OUR COMIC SECTION . Events THE FEATHERHEADS 1 ilPZOWi f I ' pip voo see A Tf mn J H . , CerHe4. W M Pt coTt A6Y You 3T YV w vv Ceco euscotD WaTUtft ! Yms . hootiy Modifcy HR-, n C J ww"; wacwio- Tj lcMt IcmmI . aotMT lJl- ivJ.' 7 - iA CI ITTV-MITZV Coof. FUNMV tfooTioN.AitJ.- It- ' 3i .- MoW WtXrFIMHT HttfAT vmxta ex wi-evi vw,'n .L " ca u towmud own ricsH Wwh. mv evievt- i iriil V ah" eiooo - ooxv-wotsiv FINNEY OF THE FORCE The Country Girl NAlVCOUMTCVO,eU f YSX Stfc T ) MAfiT JARGON AMD SIVP VSZ. tWiS ? roesrt wws m Bio iBusue.iiTUB fv M Thi uw-oown on wuebe W Vte lookin? i 1 OTV.ntB WOiSI AMDy II KtAAW V M X A WCINT GlRl CAN PACK He&ll Flft A HIGH" KOSTt AWtS M6 y "rv---TlW '1 Ini VAMiTV 80s" AMD COMPLSXtoN ciASS HOTEL N rV ' ?V t FAST OXCS WITH TMS J m ' C( 7 )6 V 108BV ARABS caMBTHEOAWKA (S 3ISTAWAIVS WGosn.oFFictii" Tr VJX Pin 7 coukwrvc'R"01- ' in the Lives of Little Felix Men Loves the little Dears Can Get Along O. K MS Humorous ' The driver of an automobile, who win plainly out of til element Id city traffic attempted to turn hit car around la the middle of the block and was tlde-awlped and upset by book-and-liidd?r (Ire truck. Ktrldlng angrily over to the over turned cur, a traffic policeman poked bla head tbrouiih the broken window and growled, "You'll get ten yeara for thin. Whntrha mean by block Id' traf fic like thUr "You let him fcioDe," anld a shrill female voice front the back eeat "How did we know them drunkec pulntera waa gonua run Into ur FROM EXPERIENCE "Eddie, bow do yon like the plena for the new bou? Ton know 1 get ninrrled next month." "Swell, only you've forgotten one thing an emergency exit" In th Dim Futurt There la a certain literary celebrity who weara hit balr rather long and untidy lookluR, to the tnnujtnce of bla wife. "Robert," aha aaked him one day, "when are foa going to get your nair cwr "Ob, when I get time," be aald. "When that nappena," returned bit wife, "they'll do It free." Th Deceiver! Mra. Peck Ton embexzlerl Ton needn't look to Innocent I Oh, I know what yon dldt Peck But. my dear, I don't lira. Peck Don't yon, you tneakl Well, then. I'll tell yon yon bought a cigar wltb tbe carfare I gave yon tills morning and walked to work I Safety Firtt The boue bad been rapidly built and occupied. "Do yon find the place comfortable and tubi(r""'ly built V asked the landlord when be called. "Welt." aald the tenant "I always go outalde to tneeze." Containing What? Ilubby I don't know wbat the world will do for food tupplIcA The farm- era are all quitting the buslnesa. Wife Oh I wouldn't It be terrible If we all have to live on canned goodiT OF COURSE First Sour Pickle She bat the tweeteat disposition In the world, they aay. Second Sour Pickle No wonder, ahe'a aweet pickle I Might Have Been Won Mra. Gnbblelgh My I I waa at the dentlst't this afternoon and he made me keep my mouth open a whole bour. It nearly killed me. llusbiiud (trying to read) If he had made you keep your mouth ahut for that long It would havt kilted you rure. Only a Last Retort "Do you believe In cluba for wom en r "Well, I try klndneaa first." Her Logic Mra. A. (at retort) Doesn't It wor ry yon to write to your husband for more money? Mra. ll.-Not at alt. If he'i having a good time ba owea It to me, and If ha Im't having a good time, bt bar taved It Not So Particular ' Mnrle Hut before giving a Until answer, I slmll refer you to father. Jack Hut I am perfectly willing to take you without any reference. Deaf Made to "Hear" Through Finger Tips The discovery that the human tkln't ability to detect rapid vibra tions la much greater than hut pre viously been suppoted bat been made by Dr. Robert 11. Gault, director of the vlbro-tactlle research laboratory of Smith college. JJoetor. Gault bat been engaged for several yeart In ex periment to enable the deaf to hear through their finger tip! by touching telephone receiver. Previously sci entists have supposed that a vibra tion fatter than 1,000 times a second waa too fast to be detected by the tkln. According to Doctor Ooult bow ever, these touch organs can detect vibrations as fast as 2,700 a second. Though many of the vibrations of the voice are mora rapid than this, "oo," for Instance, as pronounced by the average male voice being about 8,8(10 a aecond, and "ah" 3.082, Doctor Gault aaya that If the skin can receive vi brations aa rapid aa 2,700, It Is amply sensitive to understand speech. The discovery waa made with an Instru ment called the "teletactor," designed and built for hla use by the Bell tele phone laboratories In New Tork city. Hit Position Gap Johnson was trying to back away from the crossroads store wltb many yanks at the reins and numer ous yella and oaths, ills daughter sprang from the wagon and began betting the mules over tbe bead wltb a club. "Why don't you boy an automo bller asked talesmen wbo bid ar rived during tbe operation. "It would aave you a lot of trouble." "I'm usen to the p'tu I trouble," waa the reply. "1 know how to handle these devilish mulct and I wouldn't know how to manage a car." "Well, It might tava the young lady a lot of unnecessary exercise." "Aw, ahe'a going to get married pretty toon, and needt the experience In managing a husband. Uud-np, there, mule! Kansas City Star. Headache from Slight Cold Ltlv PROMO QUININE Thlt re liar the Hrtdarh by curing the Cold. Ixk for alKnmtur of E. W. drove cn tbe box. Joe. Adv. A Plant Puncture Tire War continues against the "punc ture weed." California's rapid-spreading vine whme half Inch thoma play havoc with motor car tires on coun try roads. A single vine found near Ua Angeles covered a circle 14 feet across. Iesperate efforts to check this troublesome plant's' spread are hindered by Its prolific seed. 1..VJ0 to a square foot, t.t)t mature all year round and force a continuous battle. Populur Science Monthly. Garfield Tea Was Your. Grandmother's Remedy For every stomach and Intestinal I1L This good old-fash, loned herb home remedy for consti pation, stomach Ills and othCr derange ments of the sys tem so prevalent these daya la In even greater favor as a family medicine 'hnn In yonr grandmother's day. Forbidden to Trim Beard A history of the rise and fall of the nenrd would make Interesting read Ina. l'erliHs the first reference to such facial adornments Is to be found In l-evltlcuj, in which Moses gives the roiiimi.nd, "Thou Shalt not mar the corners of thy beard." In nearly all oriental Innda In ancient tlmea the heard waa treasured and held In great respect New Type of Camera ' A new type of camera with plates sensitive to light rays Invisible to the human eye, can take pictures through the thickest cloud of fog. made HANFORD'S Jj" 1846 Balsam of Myrrh IT MUST BE GOOD Try it (or Cuts, Bnuie, Sores, etc Al SHim m WW k tfM mr Ut tf WUnhilMaM Talk may be good preventive. Snap HOMEj$AVi:S SIZEf lilONEY w?-2Sas5its"v2'l c inrrrS.??R'NKiNc V't INulfTCTlrm SOLO AND GUARANTEED BY EVERY DRUGGIST Boschce's Syrup hat bn relieving- coughs due to eoldl for slxtr-one years. Soothes the Throat loosens tbe phlegm, promotes expecto ration, fives a food nlffht'e rest free from coughing. 10a and too bottles. Bur It at your drug store. O. O. Green. Inc., Woodbury, N. i. CORNS Ends pain at once In one mlnaH pain from corns Is ended. Dr. Scboll'a Zino-pada do this sser by removing the tease pressing and rubbing of shoes. They are thin, medi. cated. antiseptic, healing. At all drag nd shoe stores. Cost but trifle. DlScholls inopad& Put one on tfi pain U goncf Vhooping' CoughMgrol This dned eotwfc la em of the man oaivmus ekiklren a J diMMM. Tbtr la Bo cur IV wiOLpuiecMite. ItBsogUJr nru Its courwtj, but a fw drop of ihm kftowa Dhraiciao'a oro enptw" will relstm tM Ttoiont omc rung prayrim am Brutal TOOIUtlaT. IN A siaWtreMTMlB "ftnate i&C" nuthinc to upawt li tk stoaetV ras, 'm u DR. DRAKES Glessco DR. DRAKES SSreiS, for eooiirtsv told. mm4 ipfaitlt CHOWr HEB1EOT STOP CHILBLAINS Tbe erisvliac aaaoraaeee sf ektltilalaS, that indescribable bait analiBeee sad kalf pals ia tbe feet caused br espoeun to inow as- sold, euleklr retifved kr CarboU Wbr suffer wkes ts-eeat boa W CarboU will tske the (slMiy sut o waJktacT Get a bos at rear dross If te " Yew moaer bsck If aot eatli&ed. SPUAUXX-NEAL CO, Naskvdla, Taaat, 00 YOU SUTTEH h HMt klmt U ewn W lkna eact hues. HALL BUCKEl, Nesr York OH Borsltr Acrease. 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Csloaso W. N. PORTLAND, NO. 61-1927. A thoughtless nmn loses a lot ot time nheo be hurries. . eft. rl II f ASTnnh mm Cuticura Preparations fnr All tTio Familir awa aaaei uv a saaaaai For generation! Cuticura 8oap und Oint ment have afforded the purest, sweetest and most satisfactory method of ptomoteig and maintaining healthy condition of skin and scalp. Tender-heed men find the . rrtely-lathering Cuticura Shaving Stick a necessity. Cuticura Talcum is an ideal powder, cooling and refreshing. St. Ointment H arx! PV Takaal Fie. Sold yh.re, Bamnle .wit fre-. Adjreasi "OaUue UlnHa tarke.B.n ill. MalbB. Mm. " akB? CaUcara bkasfaif SUch 2Se, . a 1 '-e W I M - ' t