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Events in the Lives of Little Men
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THE FEATHERHEADS
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FINNEY OF TI IE FORCE Just Good, Clean Fun
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AN IMPROVEMENT
All men" ante) the wotiiao who had
ktt bearding liouna "all wa,
d"Hrle, la brutm."
Hit friend 0(Mlid her gray bead
iiM'ly. She had hmn married
twlct.
Tea," ah agreed. "No on knowa
that better than me, an' though
aecoDd ain't no taint, I'll aujr tlila
fur 'I in he'a letter'o ma flraL Ue'a
In )hII ao much thut 1 hare practically
all I earn for tiw own unel"
TWO OF A KIND
1 gave her aa good a the tent"
"Too exchanged poatul card,
preaume."
Ea$y to Memorize
A Kooi Ihlnc to ramrmbtr
A bltr thine to 60,
la work with th eonatructloa ta
And Dot th wrwklnc crtw.
CeotU Father ,
Th hour waa lute. All waa hunhed
and dark. Suddenly the ttlllnea waa
broken by a crash from upttalra.
"O-g-g guod heavena, what waa that,
d d-ddarllngt" exclaimed th timid
yuung ninn.
Merely father dropping a hint,"
piled the girl, quite unalurmed.
Sam Subitance
'Molly,1 aald tome one to 'he little
daughter of the clcrjrymiin, "doe your
father preach the turn termon
twicer
'I think perhapt he does," returned
Holly cautlouHly, "but be talka load
ind toft In different placet the tecond
time, to It doean't tound the tame."
DUMBBELLS
She Do you think dunililtella make
one ttrong.
lie Well r I'm atnng for yoo.
Divorce Publicity
Th plctur Kir waa hrard to lay,
in ton eiceaina and,
Tha atlmnny that 1 pnjr
I acarely worth tha ad."
Kind Henry
"Pom you anmetlmea wish your
wife had married tome ot!ier manF
aaked Smith.
"No," replied Henry Teck, "I hold
no grudge agalnat any ninn, but I
have wlxhed a good mniiy timet the
had remalner an old muld."
bad
Conquered
J11II VtHltor And you never
ant remnrae for vour mladeeilaf
Convict Yea, I did. ludy, but I man
aged to live it down.
Hit Alibi
Judge You are accused of tteallng
egg from the grocer' Wore. What
have you to aayt
Accused I took them In error, air,
"In error) H,ow do you meant"
"I thought they were freah, tlrl"
The rrogrraalve Grocer,
Dodging a Loan
"You and Thompaon don't teem to
lie ao friendly at yon were, Doea
h nwe you any money!''
"No; he want to."
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W. N. U PORTLAND, NO. 34-1927,
Thue you ridicule may forgive, but
they never forget.
Girlhood Revived by
Exiremet of Faihion
Dr. Jnbez Jackaon, president of the
Arrerlcan Medlcnl aaaoclatlon, tald
recently that any woman who could
yet wouldn't Improve ber appearance
with coametlc ought to be apnnked.
Doctor Jackaon, elaborating thll
novel point of view, inld at lunch
eon In Kanan City:
'When a woman goe In for cos
metic and beauty culture her health
Improve. Take the daring new fan
Ion. They atlmnlate the circulation,
bid you know It?
'A grKnde dame, got up In the lat
est and mot daring thing from Pari,
topped at her doctor' table at tha
Hit the other day and laughed and
aid:
"Doctor, I adore theae new fash
ion. They make me feel to gtrllan.
Every time a man look at ma I
bluah.'" Detroit Free I'res.
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Levity Relented
A man who bad bought t very val
uable building alte wa turveylng hi
newly icqulred property In a mood of
reverie when a ttranger, In a tlmllar
mood, nccoated him.
'Sir," aald Ibe man, "I remember
when thtt property waa a farm. Why,
I buried a dog here In those day.
And now I read that It bin been old
for half a million."
"Ye," ald the new owner, with t
mile, "I bought It"
The itranger wa obviously hurt.
"I!ut what I'm telling you," be aald,
I the truth."
Oil for Human Machine
Thl wa overheard In a little drug
store In Newcastle recently. A little
girl about Ove year old entered and
timidly asked to boy a "bottle of oil."
The clerk, wishing to be tpeelflc,
asked: "What kind of oil do yon
want, oil that you put In aewlng ma
chine T The little girl replied: "No
sir, the kind yoo put In bablea." The
clerk wrapped op a tmall bottl of
caster oIL Indlanapollt New.
Statetman Had Viiion
The Homan emperor Justinian at
tempted to Introduce (Ilk manufac
ture Into Greece In the Sixth cen
tury A. D.
Are They?
Arthur I think she's a pretty aa
he ran be.
Jean Mot girl are. Tlt Blta,
Martin Johnson, th well-known Af
rican explorer, plan to return to tha
Congo for the chief purpose of photo
graphing gorilla.
A fortune will be made by the man
who Invents a home pant pressing
machine.
After a period of dorm and (tress
we should look carefully for the rain
bow; It I there.
A cheerful countenance will make
fool think yon good-natured. Chesterfield.
Green's
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Thought I the cocoon from which
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