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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Aug. 26, 1927)
.' , r '.V D "our comic section' Events in the Lives of Little Men 0 THE FEATHERHEADS Talcing It Over Felix' Head y "" .... , g .jr-.rr, M .aftta I FINNEY OF TI IE FORCE Just Good, Clean Fun "an' 50. wiahv (Pom walwim an' fAirjr wnWWiBiT.MiSwcrfB HO. IN Hirj To t ON Trl& HOT U'ACfT 9ANM- A . 1 But HCG MuSBAH HLRQiEO OM X I I f I an' on Till mk comb TO a mow; d ne I l MWlT4K6 AN'lnswSTEd CSTTnewire? A X. & WO1F6 A rm'w 1 teftcseti-mB. ) J Kicua AuwoaKEDuP,N bid t cz rr lint h. x vti h i -xy T'irri. r -m i 11 r 11 1 (P) 'otprn Nf-WHimiior CAP AND BELLS dm AN IMPROVEMENT All men" ante) the wotiiao who had ktt bearding liouna "all wa, d"Hrle, la brutm." Hit friend 0(Mlid her gray bead iiM'ly. She had hmn married twlct. Tea," ah agreed. "No on knowa that better than me, an' though aecoDd ain't no taint, I'll aujr tlila fur 'I in he'a letter'o ma flraL Ue'a In )hII ao much thut 1 hare practically all I earn for tiw own unel" TWO OF A KIND 1 gave her aa good a the tent" "Too exchanged poatul card, preaume." Ea$y to Memorize A Kooi Ihlnc to ramrmbtr A bltr thine to 60, la work with th eonatructloa ta And Dot th wrwklnc crtw. CeotU Father , Th hour waa lute. All waa hunhed and dark. Suddenly the ttlllnea waa broken by a crash from upttalra. "O-g-g guod heavena, what waa that, d d-ddarllngt" exclaimed th timid yuung ninn. Merely father dropping a hint," piled the girl, quite unalurmed. Sam Subitance 'Molly,1 aald tome one to 'he little daughter of the clcrjrymiin, "doe your father preach the turn termon twicer 'I think perhapt he does," returned Holly cautlouHly, "but be talka load ind toft In different placet the tecond time, to It doean't tound the tame." DUMBBELLS She Do you think dunililtella make one ttrong. lie Well r I'm atnng for yoo. Divorce Publicity Th plctur Kir waa hrard to lay, in ton eiceaina and, Tha atlmnny that 1 pnjr I acarely worth tha ad." Kind Henry "Pom you anmetlmea wish your wife had married tome ot!ier manF aaked Smith. "No," replied Henry Teck, "I hold no grudge agalnat any ninn, but I have wlxhed a good mniiy timet the had remalner an old muld." bad Conquered J11II VtHltor And you never ant remnrae for vour mladeeilaf Convict Yea, I did. ludy, but I man aged to live it down. Hit Alibi Judge You are accused of tteallng egg from the grocer' Wore. What have you to aayt Accused I took them In error, air, "In error) H,ow do you meant" "I thought they were freah, tlrl" The rrogrraalve Grocer, Dodging a Loan "You and Thompaon don't teem to lie ao friendly at yon were, Doea h nwe you any money!'' "No; he want to." CHILDREN CRY FOR "CASJ0R1A" Esiecially Prepared for Infant and Children of All Age Mother! 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Girlhood Revived by Exiremet of Faihion Dr. Jnbez Jackaon, president of the Arrerlcan Medlcnl aaaoclatlon, tald recently that any woman who could yet wouldn't Improve ber appearance with coametlc ought to be apnnked. Doctor Jackaon, elaborating thll novel point of view, inld at lunch eon In Kanan City: 'When a woman goe In for cos metic and beauty culture her health Improve. Take the daring new fan Ion. They atlmnlate the circulation, bid you know It? 'A grKnde dame, got up In the lat est and mot daring thing from Pari, topped at her doctor' table at tha Hit the other day and laughed and aid: "Doctor, I adore theae new fash ion. They make me feel to gtrllan. Every time a man look at ma I bluah.'" Detroit Free I'res. 4 Levity Relented A man who bad bought t very val uable building alte wa turveylng hi newly icqulred property In a mood of reverie when a ttranger, In a tlmllar mood, nccoated him. 'Sir," aald Ibe man, "I remember when thtt property waa a farm. Why, I buried a dog here In those day. And now I read that It bin been old for half a million." "Ye," ald the new owner, with t mile, "I bought It" The itranger wa obviously hurt. "I!ut what I'm telling you," be aald, I the truth." Oil for Human Machine Thl wa overheard In a little drug store In Newcastle recently. A little girl about Ove year old entered and timidly asked to boy a "bottle of oil." The clerk, wishing to be tpeelflc, asked: "What kind of oil do yon want, oil that you put In aewlng ma chine T The little girl replied: "No sir, the kind yoo put In bablea." The clerk wrapped op a tmall bottl of caster oIL Indlanapollt New. Statetman Had Viiion The Homan emperor Justinian at tempted to Introduce (Ilk manufac ture Into Greece In the Sixth cen tury A. D. Are They? Arthur I think she's a pretty aa he ran be. Jean Mot girl are. Tlt Blta, Martin Johnson, th well-known Af rican explorer, plan to return to tha Congo for the chief purpose of photo graphing gorilla. 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