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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (June 3, 1927)
OUR COMIC SECTION Drive Mm out! Drive him out I The r Taxi Driver. .. If there fa on thing that count most in getting away fast to beat traffic and for peed in fast runs it's park plugs. I use Champions every time. CkmiHM la sXafcritar Intra baa. fiimn r ttt 4mhitiMmd alllamaa. mmrmrtum mmd tu tbm mml mmmtyit iImiWhi Clmmtt-mX- 60 C tKv tftMi Font 75 Champion Spat1(Plugs TOLEDO, OHIO The Only Exception "Ah, old fellow," utld ninn meet ing a friend In tha street, "so jroo are married nt last. Allow ma to congrat ulate you, fur I hear jrnu have an eg alleut and accomplished wife," "I hava Indeed," waa l ha reply. "Why, aha'a at homa In llturatore, at noma In mimic, at homa In art, at homa In acli'iice In short, aha la at home everywhere except "F-xrept whair "Except at homa," Tisf urmrtat mmm nhm Ma tw mt RIAL corotrr for hot. tired: mi, petjpirini tnurtlnj fCIf thikt into your SHOlit For Bitter Understanding Tlia rrntiaurnt Ceinmlaalon on l'n tt three I'rotnatanu, three- Catholics deratandlng la a commission formed and three Jews. Ita object la to pro mota imd will arid better understand Id among (ha religious groups of our eltlsenry. Tba commission la merely opinion making, and tt will matt anly when ani group appeale to It to re dreae Borne group wrong or mlsunder atandlng. It members ara Ir. 8. I'arkea Cadman, Martin Con hoy, Vie tnr J. txiwllng. Father Franrla P. iMif fy, Ir. W. II. P. Faunca, Irving Leh man, Henry Morienthau, Tan Iloecoa found and I'r, Htephen 8. Wlae. Feel Stiff and Achy? r) faJ constantly Uma and achy ia too often a saga of aluggiah kid '"Iluggiaa actios permits poj. aona to ram. m in the blood and ia apt to maka ona languid, tiiad and achy, with dull haadwhaa, dininaaa and of tea a nagging backache. A common warning that tLa kidneys ara not act ing right ia acanty or burning aaci. turns. Aaaiat the, kklnsvt at audi timae with Uoan , fills. Sines lHtJ5 Wi t hava been winning friends the-country ovar. Aik, your nsl$hmorl 50,000 Users Endorfc Doan's I Caoraa Faearalea,' M (Van- Si, SMdeatMa, N. J., MTU "Mr aajaara (rata mat artlra rhl bm4 Ova aaafalrana a-aa. aaaal mm aaiaal. Eva'T a,araaa Ik siraa! faS L.M iMitud la diaaaliis. I iwm Mui. Vmm't t'HU mmi ia a Wt tin. wa. ia aoUa- aUaaallh. I (Uiily I DOAN'S "m STIMULANT tMURKTIC A SIDNIVS tbmUr HUbiani Cm. Witimm&JtyoXt r for Imtlgoatlon, Oyapapala, t. Rallavoa DlatVaoo aflaf Hurrlad Maala 4r Ovaraating, talng antra laxatlva, K kaapa tha dl gaatlva tract working normally. 30c 1 80c. At all Druggists, o. a. emm, in, wooosort, a. j. f OjK fill II D in wy in !- TTev Rilt i i1Hou6ht you ( AH.M'AJ x HJlrtNINT7 r J KPFr VCSjfe 4 JIM TtLUNO Y.(,7K il . 5V-'l'!..V TRYING TO AfeMS-T . J 4 MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL 0hf Paw! MOW Fort A UU fiAMC OF GOLF BEfiO&a COP(lhJSTTlWt; TO nun OUT AUO Cau YOU BEAT THAT y TMC CAR. IS fJOUE! ALWAYS THE WAi! A MAU WORKS HARD 10 BUVACAR AUO TMEKI UMEVJ HE WAUTJ "TO OSE IT, HIS WIFE If OUT GAOOfMQ' AROOMO OMABg SOU HOvte? VOU MUST WAVE FORaxOTTEM THE CAR IT? PARKED DOVUM TOWM 1-VS V A tfkaTA THE FEATHERHEADS And Now, About Wooden Bottles ANCfruaU TuiO AoJT X X PMiOON M Ir I irCI?. j eorrni.TWt Con. eufT rtVSUP -6uTNb(i Y CAM WTt0t$liy I " I MvnT SAiO AvTuinO-. (N VJooOt BdlUK CONft fll IV J V Hfi TUt I19UIQS Wi"HlN, 1(4EM J I ' A ToftWooO BtiNO A NO- I -f S A Conductor, WO OCN 1m Just a man H eaiio fwseif , I A nYUs Uuon ) of r.w woaos-J oT V on5iC)6 J Tle'tt exterminate us all! He Hepped in Feterman'i! 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C Porto Rico Farmert Hid Money Cleverly About the middle of tha Nineteenth century Important bnninena honaea made their flrat appearand In San Joan and other town a of the 11 and of Porto Hlco. Then the rleh farmers defaulted their aavlnga with theae houaot and a I no obtained from them financing for their augar mtlla. Throughout the Nineteenth century a great atrugglo went on for the estab lishment of a bank In the Ulund. The Idea waa ancceaxfut In tha year 1S80 when the Banco Eapanol, now Bbdco Commercial do Puerto Rico, waa ea tabllahed. Money alao waa kept In allk atork Inga and handmade hoalery. It waa the cuatom of aom persona to hide their peane and gold plecea In the beama of tha roofing. There la an old tory of an usurer In A red bo who uaed to hlda hla money In a hollow wooden atatu of Saint Blaa two feet high. Tha etatiie of the aalnt waa placed on comer aland In hla room and It waa hla cuatom to keep an oil fanip burning before It Not until bla death, when bla heirs took poaaeealon of bis belonging, waa tha hiding plaoe dlacoTcred. Bell-Ant Helta Over-Acidity Thla Widely Used 8ure Relief Can Be Depended On Every Time. Hon- disagreeable, bow exaxpernar tng, how eniliarrasaiug to be a sufferer from gas, belching, heartburn, sick headache, nauea and other dlgeetlve disorders. lilXL-ANS for Indigestion Is a harmless, pleasant Sure Relief. Tested by over SO years' use. 25c and 75c I'kgs. at all drug stores, or send for free aamplua to Bell & Co, lac, Orangeburg, N. Yr Adv. Big Electric Locomotive! The moat powerful electric locomo tives In the world of the motor-generator type are now hauling Great Northern trains over the Cascade Each locnmotlra weighs S tone. It Wa Already Suspected Another thing radio has revealed Is aa astonishing large number of eo pranoa who cant elng any too well. Toledo ISlude. On Its Last Lege Landlady Isn't thla good chlrkent Boarder It may hava been mor ally, but physically It's a wreck. About some people tha worst thing yon can say la the truth. fWLAMED aw a w m LOOKS z C at ail AranHata. ft Oaa"! amarlaianl aa a MiTi.Mr.tj. Al.VE for HrM nUaL aaaaliiulf aala. BAIX ILWHtU Mw Tork Qtr RURNSandSCALDS mmm Stop ttva throbbing and smarting at once with a soothing touch of Resinol CARBUNCLES Carboil draws out the core and 41vr otnek relief CARBOIL GIHIKOOS SO BOS At AU Drueiiftt Menrrtaxk Cuarmtea w aaaai.uii.'aaa U a4nul.!iMa. Callous Juick, aala, aura ralief Iron ainf ul calloaaaa on the feet At m aVaj aai aW awat JXSchotTs S-w a af Fasaanaa-aas W. N. U, PORTLAND, NO. 22-1927. Important Safety Device A new direction finder has been per fected which enable captulns of ship ulng the equipment to see the exact poaltlou of an ononmlng ahlp without resorting to the ancertulntlea of audi ble signals. The device Is sutomatlo In Its certainty. When In action, a dial swings until sero Is reached and then the pointer Indicates the exact posi tion of the other ship. The dlatanc from the oncoming ship la easily cal culated and thus collision la avoided. tr. Paarr". "Vm Shot" 1. now.rfot. bt aaf. On. dnaa wtlt atpaf Wirmi or Tape worm; ao caator oil aaadea. atlv. Men a Clock' Work, When a broken pin caused tha fnlthful clock In SL i'aul a cathedral, London, to stop recently, men acted as the works. Recognising the fact that thousanda depend -d on the clock for time, officials of tha church placed behind the face of the time keeper men, who turned the hand! every minute during the daytime until repairs were completed. A Persuasive Fellow "What's that about Opportunity r "I sny he knocks at my dixir every day. Hut I can't go Into all of hla achemea." Louisville Courier-Journal. Albert Rooke Makes His Comeback Wins six-year fight for health. Now u-cll and strong at 60, Husky as ever, he praises Tanlac At inou i est fluin 1'lace. Los Ao-l-lea. Lives AUrt A. Rooke. a t ajiected citizen with 3 years of acliva railroad experience. lie lulls a a very interesting experience. "About seven years ago," says Mr. Kooke, "my stomach and liver went back on ma. Itwasamoatdutresains; experience. Nothing seemed to agrea with me; I lost all desire for food. A sound night's sleep was out of tlie question, so I rose each morning tired and pcnW-Thcn constipation de veloped and made life a continuous misery. I lost weight and could hardly drag mj-self arouud a good deal of tho time. After six years of that I was all in. Along came the 'flu' when I had no rcsistauce left. That waa almut tha . re7, No ,h,n . ren,r,1.to,hp,pn,- ver In my life. That waa a year am. ' On a fnend's advira I triedTanlao, I'm still in fine aha,., aa you see. l ew and that certainly did help. I soon men of 00 areas well aai am. tbuika began to get refreshing sleep again, to toTanlac." at with old-time sest The distressing Taiilao la nature'a own tonio and atomacn and Uver troublea disap- body builder, mada from Mota, herba peared. Briefly. TanUo put me on and barks by Uie famous Taiilao for. my feet, with all tny old-time vigor mida. TryaWtJo it msydo f.wyou and enjoyment of life, I put on weight what it did fur Mr. fomke. Your drug, and altar fiva bottle was aa wail a gist hash. Over 62 million bottles sold. ii. aimi ,.aiaii, tat. ,aain,....ia. ..J
