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John Oulncr Aduml Mid: "With
mort men reform U trna-wiin
am i wlndlina trad wHIi others
n hrmnit (ui a luc-ratlvf trad. H
lorin for In own ink aeldum thrives."
A clevt-r paragnph, jet It in't true
Millions of men and women sdvocat
reforma of arlnua ktnda conalatentm,
iDtellluentl. honetlli. and wlthont
ho of reward, for tb good of their
children, their frlenda and neignno.
All reforma ara forwarded and flnallj
eitubllahed bf the efforts of tha allent
Dinlorltf. Th (Tori a of thoss Who
nm lie reform a trade are not eery
effective: wa srt auaplcloua of the
profeiwlonal good man, but all renpeci
and heed those among our nelghbore
who believe In better world because
of tha knowledge, born of cxperlenoa.
that belter world will prove more
profitable and comfortable for every
body.
It Is generally ruld there was never
before such shlfllessness as exists to
dny. Millions of men sre recklessly
iitianilfrinu monev Wbo will leier
noed a few mlHerable pt-nnlea to pro
vide oecearltlee. Blotlstlca proved, a
Quarter of a century ago, thut 8U per
cent of men are very poor after reocb
Ing alxty Bve, and become chsrgea on
public charity or grumbling reianvra
If the Keneral allftiensneMi la greater
now than then, and IniTeanliig, will it
be possible is rrovlde s surflclenl num
ber of almshouses In the Immediate
future!
Men, women and children bava bad
habits; all sr familiar with the fact.
from hearing It bawled by critics an
their lives. Why are new books Is
sued every dny to tell os of our
faults? Criticism does not csuse os
m rlra them dd: Indeed. It seems
only to cans us to belisvs worse.
Look bow ws behave about pro
hibition I Uav-e wa not been fully
warned as to the devlllshuess of rural
Therefore why do not the critics en
eiiEa In raising corn, and thus do good
by reducing tho price of rooo supplies r
Why keep up their snarling, to the
detriment of their uvea ana oursi
The treat writing men seem to
have a notion that they bava a Sectal
mlsrlon to point oat tbt sham of toe
world. Wa common people know it
aa well aa tha critics do, tnd art do
ing mort to get rid of It
A men's accomplishments most be
genuine. Fay man a tribute he doe
not deserve, and the other men will
promptly rip It to pieces; but hsif tba
compliment for women are diopuiuc
tured. -
Some of his critics say Mussolini Is
a greut eoounurei. uu dot wa en
mate him. Ills only stnbltlon Is to
hrlna neaco snd prosperity to nis
rouniry. He la In revolt not against
ware, hot agulust tyranny. Is he not
actuolly a great leader, compared Willi
It-sders like Napoleon, who lust mil
lion of his followers In a single cam
iu I En 1 Good causes must have lead
ers sr sure!; aa bad reuses. Mus
solini certainly found bis country go-
in to Dieces. and baa now mad it
whole.
Philosophy Is no mort than an at
tempt of an Individual to think and
at aa Intelligent! and honestly at
his natu"l equipment will allow. II
Horn Jnmes said philosophy was an
nnumially thorough attempt to think
clearly. I don't set why Jamer should
havt used the term "unusunlly thor
ouKh. That means effort. No effort
Is required to think clearly, providiun
out la capublt of IU
I rnrely read that I do not encounter
a reference to poor imMi-nu
who attempts "to make an honest llv
In No cood workman, honest or
Intelligent man, ever wrote such a
sentiment. It Is one of the sentiments
Unit belong In the realm of dlshon
esty or disunity.
When what Is called I divine spark
Is struck and flashes out. It may be
traced to mine mean and candid man.
Millions of foolish people art not
fools: there ts not out In thousand
who does not "know enough."
A woman sends yesrt In plotting to
get bushond, and then Isnl satis-
lied with him. This queenly person
exivta her man to act toward hot
with the gallantry displayed by there
slit rejected or couldnt get. I don I
set why woman should he so ex ml
ina with her man. Slit knew her
mother waa dissatisfied with he fu
Iher; she never knew a wire who wna
sntlsfted. Why should slit expect to
be?
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Tills la the great set of crnnks. In
the pust. Hit crunks devoted their at
tent Ion 'o rplrltiml things. Modern
crunks expect more than la poaalhle
from practical tilings, precisely aa the
ancients exevtcd ton mum of spirit
mil things One Is about aa mis
clilevotis as the other.
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People art as moral, as kind as
liilellliiclil as they eer were: the
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Garfield Tea
Was Your
Grandmother's Remedy
For every stomach
and Intestinal UU
This good old-fasn
loned berb home
remedy for consti
pation, stomach UU
and other derange,
menu of the sys
tem so prevalent these days Is la even
greater favor as a family medicine
than In your grandmother's day.
AN IMITATIVE PET
"Well, ron havt tht boust all to
yourself while Mrs. I'eckton Is away."
Not ou te" saN Mr. Fecston. I
share tht premises with Mrs Peck-
ton's poodle, who was left In uiy cart.
I'm afraid tha ItrfefMgent animal hat
modeled Its behavior on that of Its
mistress."
How so?"
"When I try to makt myself com
fortable wltb cigar and a newspa
per II eyes me wltb msrked disfavor."
UNTHINKABLE
ir, oms WoNm Jif rtngtetnt.aortthtnai, Mfo.
ftnd for rtrrajlsr. II b-i, C. O. D. Wo-MN
Labor., Bos , IU. "Cr Urn Anla, C'1K.
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S-n1 1 for Mmplo. 1. JACKHlW HESS,
11911 Ora4 Rlr Ava., Datrolt, Mich.
Oil StaraMr uraail Haart Karln-Stinburat
flKM caah aa. IIM purrfcaaM, bal. 114
Inatatl., pajr. aa, aomplallon paying wall. A.
H. CAMrilELL. OllrnoPt. Moat,
To Ccol a Dura
Ue HanfortT Balsam of MjttIi
MaaarlaakbtlnlMtUlfaataaHa. AS Saatan,
DO YOU SUFFER FROM
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Jr aodenattor.liavaoonf-ation.
ji Tafcalnurnallf toatopenuchinff aad
VT rrmova InflammaUoa Iron Uaauta ot
throat aa4 lunaa.
4 'sau s sscnx
Trk
He She's so dumb she thinks tht
queerest things.
She I thought att waa too dumb
to think at all.
Got thm Nam Wrong
A man traveling to New Tnrk by
automobile, being oear the state Una
between Virginia and North Carolina.
Ished to know exsrtly whether be
had crossed.
Seeing a negro girl on the aide of
the mad, be called out:
"Say, la this VlrglnlsT
She replied: "No, sab; this here's
Lucy."
Feminin Logic
It waa dusk as abe stopped at the
rosdslde garage.
"I want a quart of red oil," ahe aald.
The man gasped snd hesitated.
"Give me a quart of red oil,"
repeated.
A qn-quart of r-r-red olir
"Certainly." she aald. "My tall light
has gone outP
Coif Playing at Night
With Luminout Eallt
It looked at Bret like a Jubilee cele
bration of some kind, as flare after
flare etreaked tht nlglit horizon of
Vsn CortlaDdt Park golf course, New
York city.
But these rocket-like streaks were
nothing other than "luminous" golf
halls being tried out by their Inventor,
M. J. Bloomer, scientist of Columbia
university. These luminous balls keep
their light for ten minutes sfter be
ing bit from the tee, and thus, wltb
the aid of electric llghta over the
greens, the night becomes as day to
the Insatiate golfer. Sportsmen now
picture additional possibilities for
nlglit golf with the sld of this bull and
Illumination of tee Hags by employing
the' piercing rays of the oow-populer
neon fight which can be seen at great
distance and through fog, mist and
smoke.
In his experiments with the lumi
nous ball. Mr. Bloomer drove off eight
balls from the first tee and located an
of them within alt minutes. Like
huge glow worms they nestled smong
grass, leaf and tree fnr down the fair
ways and In the rongh. . '
When You Ftel a Cold Coming. On.
Taka Laxatlva BROMO QUININE Tab-
lata ts work off tha Cold and to fortify
tha avatara aaralnat an attack of Orly
or Infloanu. 10. Aa.
Yep, It', Ended
"Don't yoo think, darling. It would
spoil the curtains If I were to smoke
In berer asked Newlywed as he en
tered the drawing-room.
"Oh. what dear, thoughtful boy
yoo are. Tea. perhaps It would."'
"Very well, then, pull em down.-
Place, Not Partnt
An English motorist wss touring
Scotland. One day. not being sure of
his location, be slowed down to ques
tion a girl be ssw sppmarhlng.
"Malherwelir he asked laconically
"Tea, sir. Ihnnkee," said the girl.
"bow's yer ownT
Romance of Induttry
More than Oil aubjects Involved In
the ronmntle task of taking wealth
from underground are dVph-ied In a
aeriea of motion pictures prepared by
the bureau of mine, says Popular
Mechanics Magazine, and elaborate
equipment. Including portable lighting
facilities (lint furnish 12.tui.usi candle
power, has been devised for the task.
Una of the Illuminating nulls ts a
huge searchlight somewhat like that
used oo alrpliine lauding fields. Fifty
trunks of lighting apparatus sre em
ployed, la filming the "Story of Cop
per" many of the reels were taken
8.0UU feet below the surface.
DOESN'T READ NIGHTLY
Financial Fluctuation
"Mr. Featliergllt says he never
knows exactly how much he Is worth."
"Of course, he doesn't." re lied Mint
Csyenne. "Ills wife plays bridge."
A wife ts the making of her hus
band but. the Job Is seldom sutlxfac-
tory to all parties concerned.
fie Do you read nlghtlyt
She I've never heard thut author s
name before.
New Paratitt
Lady (to small boy with two dogs)
Have you licenses on both those
dogst
Small Boy No'm. Tht big one's all
right, but tbt little oot't Jurt full of
'em.
Stop Coughing
ha mors you couch tha wort you feL
nd tha mora Inrlamad your throat and
jnsa bacoma. Olva them a chance tj
aU
Boschee's Syrup
haa bn rlvlne relief for alxty-nna
yaara. Try It. Iko and 8o tntilea. Huf
it at your drug atore. Q. O. Uraan, lno
Woodbury, N. J.
mm
For Chicken Thieve, 7c 0
"Do you think Lis minded that aw
ful lawsuit she was mixed up InT
"Why, my dear, I think sht rather
enjoyed It I know she told me Uiey
had a grand Jury.
The Man ot It
Mrs. Fryer My husband hat awful
denf spells at times.
Mrs. Ouyer Oh, my husband does.
especially when I try to call hlin np
In the morning, or try to talk money
ninttere to him.
How De-e-elightfult
Jerry And when the bout sank I
was forced to swim ten nines to
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