint to the detriment of equipment.
Aa the metal coola down the black
paint becomes red again.
, -a
1 J V lief,
SCHOOL FOR MEN
TnWet let iUSIHtSl.TIADU ekriOrUSIOM
Korull any tlaie. Send torlllrrMliire.
oaiaoN iMsrrruTi op ticmnolov
X.H. U. A. Mdf. Portland, Orecoa
W. N. U, PORTLAND, NO. 63-1927.
Safe on Wood
Bhe (coyly) Have you forgotten
you asked me to marry you nisi nignu
He (thinking fust) No, Indeed
but you haven't forgotten you suld yow
Why Bald So Young?
Cnticora will help Yon
To prevent loss of hair. Dandruff, usually
the cause of prematura baldness, may be
easily removed by regular shampoos with
Cuticura Soap, preceded by, touchea of Cuti
cura Ointment. Thla treatment kerpa the
scalp dean and healthy and promotes
hair growth.
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