nifflwl I OUR COMIC SECTION
4gpide j '
Wf)!i "jU Pl Along the Concrete ' f
"On being effort iT0,non,ono for
one of 111 properties," wt resd, "Mr.
tli'ltiin replied, 'lt'i good iirlcfl, but
I don't rure lo be bothered reinvesting
$7n.rNM),iNiu.'
Tlmt Inn rreqiirntty been ths ob
jection In our own ciiae, "No," siiy
quietly but flrtuiy. "yo,nr proposition
la Interest Iiik. but rculljr we prufur
not tu have the bother uf ooliumlllni
and reinventing $M(,ifct,in lit mi,OuO.
Ckki; It cum Into our gull so."- New
lluv.u Iti-KlHtcr,
Plenty of Slat
"Put that down on the slnte,"
churgi'il tliu Impecunious rttltrn of the
denier who hud emit lilin up a ton of
cuuL
"I lintn't got no slnte," snapped the
vernier uiigrniiiinntlrnlly.
"Votl halll'lT Well, when I got
tiniur I'll gUNrnntre to dig enough out
of my blu to cover the roof of
noune."
MUST TAKE ITS COURSE
flrat Uiik "He's folfcrary." He
end I.luk "Ut him alone It's a dl
sss that tine to tuke It course."
The Better Plan
TMe llvlnc fur tomorrow
May be Him pcopU'e war
Tomorrow mar brine eorrewl
Lat a 11 va e lot lo4ayl
A Natural Surg on "
1 brieve," declared the Irishman,
"that me youngest eon't born f be
surgeon."
Thwat leads ye t eay tbotr ssked
kla friend.
"Ul caught hint nln' th scissors
on a book Ol'd latrly bought, an' be
fore 01 c'd atop hlin he cut out th'
appeudlx."
Tough Luck
"I a." tald Jones, at the stiniiet
table, "that the lslhls atiply of coal
will be exhauated In ir.,i years."
"John HinlfTen Jones, thal'a Just like
Ton. eirUluied Mrs. Jones snnpplly
"I told yon to order enough for the
wbole winter."
Bing a Young Lawyer
Ted I'm to young to marry you?
Then you're too old for me?
Vllet Oh, maybe I wae too baaty to
tpeuklugt
RIGHTO
first r'lsh Ton aay he'e
broke no money at all?
Heeond r'lsh Not rent!
Flrat Klah Well, the poor Bah I
Reaeon tor Hat
A uv I kale
la Herman Hand,
He pleas hla laetb
With rubber band.
ton
Perfect Confidence
Marlon It's ridiculous to any that
my diamond ring lan't genufne I
trout Frank Implicitly,
iKirla Hut If I were yon I'd con
(ult Jeweler.
Marlon )h, I've already done that
Two Sldei to It
Brandon It must be terrible for at
opera linger to realize that he can
never aim a vain.
Hunker Yea; but It's much more
terrible if he doesn't realize It,
Distinction
"What does your old mnn do, Mrs.
Saggar
"You mean now or when I was
married?"
"Well, what did he do and what
4Qa be dor
"NoUiln'."
He Could Prove It
First Illrd iKin't you know better
than to sit on this chimney? You're
getting all dirty.
Second Illrd Soots me all right
g
IS ...... .,...1.1 ,ltri.-el r,iia sxaiitiluai
without coat tell them to a goimlp.
MICKIE, WE PRINTER'S DEVIL
Between the Lines
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to relieve Infants in arms and
Chfldren all ages of Constipa
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and Diarrhea; allaying Feverishness arising therefrom, and, by
regulating the Stomach and Bowels, aid the assimilation of
Food; giving healthy and natural sleep. '
To srold Imitations, always look for the lignature of 6&7!Zijtu
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(Hie can love his enemy, but hard
ly a malicious one.
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Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for
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Pain Neuralgia Toothache Rheumatism
DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART
Accept only "Bayer" patage
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Handy "Bayer" boxes of 12 tablets
Alao bottles of M nd 100 Druggiita.
A.nlrta ta tta tnaa aurk of Barav Maimf.er.1. t ll-0-t Saltexll
Quarantined!
Millions of
cockroocliew already
exterminated!
Beware!
TTTEKFS PANIC In BogrllW
Corkroarlwe are dying by the
thooaudal
I'ae Pelmnan'a Roarh Food
la your bvuao. Exlerminate every
PETtROANS Mtfcjf
KtD M THIS HWSfjv
Petmaaa'a RcNtrb Food
litem out. Doo't let ihem get
Keep
aatart.
Doo't 6ht roaches with a apnry.
Yoai mol have poodVr. Petes
nan's is the rig hi powder.
It entUm roarhes from their
hiding plaor. They carry it bark
on tlirlr Irga and bodies to their
aaals brhind baae-ltoarda, aadrr
6iHira where no spray could pos
sibly reach.
Every adult roach, the young,
every egg in the entire colony is
exterminated. No odor. Nothing
Is left hot a Utile dry dust. l'a
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MM. CI ml f I
Here Is the right Insecticida for
each inaeeti
mwi" BOAT, moo
rrm.T akt rooo
n.YOSA.1 kllh SiM
mxattATH Discovcar
saVSam'saaVVi saraaTVe
rm:iArs anra rooD
Yon nut have a sperifie Inaeo
tickle fur earh InaccL No single
Inacrticide will exterwdnata them
alL 'e have had nearly SO years'
experience We feaow that is truo.
ioonriii,M.T.c.
Allen's Foot-Ease
gives comforting relief
for Tired, Aching, Swollen Feet
When your feet hurt, are tired, sore or perspire,
shake into your shoes Allen's Foot-Ease, the
Antiseptic. Healing powder for the feet It
takes the friction from the shoes and Rives im
mediate relief. Makes stockings wear longer, too.
Write Allen's Foot-Eaae, leltoy, N. T, for a rrts I
Sold at all drag and toilet gooda counters
You May Have Noticed
"1 suppime Kuey Street Is buppy
place." "Nhw, It ruus right into Af
finity Avenue."
Far Indigestion, Dyspepsia, etc.
Relieves Distress sfter Hurrlsd
Meals or Overeating. Being a
gentle laxative, It keeps the di
gestive treat working normally.
30c & 90c. At all Druggists.
. 0. CRIIN, Ins. WOODBURY, N. J.
OILS
Therei quick, positive.
iriirt in
CARBOIL
DON'T RUB
INFLAMED LIDS
It ItaTTMir ifta lrri(ati a.
Hit MiTtHKl.L KYI
AI.TbX Simple, d-H-BtlaaV
Ufa rm-ij.
tit tt ill itruiitiU.
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