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About The Ione independent. (Ione, Or.) 1916-19?? | View Entire Issue (May 6, 1927)
' OUR COMIC SECTION iriKAuui-i DM Tr - (mio wt! wiil vowjalu HI6P0'WSPV -V. OVER AT THE HOUSE ftHE TWJ9n AipWHERKAjlTUPjer " . ;rT"iij?..i I 1 1 MEASLES J ( j- , A "keep" :' ; UT 1;'' MICKIE, THE PRINTERS DEVIL rVAMl war of tub Qooo oC 9ottvma. went rriMt uJ twit resi, euT VJnw AN iMseo 6AV1C ou twv. SOCM AS tW 6U eXTTU AT "IMS ED WWrtltl WOM D 6MO tXJ MOO. BMU6lASA HI Mf tOVff crttia UMtU UM. Dotty BlOUOC ATTU' UOAAfl lUKttf SHOW. MOrMlM' W "TU" u c 1 ew ' . AMP DeMoM CfiUtP, UIP UP WrtM A GAMt LES, PI PUT ' FEhlT UN TW CtUAK VIEW. HI SPWktUCoTlit Wtt TTWlU1 K MASttfT. TUC i THE FEATHERHEADS "Yes" Is the Answer i v 1 v mi' 1 i .ii; ii!!!- milium ji"i"!;zaJr'!!::'iln nil7Coo ooV-A woHoiumu i V uri(Jmt ir ' i t.v bov-j SMAftHao U Irr- fiiVVc& 'aw mi if i J Tmu th QuveQa opposition c?t flY tIY MiNt voui? JWA U;wivlf fap rim1.. 1 won't tki tlfl JF & ' l,K oAfc ! - ' Our Pet Peeve VJRttl - UPAfloUTff 0 The Real New AMD THEM "TWER WOT. TH' PlReAf MeCTDft iujuKt aars. puMtc tfesueo our wmuxrr wt MAVS-OC, TH' FIRST TIMS M TUlRTY VEARS, AWO UOSOPN OjEVJHCaOOR REPORTER BEtf tbGTMER.MAMB5RHlJ5ttV ' PVeU tV4' MiWktU Of A TPAVtUHft IAAM AM ah unFwnrvjtreoR of oufc etcptrp aj fiOOO eOPVaWHAyP MMCPIT TWff TbWM MOfV WOULO 6 eCVCRALCUPOOl PATMf PUIS A MRU 9UH 1t CMJ5iM) SKODOM.'' a. uc CAP AND BELLS' e: HOW IT WORKED A dragi(1t who wanted to Mil ! trio wafll Ironi wit tdvlMi) to cm ploy an attractlra young wmnao to cook waffles In the atore. ' la waa aa anrad that tho etiem would boost sales. "How did It tarn outr asked bis dvlscr. "A smart (Ink marrlad ths ftrl the Drat week." 77f HE WENT lie (at midnight) I feel all wooni op tills evening. She (wearily) Toar mala spring most be broken, or yoo'd sorely go. Th Young Lawyer Ana If, mr eon," the Uwrr ealO. "My hoe roe wlih to all, Rmmbr that I got my start By working with a will." Just to Do Something DentiM's Wife We must give the maid a little treat of tome sort for ber birthday. Pentlst All right Til extract aome of her teeth fresv fieri lo Kegels Los- tlga Welt Fining Bhe I wonder why marriage la called "an Inatltutlonr lie Because It la so bard to escape from, I suppose. New Yo Central Dues Uagaslne. Realism in the Moviet Tour atar ablrered most natural In that scene." Had to." Ilehr "We put ber on Ice. Why Worry? Dyer Too bad about Niblick losing all bis money. Gowfe He should worry I lie made the course In two under par yester 17. ... Rather Big-Hearted Jerry Is there only one cake of snept llellhop Sure I Jerry Tell the night clerk Til take another room. I must wash my face. GREATEST COLD FIELDS "What are the world'! greatest gold flelde." "The big cities you'll find gold diggura in erery street" Landing a Pauenger Ruth rode In my otw cycle oar In the -t In bsck nf m I took a bump at (Iftr-flvs, And rode on ruthlualy. ' How Boy Friend Knew DutiKhtvr You know, dud, he al ways said he'd never marry until the riKht girl came along. Pud Well, bow does be know you are the right onel Daughter Oh, I told him I waa. Hit Favorite Brand ' Dave Hare you another cigar like the one you gave me yesterday 1 . Rod Yenh. Dave Kino. I want to break my brother of the tmhlt of smoking. Reciprocate or Retaliate "I muat begin buying my presents," said Mr. Q. "You know, Cousin Kills gave us that big blue vase lust year, we ought to reciprocate," "HedprocntuT answered Mr. 0. "Kor that vase I Xou mean retaliate.' The Outlook. Meowt Wllllo fa. how old are kittens when they got their eyea open? Ilia Father 1 tn sure I don't know, lill 7 Progrett Made In Caring for Sick There are fifty more hospitals lo this country now than there were a year ngo, according to a statistical survey of hospitals recently completed by the American Medical association. The 6,940 hospitals now In operation In the United States have a capacity of 860,443 beds and the Increase over last year Is sufficient to take care of an in crease In population of S.OOO.OOO peo ple, association offlduls mj. The growing Importance of the bospltal as an educational agency Is indicated by the figures showing the number of hos pltuls that Include nurses' training schools. The' total number of schools come to more teyin 2,000, of which Pennsylvania has the most In any state, though New York has the largest number of nurse students. There1 are slightly fewer than 28 registered nurse for every 10,000 people of the whole population of the country, the survey shows. The lowest supply U In Georgia and Mississippi, which have only seven for every 10,000 people. CoftltlMtloa fftr1lv !nd!et dlMrrir4 stomften. llTr And bowaln. Wrlsht't Indian VxMnbl Pllla rnitora raznlarltr without Sriylns. Ill Faarl St., N. f. AdT, Weeit Looked On at Retervoirt of Wealth At recent meeting of distin guished botanist the opinion' was voiced that great reserve of wealth ere lying untapped In what we now regard as weeds. Though there are 600,000 known species of higher plants, the world' needs In food, fiber and timber are at present supplied by less than 100 species. Another Interesting fact that waa brought out at this convention of botanists was that the cells of plants can be regarded as the most powerful forms of suction pumps In the world. A the result of research Into the way In which plants draw water from their roots to their topmost leave through fermentation that la taking place In their cells, an estimation was made that pumping power sometimes equal 600 pounds to the square Inch. Soft Corns Money Back Says Your Druggie! if Moone a Emerald Oil Doesn't Do Away With AH Soreness and Pain in 24 Hours, Get a bottle of Moone'a Emerald OU with the understanding that If it does not put an end to the pain and soreness and do away with the corn Itself your money will be promptly returned. Don't worry about how long you're had It or bow many other prepara tions you have tried. Thla power ful penetrating oil la one prepara tion that will belp to make your painful aching feet so healthy and free from corn and bunion trouble that you ll be able to go anywhere and do any tiling In absolute feet comfort 8o marvelouaty powerful I Moone'a Emerald Oil that thousand have found It gives wonderful result In the treatment of dangerous swollen or varicose vein. Your druggist I sell ing lots of It aaMnisBaaBHWsBaI f Locutte Defied Artillery ' Giant lorusti have been Invading the countryside In India, three differ ent swarms having descended upon territory In the Bombay presidency, say Popular Mechanics Magazine. One "army" waa 20 miles long and SO yards wide. When the Insects had set tled, heavy gunfire was directed upon them, but did not dislodge them, and several fertile tracts were devastated. Another swarm waa .lire mile long and half a mile wide. - Beet tor the Dog Table scraps form the best food for the dog, saye Nature Magazine. Do not feed him either "potatoes of chicken bones. Self-distrust la responsible for moat t life' failure. The silent watches of th night are those we forget to wind. Covfersd Wagon Pioneer Quickly Restored to Health Was So Weak Could Scarcely Use Arms or legs. Sacra tnento Resident a Victim of "Flu," Loses Weight and Vitality. Finds Long-Sought Relief. Strength Restored. Praises Tanlac ' Pioneer Mood flows in ths vein of Frank Kikert, Box 103S, R. R, 10, Sacramento, Calif ..aprominentstock man who trekked over the rough, has. ardoua trails from Illinois in the early sixties, lint even his brawn, muscle and splendid health broke under the strain of modern living. "Flu" loll its mark and threatened hie life. "I didn't care whether I lived or died, I felt so haJlv." said Mr. llikert, "when 1 began taking Tstilno. My strength had vanished, sapped by the 'Flu. My arms and legs were so Weak that they were almost useless. I oouldn't even turn over In bed with out help, so completely undermined was my strength and vitality. "One night my wife saw the Teniae advertisement in the paper and urged me to try it, I bought a bottlo and Started iking it, and I felt better right off. In a few weeks I was able to do all my work. Not only did my weakness disnpiear. bit I actually siiined twenty pounds, and I have felt fine evV ainee. "Yes, sir, I firmly believe that Tan Ian saved my life. Naturally, Vm so enthuHiaatin about Tanlao I am tell ing all my frieud it' a great medicine TV0 HOMES MADE HAPPY By Women Who Used Lydis) E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. - l have taken Lydla K. Plnkham'e Vegetable Compound and I think It I the most won derfnl medicine I ever tried," la the statement made " fif t Mr. Goldle Shoup of -Bt Joseph, mi. nol. 8b de clare that after tfikln the Com pound the la In better health than before! ' Mr: J. Rtorma nf 90 f.ana flfraot. Paterson. N.' X.-. write; "I cannot apeak too highly of your medicine and I recommend It to all my friend." These statement were taken from two enthusiastic letter which tell nf the help that has been received from using the Vegetable Compound. Both Mrs, flhonp and Mr. Storm were In a ran-down condition which caused them much nnhapplneat. When women are suffering from lack of strength and from weakness, their own life and that of their fam ily la affected. 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Taket Moviee of Plantt ' The slowest motion pictures ever made are those of the United State) Department of Agriculture which por tray the growth of plants. This la don by the use of a "time-lapse" ma chine. Invented by Howard Greene, that exposes only one frame of film at a time and regulates the time be tween auch exposure. These period usually are about 20 seconds, so that In an hour only about ISO pictures would be taken. All in Good Time Fred D'you know, I haven't spoken to my wife for five weeks. Ted Don't worry, old man, yoof turn will come next Answers, aw .a There' nothing to this grouch talk." "No, It' crahapplesauce." and IH praise it a long as I live." Tftnlac helps conquer ailments and builds upstrength in famished bodies. 1 1 banisliespai u and f rees thesystem of poison rausedby constipation andslng gixh liver. It ia Nature's own remedy made from roots, barks ami herl ao . cording to the fnmousTanlnc formula. 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