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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (Aug. 12, 1927)
LIFE'S LITTLE JESTS HANDICAPPED A Blriintfir nudgod me In th rib at (I10 picture show Ilia other night "Has lit whispered, "I guess my II fu Inn been waslml, after nil. I've had Hire wlvee and I never kissed any of 'em the way that feller' lining It" "I It too InteT" I iniiriiiiiroil, en deavoring t register sympathy. "It he returned utitlly. "1 am troubled with i hortiii'iii of breath." SIGN OF DISCORD W'lfey He linw nice and comfort able ' mad It for you Dili evening? lluhhy Yes nud It's a sura alien you're on going to innka It uncom fortable for Inn. Ho, Hum I Tbouih ninny Ihlnaa shs's Ufl dons Itir w's ba w4, I d..n't h.u.y.." said ha, "sh's Ufl A Ihlnt unsaid." Diplomacy She I cm only tie n-- IloDoit any Itt It won't do, ! hare five sisters already, and, to tell Ilia truth, they are nm favorably die posed toward you. They think match with you would be the mistake of my life. Kh O, Indeed t I II ahw the ratal Wo'll he ninrrled Just aa soon oa 1 cud jet ready. Harmony Needed First Wife I told my husband about those gowns Hint are selling for a aonit. Second IMtlo What did lie any? "lie mill If I existed hi in to fur lilsh the iintce I'd better thunge my tune. A Menage Scent Far Iloat Whot do you think of theae rlifiira? I got them from an alrjilun pilot !uet Whnt d'M-a lie use them for aky writing! WRONG PLACE I'he Mull Outside Two orchestra enl, please. The JIm n Inside Wrong place, lirothcr. We don't aell aculi here. Tlile la the hot nfllro. The King Pett Tha worst of all tha arnnrtntsnd pasta, Of which you v hard about la tha sur who'a alwaya asking, "Bay, you, bow many'a outr Beginning to Notice It Mny ih, I don't believe llurold lovea ma nny more. Juno You have your hand over your iiiiuinch Instead of your heart Mny I know It lie husn't tent me any candy for weeks I Nof Marketable MIm Shaw Whnt a self possessed woman Alice la. MIm Sharp Yes, and I don't tiiinit tne ahn'll ever have a chnnre to dis pose of the property. Trouble Enough To you hoi love thnt llncon wrote 8liiikeciin.''s plnysT"' "No,1 answered Mlaa Cnyonne. Toor old Huron had trouble enough without putting; hltn up against th dramatic critics." Nervout Stella t'm to bo ninrrled next week and I'm terribly nervoua. Ell ii I suppose there'a alwnyi I : OUR COMIC SECTION - ' . 'a THE FEATHERHEADS Moot with you, ypo i M ICwHlHll 01 ' Am : up "mrjV SO V I FANNV- LET HE CM BE CHEEI5- ! f WM PlAV HO0Kv) jj . Fa WHEM VX) 1 "19 ONCE THEM-; j; ; ism& wome-j ill1 xvAftjx FINNEY OF TOE FORCE ' wilf HAf?C5B0ILaB.'- DrPENCSr If j IfjKxPtiT AIUli fif )nOPE-A i Mok tONCV ABB VE2 J omTWE- II j! PA(?OON FC8 I j I lilTM-OlNErJT. V INFC? jJVGovecnog! J III !j.'V BtirV POuOrt.'11 'j! if OI'mThb NEW ii I X - C4Lr WAAB0SN I Under Arrest , . Freddy WANT ME TO SMD HE WlMK.3 MAVcc he could Goto SCHOOL "TDmoPPow h'j,y Y, " Will Be a Big Diplomat Jail Bird W 0H50 f Xj II Wlf "TrIATS ITl-'X j y A HIM TO SCHOOL I 1 SICK WOMAN SOON RECOVERS B Taking Lydia E. Plnkham't Vegetable Compound . A neighbor advlaed tne to try Lydla . Plnkham'a Vegotable Compound. which aoe aald bad helped ber ao much. So I bought a few bottle and tried It out It f ure helped me wonderfully. I felt much better. My work waa do longer a dread to me. IflbearcTany one who la troubled the way I waa, I will gladly recom mend the Vegetable Compound to them and I will anawer any letter In regard to the aame." Mae, B Earn a Miaous, 1134 N. Penn. re., Lanalng, Mich. I bad been alckly ever alnee I waa fifteen yeara old. After taking Lydla B, rinkbam i vegetable Compound I got ao I could do all my housework and I am In good health.' Mm. IUbi K. William a. Ketchikan, Alaaka. From Michigan to Alaaka, from Valna to Oregon and from Connecticut to California letter are continually being written by grateful women recom mending Lydla E. Plnkham'a Vegetable Compound. The Compound 1 made from root and herb and for more than fifty yeara baa been helping to restore rundown. overworked women to neaitn. Are yor on tne Sunlit Boad to Bet ter HealtbT DON'T RUB INFLAMED LIDS MrXK H LfwrMa 1he Irritation. Im UiT('U.Mi Ml (UI.VK, ft flutplt, d ffftdaiila, mi rrtvaaly. lit ei an oraiitau. Vll ft leftW 1rt Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh 6 lac 1S4 Ha Healrd Wotnda and Sore oa Maa and Beaat Ksmt but tm lr ken U MC ntu. i One Advantage Tm glad my wife I built long and thin, sorter like a shoestring, a you mouKht say," stated Cap Johnson of Rumpus Itidge. "Why?" Inquired an acquaintance. "Well, she don't shade th corn while she's s hoeing of It like a fat woman would." Kansas City Star. BABIES CRY FOR "CASTORIA" Prepared Especially or Infants and Children of AH Ages Mother) Fletcher' Castorla baa been In use for over 30 yean as a pleaaant, harmless substitute for Cas tor OH, Paregoric, Teething Drops and Soothing Byrups. Contains no narcot ics. Proven directions are on each packnjre. Physicians everywhere rec ommend It The genuine bears signature of Early Abolitioniite The first protest sgatnst slavery In the I'ulted States was made In ldS by the Society of Friends In German town. Pa., according to an answered question In Liberty. Hvliavlor that Is not quite shx-k' Ing can easily lie very annoying to all people of good taste. If one's relatives live 00 mllet away be can brag more about them. The Last Survivor Flyotan hat killed all hit milliont of friendt and relatives N o woNDra he's Una. lie know he's nest' Flyoaaa has killed every single fly anil mosquito in thousands of homes this summer. Flyoaan Is tha modern best way of fighting flying pests. It kills them by the whole sale not one at a time. Flyosan Is tli original liquid Insect spray (non-poisonous). I'se Flyosan itself, not one of its Imi tations. Flyosan not only kills ail the Die and mosquitoes In your home but aim rid It of the mil lions of deadly, dlsrase-liearinf germa which each one carries. C I) Duration of Soviet Rule Eaiily Proved "Comrade" Knllnln Is president of the soviet union, lie Is a peasant by r orlifln. Mke all good president Ka linin make a pe'h occasionally. He make a specialty of addressing peasant atnllenves. Not long am h made a speech at a fnrmers' reunion not so fur from Nlgnlx. The presi dent was drawing a grandiloquent pic ture of life under the soviet regime. At the outset he told his peasant- listener that Russia w& the first country to throw off .the yoke. Sud denly he was Interrupted. Interrup tions are not Infrequent In peasant districts. "W have land and free dom," cried one farmer, "but under the czar eome of as had three pairs of pant and now we have only one." "Comrudes," replied the comrade president, "the nettoes of Africa have no punts at all." "How la thntr came back the voice from the audi ence. "Yon told u we were the flrt to be sovletlzed, but If those people In Africa have no pants at all, they must have had soviet rule for at least 20 years. Pierre Van Passen, In the Atlanta Constitution. Tender, Aching, Perspiring Feet AsMzinf Raliaf In I Miauta or Money Back. Cet a bottle of Moone' Emerald Oil with the understanding that if It doe not put an end to the pain and soreness and do away with all offensive odor your money will b promptly returned. Don't worry about how long you'v been troubled or bow many other preparations you have tried. Thl powerful penetrating oil la one prep aration that will help to make your painful aching feet ao healthy and free from corn and calloua troublea that youll be able to go anywhere and do anything In absolute foot comfort. ' So marvelously powerful Is Moone' Emerald Oil that thousands have found it give wonderful results In the treatment of dangerous iwollen or varicose veins. Physical and Mental Requititet for Flying The exi'lolt of Lindbergh and Chaniberlln have attracted attention anew to the physical and mental fac tors concerned In aviation, lay Hygela Magazine, commenting edi torially on their flight Continuous flying for from 40 to SO hours makes tremendous demand on the constitution, since it Involves sleeplessness, relative starvation and constant concentration. In addition to these factors Is the question of al titude and the ability of the body to meet the demands of the unusual en vironment. Undoubtedly a physical examina tion of a man who has Just completed the terrific stress of a transoceanic flight would show much the same physical changes that occur In mar athon runners or In workers who are compelled to maintain concentration for long periods of time. Appropriate Decorationt . A South Bend youngster, age three, was helping his mother make ginger bread. Molding It In the shape of a mnn. be placed rulslns for the nose, eyes, mouth and a row of buttons. He began to decorate the flgnre'a leg also wltb raisins. "Why do you put ruUlna on hi legst" asked the mother. "Well." the boy explained, "him got the hives." Indianapolis News. A man of mystery can be Interest Ing; but, usually, be doen't like It It Is so much easier to forget a fa vor than It Is to forgive an Injury. "Swatting" only sroMers these prrms into the air which yon and your family breathe. Her 1 the right InciUUe for each inctt rrrrasuir ant mod wnii MM. PETKSMASTS niSCOVMY, 1104 rtTEaiAsrs roach roon hiimi.hu rFIT.HMA.VS MOTH FOOD sratoals You must have a specific Inseetl eide for each Insect. Mo single in srrtieiilo will exterminate them all. We have hail nearly SO years' experience, w e fcnoie that la true. 5 tfaflliilj chance of the mnn getting awny up to the InHt minute. toe rink in, it r.c