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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (June 17, 1927)
nifflwl I OUR COMIC SECTION 4gpide j ' Wf)!i "jU Pl Along the Concrete ' f "On being effort iT0,non,ono for one of 111 properties," wt resd, "Mr. tli'ltiin replied, 'lt'i good iirlcfl, but I don't rure lo be bothered reinvesting $7n.rNM),iNiu.' Tlmt Inn rreqiirntty been ths ob jection In our own ciiae, "No," siiy quietly but flrtuiy. "yo,nr proposition la Interest Iiik. but rculljr we prufur not tu have the bother uf ooliumlllni and reinventing $M(,ifct,in lit mi,OuO. Ckki; It cum Into our gull so."- New lluv.u Iti-KlHtcr, Plenty of Slat "Put that down on the slnte," churgi'il tliu Impecunious rttltrn of the denier who hud emit lilin up a ton of cuuL "I lintn't got no slnte," snapped the vernier uiigrniiiinntlrnlly. "Votl halll'lT Well, when I got tiniur I'll gUNrnntre to dig enough out of my blu to cover the roof of noune." MUST TAKE ITS COURSE flrat Uiik "He's folfcrary." He end I.luk "Ut him alone It's a dl sss that tine to tuke It course." The Better Plan TMe llvlnc fur tomorrow May be Him pcopU'e war Tomorrow mar brine eorrewl Lat a 11 va e lot lo4ayl A Natural Surg on " 1 brieve," declared the Irishman, "that me youngest eon't born f be surgeon." Thwat leads ye t eay tbotr ssked kla friend. "Ul caught hint nln' th scissors on a book Ol'd latrly bought, an' be fore 01 c'd atop hlin he cut out th' appeudlx." Tough Luck "I a." tald Jones, at the stiniiet table, "that the lslhls atiply of coal will be exhauated In ir.,i years." "John HinlfTen Jones, thal'a Just like Ton. eirUluied Mrs. Jones snnpplly "I told yon to order enough for the wbole winter." Bing a Young Lawyer Ted I'm to young to marry you? Then you're too old for me? Vllet Oh, maybe I wae too baaty to tpeuklugt RIGHTO first r'lsh Ton aay he'e broke no money at all? Heeond r'lsh Not rent! Flrat Klah Well, the poor Bah I Reaeon tor Hat A uv I kale la Herman Hand, He pleas hla laetb With rubber band. ton Perfect Confidence Marlon It's ridiculous to any that my diamond ring lan't genufne I trout Frank Implicitly, iKirla Hut If I were yon I'd con (ult Jeweler. Marlon )h, I've already done that Two Sldei to It Brandon It must be terrible for at opera linger to realize that he can never aim a vain. Hunker Yea; but It's much more terrible if he doesn't realize It, Distinction "What does your old mnn do, Mrs. Saggar "You mean now or when I was married?" "Well, what did he do and what 4Qa be dor "NoUiln'." He Could Prove It First Illrd iKin't you know better than to sit on this chimney? You're getting all dirty. Second Illrd Soots me all right g IS ...... .,...1.1 ,ltri.-el r,iia sxaiitiluai without coat tell them to a goimlp. 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