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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Dec. 23, 1927)
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WGosn.oFFictii" Tr VJX Pin 7 coukwrvc'R"01- '
in the Lives of Little
Loves the little Dears
Can Get Along O. K
The driver of an automobile, who
win plainly out of til element Id city
traffic attempted to turn hit car
around la the middle of the block and
was tlde-awlped and upset by book-and-liidd?r
Ktrldlng angrily over to the over
turned cur, a traffic policeman poked
bla head tbrouiih the broken window
and growled, "You'll get ten yeara for
thin. Whntrha mean by block Id' traf
fic like thUr
"You let him fcioDe," anld a shrill
female voice front the back eeat
"How did we know them drunkec
pulntera waa gonua run Into ur
"Eddie, bow do yon like the plena
for the new bou? Ton know 1 get
ninrrled next month."
"Swell, only you've forgotten one
thing an emergency exit"
In th Dim Futurt
There la a certain literary celebrity
who weara hit balr rather long and
untidy lookluR, to the tnnujtnce of
bla wife. "Robert," aha aaked him one
day, "when are foa going to get your
"Ob, when I get time," be aald.
"When that nappena," returned bit
wife, "they'll do It free."
Mra. Peck Ton embexzlerl Ton
needn't look to Innocent I Oh, I know
what yon dldt
Peck But. my dear, I don't
lira. Peck Don't yon, you tneakl
Well, then. I'll tell yon yon bought
a cigar wltb tbe carfare I gave yon
tills morning and walked to work I
The boue bad been rapidly built
"Do yon find the place comfortable
and tubi(r""'ly built V asked the
landlord when be called.
"Welt." aald the tenant "I always
go outalde to tneeze."
Ilubby I don't know wbat the world
will do for food tupplIcA The farm-
era are all quitting the buslnesa.
Wife Oh I wouldn't It be terrible
If we all have to live on canned
First Sour Pickle She bat the
tweeteat disposition In the world, they
Second Sour Pickle No wonder,
ahe'a aweet pickle I
Might Have Been Won
Mra. Gnbblelgh My I I waa at the
dentlst't this afternoon and he made
me keep my mouth open a whole
bour. It nearly killed me.
llusbiiud (trying to read) If he
had made you keep your mouth ahut
for that long It would havt kilted
Only a Last Retort
"Do you believe In cluba for wom
"Well, I try klndneaa first."
Mra. A. (at retort) Doesn't It wor
ry yon to write to your husband for
Mra. ll.-Not at alt. If he'i having
a good time ba owea It to me, and If
ha Im't having a good time, bt bar
Not So Particular '
Mnrle Hut before giving a Until
answer, I slmll refer you to father.
Jack Hut I am perfectly willing
to take you without any reference.
Deaf Made to "Hear"
Through Finger Tips
The discovery that the human
tkln't ability to detect rapid vibra
tions la much greater than hut pre
viously been suppoted bat been made
by Dr. Robert 11. Gault, director of
the vlbro-tactlle research laboratory
of Smith college. JJoetor. Gault bat
been engaged for several yeart In ex
periment to enable the deaf to hear
through their finger tip! by touching
telephone receiver. Previously sci
entists have supposed that a vibra
tion fatter than 1,000 times a second
waa too fast to be detected by the
tkln. According to Doctor Ooult bow
ever, these touch organs can detect
vibrations as fast as 2,700 a second.
Though many of the vibrations of the
voice are mora rapid than this, "oo,"
for Instance, as pronounced by the
average male voice being about 8,8(10
a aecond, and "ah" 3.082, Doctor Gault
aaya that If the skin can receive vi
brations aa rapid aa 2,700, It Is amply
sensitive to understand speech. The
discovery waa made with an Instru
ment called the "teletactor," designed
and built for hla use by the Bell tele
phone laboratories In New Tork city.
Gap Johnson was trying to back
away from the crossroads store wltb
many yanks at the reins and numer
ous yella and oaths, ills daughter
sprang from the wagon and began
betting the mules over tbe bead wltb
"Why don't you boy an automo
bller asked talesmen wbo bid ar
rived during tbe operation. "It would
aave you a lot of trouble."
"I'm usen to the p'tu I trouble,"
waa the reply. "1 know how to handle
these devilish mulct and I wouldn't
know how to manage a car."
"Well, It might tava the young lady
a lot of unnecessary exercise."
"Aw, ahe'a going to get married
pretty toon, and needt the experience
In managing a husband. Uud-np,
there, mule! Kansas City Star.
Headache from Slight Cold
Ltlv PROMO QUININE Thlt re
liar the Hrtdarh by curing the Cold.
Ixk for alKnmtur of E. W. drove cn
tbe box. Joe. Adv.
A Plant Puncture Tire
War continues against the "punc
ture weed." California's rapid-spreading
vine whme half Inch thoma play
havoc with motor car tires on coun
try roads. A single vine found near
Ua Angeles covered a circle 14 feet
across. Iesperate efforts to check
this troublesome plant's' spread are
hindered by Its prolific seed. 1..VJ0 to
a square foot, t.t)t mature all year
round and force a continuous battle.
Populur Science Monthly.
For every stomach
and Intestinal I1L
This good old-fash,
loned herb home
remedy for consti
pation, stomach Ills
and othCr derange
ments of the sys
tem so prevalent these daya la In even
greater favor as a family medicine
'hnn In yonr grandmother's day.
Forbidden to Trim Beard
A history of the rise and fall of the
nenrd would make Interesting read
Ina. l'erliHs the first reference to
such facial adornments Is to be found
In l-evltlcuj, in which Moses gives the
roiiimi.nd, "Thou Shalt not mar the
corners of thy beard." In nearly all
oriental Innda In ancient tlmea the
heard waa treasured and held In great
New Type of Camera '
A new type of camera with plates
sensitive to light rays Invisible to
the human eye, can take pictures
through the thickest cloud of fog.
made HANFORD'S Jj"
1846 Balsam of Myrrh
IT MUST BE GOOD
Try it (or Cuts, Bnuie, Sores, etc
Al SHim m WW k tfM mr Ut tf
Talk may be good preventive.
GUARANTEED BY EVERY DRUGGIST
hat bn relieving- coughs due to eoldl
for slxtr-one years.
Soothes the Throat
loosens tbe phlegm, promotes expecto
ration, fives a food nlffht'e rest free
from coughing. 10a and too bottles.
Bur It at your drug store. O. O. Green.
Inc., Woodbury, N. i.
Ends pain at once
In one mlnaH pain from corns Is ended.
Dr. Scboll'a Zino-pada do this sser
by removing the tease pressing and
rubbing of shoes. They are thin, medi.
cated. antiseptic, healing. At all drag
nd shoe stores. Cost but trifle.
Put one on tfi pain U goncf
This dned eotwfc la em of the
man oaivmus ekiklren a J
diMMM. Tbtr la Bo cur IV
wiOLpuiecMite. ItBsogUJr nru
Its courwtj, but a fw drop of ihm
kftowa Dhraiciao'a oro
enptw" will relstm tM Ttoiont
omc rung prayrim am Brutal
TOOIUtlaT. IN A siaWtreMTMlB "ftnate
i&C" nuthinc to upawt li tk stoaetV ras, 'm u
DR. DRAKES SSreiS,
Tbe erisvliac aaaoraaeee sf ektltilalaS,
that indescribable bait analiBeee sad
kalf pals ia tbe feet caused br espoeun
to inow as- sold, euleklr retifved kr CarboU
Wbr suffer wkes ts-eeat boa W
CarboU will tske the (slMiy sut o
waJktacT Get a bos at rear dross If te
" Yew moaer bsck If aot eatli&ed.
SPUAUXX-NEAL CO, Naskvdla, Taaat,
00 YOU SUTTEH
h HMt klmt U ewn W lkna eact hues.
HALL BUCKEl, Nesr York
OH Borsltr Acrease. Kevla-Siinborat Slt.
Stiint. Terms 3S cash es. tloe purchased,
bat. I SIS Itistsll. payable va. complatloa prv
ducinf w.ll. A. II. Campbell, ullmont, MunC
Keeloree Uter aaS
Beaats Gnr aad Fedl HaU
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KORESTON SHAMPOO-Idcal for aee la
CounecUon lib I'srkrr s 11 sir HsmalB. Mtbni the
bsir soft and ttiffr. ftfl frrnte by msii or at drua
aisia, UisEU Cbaaucal Works, Fatcbofua, M. f.
Mitchell X Alkali
r elhtr IrrttttlMi.
The eld ilr.pl. teeie-ls
Sul knagl featortlns I.IIH
to bat. It. ell eMtele
Berbtt. tea lett Or
For SORE EYES
SCHOOL FOR MEN
Tree let SUSINtSS, TRADES e PI0FE5SI0NS
burull any line, toenu lor llu-rMlure.
ORIOON INSTITUTg OF TICHNOLOOY
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of Krenoia ekia bleeb will eunvlnni the BMet
eseptlrtil, Alao cures eosfviis. i'rlre II X. A'k
Tnnr dealer. Beeuir HiH.Hel free. In. 0. H.
BeiTT Co.. CepL ini Wcbuu Are.. Csloaso
W. N. PORTLAND, NO. 61-1927.
A thoughtless nmn loses a lot ot
time nheo be hurries.
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fnr All tTio Familir
awa aaaei uv a saaaaai
For generation! Cuticura 8oap und Oint
ment have afforded the purest, sweetest and
most satisfactory method of ptomoteig and
maintaining healthy condition of skin
and scalp. Tender-heed men find the
. rrtely-lathering Cuticura Shaving Stick a
necessity. Cuticura Talcum is an ideal
powder, cooling and refreshing.
St. Ointment H arx! PV Takaal Fie. Sold
yh.re, Bamnle .wit fre-. Adjreasi "OaUue UlnHa
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