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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (June 17, 1927)
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"On being effort iT0,non,ono for
one of 111 properties," wt resd, "Mr.
tli'ltiin replied, 'lt'i good iirlcfl, but
I don't rure lo be bothered reinvesting
Tlmt Inn rreqiirntty been ths ob
jection In our own ciiae, "No," siiy
quietly but flrtuiy. "yo,nr proposition
la Interest Iiik. but rculljr we prufur
not tu have the bother uf ooliumlllni
and reinventing $M(,ifct,in lit mi,OuO.
Ckki; It cum Into our gull so."- New
Plenty of Slat
"Put that down on the slnte,"
churgi'il tliu Impecunious rttltrn of the
denier who hud emit lilin up a ton of
"I lintn't got no slnte," snapped the
"Votl halll'lT Well, when I got
tiniur I'll gUNrnntre to dig enough out
of my blu to cover the roof of
MUST TAKE ITS COURSE
flrat Uiik "He's folfcrary." He
end I.luk "Ut him alone It's a dl
sss that tine to tuke It course."
The Better Plan
TMe llvlnc fur tomorrow
May be Him pcopU'e war
Tomorrow mar brine eorrewl
Lat a 11 va e lot lo4ayl
A Natural Surg on "
1 brieve," declared the Irishman,
"that me youngest eon't born f be
Thwat leads ye t eay tbotr ssked
"Ul caught hint nln' th scissors
on a book Ol'd latrly bought, an' be
fore 01 c'd atop hlin he cut out th'
"I a." tald Jones, at the stiniiet
table, "that the lslhls atiply of coal
will be exhauated In ir.,i years."
"John HinlfTen Jones, thal'a Just like
Ton. eirUluied Mrs. Jones snnpplly
"I told yon to order enough for the
Bing a Young Lawyer
Ted I'm to young to marry you?
Then you're too old for me?
Vllet Oh, maybe I wae too baaty to
first r'lsh Ton aay he'e
broke no money at all?
Heeond r'lsh Not rent!
Flrat Klah Well, the poor Bah I
Reaeon tor Hat
A uv I kale
la Herman Hand,
He pleas hla laetb
With rubber band.
Marlon It's ridiculous to any that
my diamond ring lan't genufne I
trout Frank Implicitly,
iKirla Hut If I were yon I'd con
Marlon )h, I've already done that
Two Sldei to It
Brandon It must be terrible for at
opera linger to realize that he can
never aim a vain.
Hunker Yea; but It's much more
terrible if he doesn't realize It,
"What does your old mnn do, Mrs.
"You mean now or when I was
"Well, what did he do and what
4Qa be dor
He Could Prove It
First Illrd iKin't you know better
than to sit on this chimney? You're
getting all dirty.
Second Illrd Soots me all right
IS ...... .,...1.1 ,ltri.-el r,iia sxaiitiluai
without coat tell them to a goimlp.
MICKIE, WE PRINTER'S DEVIL
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to relieve Infants in arms and
Chfldren all ages of Constipa
tion. Fktulencv. Wind Colic
and Diarrhea; allaying Feverishness arising therefrom, and, by
regulating the Stomach and Bowels, aid the assimilation of
Food; giving healthy and natural sleep. '
To srold Imitations, always look for the lignature of 6&7!Zijtu
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(Hie can love his enemy, but hard
ly a malicious one.
SAY BAYER ASPIRIN" and INSISTI
Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for
Colds Headache Neuritis Lumbago '
Pain Neuralgia Toothache Rheumatism
DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART
Accept only "Bayer" patage
which contains proven directions.
Handy "Bayer" boxes of 12 tablets
Alao bottles of M nd 100 Druggiita.
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TTTEKFS PANIC In BogrllW
Corkroarlwe are dying by the
I'ae Pelmnan'a Roarh Food
la your bvuao. Exlerminate every
KtD M THIS HWSfjv
Petmaaa'a RcNtrb Food
litem out. Doo't let ihem get
Doo't 6ht roaches with a apnry.
Yoai mol have poodVr. Petes
nan's is the rig hi powder.
It entUm roarhes from their
hiding plaor. They carry it bark
on tlirlr Irga and bodies to their
aaals brhind baae-ltoarda, aadrr
6iHira where no spray could pos
Every adult roach, the young,
every egg in the entire colony is
exterminated. No odor. Nothing
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tickle fur earh InaccL No single
Inacrticide will exterwdnata them
alL 'e have had nearly SO years'
experience We feaow that is truo.
gives comforting relief
for Tired, Aching, Swollen Feet
When your feet hurt, are tired, sore or perspire,
shake into your shoes Allen's Foot-Ease, the
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takes the friction from the shoes and Rives im
mediate relief. Makes stockings wear longer, too.
Write Allen's Foot-Eaae, leltoy, N. T, for a rrts I
Sold at all drag and toilet gooda counters
You May Have Noticed
"1 suppime Kuey Street Is buppy
place." "Nhw, It ruus right into Af
Far Indigestion, Dyspepsia, etc.
Relieves Distress sfter Hurrlsd
Meals or Overeating. Being a
gentle laxative, It keeps the di
gestive treat working normally.
30c & 90c. At all Druggists.
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