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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Dec. 30, 1927)
1 r : 1 OUR COMIC SECTION 111 Off the Concrete ' Ifl I ui . IU jjj TROUBLE. - . -- FINNEY OF THE FORCE A Very Realistic Dream '- 6AMS To VOU.CHtEF, OUL JimCK Ml ALT ON MS CWM BAftT Wl MATWEtt VXTH VS1 WAlKiM' VEft POST ToDAV LCWE AAlV nTco naw i- sane fiPt3HUt0tlAlL1 HoweAbout- ED HOWE I lOPAV UMKfc ANT I V I 4 I f OTHB2 DOW -50MB N , . last wasuT ot CGtOMPT I iNTOtOtLV :! I a ww cmaW a holdup y am tuo kwjnn' wjCE ((7i 1 Mil rv ---- THE FEATHERHEADS Storm Clouds in the West I y x nlU wl . .. Ml (JNOlAMrmiM HS tJ 1 - " r" f I,) THAT N.D6S l PtCK UP WANK ON J pUVTr SM Hft I moTROWP'! H0UND6ET A Ball lmlkt, wrni Mmc John Oulncr Aduml Mid: "With mort men reform U trna-wiin am i wlndlina trad wHIi others n hrmnit (ui a luc-ratlvf trad. H lorin for In own ink aeldum thrives." A clevt-r paragnph, jet It in't true Millions of men and women sdvocat reforma of arlnua ktnda conalatentm, iDtellluentl. honetlli. and wlthont ho of reward, for tb good of their children, their frlenda and neignno. All reforma ara forwarded and flnallj eitubllahed bf the efforts of tha allent Dinlorltf. Th (Tori a of thoss Who nm lie reform a trade are not eery effective: wa srt auaplcloua of the profeiwlonal good man, but all renpeci and heed those among our nelghbore who believe In better world because of tha knowledge, born of cxperlenoa. that belter world will prove more profitable and comfortable for every body. It Is generally ruld there was never before such shlfllessness as exists to dny. Millions of men sre recklessly iitianilfrinu monev Wbo will leier noed a few mlHerable pt-nnlea to pro vide oecearltlee. Blotlstlca proved, a Quarter of a century ago, thut 8U per cent of men are very poor after reocb Ing alxty Bve, and become chsrgea on public charity or grumbling reianvra If the Keneral allftiensneMi la greater now than then, and IniTeanliig, will it be possible is rrovlde s surflclenl num ber of almshouses In the Immediate future! Men, women and children bava bad habits; all sr familiar with the fact. from hearing It bawled by critics an their lives. Why are new books Is sued every dny to tell os of our faults? Criticism does not csuse os m rlra them dd: Indeed. It seems only to cans us to belisvs worse. Look bow ws behave about pro hibition I Uav-e wa not been fully warned as to the devlllshuess of rural Therefore why do not the critics en eiiEa In raising corn, and thus do good by reducing tho price of rooo supplies r Why keep up their snarling, to the detriment of their uvea ana oursi The treat writing men seem to have a notion that they bava a Sectal mlsrlon to point oat tbt sham of toe world. Wa common people know it aa well aa tha critics do, tnd art do ing mort to get rid of It A men's accomplishments most be genuine. Fay man a tribute he doe not deserve, and the other men will promptly rip It to pieces; but hsif tba compliment for women are diopuiuc tured. - Some of his critics say Mussolini Is a greut eoounurei. uu dot wa en mate him. Ills only stnbltlon Is to hrlna neaco snd prosperity to nis rouniry. He la In revolt not against ware, hot agulust tyranny. Is he not actuolly a great leader, compared Willi It-sders like Napoleon, who lust mil lion of his followers In a single cam iu I En 1 Good causes must have lead ers sr sure!; aa bad reuses. Mus solini certainly found bis country go- in to Dieces. and baa now mad it whole. Philosophy Is no mort than an at tempt of an Individual to think and at aa Intelligent! and honestly at his natu"l equipment will allow. II Horn Jnmes said philosophy was an nnumially thorough attempt to think clearly. I don't set why Jamer should havt used the term "unusunlly thor ouKh. That means effort. No effort Is required to think clearly, providiun out la capublt of IU I rnrely read that I do not encounter a reference to poor imMi-nu who attempts "to make an honest llv In No cood workman, honest or Intelligent man, ever wrote such a sentiment. It Is one of the sentiments Unit belong In the realm of dlshon esty or disunity. When what Is called I divine spark Is struck and flashes out. It may be traced to mine mean and candid man. Millions of foolish people art not fools: there ts not out In thousand who does not "know enough." A woman sends yesrt In plotting to get bushond, and then Isnl satis- lied with him. This queenly person exivta her man to act toward hot with the gallantry displayed by there slit rejected or couldnt get. I don I set why woman should he so ex ml ina with her man. Slit knew her mother waa dissatisfied with he fu Iher; she never knew a wire who wna sntlsfted. Why should slit expect to be? I Tills la the great set of crnnks. In the pust. Hit crunks devoted their at tent Ion 'o rplrltiml things. Modern crunks expect more than la poaalhle from practical tilings, precisely aa the ancients exevtcd ton mum of spirit mil things One Is about aa mis clilevotis as the other. ' People art as moral, as kind as liilellliiclil as they eer were: the r ,,(,., i Garfield Tea Was Your Grandmother's Remedy For every stomach and Intestinal UU This good old-fasn loned berb home remedy for consti pation, stomach UU and other derange, menu of the sys tem so prevalent these days Is la even greater favor as a family medicine than In your grandmother's day. AN IMITATIVE PET "Well, ron havt tht boust all to yourself while Mrs. I'eckton Is away." Not ou te" saN Mr. Fecston. I share tht premises with Mrs Peck- ton's poodle, who was left In uiy cart. I'm afraid tha ItrfefMgent animal hat modeled Its behavior on that of Its mistress." How so?" "When I try to makt myself com fortable wltb cigar and a newspa per II eyes me wltb msrked disfavor." UNTHINKABLE ir, oms WoNm Jif rtngtetnt.aortthtnai, Mfo. ftnd for rtrrajlsr. II b-i, C. O. D. Wo-MN Labor., Bos , IU. "Cr Urn Anla, C'1K. AOF.NTS MAKK SIS A DA nllln( Bw Atito rim twl. OuarantMd on an? Ipllt rim. S-n1 1 for Mmplo. 1. JACKHlW HESS, 11911 Ora4 Rlr Ava., Datrolt, Mich. Oil StaraMr uraail Haart Karln-Stinburat flKM caah aa. IIM purrfcaaM, bal. 114 Inatatl., pajr. aa, aomplallon paying wall. A. H. CAMrilELL. OllrnoPt. Moat, To Ccol a Dura Ue HanfortT Balsam of MjttIi MaaarlaakbtlnlMtUlfaataaHa. AS Saatan, DO YOU SUFFER FROM ASTHMA 9 Ti Oaw Tar P InkalaUlaanothathroat r an4naaalpaaMf. KubonDflck Jr aodenattor.liavaoonf-ation. ji Tafcalnurnallf toatopenuchinff aad VT rrmova InflammaUoa Iron Uaauta ot throat aa4 lunaa. 4 'sau s sscnx Trk He She's so dumb she thinks tht queerest things. She I thought att waa too dumb to think at all. Got thm Nam Wrong A man traveling to New Tnrk by automobile, being oear the state Una between Virginia and North Carolina. Ished to know exsrtly whether be had crossed. Seeing a negro girl on the aide of the mad, be called out: "Say, la this VlrglnlsT She replied: "No, sab; this here's Lucy." Feminin Logic It waa dusk as abe stopped at the rosdslde garage. "I want a quart of red oil," ahe aald. The man gasped snd hesitated. "Give me a quart of red oil," repeated. A qn-quart of r-r-red olir "Certainly." she aald. "My tall light has gone outP Coif Playing at Night With Luminout Eallt It looked at Bret like a Jubilee cele bration of some kind, as flare after flare etreaked tht nlglit horizon of Vsn CortlaDdt Park golf course, New York city. But these rocket-like streaks were nothing other than "luminous" golf halls being tried out by their Inventor, M. J. Bloomer, scientist of Columbia university. These luminous balls keep their light for ten minutes sfter be ing bit from the tee, and thus, wltb the aid of electric llghta over the greens, the night becomes as day to the Insatiate golfer. Sportsmen now picture additional possibilities for nlglit golf with the sld of this bull and Illumination of tee Hags by employing the' piercing rays of the oow-populer neon fight which can be seen at great distance and through fog, mist and smoke. In his experiments with the lumi nous ball. Mr. Bloomer drove off eight balls from the first tee and located an of them within alt minutes. Like huge glow worms they nestled smong grass, leaf and tree fnr down the fair ways and In the rongh. . ' When You Ftel a Cold Coming. On. Taka Laxatlva BROMO QUININE Tab- lata ts work off tha Cold and to fortify tha avatara aaralnat an attack of Orly or Infloanu. 10. Aa. Yep, It', Ended "Don't yoo think, darling. It would spoil the curtains If I were to smoke In berer asked Newlywed as he en tered the drawing-room. "Oh. what dear, thoughtful boy yoo are. Tea. perhaps It would."' "Very well, then, pull em down.- Place, Not Partnt An English motorist wss touring Scotland. One day. not being sure of his location, be slowed down to ques tion a girl be ssw sppmarhlng. "Malherwelir he asked laconically "Tea, sir. Ihnnkee," said the girl. "bow's yer ownT Romance of Induttry More than Oil aubjects Involved In the ronmntle task of taking wealth from underground are dVph-ied In a aeriea of motion pictures prepared by the bureau of mine, says Popular Mechanics Magazine, and elaborate equipment. Including portable lighting facilities (lint furnish 12.tui.usi candle power, has been devised for the task. Una of the Illuminating nulls ts a huge searchlight somewhat like that used oo alrpliine lauding fields. Fifty trunks of lighting apparatus sre em ployed, la filming the "Story of Cop per" many of the reels were taken 8.0UU feet below the surface. DOESN'T READ NIGHTLY Financial Fluctuation "Mr. Featliergllt says he never knows exactly how much he Is worth." "Of course, he doesn't." re lied Mint Csyenne. "Ills wife plays bridge." A wife ts the making of her hus band but. the Job Is seldom sutlxfac- tory to all parties concerned. fie Do you read nlghtlyt She I've never heard thut author s name before. New Paratitt Lady (to small boy with two dogs) Have you licenses on both those dogst Small Boy No'm. Tht big one's all right, but tbt little oot't Jurt full of 'em. Stop Coughing ha mors you couch tha wort you feL nd tha mora Inrlamad your throat and jnsa bacoma. Olva them a chance tj aU Boschee's Syrup haa bn rlvlne relief for alxty-nna yaara. Try It. Iko and 8o tntilea. Huf it at your drug atore. Q. O. Uraan, lno Woodbury, N. J. mm For Chicken Thieve, 7c 0 "Do you think Lis minded that aw ful lawsuit she was mixed up InT "Why, my dear, I think sht rather enjoyed It I know she told me Uiey had a grand Jury. The Man ot It Mrs. Fryer My husband hat awful denf spells at times. Mrs. Ouyer Oh, my husband does. especially when I try to call hlin np In the morning, or try to talk money ninttere to him. How De-e-elightfult Jerry And when the bout sank I was forced to swim ten nines to u4rrtur wHkl. tt mI I? Wrtt for catalog SYSTEM Of COLLffGIS m aiwauitM llraot, C Uah4, MOLER MITCHELL EYC SALVt heals Inflamed ayas, granulated lids, styaa.ata Sura. Bafa. Spaedy. I to at all drua-glala. Hall A Ruckel, N. I.G. Oregon & California Directory AN MANCISCO NCW flMg HOTIL Kvarr room with bath or ahowar. r'.m to 12.60, Jonas at Eddy. Garaico aaxt door. HOTEL WILTSHIRE. San Francisco MKSkiaaton Ht ,n-ar I'ntoii Kqfiaio. amiar SU IIAKHV HOV1.K Hinaiiar Ontilda mooja alih anlb. I- '6 tiiiila, p fS Snnbta. Oiinrt nrai wit huh, 12 W tlnvla. tl SI O.nil.la. a kraatlaau Ko. Wo. omi lllaaara Hx; Suiulay US SCHOOL FOR MEN Tralalu lar ItWNISl, TRADES a r0? EJStONJ Karoll alijr tlMie. hand furlltarulurt. OttKOON INSTITUTI OP TECHNOLOGY K, U. C A. Uldg . rortlauU, Oragua EARN BIQ MONEY per cant poiu wniit . .1 shore. I cm. luxlvr than they ever were be Miirle Stilvndldl I Just love to '. 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