OUR COMIC SECTION
Drive Mm out!
Drive him out I
The
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Taxi Driver. ..
If there fa on thing
that count most in
getting away fast to
beat traffic and for
peed in fast runs it's
park plugs. I use
Champions every time.
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TOLEDO, OHIO
The Only Exception
"Ah, old fellow," utld ninn meet
ing a friend In tha street, "so jroo are
married nt last. Allow ma to congrat
ulate you, fur I hear jrnu have an eg
alleut and accomplished wife,"
"I hava Indeed," waa l ha reply.
"Why, aha'a at homa In llturatore, at
noma In mimic, at homa In art, at
homa In acli'iice In short, aha la at
home everywhere except
"F-xrept whair
"Except at homa,"
Tisf urmrtat mmm nhm Ma tw mt
RIAL corotrr
for hot. tired:
mi, petjpirini
tnurtlnj fCIf
thikt
into
your
SHOlit
For Bitter Understanding
Tlia rrntiaurnt Ceinmlaalon on l'n
tt three I'rotnatanu, three- Catholics
deratandlng la a commission formed
and three Jews. Ita object la to pro
mota imd will arid better understand
Id among (ha religious groups of our
eltlsenry. Tba commission la merely
opinion making, and tt will matt anly
when ani group appeale to It to re
dreae Borne group wrong or mlsunder
atandlng. It members ara Ir. 8.
I'arkea Cadman, Martin Con hoy, Vie
tnr J. txiwllng. Father Franrla P. iMif
fy, Ir. W. II. P. Faunca, Irving Leh
man, Henry Morienthau, Tan Iloecoa
found and I'r, Htephen 8. Wlae.
Feel Stiff and
Achy?
r) faJ constantly Uma and achy ia
too often a saga of aluggiah kid
'"Iluggiaa actios permits poj.
aona to ram. m in the blood and ia apt
to maka ona languid, tiiad and achy,
with dull haadwhaa, dininaaa and
of tea a nagging backache. A common
warning that tLa kidneys ara not act
ing right ia acanty or burning aaci.
turns.
Aaaiat the, kklnsvt at audi timae
with Uoan , fills. Sines lHtJ5 Wi t
hava been winning friends the-country
ovar. Aik, your nsl$hmorl
50,000 Users Endorfc Doan's I
Caoraa Faearalea,' M (Van- Si,
SMdeatMa, N. J., MTU "Mr aajaara (rata
mat artlra rhl bm4 Ova aaafalrana a-aa. aaaal
mm aaiaal. Eva'T a,araaa Ik siraa! faS
L.M iMitud la diaaaliis. I iwm Mui.
Vmm't t'HU mmi ia a Wt tin. wa. ia aoUa-
aUaaallh. I (Uiily I
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STIMULANT tMURKTIC A SIDNIVS
tbmUr HUbiani Cm. Witimm&JtyoXt
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for Imtlgoatlon, Oyapapala, t.
Rallavoa DlatVaoo aflaf Hurrlad
Maala 4r Ovaraating, talng
antra laxatlva, K kaapa tha dl
gaatlva tract working normally.
30c 1 80c. At all Druggists,
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MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL
0hf Paw!
MOW Fort A UU fiAMC
OF GOLF BEfiO&a
COP(lhJSTTlWt;
TO nun OUT AUO
Cau YOU BEAT THAT y
TMC CAR. IS fJOUE!
ALWAYS THE WAi! A MAU
WORKS HARD 10 BUVACAR
AUO TMEKI UMEVJ HE WAUTJ
"TO OSE IT, HIS WIFE If
OUT GAOOfMQ' AROOMO
OMABg SOU HOvte?
VOU MUST WAVE FORaxOTTEM
THE CAR IT? PARKED
DOVUM TOWM
1-VS V A tfkaTA
THE FEATHERHEADS And Now, About Wooden Bottles
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S A Conductor, WO OCN
1m Just a man H eaiio fwseif , I A nYUs Uuon )
of r.w woaos-J oT V on5iC)6 J
Tle'tt exterminate us all! He Hepped in Feterman'i!
TMOim H. mtn nuraluu Ifcaaa ribmo'i mmik Tmm4 to Am right
llalll bmomt.
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aM7 raaaa la yaw aaaaa.
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alaB, Tk7 aar7 U M Ut.tr Wra aa4
Ma aarA la uW aaaaa TIT wrlaU
Carr aa. aa4 1a1alagralafc fVa
aAar. Nallilat la laA aat Unl. mrf
Aaal.
Paa'naylaaiililiaaifcaairllliaaaiy.
Hai)aaj aaa a.nlarjrtaaaallaaaaaf
aW raaaa. mmm la. hji far aaaia4 la
PKTKKalA"r BOACH TOOP nua
ailaala. MaAaaaaaM
prrraMANt Airr roop aiaaaj.
LYrA.t klUa Alaa aaj
rrrKiwAPr niKorur-
Oalj lb rlkl amlia aaa aa thai.
rmmmwm; km Ik, rltmt JS-
laiir(l mr mmm mm g i
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mrmcm ara tml. SmW SV
rrmniAirs nrrn rooo ara.
lam agaa aialha
Taa raaM hrn a aaaalA. laaaalUrfa.
far aaa laiaM. Na ataU laaaaalrUa
will amlarailaal. aaaaa alt Wa aara aa4
aaarfr mm yaara wpartiaai. Wa aaaw
aWilalraa.
too rink Aaa, N. T. C
Porto Rico Farmert
Hid Money Cleverly
About the middle of tha Nineteenth
century Important bnninena honaea
made their flrat appearand In San
Joan and other town a of the 11 and of
Porto Hlco. Then the rleh farmers
defaulted their aavlnga with theae
houaot and a I no obtained from them
financing for their augar mtlla.
Throughout the Nineteenth century
a great atrugglo went on for the estab
lishment of a bank In the Ulund. The
Idea waa ancceaxfut In tha year 1S80
when the Banco Eapanol, now Bbdco
Commercial do Puerto Rico, waa ea
tabllahed. Money alao waa kept In allk atork
Inga and handmade hoalery. It waa
the cuatom of aom persona to hide
their peane and gold plecea In the
beama of tha roofing. There la an old
tory of an usurer In A red bo who
uaed to hlda hla money In a hollow
wooden atatu of Saint Blaa two feet
high. Tha etatiie of the aalnt waa
placed on comer aland In hla room
and It waa hla cuatom to keep an oil
fanip burning before It Not until bla
death, when bla heirs took poaaeealon
of bis belonging, waa tha hiding plaoe
dlacoTcred.
Bell-Ant Helta Over-Acidity
Thla Widely Used 8ure Relief Can Be
Depended On Every Time.
Hon- disagreeable, bow exaxpernar
tng, how eniliarrasaiug to be a sufferer
from gas, belching, heartburn, sick
headache, nauea and other dlgeetlve
disorders. lilXL-ANS for Indigestion
Is a harmless, pleasant Sure Relief.
Tested by over SO years' use. 25c and
75c I'kgs. at all drug stores, or send
for free aamplua to Bell & Co, lac,
Orangeburg, N. Yr Adv.
Big Electric Locomotive!
The moat powerful electric locomo
tives In the world of the motor-generator
type are now hauling Great
Northern trains over the Cascade
Each locnmotlra weighs S tone.
It Wa Already Suspected
Another thing radio has revealed Is
aa astonishing large number of eo
pranoa who cant elng any too well.
Toledo ISlude.
On Its Last Lege
Landlady Isn't thla good chlrkent
Boarder It may hava been mor
ally, but physically It's a wreck.
About some people tha worst thing
yon can say la the truth.
fWLAMED
aw a w m
LOOKS z
C at ail AranHata.
ft
Oaa"! amarlaianl aa
a MiTi.Mr.tj.
Al.VE for HrM
nUaL aaaaliiulf aala.
BAIX ILWHtU Mw Tork Qtr
RURNSandSCALDS
mmm Stop ttva throbbing and smarting
at once with a soothing touch of
Resinol
CARBUNCLES
Carboil draws out the core
and 41vr otnek relief
CARBOIL
GIHIKOOS SO BOS
At AU Drueiiftt Menrrtaxk Cuarmtea
w aaaai.uii.'aaa U a4nul.!iMa.
Callous
Juick, aala, aura ralief Iron
ainf ul calloaaaa on the feet
At m aVaj aai aW awat
JXSchotTs
S-w a af Fasaanaa-aas
W. N. U, PORTLAND, NO. 22-1927.
Important Safety Device
A new direction finder has been per
fected which enable captulns of ship
ulng the equipment to see the exact
poaltlou of an ononmlng ahlp without
resorting to the ancertulntlea of audi
ble signals. The device Is sutomatlo
In Its certainty. When In action, a dial
swings until sero Is reached and then
the pointer Indicates the exact posi
tion of the other ship. The dlatanc
from the oncoming ship la easily cal
culated and thus collision la avoided.
tr. Paarr". "Vm Shot" 1. now.rfot. bt
aaf. On. dnaa wtlt atpaf Wirmi or Tape
worm; ao caator oil aaadea. atlv.
Men a Clock' Work,
When a broken pin caused tha
fnlthful clock In SL i'aul a cathedral,
London, to stop recently, men acted
as the works. Recognising the fact
that thousanda depend -d on the clock
for time, officials of tha church
placed behind the face of the time
keeper men, who turned the hand!
every minute during the daytime until
repairs were completed.
A Persuasive Fellow
"What's that about Opportunity r
"I sny he knocks at my dixir every
day. Hut I can't go Into all of hla
achemea." Louisville Courier-Journal.
Albert Rooke
Makes His Comeback
Wins six-year fight for health. Now u-cll and strong
at 60, Husky as ever, he praises Tanlac
At inou i est fluin 1'lace. Los Ao-l-lea.
Lives AUrt A. Rooke. a t
ajiected citizen with 3 years of acliva
railroad experience. lie lulls a a very
interesting experience.
"About seven years ago," says Mr.
Kooke, "my stomach and liver went
back on ma. Itwasamoatdutresains;
experience. Nothing seemed to agrea
with me; I lost all desire for food. A
sound night's sleep was out of tlie
question, so I rose each morning tired
and pcnW-Thcn constipation de
veloped and made life a continuous
misery. I lost weight and could hardly
drag mj-self arouud a good deal of tho
time. After six years of that I was all
in. Along came the 'flu' when I had
no rcsistauce left. That waa almut tha
. re7, No ,h,n . ren,r,1.to,hp,pn,- ver In my life. That waa a year am.
' On a fnend's advira I triedTanlao, I'm still in fine aha,., aa you see. l ew
and that certainly did help. I soon men of 00 areas well aai am. tbuika
began to get refreshing sleep again, to toTanlac."
at with old-time sest The distressing Taiilao la nature'a own tonio and
atomacn and Uver troublea disap- body builder, mada from Mota, herba
peared. Briefly. TanUo put me on and barks by Uie famous Taiilao for.
my feet, with all tny old-time vigor mida. TryaWtJo it msydo f.wyou
and enjoyment of life, I put on weight what it did fur Mr. fomke. Your drug,
and altar fiva bottle was aa wail a gist hash. Over 62 million bottles sold.
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